There is no overly high fence next to the Xuanwu Pond. There are only piles of polished lake stones. The inner wall of the pond is smooth and flat. There is a narrow water channel at the bottom connecting the outside. Several small fish are drilling in and out, spitting bubbles from their mouths, and they are stunned. He stared blankly at the dragon falling into the water.
(ˉ▽ ̄~) Tsk~~ What a real dragon? It’s almost like a shrimp in the water. It bounces around, so it must be a fake dragon. The little fish discussed it for a while, and then dispersed to join the turtles. Grandpa played.
Qin Shou'an looked at the emperor who had fallen into the water. The thick dragon robe did not show any skin even after it was soaked through, but the heavy pressure on his body exposed his thin frame.
Just as Qin Shou'an originally guessed, the emperor was a weakling and had to use some special clothing designs to enhance his external image.
Qin Shou'an couldn't help but feel lingering fear.
You really have to be careful every step in this palace, there are possibilities of schemes and traps everywhere.
There was a voluptuous female group dancing in front of them just now. Their thin clothes and plump figures would inevitably attract his attention.
The orchestra was playing a little noisy, disturbing his hearing, and the palace maids were coming and going with constant footsteps. If another ninth-level master was arranged to approach Qin Shou'an with ordinary steps, he would hardly be able to detect it, and he would take the opportunity to give him another blow. if……
He just quacked.
"His Majesty!"
"Escort! Escort!"
"The Royal Physician! The Royal Physician!"
"King Langya, may I ask what happened?"
The surrounding palace maids whined and gathered around, and some even held hairpins in their hands. Yu Ruyi looked around, pretending to be a loyal protector.
Several female officials who were obviously skilled in martial arts breathed a sigh of relief when they realized that it was not the assassin who was talking about him, and prepared to quickly fish out His Majesty the Emperor.
Seeing that someone was ready to jump into the pool risklessly, Qin Shouan quickly shouted: "Your Majesty, I'm here to save you!"
After saying that, Qin Shou'an jumped directly into the Xuanwu Pond first, with water splashing everywhere, like a divine soldier descending from the sky.
The two turtles remained calm. Even when Qin Shou'an stepped on the back of the turtle, he remained calm. However, His Majesty the Emperor obviously did not have the Qi-building skills of the turtles. He stood in the water with his eyes wide open and looked at Qin Shou'an angrily.
He was grabbing and sending away smoothly without any pause in between, and the emperor clearly felt that for a moment, he and his eyes met. As an eighth-level master, he had no time to react, so he could make up for it in time and catch the emperor. ?
This man has been very brave since he was a child. When he was a child, he just grabbed him and he kicked the emperor into the closet, unable to get up.
"Your Majesty will atone for his sins. I will take your Majesty away immediately." Qin Shou'an quickly showed some fear, dripping water and prepared to approach the emperor.
The sun is shining brightly today, and the water in the pool even feels a little warm, probably because there are hot springs flowing into the waterway. People can't help but have the urge to splash in the water a few times.
"Wait!" The emperor raised his hand in front of him to stop Qin Shou'an from approaching, and said angrily: "I'm all wet... For the sake of fairness, you have to be all wet too!"
Qin Shouan looked at the emperor's mustache and couldn't help but be stunned. How is this fair?
If he hadn't tried to plot against him, would Qin Shou'an have thrown him into the pool?
Besides, this kind of fairness is too childish. The emperor was quite majestic and steady in the main hall of the Mingtang just now, but now his words are a bit childish. His childishness seems to be no different from before.
It seems that the emperor has been psychologically distorted since he was a child, and his words and deeds must be different from ordinary people. Qin Shou'an cannot see him in the same way. He has to lower his head in the palace. At that moment, he had to bend down and prepare to soak in the water and get all his clothes wet.
"Wait!" the emperor shouted loudly.
"What else?" Qin Shou'an wanted to be a child. In this Xuanwu Pond, the emperor had no way to escape, so Qin Shou'an could take the opportunity to deal with him here.
For example, if you catch a few small fish and stuff them into his mouth, the real dragon emperor can certainly eat the fish and shrimp raw.
But it won't work in public now. The two of them are no longer naughty children. The words and deeds of both parties should be consistent with their status...
The emperor's sneak attack just now was actually out of character. Qin Shou'an counterattacked casually. It was an unintentional mistake. Of course, the emperor couldn't blame him. However, Qin Shou'an took advantage of the situation and beat the emperor in front of many maids. How did the emperor get off the stage? ?
