["Master" Lu Yongzhi]
The news of Zhou Bao's mutiny made Gao Pian ecstatic. For this reason, he summoned the civil and military officials to hold a banquet and celebrate.
I really don't know what the deep hatred between the two people is. Facing the fate of their former good brother, Gao Pian would be so gloating about his misfortune without caring about the general situation.
Zhou Bao was right. Gao Pian's fate was far more tragic than Zhou Bao's, and it was the master named Lu Yongzhi who dragged Gao Pian into purgatory.
Lu Yongzhi, a big liar, a "master", a typical charlatan. He was once wanted by the government for "deceiving the public with his evil words and forming cliques to cause chaos". He hid in Tibet and fled everywhere, and was finally taken in by Gao Pian.
In his later years, Gao Pian especially believed in gods and deities, and was deeply poisoned by feudal superstition. Lu Yongzhi's deception of spreading beans to make soldiers and calling for wind and rain was very suitable for Gao Pian. Gao Pian favored Lu Yongzhi and rewarded him generously. He even gave him a military position and worshiped him as a living god.
Lu Yongzhi was not only good at deceiving the public with his lies, but also good at forming cliques for personal gain. He felt Gao Pian's pulse and began to give him the right medicine. He recommended his associates Zhang Shouyi and Zhuge Yin to Gao Pian. The three of them worked together to set up a trap and formed a group to deceive Gao Pian.
In fact, before this, Zhang Shouyi had visited Gao Pian and showed him his "magic", but he was not good at deception and failed to succeed. Lu Yongzhi secretly gave Zhang Shouyi a small start and conducted targeted intensive training. As expected, Gao Pian took the bait and regarded Zhang Shouyi as a living god.
Before recommending Zhuge Yin, Lu Yongzhi first poured ecstasy soup into Gao Pian and gave psychological suggestions, saying: "The Jade Emperor gave me a dream last night, saying that he saw that you have a heavy workload, so he specially sent a god to come to the world. , help the Marshal handle official affairs, you must treat him well, it is best to arrange an important position for him in the mortal world."
Gao Pian said yes repeatedly.
The next day, Zhuge Yin visited Gao Pian. He was very responsive, answered questions fluently, and talked and laughed happily (nonsense, it was all rehearsed in advance). Gao Pian fell in love at first sight and thought to himself, isn't this the immortal sent by the Jade Emperor? So he handed over the salt and iron monopoly to Zhuge Yin.
Gao Pian is a young master after a noble family. He loves to be tidy and clean by nature, and is even a mysophobia. He never allows his nephews, nephews and other juniors to sit next to him.
Zhuge Yin suffered from severe skin diseases, with sores and pustules all over his body. He would scratch them with his hands from time to time. The gaps between his fingernails were often filled with pus and blood, which made him feel disgusting. Gao Pian not only didn't mind at all, but also ate at the same table with him, had long conversations, and even shared wine glasses and rice bowls.
The attendant was confused and said, "Commander, don't you have mysophobia? Looking at him like this, we servants can hardly stand it..."
"What do you know? The gods pretended to be like this on purpose to test whether I am pious enough. Haven't you heard of Guo Degang's "The Biography of Jigong"?"
"Commander, Jigong is a descendant of the Southern Song Dynasty..."
"Don't talk nonsense, Guo Degang has to move on."
Just a joke, it shows how deeply Gao Pian was poisoned. He was deceived by Lu Yongzhi and others into lameness, and his brain was lame.
Gao Pian has several pet dogs. Dogs are very sensitive to the smell of blood and often surround Zhuge Yin, sniffing him and appearing very affectionate.
Gao Pian wondered, "It's obviously my pet dog. How can it be so close to you?"
Zhuge Yin laughed "haha" and said: "They are also heavenly dogs descended from the heavenly palace. When I was with the Jade Emperor, I used to play with them and shovel shit. Oh, we have been separated for hundreds of years, but I didn't expect them to recognize them. I."
Gao Pian was even more convinced that Zhuge Yin was a god descended to earth.
