Chapter 713: Can you be more serious! (Third update)

Style: Historical Author: Nakao 2Words: 2154Update Time: 24/01/12 03:26:32
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Zhou Hai, who had experienced a physical and mental baptism like a violent storm, walked towards the next stage of internal medicine. He felt a little calm, and a little helpless in the calm. He couldn't help rubbing his forehead: "Wu Xiaoqian was the one who did the initial recruitment inspection, and it was Wu Xiaoqian who also did the full inspection of the carrier-based aircraft." , is this a deliberate arrangement or a coincidence?”

Zhou Hai had to suspect that the same person conducted the initial recruitment inspection and the full inspection of carrier-based aircraft.

It is said to be intentional, but there is also an element of coincidence.

It is said to be a coincidence, but there is also a deliberate element.

"There is too little information and data available to analyze. Forget it, I have already checked it out anyway, and I am too lazy to worry about it. Generally speaking, apart from the physical examination, this top medical student is a very good person, very responsible, and a good person. Nice doctor."

Zhou Hai sighed, adjusted his mental state, gathered his emotions, and eliminated the negative effects caused by the surgical examination. He walked neither fast nor slowly, thinking silently: "So, what are this doctor rabbit and flying rabbit? A rabbit with medical skills and a rabbit with good medical skills." Flying rabbit? Why call it rabbit? It feels weird."

The doctor rabbit and flying rabbit used by Wu Xiaoqian in her last thank you made him very curious.

What do these two unfamiliar words mean?

There were many doubts, but no one answered Zhou Hai’s questions.

"I still can't think of it. Let's not worry about irrelevant things for now. Next, my superiors should let me do the circumcision surgery, but the specific time is not sure. It can't be done this month, and it can't be done during the carrier-based aircraft modification training. It's National Day. Compensatory time off, well...it seems that we can't do it either, so it will be postponed to next year for the time being."

After Zhou Hai sorted out the complicated and chaotic thoughts in his mind, he initially figured out a sequential logic. His mind was running at a high speed like a computer: "Besides, do you want to inform the future wife, will she beat me to death if she knows about it in the future?"

"Boy, the surgical examination is over, how do you feel? Haha."

At this time, a cheerful voice came over, and Su Peng was seen walking over, holding a sterile cotton swab in his hand, pressing the area where the blood was drawn on the inside of the elbow joint, laughing and talking, then threw the cotton swab into the trash can, and used his hand to Hugging Zhou Hai's shoulders.

"..."

Standing in front of the door of the electrocardiogram examination room, Zhou Hai's face turned dark and he tried not to speak. The psychological shadow deep in his heart was aroused. He lost the idea of ​​chatting with Su Peng and quietly left Su Peng's embrace.

I'm not a woman, why should two straight men hug each other? I don't play with the philosophy between men.

To be honest, being examined by a female doctor, even though the process was meticulous and completely based on a medical perspective, there was no thought of enjoyment or surprise. It was completely frightening.

As for having a male doctor examine him, Zhou Hai had to admit that he really couldn't get over that hurdle in his heart, but he could barely bear it as an acquaintance.

"Hey, boy, a real beauty, tsk tsk, I'll check your fart myself..." Su Peng winked, showing no signs of being a top pilot with a golden helmet, and said with a mean smile on his face.

Zhou Hai suddenly smiled brightly and blinked his eyes: "Captain Su, let me ask you a question."

"What's the problem?" Su Peng was a little curious.

"Did you not get poked in the butt by this beautiful lady during your examination? Didn't you get wet? Didn't you give in? Didn't you let anyone manipulate you?"

After leaving these words, Zhou Hai, with a bright smile on his face, opened the door without hesitation and rushed into the electrocardiogram examination room.

We are all in the same trouble, and we are all being 'censored', and we are still laughing at the same time.

If the tiger doesn't show off its power, do you really think it's a sick cat?

"Damn it, you kid! Can you be more civilized? Don't be so filthy. You are leaking water and surrendering. I am checking!!!" After hearing Zhou Hai's words, Su Peng almost jumped up and felt his buttocks organs contract instinctively. , there is a dull pain, and the psychological shadow that has been forgotten for more than ten minutes pours out and flows in my mind like a newly opened spring.

No water?

Didn't give in?

Can you please be more serious?

This is an examination, a serious pilot-level professional medical examination!

Also, don’t uncover each other’s scars!

In the electrocardiogram testing room, Zhou Hai was received by the doctor and began the tedious and complicated medical examination.

Internal medicine involves the heart, lungs, liver, kidneys and other internal organs. There are many small items that need to be checked, which is particularly time-consuming.

Time passed slowly, and not long after, the comprehensive examination on the first day ended. After eating, Zhou Hai and Su Peng temporarily stayed in the hospital to wait for the next day.

The main reason why this full examination lasted for five days was that there was a colonoscopy.

Colonoscopy, as the name suggests, is a wire about one meter long with a micro camera on the top, which is slowly entered into the rectum from the end of the buttocks, and optical inspection is carried out to observe the presence of rectal polyps, cysts and rectal cancer.

Colonoscopy requires that the inside of the rectum be clean and free of excrement. To ensure the basic conditions, the two of them had to prepare for the preliminary work - taking laxatives.

The whole process takes three days, using safe and healthy small doses of laxatives to gradually empty the rectum, during which only liquid food can be eaten.

It seems quite miserable, but in fact, it is really quite miserable.

But there was no way, Zhou Hai and Su Peng couldn't refuse.

The full inspection must not only meet the basic standards for carrier-based aircraft modification training, but also ensure physical health and prevent diseases.

The body is the most important thing.



In the evening, the afterglow is dazzling.

Huangtianba base, office on the second floor.

"Dong dong!" A young officer with the rank of major on his shoulders and a top-secret document in his hand knocked gently on the door.

Inside the door, a steady and powerful voice came out: "Please come in."

The major officer pushed open the door and entered the office, looking at Lin Jian who was sitting at his desk and putting down his pen.

"Report, the first day physical examination report of Zero and Overlord has been obtained. Among them, Zero is in good condition." The major officer reported with his back straight and his face serious. He raised his hand and saluted Lin Jian.

After saying this, he handed the top-secret document in his hand to Lin Jian.

"Is there a situation?"

Lin Jian frowned, not daring to take it lightly. He quickly took the official medical examination report with the words Class II Top Secret printed on the surface, opened it and read it slowly: "After examination, the area is 8.25 cm, and the skin tissue is too long. It is recommended to take Circumcision surgery…”

After reading the abnormality in Ling's physical examination report, Lin Jian's face showed a strange look. He subconsciously wanted to hold the bamboo leaves with his right hand, but he forgot to make tea, so he had to give up.

Skin tissue too long?

Circumcision surgery?

This situation, I have to say, is a bit weird.

Lin Jian waved his hand: "Okay, you go down first."

"Yes!" The major officer turned and left without hesitation.

Lin Jian held the document and rubbed his slightly swollen forehead: "The skin tissue is too long... This guy, I really don't know what to say. Fortunately, it does not affect flight and modification training. Regarding the circumcision surgery, we will wait until this time." We should also ask for his opinion before handling the matter after the carrier-based aircraft training is over."

The objective conditions allow this minor surgery to be performed, but now is not the time.

Moreover, it depends on Zhou Hai's opinion whether he is willing to cut off and cure it permanently.

"Ding!" Suddenly, the exclusive red phone in front of the desk rang.

This is a call from the team leader.