Historically, there were many powerful ministers who rebelled against the emperor. At the end of a dynasty, or in some dynasties that were isolated, weak and not orthodox, it was often easy for ministers to have power over the entire government and control the life and death of the emperor.
However, there are only one or two cases recorded in history of people actually beating the emperor at will.
A powerful minister once toasted the emperor. The emperor was in a bad mood and did not want to drink. The powerful minister felt that the emperor was not giving him face, so he ordered his subordinates to beat the emperor.
Of course, this powerful minister did not end well. In the end, he was hacked to death by his own cook and his men. This ending can be said to be very interesting.
If he had not been hacked to death by the cook, he would probably have had the only option to kill the emperor and usurp the throne.
It can be said that killing the emperor is much less risky than beating the emperor. However, Qin Shou'an has no intention of plotting to usurp the throne. Of course, he cannot kill the emperor, nor can he beat up the emperor who has had evil intentions towards him since he was a child.
"Go up first and then talk!" The emperor didn't care about the impatience in Qin Shouan's tone. He put his hands behind his back, showing a calm and calm emperor's posture.
As expected of an emperor, his expression and temperament can be changed easily.
Qin Shou'an wanted to laugh a little bit, he was like a drowned dog who swaggered ashore and thought he was walking like a dragon and a tiger, so majestic.
"Why are you laughing?" The emperor noticed a smile in Qin Shou'an's eyes and frowned.
"No." Qin Shou'an straightened his body and did not intend to admit it.
Qin Shou'an jumped ashore on his own, and several female officials jumped off the Xuanwu Pond and supported the emperor as he jumped to the shore. Their movements were skillful and they cooperated seamlessly. Apparently, they also practiced the retreat of the guards when there was a crisis in the palace.
"Your Majesty, your dragon body is important. Please go and change your clothes quickly. Let's forget about the banquet for today. I will go to the palace to apologize to Your Majesty another day."
Qin Shou'an took the opportunity to take a walk. He really couldn't enter the palace gate without entering, and he still wanted him to go to court every day? From now on, he will really go to court frequently, and the emperor will summon him to the palace to discuss affairs, drink, play and so on. Doesn't Qin Shou'an have to be cautious every time, as if on pins and needles?
If you often walk by the river, how can your shoes not get wet? Qin Shou'an was worried that the emperor would use all possible means. As long as he caught Qin Shou'an's omission and laxity, the emperor would be able to succeed.
After Qin Shou'an decided to leave the palace, he immediately made plans to leave Longyin City on the grounds of inspecting Jianghu sects.
Both the emperor and the queen mother had ill intentions towards him.
Even though the Queen Mother's reward made people think that her plan for Qin Shou'an was to weaken the power and wealth of the Langya Palace, Qin Shou'an did not forget his previous analysis: the Queen Mother wanted to transplant his belongings to the weak emperor. .
He once again recalled the weighing movements that Chong Hua Mei made when she was changing his clothes. At that time, he thought it was just a small gesture that a woman often makes when she is serving a man to change his clothes.
Now that I think about it, it’s terrifying.
At that time, he had just had a relationship with the Mountain Lord, and saw that Chong Huamei paid more attention to her status as the Mountain Lord's disciple, and ignored that she was the most relied-upon female official around the Queen Mother.
When Zhong Huamei was weighing it, what he was thinking was: What a wonderful object, it is just right for His Majesty the Emperor to use!
Qin Shou'an took a breath of cold air. The hem of the water-stained court clothes was heavy and wet, making him involuntarily close his legs together, like a little rooster who tensed up and straightened his legs under the hands of the capon maker.
"I'm not that weak. As I said before, for the sake of fairness, you let me push you into the pool. Even if this matter is revealed, I will no longer blame you." The emperor said to Qin Shou'an who was standing by the pool.
How is this fair?
Qin Shouan was a little impulsive and wanted to throw the emperor into the water again.
The emperor's talk of fairness is very ridiculous in itself. To be fair, the two of them should stand here and fight to see who can throw the other into the pool, each based on his ability.
Qin Shou'an remembered that the emperor pushed him into the water when he was a child, and he still wanted to do it now. Sure enough, he had a twisted mentality and a diseased brain.
Qin Shou'an just wanted to get away now and didn't bother to argue with him. Anyway, the court uniform was wet, so why not be pushed into the pool by him again? Once he leaves this terrible palace, he will be safe. He will try his best to leave Longyin City, and let the birds fly in the sky. The birds will fly with joy and peck the heroine everywhere.
"Your Majesty, please take action." Qin Shouan turned around expressionlessly, but felt something bad in his heart.
