Next to the sports ground of the previous school, a poor god in a sweatshirt held a can of spray paint and spray-painted his name and contact number in bright red on the blank space behind the metal debris warehouse in the corner of the sports ground, giving it to himself. Advertise outsourced errand services.
Completely ignoring the content on the sign not far behind me——
"No graffiti."
Of course, it’s hard to say whether he followed the rules or not. After all, this situation is Schrödinger’s cat, the result of one who does not know whether to live or die. After all, no matter how you say it, Yato may be in a miserable state, but he is still a member of the huge group of "eight million gods".
——Although it is completely the bottom of the crane and the bottom layer that is holding back, it is not a form of existence that mortals can easily understand.
Not everyone can see him, and not everyone can see his message, whether it is posting small advertisements everywhere, distributing low-quality flyers or business cards, or the spray-painted graffiti that ignores the ban here. That's the thing.
If those people couldn't see his graffiti, it would mean that he didn't violate the rules and graffiti.
Well, there's nothing wrong with the logic.
After neatly spraying the graffiti advertisement, the shameful loser in sportswear sighed, walked to the rest bench over there with a frown and sat down, lying on the back of the bench, feeling unusually exhausted.
Not long ago, he had just completed a commission with high spirits, removing a monster that was born in this school due to the accumulation of tension in people's hearts as the exam season approached, and successfully obtained five yen of incense money.
Also not long ago, after completing that commission, the accompanist, the gentle woman in kimono from before, resigned from him and ran away...
Now he is alone. He is said to be a god, but he doesn't even have a divine weapon on hand, which is no different from being unarmed.
Of course, he wouldn't actually be bothered by this. After all, it didn't take long for him and the vocalist to partner up with each other. In just three months, he couldn't establish any camaraderie or deep feelings. Something, and he has long been used to it.
What really hit Yato was the reason given by the soundtrack when he resigned.
——She cannot physically accept wandering around with an unknown little god who doesn’t even have a shrine...
At that time, I was still pretending to cry. I was obviously the one who wanted to cry the most, right? Thinking of the way the vocalist resigned in order to succeed and pretended to cry loudly in front of him, Yadou felt a chill in his heart. What he said was so hurtful, didn't he have any heart at all?
And she has been struggling to own the shrine. It has been three months. Doesn’t she know about this?
If you continue to fight with yourself, there will definitely be a shrine. It just takes a little time and a little persistence...
Thinking of this, the young man in the sweatshirt unzipped the sweatshirt and took out a large beer bottle directly from the inside of the collar without any undulating curves. He didn't know how he hid it on his body. From the appearance Can't tell at all.
"That's all...it's not enough to build a shrine."
Looking at more than half of the coins piled inside the dark green beer bottle, Yato shook it slightly and couldn't help but sigh again.
This seems quite a lot at first glance, but each one of them is a five-yen coin. Considering that he can get one coin for completing a commission, and now has accumulated more than half a beer bottle, Yato also Quite diligent. But one thing that is obvious is that such a small amount of incense money is not enough to build a shrine.
Well, just like workers, no matter how hard they work, their wages cannot keep up with the price of goods. With such a small amount of money, they probably can't even afford a toilet.
Therefore, even on the scale of his unimaginable life, the realization of the goal of building a shrine is still very far away.
As for why the charging standards are not raised...
Yato actually thought about it. After all, labor costs are very expensive in this era. He is a foreign god, but no matter how he runs errands, he only charges five yen at a time. This is really ridiculously cheap. It makes sense to raise the charging standard. If you mention ten yen once, your efficiency will be doubled, and if it is more, it will take off directly.
but--
Although he didn't have much money, the main reason why he designed it like this was to express a connection, because "five yen" has the same "destiny" in the pronunciation of this country's language, so even though most people don't believe him, At that time, as long as he completes the commission and collects the reward, he can also collect disguised incense money in this way, which is equivalent to receiving worship from believers.
If it weren't for this, Yato himself would also like to raise the charging standard. Unfortunately, compared to the long-term major event of establishing a shrine, he also has short-term goals, and they are very important, and that is to use these weak incense maintain its own existence.