When Gao Pian fell out with the court and exchanged insults across the screen, one day, Lu Yongzhi suddenly told Gao Pian in a serious manner, "The commander-in-chief is not good! I counted my fingers and found out that the prime minister (referring to Zheng Tian) sent a The assassin wants to take your life, Marshal, and will arrive tonight!"
Gao Pian was greatly frightened, "Master, what should we do?"
Lu Yongzhi was calm and composed, and said with a slight smile, "Don't worry, don't be afraid. Mr. Zhang Shouyi happens to be proficient in this area of magic. Ask him to do it, and you will definitely be able to avert danger."
Gao Pian asked Zhang Shouyi to save his life, and Zhang Shouyi agreed, "What's so difficult about this? Please ask the commander to do this, this, and this, and you will be able to turn danger into good and turn danger into safety."
Under Zhang Shouyi's guidance, Gao Pian transformed into a cross-dressing man, put on women's clothes, and secretly moved to other rooms, while Zhang Shouyi wore Gao Pian's pajamas and slept on Gao Pian's bed.
At midnight, Zhang Shou threw a large copper basin that he had prepared in advance on the steps outside the house, making a loud banging sound, and then splashed the pig blood that he had prepared in advance all over the courtyard, making it look like a murder scene.
At dawn the next day, Zhang Shou, who was exhausted, returned to his life and said, "Oh, that assassin is indeed the best martial arts master in the world. I almost fell into his hands. Fortunately, the commander-in-chief helped me." Great blessing, narrow victory, narrow victory.”
Gao Pian was moved to tears and said, "Mr. Zhang, you are my reborn parents, my father and mother again!" Then he rewarded Zhang Shouyi with a large amount of gold, silver and jewelry.
In fact, the deception used by Lu Yongzhi's gang members was not very clever, and it was even full of loopholes. But what is puzzling is that this kind of three-legged cat's tricks actually coaxed Gao Pian into being convinced. It is really incredible. Let’s share a few typical examples:
Lu Yongzhi carved some strange words on a piece of bluestone and secretly placed them on the incense table where Gao Pian was a monk and ascended to immortality. Gao Pian was puzzled after seeing it, so he invited various calligraphers and writing experts to study it. After deciphering it, it turned out to be the words "The Jade Emperor awarded Mr. Baiyun Gao Pian".
But Gao Pianmei was ruined, thinking that his piety moved God.
Lu Yongzhi struck while the iron was hot and said: "The commander-in-chief burns incense and practices, and his merits are remarkable. He has moved heaven, earth, and the Jade Emperor in heaven. He wants to arrange a fairy position in heaven for the commander-in-chief. It is estimated that he will be appointed to the throne soon. A crane will come here to welcome the commander-in-chief to ascend on the crane. Those of us immortals who were demoted to the mortal world because of our mistakes have completed our sentences and will return to the heavenly palace with the commander-in-chief."
I really think of myself as Zhu Bajie and Monk Sha.
Gao Pian was so convinced that he immediately ordered someone to carve a huge wooden crane in the yard. He often wore fairy clothes woven with feathers and rode on the back of the wooden crane, hoping that he would become a flying fairy soon. He didn't think he looked like a birdman.
In his spare time, Gao Pian kept setting up altars to pray and worship, refine the elixir of immortality, and smelt gold with stones (turning stones into gold). This expense alone cost hundreds of millions.
Lu Yongzhi told Gao Pian that gods all like to live in high-rise buildings, preferably a dangerous building with a hundred feet where "you can pick the stars with your hands". Li Bai also said, "Don't dare to speak loudly for fear of frightening the heavens." So we must build a Tower of Babel, a skyscraper.
Therefore, Gao Pian built a "Yingxian Tower" at a cost of 150,000 yuan; he also spent huge sums of money to build an eight-foot-high "Yanhe Pavilion".
Lu Yongzhi never behaved normally in front of Gao Pian. He was always like schizophrenia. He would raise his eyebrows and scold the sky, and then bow and salute to the sky. He said that there was a deity passing by, but Marshal, you are still a shallow person and could not see it yet.
So Gao Pian hurriedly followed Lu Yongzhi's example and kowtowed in the air. He must have never heard of "The Emperor's New Clothes".
