707 flipped through the pages of "Three Tang Poems" in its hand. As long as Jin Qing gave an order, it would immediately find a poem that could shock the whole audience.
Jin Qing glanced at the book in 707's hand: "Why is it Pinyin?" It was with color pictures.
707 was silent for a while, and finally said hesitantly: "I'm afraid you don't know the words on it."
Jin Qing chuckled: "It sounds like I know Pinyin."
707: "..." Although this may sound shameless, it also shows that his host knows him really well.
After thinking carefully, 707 finally came up with a good idea: "Host, how about I recite a sentence and you recite a sentence after me. As long as the speed is slow enough, I can still calm everyone down."
Other hosts have relied on this to kill everyone, attracting countless people's pursuit. Today is finally its turn. I feel excited just thinking about it.
Jin Qing asked in confusion: "What do I do with this?" Why should she read other people's poems?
707's voice suddenly became deeper: "Host, now is not the time to be impulsive. Everyone is watching you. Don't forget the mission."
Their mission goal is to be the hero in Lin Xiangyun's heart. If they fail because of this little thing, they really can't do it.
Jin Qing chuckled: "Isn't it just poetry? I make it myself."
707: "..." Damn it, when did you learn to write poetry? Why didn't you inform me?
Seeing that Jin Qing hadn't moved for a long time, the seventh girl from Dingyuan General spoke sarcastically again: "Why, can't you do it? I really don't know why two blind people come to a poetry competition."
As she spoke, the little girl frowned and placed the handkerchief in front of her: "Did you smell anything strange?"
Then, without anyone else answering, he laughed first: "It turns out to be vulgar!"
She was pretty and cute, and her smart movements made many of the male guests opposite her blush.
Perhaps because she was so embarrassed, Lin Xiangyun actually calmed down. She lowered her head and concentrated on burping.
Jin Qing tilted his head and looked at the little girl with sideways eyes, then slowly stood up from his seat.
Seeing Jin Qing make a move, the man who was standing in the middle and writing quickly returned to his seat to make room for Jin Qing.
The ladies present all looked at Jin Qing, and even Lin Xiangyun raised his head and looked at his sister blankly: My sister can actually write poetry.
707 screamed excitedly: "Host, which one do you choose, Li Bai, Du Fu, or Bai Juyi, but remember not to write."
Her host is an illiterate who has been illiterate for thousands of years, and the secret will definitely be revealed when he writes.
Jin Qing ignored 707, her eyes never leaving the little girl.
The seventh girl felt very uncomfortable when Jin Qing saw her. She was about to attack when she heard Jin Qing suddenly say: "What poem do you want?"
The seventh girl puffed her cheeks, then raised her neck: "Whatever!"
She didn't believe that this fool could write any good poems.
After listening to the little girl's words, 707 instantly became excited: "Host, I found a song called "The Wine Will Come In", please show them off."
Unexpectedly, Jin Qing walked out the door without saying a word.
No one expected Jin Qing to have such a reaction, and they were all stunned for a moment.
After being stunned, General Dingyuan's seventh girl chuckled: "Did he run away, or go find a ghostwriter to make up his mind."
After hearing her words, the hall instantly burst into laughter.
With this sentence as the foundation, even if Jin Qing turns around and actually writes poems, he will not be able to escape the big pot of cheating.
Gong Yingxue frowned. These seven girls targeted Jin Qing in their poetry meeting, which was clearly to refute her Jingyuan Hou Mansion's reputation.
Thinking of this, Gong Yingxue's fingers lightly touched the tea cup on the table.
Just as he was leading her to knock down the teacup, Jin Qing's figure suddenly appeared at the door.
707 has turned away and cannot bear to look down: it has already imagined what will happen next.
Jin Qing walked straight to the seventh girl. Lin Xiangyun originally wanted to reach out and pull Jin Qing, but he didn't.
Lin Dachui took the opportunity to take out the other steamed bun from her chest. From now on, she could move freely.
Jin Qing looked at the little girl condescendingly, and suddenly stretched out his hand in front of the little girl: "You want the body? I will give it to you now."
She saw a huge mouse pinched in her hand. As Jin Qing's hand tightened, the mouse was crushed to death on the spot.
The seventh girl's eyes widened in shock, and she watched helplessly as drops of mouse blood fell on the table.
But this was not the end. Jin Qing took out a branch and nailed the mouse to the table.
Then, Jin Qing glanced at everyone present: "I don't have any skills, but I am good at making corpses. Who else do you want to do, as long as the money is available!"
Children are the most terrifying things in the world because they can use their youth as an excuse to hurt others unscrupulously.
Therefore, she hates children the most.
Lin Xiangyun took a breath, and then let out a long burp.
The hiccups that had just been unstoppable finally stopped.
Looking at the mouse with its entrails pinched out in front of her, the seventh girl's eyes grew bigger and bigger, and she screamed.
Along with her screams, other girls also screamed and backed away: It's so scary, Lin Da is crazy!
The male guests were also in a mess: How dare Mr. Lin do such a thing.
Gong Yingxue stood up and calmly ordered the maids and servants to lead the young ladies and young masters from each family to the back to rest.
Gong Wensong escorted several scholars to leave the banquet hall.
Seeing that everyone had left, Jin Qing luckily moved all the fruits and vegetables on everyone's desks and ate them happily.
Gong Yingxue looked blankly at Jin Qing, who was immersed in eating: she really couldn't understand this person.
Lin Dachui also looked at Jin Qing with difficulty: How can this guy eat it?
He found that Lin Xiangyun didn't eat, and just stared at him blankly.
Jin Qing looked up at Lin Xiangyun: "Look what I do!"
Lin Xiangyun's voice was a little hesitant: "You..."
Jin Qing tilted his head and looked at Lin Xiangyun: "What's wrong with me?"
707: "..." You don't know what happened to yourself? You scared someone else's baby.
Lin Xiangyun took a deep breath, then summoned up the courage to say to Jin Qing, "You didn't wash your hands after catching the mouse."
He's so dirty, he actually eats with this hand.
Lin Xiangyun was not afraid of Jin Qing. On the contrary, she felt very warm in her heart.
Those people had bullied her before because she didn't understand etiquette and rules, and now it seemed that their screams weren't that noble.
Jin Qing paused for a moment, then put his hand on Lin Xiangyun's head: "It's clean!"
Lin Xiangyun grinned and pushed Jin Qing away: "Go away, go away, you're so dirty, touch Lin Dachui."
She likes this sister.
Lin Dachui: "..." What does this have to do with me.
Seeing the three people having fun, Gong Yingxue, who was standing not far away, said: "..."
Can you not see me?