Otherwise, before he can collect enough funds to build a shrine, he may disappear from this world due to religious issues.
"Compared to this, I still have to find another artifact..."
Putting away the beer bottle, Yato looked bitter and resentful.
Didi didi——
Just at this time, a monotonous ringtone rang, and he jumped up from his chair almost as if it was a conditioned reflex. He quickly took out his cell phone and connected it: "Hello! Thank you for choosing this god. I am Yadou, the fast, cheap and reliable expat god, may I ask what you wish for!"
"..."
"..."
The other person didn't say anything. I don't know if he hadn't digested it for a while, or he was shocked by this opening statement.
But Yadou is not worried about this, because he has seen this kind of situation many times, even if the opponent will find it very baffling, or think it is a novel setting, muttering that he wonders when the expatriate service has become so fiercely competitive. At the same time, I will eventually stop entangled with him and decide to choose him.
Because it is cheap enough, no matter what kind of commission it is, it only costs five yen once, which is an unimaginable price.
Therefore, most people will make the same decision. They probably think that even if they are deceived, they will only lose a little bit. Even if the small amount of money is lost on the road, they will not feel bad. Of course, it will be the same if they are cheated, but If it's true...then I've made a lot of money.
——Yato’s charging standards, in addition to cleverly taking advantage of the accident of becoming acquainted, also have a big advantage, that is, in terms of competitiveness, as long as people who can find him will often facilitate the corresponding commission in the end. Need to think twice or something.
Yadou quietly waited for the voice from the other side. After a few seconds, a clear voice came from the microphone:
"I saw your flyer. It said that all kinds of wishes can be fulfilled for only five yen, right?"
"That's right, it's cheap and worry-free. This god is definitely your best cost-effective choice!" Yadou nodded repeatedly, his voice changing to a business tone.
"Well, I want to confirm first. The meaning of achieving various wishes means that you can do anything...right?"
"That's right, you can do anything! It only costs five yen!"
Yadou still nodded subconsciously and blurted out without thinking. He has heard this kind of questions many times, but most of them are uncertain temptations from the other side. At most, he is worried that his commission is a bit awkward, and he may not accept it, rather than really wanting to promise it. What an outrageous wish.
In the final analysis, most of the clients did not believe his statement at all, and naturally they would not think about what kind of prayers they wanted to make to the gods.
"That's it..." The other person seemed to be still trying, "Then - what about killing people?"
"..."
"..."
Yadou suddenly felt something in his heart. He was stunned for a moment. He didn't know if he thought of some bad memories. His expression suddenly became very forced. After a few seconds, he managed to squeeze out a smile: "Hehehe, guest, you are joking, what I just said was serious business undertaking..."
"Well, it turns out it's a serious business, so I'm relieved. After all, your charges are too cheap..."
The person on the other side seemed to smile, and then his tone became serious, "Then let me tell you straight, I was a tourist who came to this city not long ago, but today I accidentally lost all my luggage. Even passports and the like are in there..."
"oh oh……"
Yato also turned his attention back and nodded while listening, so he was looking for him?
"I have already called the police, but the police said that it is very likely that I will not be able to get it back. I actually know this, but I still want to look for it again... but I am not familiar with the place and the money I have left on me Not much, I just happened to see your flyer again, so I thought I would try my luck. Anyway, even if it is fake, there will be no greater loss."
The other person said this, finally giving a normal business entrustment, and not really planning to consult the murder service.
Yadou relaxed a little, thought about it for a moment, then showed a friendly smile, and continued to say in an enthusiastic voice: "No problem, I have this bag on me. Can I ask if there is anything worth noting about the luggage you lost?" The characteristics, and probably where it disappeared..."
"Here, let me take a look..."
Half a minute later, Yadou ended the call, clenched his fist, quickly turned around and ran away, ready to complete this commission.
He was originally planning to go find another artifact first. After all, the sound engineer had just resigned and left. He didn't have an artifact at his disposal, so many things were inconvenient. However, the current commission requires the search for lost items. It does not require demon slaying and fighting like before, so I can leave it alone for the time being.
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The other side.
Gu Mo, who was leaning in the alley, had just finished the call, and then conveniently saved the number.
