Faced with his daughter's request, Zheng Tian tried his best to satisfy her, so he found an opportunity to invite Luo Yin to his home as a guest, and asked his daughter to poke a small hole behind the window to peek at Luo Yin and Oppa, whom he longed for. .
As a result... the prime minister's daughter only glanced at him, "I will never chant his poems from now on", and never read his works again.
"Hidden appearance and ugly appearance", how ugly is this? Turn around in seconds.
Zheng Tian, who is honest, loyal and cherishes talents, is also helpless. He originally wanted to be your father-in-law. Forget it, buddy, let's continue drinking.
Huang Chao invaded Chang'an, and Xizong was lucky to be in Shu. Luo Yin wrote a poem, which is full of irony and sarcasm:
"Mawei Mountain is green and green, and I am lucky to see Luan Yu return to Shu.
Ah Man should have something to say under the spring, but this time he would not blame Concubine Yang even more. "
Aman is the nickname of Li Longji, Emperor Xuanzong of the Tang Dynasty. How annoying! It is said that Ma Weishan looked at Xizong Xingshu's team with affection, and seemed to be saying hello to them, "Hey, you are here, please come inside." Then Tang Xuanzong, who was under Jiuquan, also expressed his opinion, "Now you can Can't you blame Concubine Yang?
Emperor Xizong was lucky to be in Shu. Luo Yin was so gloating and making sarcastic remarks, but he still wanted to be an official in the court?
When it was Zhaozong's turn to be forced to move out of Chang'an, his entourage brought a monkey that had been trained in advance. It could imitate a human and follow officials to the court to participate in politics. This made Zhaozong very happy, so he gave him a scarlet robe. (Level 4 or above) to this monkey.
Luo Yin angrily wrote a poem and sarcastically said:
"The probation period will be in the twelfth or third year, and the smoke and moon in the five lakes will conflict with each other.
How can I learn to worship my grandson? The king will blush when he smiles. "
After ten years of hard work and hard study, in the end, I am no better than a monkey who pleases the king!
This monkey is also worth mentioning. After Zhu Wen usurped the Tang Dynasty, he got this monkey and wanted it to be his "subordinate". However, after seeing Zhu Wen, the monkey jumped up and down and showed very little etiquette. It is obviously a metaphor that Zhu Wen is not the real dragon emperor. Zhu Wen was furious and ordered him to be executed.
There are peonies who don't recognize Wu Zetian, and there are monkeys who don't recognize Zhu Wen.
Pei Yun married the daughter of the prime minister Xiao Yu, and he rose to the throne in one fell swoop. This made Luo Yin, who had failed in many trials and missed a good relationship with the prime minister's daughter, crazy and filled with lemons. He immediately wrote a poem to satirize it, including one line:
"Looking carefully at the moon wheel is still interesting. I believe that the green laurel is close to Chang'e."
I looked at the moon and it looked quite beautiful, but I didn't know that Chang'e in Guanghan Palace also used the back door.
Luo Yin is famous for his satirical poems throughout the ages. He even dared to satirize the current emperors Xizong and Zhaozong. Is there anyone else in the world whom he would not dare to mock?
Zhaozong was also a British leader who promoted talents in an eclectic way. He was thirsty for talents and once wanted to make an exception for promotion. As a result, he aroused opposition from the courtiers. The reason was that although Luo Yin was talented, he was frivolous, cynical and dared to ridicule. Mingjun, I dare to slander the ministers. Such people are not suitable to be officials.
Zhaozong asked Luo Yin what inappropriate remarks he made.
This question didn't matter. The courtiers poured beans into bamboo tubes, looked through Luo Yin's social accounts, and reported his inappropriate remarks one by one. So Zhaozong gave up the idea of letting him serve as an official.
Zhaozong's family was kind-hearted, and at most he would be silenced and treated coldly. However, the warlords in the feudal towns were not so tolerant.
When he was in Huainan, he was almost killed by Gao Pian because he mocked him. Fortunately, he ran fast. "In anger, I chased him in a hurry, but I couldn't catch him."
