"The quality of the bodyguards hired by this rich man is not very good. Tsk, the money is so easy to make."
Uehara Katsumi, who easily dug out from behind the containers in the seaside alley, took out a box of chewing gum from his trouser pocket, took two pills and flew them into his mouth, chewing them, while looking at the bodyguards who were chasing whom they didn't know who they were chasing in the distance, they shook their heads.
Even with this kind of professionalism, one can make a living.
But when I think about it, even the security personnel of Japan's top politicians are like that. It is not difficult to understand that these losers can't catch them.
Various projects under the Suzuki Consortium, which stands at the top of the world's chaebols, are often accessed by prisoners to install bombs.
"Hey! Stop! What are you doing here?!"
When he turned around and was about to leave, an old man holding a harpoon fishing net hurried over on his bicycle. After getting off the car, he raised his fork pointed at Uehara Katsumi with a serious expression, and stopped his way breathlessly: " Is that you the damn thief who stole overseas goods?"
"..."
Just talk about how you can smell such a strong smell of seafood while hiding in the tent behind the container.
"Old man, I'm not a thief. You can tell by looking at my clothes. I'm obviously here for vacation." Uehara Katsuki, who was chewing gum, raised his hands to show that he had no ill intentions: "And you can see where I look like... Stealing things?"
"Why are you sneaking around if you don't steal? I saw you from far away. I've been paying attention to you for a long time. How can a normal person act like a thief? His hair is so long and he ties it up in a ponytail. At first glance, he looks like a thief. The unlearned young son of Tianshuo's family next door also knows how to fool around all day long."
Upon hearing this, Katsuki Uehara's eyes widened immediately: "Sir, why do you say such slanderous words? And after all, why do you attack me personally? Could it be that you are the one shouting "Catch the thief?"
"All these sea goods belong to me. Why should I catch thieves?" The old man with gray hair on his temples was so angry at the words that he even trembled with the harpoon.
A few days ago, after putting things outside to dry in the air and putting them in the tent, there were inexplicably fewer things. After squatting for so many days, I finally caught a suspicious person sneaking around my tent. In the end, he was bitten and yelled to catch the thief.
Call the police, you must call the police.
"Don't move, I'm going to call the police."
"No need to bother, I'm the police." Katsumi Uehara immediately became happy when he heard the old man said that he wanted to find the police.
Wouldn't that just hit him professionally?
The old colleague from Yueying Island spent most of the night looking for music scores and got up early this morning to deliver his things to the hotel. He is probably still catching up on sleep at home.
"Are you a policeman?" The old man sneered and looked at the young man in front of him. Although he didn't finish his words, his meaning was clearly revealed in his gesture.
How can there be such a sneaky and careless policeman?
"I have papers."
Katsuki Uehara's right hand was just about to reach into the pocket of his beach shorts, wanting to take out his police officer's ID card to prove his innocence, but he suddenly glanced at his side and behind from the corner of his eye——
The group of strong bodyguards in uniform black suits actually walked around in a circle and came back!
"Found it! It's right there!"
"We must catch him. Mr. Kawashima is now in the critical period when the election support rate is the highest. What just happened can easily be made into a fuss. We must catch him to explain clearly!"
Although Katsumi Uehara couldn't hear clearly what the group of people said because of the distance, he could still clearly see the uniform movements.
He can fight one, but it's not impossible to fight two. He can barely fight three, but now...
There are more than eight people, and he is not a superman who wears underwear outside.
Farewell!
"Old man! Let me lend you the harpoon!"
Uehara Katsumi made a decision in a blink of an eye, reaching out and snatching the slender harpoon from the old man's hand, then turned around and threw it towards the group of tall and thick men at the side and behind!
He never expected that someone would be so brave and dare to snatch things in broad daylight. The old man was stunned: "Hey! You, you, you!!"
"Old man! I will compensate you for the harpoon money later!"
Looking around, Uehara Katsumi's eyes lit up when he saw the bicycle that the old man had been riding. He took a few steps forward, passed the old man, and climbed onto the bicycle.
"Hey! Why do you steal everything! That's my car!"
"I'm sorry, uncle, I will pay you back!!!"
The man stepped hard with his feet, and the two wheels instantly turned to the flying bicycle and rode away into the distance. The old man with dull eyes could only hear Uehara Katsumi's powerful apology lingering in his ears. …
With the bonus of his mount, Katsumi Uehara's speed was terrifying, and he quickly left behind a large group of bodyguards who were still pursuing him.
"Give me a little bit, give me a bit! Please give me a bit, thank you!
“Be careful, be careful, there’s a car coming, there’s a car coming! Please give way!!
"I'm sorry, I didn't mean to do it! Give in, give in, give in!!!"
After causing a flurry of excitement along the road, Katsuki Uehara, who had successfully caused a commotion, waved his tail and rode his bicycle through the alley.
The two old and strong chariots ejected and started on the steps. After going up the slope of dozens of steps, they finally got rid of the final pursuers.
"hiss……"
Katsumi Uehara, who quickly got out of the car after braking and rubbed his buttocks, grimaced in pain.
What a shame.
Fortunately, he also trained his gluteal muscles.
"Why should I be such a damn good Samaritan? Wouldn't it be nice to take a vacation and bask in the sun..."
Looking up at the sun hanging high in the blue sky, Uehara Katsumi began to feel sorry for himself while rubbing his lower back and butt while pushing the cart.
After all, today is the last day of vacation—well, no, technically today is a work day.
That's okay.
As a criminal police officer, his daily work is so unpretentious and impulsive.
Uehara Katsumi, who was very good at self-comfort and self-regulation, quickly found a reason for himself.
When Aso Minori, who had a ledger in the medical box, saw Uehara Katsumi pushing a bicycle and walking with a limp, Ben's expression of restrained joy suddenly changed: "What's wrong with you? You were caught up and beaten?"
As he spoke, he was about to squat down and open the medical kit.
"No, I twisted my butt while riding a bicycle."
"...???" Aso, who has a professional doctor's qualification certificate, was stunned.
"Did you find the thing?" Katsumi Uehara didn't explain too much, and instead asked his friend.
"I've found it, but... where did you buy this bicycle?"
"Oh, this."
Uehara Katsuki patted the seat cushion with his right hand and said angrily: "I borrowed it."
"borrowed?"
………………………………
"Steal it!"
Yueying Island Police Station, Record Room.
An old man with white hair excitedly recorded a confession in front of the police: "That bastard took away my harpoon as soon as he reached out his hand! Then he took away my bicycle! The key is to do it in broad daylight." You robbed it in front of me!"