He just spent some time to buy a new mobile phone produced in this replica world, which solved the communication problem and made it a lot more convenient... But compared with the ecology, intelligence, network speed, etc. that he was used to, this The phone looks brand new, but in fact, in his opinion, the very old mobile phone is still too inconvenient.
After completing the somewhat unfamiliar operation, he put the phone into his pocket, then bent down to pack the luggage that he had abandoned here not long ago.
He took out his normal luggage such as clothes and stuffed it casually into a normal luggage bag he had just bought. After all, he had to do a complete set for acting. Since the reason he found was that he was traveling, then naturally he had to have a more consistent style of painting. Only a son can do it...
With this idea in mind, after sorting it out a little, he threw the new duffel bag in the trash can, then put other suspicious materials and tools into the previous outdoor backpack, turned around and left the alley. However, I suddenly thought of something and stopped.
He turned around, thought about it, and took out a few large-denomination Japanese yen banknotes. He just threw them on the ground in the alley. People outside should be able to see them easily.
Although the supplement did not provide any information about this world, as a work he had seen before, he still remembered some general information...
Although I have forgotten what special abilities that good-for-nothing poor god has, he seems to be living in a particularly miserable state. I just remember that he has no fixed abode, no job, and an unstable source of income. As a result, the artifacts under his command have changed jobs one after another. He is a shrine without a shrine. A setting for worshiping one's own desolate god who lacks incense.
But in the final analysis, the existence of the word "god" is still contaminated - even in this world, this concept does not seem to be so noble - Gu Mo still will not underestimate the other party easily, so in order to cover up his aura, he naturally has to do a good job Some finishing touches.
As long as you attract more people to come here to pick up money and make the alley have a lot of residual smell in a short period of time, you should be able to confuse your sense of presence. As long as the other party doesn't pay attention, they probably won't notice where the luggage is. Throw it in yourself.
Using this method, Gu Mo attracted several waves of passers-by, watching them happily go in to pick up money and then leave.
Feeling that the number was probably enough, he quietly left and stopped observing secretly on the opposite street corner.
After getting rid of the other luggage, Gu Mo began to prepare for his own clothing, food, housing and transportation. After all, he would stay in this dungeon for a month. He had to have a place to stay, and it was impossible to say no. Eat or not drink, eat the wind and drink the dew.
At the same time, we are also exploring and investigating the experience acquisition situation in this world. There is no need for special investigation. Just walk around the city and see the probability of spawning wild monsters and encountering hostile red-dot units. Although it is not as scary as the Warring States Period, with hundreds of ghosts walking at night and demons dancing wildly, it should be relatively easy to spawn monsters.
As for hiring that poor god and forming a team with him, he had an idea, but he didn't act too hastily, and he didn't send a team application as soon as he got there.
That would definitely not work, so he planned to lay the groundwork first and get on the line before talking about it. The previous, relatively normal commission was the Pathfinder Stone. As for how to naturally start killing monsters in the future, he had an idea, and he could find a suitable reason for changing his profession to become a partner of justice.
"There are also many hospitals, but most of them are voices from the other side, rather than formed resentments..."
In the afternoon, standing in front of a certain hospital, Gu Mo looked at the hospital building and made the above judgment.
In this area, he heard a lot of rustling sounds, like water droplets dripping from a deep space far away, and faint echoes, but there were doctors, nurses, patients, and most of the living people passing by. None of it was audible and didn't seem to be affected at all.
And in his perception, there are only sounds and no corresponding entities... This is a bit troublesome. It seems that there are things everywhere in this world, but in fact there are not as many as imagined, and he doesn't know if he can ascend. A two- or three-level one.
The phone rang, and Gu Mo came out of his thoughts and answered the phone.
"Uh, you've found it...Okay, okay, I'll be there right away."
After hanging up the phone, he breathed a sigh of relief. His eyes were a little strange. He was really fast and efficient. He clearly said the opposite direction, but the other party still completed the commission so quickly. It couldn't be from the order confirmation. From that moment on, you ran all over the city non-stop, right?
In order to earn five yen, the gods really worked hard enough...
Closing the phone, he glanced at the snake and fox beside him, ready to meet the poor god, but they...
