Whichever spot hurts, she's going to poke it there!
"Besides, how does the emperor look like a man in his thirties? He looks as big as me. The young man in my dream is like the emperor."
In order to make up for the lie that she had just suppressed laughter, she could only hug the emperor and said: "Your Majesty, you are very good, much better than you thought. The most correct decision I made in my life was that my father sent me away." When entering the palace, I did not refuse. I really don’t know if I would be as happy as I am now if I married anyone outside the palace. But I am sure that if I can stay with the emperor, I will be as happy as I am now. The emperor’s cherished love is the blessing that I have cultivated in my previous life.”
An excellent psychological counselor, when trying to PUA someone, doesn't just belittle him or undermine his self-confidence. You also need to enlighten him when he feels inferior and make him feel that even if no one in the world likes him, you are the one who loves him most.
Besides, she wasn't lying when she said that she had gained blessings in her previous life.
In her previous life, she died to save others, and her merits were immense. She deserves all the glory and wealth she enjoys in this life.
The emperor was really moved after hearing this, and hugged Jiang Xinyue tightly with both hands: "Yue'er, I am very pleased that you treat me sincerely. I promise... nothing like this will ever happen in the future."
You swore last time and said you didn't want to die well, but in the end you didn't live well.
Jiang Xinyue didn't believe it at all.
But this did not prevent her from acting with a face full of emotion and burying her face in the emperor's chest: "Your Majesty, I don't want to quarrel with you, let's just be nice, okay? While you are feeling uncomfortable, I am not having a good time either. .”
No!
She lived a comfortable life, with food and sleep, money and leisure, and her servants treated her as happily as a god.
The emperor let out a long sigh: "Sometimes I really want to..."
What he was thinking did not continue, but Jiang Xinyue could also guess that at such an emotional moment, the emperor probably wanted to say, "Sometimes I really don't want to be the emperor anymore."
I would rather take her and her children back to the mountains and forests, and become a loving couple that everyone admires, making love at sunrise and resting at sunset.
What are the benefits of being an emperor?
You can't have the feelings and emotions that normal people have, you can't have your own likes and dislikes, you have to put the people of the world first in everything, you have to balance the court, you have to stabilize the harem, you have to get up earlier than the chickens and go to bed later than the dogs every day. More than cows, if you are not careful, you will be lectured by officials and resented by the people.
It is said that an emperor can do whatever he wants, but this is for an emperor who wants to be a coward and subjugate his country. A truly good emperor can never help himself.
However, Emperor Xuanwu was very fortunate that a considerate and understanding flower appeared beside him, which could make him feel a little warmer in this cold palace.
Baolefang——
Cheng Jieyu put down the tuned guqin and shook her head deliberately at the door. She frowned and muttered silently: "It shouldn't be!"
Deliberately returned to the room: "Master, what should I do?"
The sun was still shining brightly outside the house, and a few chirpings of cicadas came from the grove behind Baolefang. Cheng Jieyu looked at the dazzling sunlight, her eyes full of calculation: "Let's go back to Yue Pavilion."
Ye Changzai is the dog behind Liu Guiren. How could he monitor his whereabouts without Liu Guiren's instructions?
The fact that she can no longer attract butterflies when playing the piano must not be leaked out. Liu Guiren wants her to make a fool of herself, so she must act first.
"Ah, it hurts, it hurts..."
Liu Guiren, who was obsessed with the "thief", was lying on the bed. The doctor was lifting her clothes and checking her back and...butt.
"Liu Guiren has a fracture from his back to his coccyx. It is not advisable to get out of bed and move around within the next three months. Otherwise, the bones will not grow well and there will be a risk of paralysis in the future."
"What?"
Liu Guiren punched the bed: "Bitch! It must have been that bitch Cheng Nianhe who put oil on the soles of my shoes. She just wanted to avenge me for causing her to be reprimanded by the emperor."
Yan'er also gritted her teeth: "Ye Chang must have been discovered by Cheng Jieyu when she went to inquire about the news. Otherwise, why did she go to Baolefang where she had to go through the cobblestone path? You clearly knew the master. I'll go and grease your shoes beforehand."
The more Liu Guiren thought about it, the more she felt that Yan'er was right. She wanted to get up, but the pain in the bones above her hip made her face turn pale, and her hatred for Cheng Jieyu became even stronger.
Jiang Xinyan finally "escaped" from the over-enthusiastic Jiang Guibin. When she returned to Changchun Fairy Hall, she saw that the food had been served.
She realized belatedly that Jiang Guifei had left her to eat just now to prevent her from disturbing the world of sister A and the emperor's brother-in-law?
"Sister, why are you standing at the door and not coming in?"
Just as she was about to sneak away, but still accepted Jiang Guifei's invitation, Jiang Xinyan was stopped by Jiang Xinyue: "I specially asked the imperial chef to make your favorite dish, come here quickly."
Jiang Xinyan had no choice but to walk over and salute the emperor.
Emperor Xuanwu waved his hand: "Wang Dequan, go get a bowl of lychee jelly for the three girls to dispel the heat."
In the past, there was only one season of lychees available in the palace every year. The emperor was not a big fan of food. Even if any of the empresses in the palace liked lychees, the emperor would not be able to send someone thousands of miles away to quickly deliver fresh lychees.
He would not do this kind of thing for anyone, which would consume a lot of manpower and material resources and would probably kill the soldiers. Anyway, the number of lychees every year was limited, and the favored ladies in the palace each got a small basket.
Don't mention those who are not favored. You won't even have a chance to see the lychee shells.
But starting from last year, because the Imperial Concubine also liked to eat this food, the Emperor summoned the eunuchs from the Ministry of Internal Affairs to find a way to let them eat it at any time without hurting the people, money, or lives. Eat lychees.
In the end, the imperial concubine herself provided two methods. One was to make canned lychees, which almost every household in Jiaodong area would make, and the other was to freeze the lychees with ice cubes and replenish the ice cubes every time she passed an official post. When a soldier is tired, he will be transported by the next soldier so that the previous one can rest.
There is no need to worry about being punished for failing to complete the task.
Nowadays, there are canned lychees in the palace. This year, the imperial concubine decided to transport frozen lychees in this way. It was a bit extravagant and wasteful, so she only asked for canned lychees.
Cans can be stored for a long time and do not require so much manpower to transport. When the people found out about it, they all praised the imperial concubine for being considerate!
But Jiang Xinyue also knew that her good reputation was promoted by the emperor and the Jiang family.
The lychee jelly Jiang Xinyan ate was made from canned lychees with some osmanthus and cheese added, and served with ice cubes. A bowl of it in the summer will make you feel refreshed.
It was probably because he loved Wujiwu that the emperor's brother-in-law was so kind to her.
