And what about Ye Guiren?
Her whole body was soaked with excrement, as if her acupoints had been tapped by a martial arts master. She was fixed at the door of Hexi Palace, and even her breathing stopped.
Xiao Xuanzi waved quickly, and the little eunuchs behind him quickly retracted and closed the door with a bang.
"Hurry up and take a shower and change clothes. It stinks so bad that we won't be able to live in the palace for a while."
The little eunuchs hurriedly ran to the eunuch's room, fearing that if they ran too slowly, the stench would pick up their taste, and they would not be able to serve in front of the empress.
Even if they are clean, Magpie and Shuangjiang will not allow them to get close to their mother-in-law in a short period of time.
"Ahhhhhh... vomit... vomit... ahhhhh..."
The screams like killing pigs shook the sky, and the smell of "fragrance spread ten miles away" made Emperor Xuanwu, who had heard that Ye Guiren came to Hexi Palace to cause trouble, and thought that he had a chance to perform, turned around quickly. Run to Chengqian Palace.
But he can't let Ye Guiren see him, otherwise he won't even want his hand if he catches him to seek justice.
Wang Dequan followed the emperor back to the palace with the wind at his feet, and quickly asked the eunuch to close the palace door.
This place is too close to Hexi Palace. If Ye Guiren, who is confused, comes here to find the emperor...
Huh……
Wang Dequan thought of the few dung men he had glanced at just now and shuddered all over. Empress Zhen was really too cruel. This was even more uncomfortable than killing Ye Guiren!
At this time, Ye Guiren was holding a rice cake on her head. The soaring stench made her burst into tears but she couldn't open her eyes. She didn't dare to open her mouth, for fear that if she opened her mouth, those disgusting things would flow into her body. He put it in his mouth, but he couldn't help but scream and vomit.
It's so disgusting, so disgusting... I've never been so disgusting.
I wish I could chop off my head and wash it clean.
"Ha ha ha ha……"
The magpie who was hiding behind the door and peeking laughed so hard: "Let her squirt feces all over her mouth again. This time we let her feel the feeling of being squirted by ourselves."
Shuang Jiang restrained himself a little, and he covered his mouth and laughed.
Jiang Xinyue did something so earth-shattering that it made the entire harem fearful of her, yet she still acted like a normal person, eating and drinking as she should, and raising the child in her belly to be healthy. Her biggest goal right now.
Because of this feat of throwing excrement, all the concubines in the harem who were eyeing the precious concubine became extinguished.
Who dares to trouble her?
Even if he didn't get splashed with feces and water...well...it probably wouldn't be much better.
Even Liang Fei secretly reminded herself that the next time she sees Concubine Zhen, she should not be so quick to talk.
What if... ugh...
I can't think about it, I can't think about it at all. The picture is so wonderful that I feel like vomiting just thinking about it.
She regrets it now, extremely regrets it.
Ye Guiren lives in her side hall of Shun'an Palace!
When she returned to Shun'an Palace with the two fecal palace maids, she was so frightened that the concubine Liang quickly closed all the doors on her side tightly to prevent any smell from drifting in.
But Shun'an Palace is not small, nor is it particularly big.
Three big walking dungmen made so much noise, bathing, changing water, and throwing away clothes, Liang Fei always felt like she stunk.
What's even more tragic is that Liang Fei feels that the emperor will know about this soon. Will the emperor also dislike her?
What a mess.
Although the emperor has no intention of favoring the harem recently, he has also removed Ye Guiren's green card. He does not want to see this person again for at least half a year.
"It was Concubine Liang who told Ye Guiren when she paid her respects at Yikun Palace."
"Concubine Liang has such a bad mouth, I think she should clean it up."
Like a talkative woman, she insisted on provoking something, but now it's fine, General Ye is going to trouble him again for his daughter.
To be precise, it was to cause trouble for Concubine Zhen.
But what does all this have to do with the beautiful, gentle, elegant, dignified and virtuous Jiang Xinyue?
She was responsible for going crazy, and Emperor Xuanwu had to deal with the consequences for her.
Sure enough, people will feel refreshed once they are done going crazy.
Jiang Xinyue was wearing a thick fox fur coat, looking at the dark sky outside the house and the howling cold wind: "Isn't it going to snow?"
Magpie brought the hot milk and told her what happened recently: "Ye Guiren went back and took a bath for two hours. It is said that after taking a bath for five days in a row, he still felt that his body was very smelly and he couldn't stop vomiting. The first one finally fell ill, and the imperial doctor said he was infected with wind-cold and had a severe fever that cost him half his life."
"Deserve it!"
Shuangjiang took a hard sip: "Our queen didn't mess with her, but she came to our house several times to cause trouble for our queen. Even the dragon fetus dared to curse her. Her death is retribution."
This kind of vicious snake-scorpion woman who won't even spare a baby is best not to live to see the sun tomorrow.
Grandma Li shook her head: "You guys are throwing shit so easily that the emperor will be miserable. General Ye came to the palace and asked the empress to kneel at the door of the side hall of Shun'an Palace and hold a thorn to plead guilty. The emperor did not agree, so General Ye The Foreign Minister cannot afford to kneel in the Imperial Study Room, and there are several officials accompanying him to kneel with him. Madam...if things continue like this, gossip about you will spread outside."
Although he spoke for Zha Zhalong, in the end he still cared about Jiang Xinyue's reputation.
Grandma Li has always been a staunch supporter of the emperor. Jiang Xinyue felt that she was already very good. After being together for a long time, they would develop feelings for each other.
Of course, except Zha Zhalong, he has feelings for whoever he is with.
"What gossip are you spreading about me?"
Aunt Li didn't dare to say it, but Jiang Xinyue knew very well that it was just the demon concubine being pampered and arrogant. She was tired of hearing that and had no attack power against her.
Let’s put it this way…
A concubine in the harem who has never been controversial since ancient times would be embarrassed to say that she is a beloved concubine.
Someone scolded me!
If someone scolds her, it means she is successful.
The magpie curled her lips unhappily: "Ye Guiren is also capable of reincarnation. The emperor has to rely on General Ye to resist foreign enemies. Otherwise, based on her performance since entering the palace, the emperor will have to chop off her head."
Otherwise, reincarnation is also a technical job?
"You can't call me Ye Guiren now."
Aunt Xiang walked in from the outside. She was afraid that the cold air would hit Jiang Xinyue. She took off her cloak first and then went over to join the group and said: "Just now, the emperor has decreed that Ye Guiren should be promoted to the position. Now we are going to call her Empress Jieyu." ”
Jiang Chuan glared: "Where is the night fragrance that our lady is pouring? This is obviously sending Ye Jieyu a ladder to heaven!"
"Ha ha ha ha……"
Everyone laughed.
So what if Jieyu is promoted?
If she dares to be so arrogant next time, regardless of her superiority or inferiority, if she is not inferior to their empress, then she will suffer a humiliating loss again, so she will have a long memory.
It would be nice if you have a long memory, and you will know that his mother-in-law is not to be messed with.