His wealth of economics supported his rebellious and arrogant character, and his outrageous appearance gave him the experience of being unappreciated for his talents. As time went by, he finally developed a more paranoid personality. I go my own way, that's it, do whatever you like.
So when he defected to Qian Liu, he was worried that he would not be accepted. But Qian Liu magnanimously absorbed this great talent with a flamboyant and unusual personality.
When the imperial court had just appointed Qian Liu as the envoy of Zhenhai Navy, it was customary for Qian Liu to write a thank you note. In addition to thanking the emperor for his great kindness, he also had to report on the basic situation of the local area. Qian Liu was so proud that he asked Shen Song to draft a memorial praising the prosperity of the western Zhejiang region to show off his political achievements to the court. After writing it, show it to Luo Yin to see if there is anything missing.
Luo Yin shook his head and passed directly, saying that western Zhejiang had just experienced war, everything was in ruins, and the people were exhausted, but you showed off like this. Wouldn't it be inviting the dignitaries of the court to ask for bribes from you? Even if you don't ask for a bribe, just collect personal income tax at the standard you boast about... low-key and low-key.
Qian Liu suddenly realized this, so he took on a new look and changed from showing off his wealth to crying about poverty. In his thank you note, he described western Zhejiang as follows: "The weather is cold but elk often roam, and the sun sets but cattle and sheep do not come down."
When the imperial court received the memorial, he looked at it, smiled knowingly, and said, "Don't ask, it must have been written by Luo Yin."
Failure to be named on the gold list is an eternal pain in Luo Yin's heart, and it is also a common breakthrough for others to attack him.
Shen Song drafted a thank you note for Qian Liu, but was passed by Luo Yin, and felt very unhappy. One day, the two of them accompanied Qian Liu to a banquet. During the dinner, Qian Liu invited a stunning dancer and praised: "Look, she is as beautiful as Chang'e!"
Shen Song waved his hand and said, "Chang'e is so ugly, how can she be compared with her?"
Qian Liu smiled and said, "Do you know Chang'e?"
This was what Shen Song was waiting for. He was stroking his silver beard, glanced at Luo Yin next to him, and said with a pun: "I have been to the Moon Palace twice to win laurels, how can I not recognize him?"
Zhegui means winning the imperial examination and passing the exam. A double entendre, academic qualifications crush.
Shen Song also packaged and forwarded the good news of winning the ranking to Luo Yin, deliberately irritating him. Luo Yin added a poem at the end:
“On the loess plains, cunning rabbits are fat, dogs are like lightning and horses are like flying.
The old general of Baling had no meritorious deeds. You recalled that he returned from hunting at night. "
Not only are his colleagues exposing his shortcomings, but hostile forces also like to use academic qualifications as a weapon of attack.
Huainan once sent envoys to visit the two Zhejiang provinces. During the dinner, the reception officials from the two Zhejiang provinces proudly asked the Huainan envoys, "Do you know Luo Yin from our side?"
The Huainan envoy smiled coldly and replied arrogantly: "I don't know him, and I haven't heard of it either."
"Ah?" The two Zhejiang officials were stunned at first, and then said sarcastically with contempt on their faces: "Who in the world doesn't know the name of the great talent Luo Yin? You Huainan people are really ignorant."
The envoy from Huainan responded with one sentence: "There is no name on the gold list, so I don't know."
Luo Yin's name is indeed famous all over the world, and there is a fan of him in Heshuo area. This is Luo Shaowei, who was the governor of Wei Bojun at that time.
At that time, Luo Yin had just debuted and was a young talent well-known in Jiangdong, but he had not yet participated in the imperial examination. Luo Yin was very confident in himself. Even though he was not ranked first, he had already displayed a style that even the number one scholar had never had.
Luo Shaowei admired Luo Yin very much and was a fan of Luo Yin. He even took the initiative to adopt the surname of the same clan and worshiped Luo Yin as his uncle. Luo Yin accepted it calmly and showed no humility, which made Luo Shaowei's staff very unhappy. Luo Shaowei also recommended Luo Yin to Zhu Wen, so Zhu Wen gave Luo Yin a small job.