He turned his back to the emperor like this and asked him to take action... This could not be a sign. One day, in another situation, he would also pose like this and ask him to take action.
"Relax!" The emperor saw that Qin Shou'an was very nervous and couldn't help but feel proud. He was the best at scheming against him.
"Your Majesty, you pushed me into the pool and asked me to relax. Isn't it a bit too much?" Qin Shou'an said angrily, "This is the same as your Majesty decapitating someone and asking him to be grateful. What's the difference?"
"Huh? If he is not grateful, I will punish him from the nine tribes. You can see whether he is grateful or not." The emperor said arrogantly.
"It's true that he was not only grateful, but also very touched."
"King Langya, you can rest assured. I only want to push you into the pool because I'm still worried about what happened next to the Xuanwu Pond when I was a child. That's all. It's even less likely that I want to kill your nine clans...King Langya's nine clans, Wouldn't that mean that I myself will be killed?" After saying that, the emperor couldn't help laughing.
But after he laughed twice, his voice became sharp and had a bit of a sissy sound. Probably because he himself knew that laughing like this was not pleasant and had some weird and demonic qualities, so he stopped abruptly.
Qin Shou'an felt inexplicably familiar. Has this emperor been contaminated by Rong Baobao?
There was a feeling like when Rong Baobao was talking nonsense in his words... Qin Shouan had only heard such unscrupulous words from Rong Baobao.
"Your Majesty, I was ignorant when I was a child... As an older brother, I shouldn't have cared about playing with my younger brother. When I was pushed into the pool by Your Majesty, I should have kowtowed to you in the pool, instead of Climb up and chase after His Majesty."
Qin Shou'an thought about it over and over again. He was the one who suffered in that incident when he was a child. Except for the little emperor looking a little embarrassed when he fled, there was nothing... By the way, Qin Shou'an kicked him later.
It turns out that on the surface the emperor said he was worried about what happened next to Xuanwu Pond, but in fact he was worried about Qin Shou'an kicking him.
Of course he was embarrassed to say that he wanted to take revenge after being kicked by Qin Shou'an, so he used the excuse of pushing Qin Shou'an into the pool to take revenge.
Thinking of this, Qin Shouan breathed a sigh of relief. Although the emperor was a little unreasonable, at least he came to seek revenge openly, instead of secretly plotting like the Queen Mother.
Even though I feel that the emperor was kicked when he was a child, he brought it on himself... But what reason can we argue with the emperor? What's more, as a "myna", it doesn't matter if he gives way to this little brother.
"King Langya, I am seeking revenge. Be serious and don't make me laugh." The emperor couldn't help but laugh when he heard him speak. Why kowtow to him in the pool sounded like a turtle in the Xuanwu Pool, but the emperor didn't want to He laughed and quickly kept a straight face.
"Okay, do it." Qin Shou'an was not in the mood to make him laugh. Qin Shou'an only liked to make girls laugh, such as the young lady next door, younger brothers and sisters, little maids, black and white evil spirits, etc... and the master. and elders like aunties.
"I told you to relax." The emperor pressed his back, feeling the heart-warming solidity. Have you really had enough fun with these Tianrong babies? Unfortunately, compared with Fang Zhimei, he is still a little inferior. He is probably embarrassed to do whatever he wants to Rong Baobao because of his status as Rong Baobao's younger brother and sister.
"I'm already relaxed."
"I'll use a little more strength."
"Ai……"
Qin Shou'an felt him pressing his back again. With a little force, Qin Shou'an fell into the Xuanwu Pond unconsciously.
Plop——
Water splashed everywhere.
Qin Shou'an immersed himself in the water for a few breaths, and then a group of goldfish swam from the waterway at the bottom of the pond and watched him happily. Qin Shou'an sank under the water to drive away the goldfish, and then ensured that the emperor's great revenge was avenged. After having a good time, he slowly He stood up slowly.
"King Langya, from now on there will be no enmity between you and me. Now go and change your clothes, I'll be waiting for you." The emperor stood on the shore with the corners of his mouth slightly raised.
The emperor looks really good when he smiles... Qin Shou'an has to admit that the appearance of the most handsome man in Longyin City is indeed on par with him.
After the emperor left, Qin Shouan couldn't leave the palace so wet. He shook his hands, dragged the water line all over the floor, and followed the female officer to a palace to change clothes.
When he walked to the palace, Qin Shouan couldn't help but become vigilant. What on earth did the emperor want to do?
Because this palace was apparently where he changed clothes when he was a child. The emperor rushed out of the closet and pressed his vital parts.
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It’s the last day for double monthly passes! It’s really the last day.
(End of chapter)