The content is concise and the meaning is straightforward.
As for whether this is sweet or not?
sweet.
From the outside, it looks like a couple kissing each other with a strawberry-flavored lollipop.
Inside, the tip of the heart seems to be wrapped in thick and extremely sweet pure natural honey.
Time seems to be suspended at this moment.
I don't know how much time passed, but when Zhou Hai was distracted and thinking, Zuo Xue's somewhat confused and uneasy voice came from the other end of the phone: "Hey, big pig hoof, why don't you speak? Is it because my earthy love words are not good enough?" Sounds good? Well, I know there may be some meat..."
There is a trace of nervousness in the anxiety.
"No, I'm here. I was distracted just now. I really like your roundabout and earthy love words. They are very nice."
Zhou Hai came back to his senses and responded immediately, with a smile on his face and compliments without hesitation. Then he changed the subject and showed regret, saying: "But it's a pity, dear classmate Xiaoxue, I like you as much as I like, you will end up One chance and still guessing wrong, no reward.”
I like the earthy love words from my sweetheart, they are very sweet.
"There's no reward for liking earthy love words. Don't you just want me to call you a three-letter or two-letter name? Hum, no, I'm such an arrogant and enigmatic girl." Zuo Xue Hearing this, the anxious and nervous mood dissipated. He snorted twice and moved his nose. His soft and graceful words revealed a hint of arrogance, pointing out Zhou Hai's thoughts to the point.
Regarding 'guess who I am', Zuo Xue naturally knew what Zhou Hai was thinking - just changing the title.
Honey?
husband?
This girl is shameless, I will scream if you ask me to.
"I've been discovered by you. Why don't you call me to hear it? Three words, and I'll give you a reward." After hearing Zuo Xue's arrogant words, Zhou Hai, who was penetrated by his thoughts, stretched out and scratched The junior who was a little bit aggressive said quietly and seductively.
"No, big pig's hooves, I've already said that I am a arrogant and determined girl." Zuo Xue's laughter came from the phone.
"Reward, little fairy, if you don't scream, there will be no reward."
Zhou Hai smiled, just like a weird uncle tempting his little sister with a lollipop.
"I want a reward, but I will not accept the coercion of the evil pig's trotters. Moreover, I think you should comfort me with a reward instead of tempting me. I will not give in so easily." Zuo Xue said righteously.
The implication is that sugar-coated cannonballs are eaten, and the cannonballs are thrown back.
The good guy turned into an evil pig's trotter in a blink of an eye. ——
Zhou Hai's mouth twitched, with a look of helplessness on his face. He didn't refute, and he didn't really mind Zuo Xue's various names. He calmed down and was a little curious: "Well, just asking, why are you using rewards to comfort you?"
"Why? The reason is very simple. First, I am your official girlfriend. Second, if you don't give me a reward, I will just cry for you. When I cry, I won't coax you for two minutes and I won't compromise."
There was a graceful arc at the corner of Zuo Xue's mouth, Liu Yemei stretched and raised, with a smile between the eyebrows, and said slowly: "Thirdly, the first sentence he called me just now actually changed his voice to tease me. I think now I feel the urge to bite you to death, so I have to make amends and think about what I did wrong.”
sound!
Zhou Hai's voice has a high level of recognition. Zuo Xue, who has been with Zuo Xue for one and three days in the second semester of her senior year of high school, is so familiar with it that it is almost completely integrated into her subconscious. She can distinguish it directly just by listening to it.
And this was the core reason why Zuo Xue accurately determined the true identity of the strange caller as soon as Zhou Hai's second sentence came out.
However, when Zhou Hai called suddenly, his first sentence was to lower his voice and pretend to be a strange man for her to guess?
Guess you are a big-headed ghost!
Thinking about it now, Zuo Xue had the urge to bite Zhou Hai to death.
The three reasons were given over the phone, with clear logic and complete structure, each one more rigorous and meticulous.
"..."
Zhou Hai opened his mouth when he heard the words, but he didn't know what to say. As his mind was spinning, his brows furrowed and he suddenly realized his mistake.
First, as an official girlfriend, comfort is the most basic thing.
Second, if you cry without being rewarded, you have to be coaxed by yourself, which is the exclusive privilege of little women.
Third, deliberately changing your voice to tease her is not only wrong, but also wrong.
Make a mistake!
Yes, regarding the third item, you must know that Zhou Hai already knew Zuo Xue's behavior and attitude towards people, and he subconsciously changed his voice to tease her.
What's this?
In other words, using the identity of a strange male to communicate is not a sideways test and a display of distrust?
The first two are fine, but the third is a complete mistake.
"Well, I didn't mean to..." Zhou Hai carefully sorted out the logical sequence, his heart condensed, and he quickly chose to apologize.
Correct your mistakes when you know they are wrong, this is Zhou Hai's attitude.
It's no big deal to apologize, and you should never make a mistake knowing it's wrong.
"This matter has been revealed. I know you didn't mean it."
Halfway through the words, Zuo Xue acted like a winner, interrupting Zhou Hai's apology, without pursuing it carefully. There was a hint of expectation and curiosity in the joke: "Hey, big pig's hooves, tell me, what is the reward?" ?Don’t tell me that you are at the gate of the National University of Defense Technology.”
curious.
expect.
What would be the reward this guy was talking about?
As for the rest, she had no intention and didn't care. She was not a petty person, so she naturally wanted to protect Zhou Hai's face.
"I really hope to be at the gate of your school. The reward is four pieces of good news - first, the superior agrees and approves our official love report, and the relationship is recognized by the organization." Seeing that Zuo Xue was really not angry, Zhou Hai felt warm in his heart. Warmly, he took a deep breath, cleared his thoughts, and spoke slowly.
"Really?!" After hearing the first news, Zuo Xue was startled, her eyes burning, and her words contained surprise.
After hearing this, Zhou Hai could understand Zuo Xue's inner emotions, smiled and affirmed: "Of course it is true."
Formal love reports are not so easy to be approved and recognized.
Between soldiers and soldiers, if both men and women want to be recognized and approved by their superior organizations for a formal relationship, they must go through many hurdles before they can meet the conditions.
Political review, inspection, attitudes of both parties, etc. are essential.
Now, with an official document, it means that two people can be together openly, without being subject to other people's opinions and regulations, and can obtain a certain degree of protection and subsidies.
For example, Zhou Hai, as a member of the Transformation Plan, can enjoy an additional subsidy of 100 yuan per month for contraceptive measures.
Moreover, he also brought Zuo Xue to enjoy it together - meaning that two people can enjoy two subsidies of the same amount, that is, one hundred per person per month.
certainly. Subsidy is a trivial matter, the most important thing is the attitude of the superiors.
"Giggle, I didn't expect it to pass. It was recognized and approved by the organization. Xiaohai, now I don't have to worry about you being abducted." Zuo Xue couldn't stop laughing on the phone.
