"Let's be honest, girl, now I feel like I've turned into a pretty boy eating soft food from a rich woman. The problem is - it tastes so good."
"Gee, Xiao Hai, since the superior organization has issued a document this time to lift the restriction on late marriage, and I reluctantly accept it, then the basic process must be in place. The first step is to propose marriage. You should think about this yourself. Although I don't care about the form, However, I have three other requests.”
When Zhou Hai heard this, his face became serious and he said: "Request? You tell me."
It's normal for girls to have demands. After all, this is a real life-long matter.
"First, I don't accept phone proposals. Is there any problem?" Zuo Xue smiled.
"Report, no!" Zhou Hai shook his head.
"Second, you don't have to have a house, you don't have to have a car, you don't have to have a diamond ring, you don't have to have any betrothal gifts, but people and hearts must be present. You have to have red roses, just one. The methods include but are not limited to tradition and innovation. There is a problem with this requirement. No?" Zuo Xue continued.
Hearing this series of requests with only one content, Zhou Hai's heart almost melted, without any hesitation: "Report, no!"
The corners of Zuo Xue's mouth turned up, and she smiled happily: "Third, you are absolutely not allowed to contact other girls outside of normal circumstances in your life. Is there any problem?"
"No report!" Zhou Hai said: "Uh, girl, let me ask, what is an abnormal situation?"
"That's when I'm not around, Comrade Zhou Hai, do you understand?"
"Report, understand!"
"You are full of energy and have a loud voice. Not bad. Suddenly I feel like being the chief of the Air Force. Okay, that's it for my three requirements." Zuo Xue's clear voice laughing came from the other end of the phone.
Zhou Hai fell into silence. After a few seconds, he stared at the rays of sunlight coming through the window and said softly: "Girl, are these just the requirements? In fact, you can ask for more."
Do not accept phone proposals,
Proposal requires a red rose, and people and hearts must be present
You are not allowed to contact other girls under abnormal circumstances.
Are these three requirements too much?
No!
Nothing over the top and not adulterated with anything.
"Big pig hooves, why do I want more? What do you think I want? Do you want you to accompany me every day, or a Mercedes-Benz and a BMW, a second-ring house in Chengdu? I'm not that vulgar, although you do have a house in Chengdu. An old house on the second ring road.”
Zuo Xue's words were calm and soft, with a hint of arrogance: "Remember, when you propose in the first step, people and hearts must be present. If you don't have this, you won't even think about it. Hum, I want this girl to give it all to you. , perform well by yourself, if it’s fast next year, but if it’s slow, it might not be possible.”
"Report, I understand, I must behave well!"
Zhou Hai smiled, his smile was a little dazed, he answered in a serious voice, and then said softly: "Well, you also remember to drink more hot water, pay attention to safety, and have a good rest. Okay, I learned this from you, you just say it It’s all said and done.”
"Well, I know, I always drink hot water. Time flies so fast, Xiaohai, you must take care of yourself, otherwise, I will feel bad. I say take care of yourself every time, do you think I am a little bit? ?Long Jun
"No, how could it be? This comes from the care of my beautiful and gentle fiancée, how dare I think that?? Long!
"Bah, shameless. Before the proposal or engagement, I was already my fiancée. Now I'm just your girlfriend!"
"Haha, it's all the same anyway, it's just about the order." In the sunny dormitory No. 112, Zhou Hai couldn't help but laugh loudly.
laugh.
Smile happily, smile comfortably, smile heartily.
How can you not be happy when your sweetheart makes a promise?
On the other end of the phone, Zuo Xue's voice came: "Huh, glib."
"You say I'm glib, have you ever tasted it?"
"Asshole, don't talk about this on the phone! If you talk to me again, I will beat you to death!!!"
Zhou Hai, who was so proud of himself, quickly gathered his thoughts and coughed twice: "Ahem, um, it's my fault, it's my glib tongue, not you..."
Oh my God, I've lost it again.
No, this is typical of getting carried away.
"..."
Hearing the family's explanation, Zuo Xue held her confidential mobile phone tightly, rolled her eyes, her chest kept rising and falling, gritted her teeth, and suddenly thought of something, the corners of her mouth slightly raised, outlining a perfect arc: "Xiaohai, this call The time is almost up, I have one last question for you.”
The ten-minute call time was coming to an end, with more than ten seconds left.
"What?" Zhou Hai was a little curious.
There was a cunning look in Zuo Xue's eyes, and her voice was slightly lowered, a bit charming, and contained a hint of temptation:
"Do you like to see me wearing cat-eared maid white stockings?"
The voice is pure and charming, and charming yet seductive.
The room was quiet.
Zhou Hai, who was lying on the bed, heard these words and clutched the tactical tablet that was in the call connection state with less than ten seconds left. His whole mind went blank, as if the computer had crashed. His eyes were as big as copper bells. He forced himself to remain rational and calm in his heart, and stammered:
"You, what did you say..."
Shocked, no, shocked!
Zhou Hai was really shocked!
I couldn't believe what I was hearing.
this,
this,
What's going on?
What about cat-eared maids with white stockings?
"Giggle..."
Just when Zhou Hai was stunned, Zuo Xue's continuous laughter like a silver bell came from the phone: "My dear, today is the happiest day I have had in seven days. If you like it, it depends on your performance." , don’t think too much, the time is up, let’s talk in three days, I will love you forever.”
The new three-character title is natural and peaceful, without being abrupt.
The voice is mellow and charming, the smile is full of humor, and it's full of fun.
"love you forever."
Before Zhou Hai could give a specific answer, the phone call, which lasted about ten minutes, was hung up.
When the time is up, there is no need to click to hang up the phone, the intelligent management system automatically cuts off the call, which is extremely user-friendly.
On the screen of the tactical tablet, the words [Phone communication connection interrupted] appeared, the green small phone pattern turned red, and the countdown to the next unblocking was displayed next to it - 72 hours.
The whole screen looks like the skill has been used up and needs to be cooled down and loaded.
"This girl definitely did it on purpose, no, it was revenge."
Zhou Hai hurriedly said his last words of farewell. He had already sat up and stared at the tablet that had been hung up. Feeling that his heart and thoughts were being stirred up, he gritted his teeth.
Zhou Hai can guarantee that his little wife will definitely take revenge.
The gentle and dignified Zuo Xue suddenly asked if she liked the uniform. Her voice was very charming and seductive. What was it but revenge?
What about the agreement that we won’t discuss private matters about couples on the phone?
As for whether you like this multiple-choice question or not, as long as you are a normal man, the answers to this typical multiple-choice question that gives you points are basically the same.
