But this doesn't make sense. The first five generations of earth immortals have already ascended. How can such a senior master still appear in the human world? Can you still have grudges with mortals?
The more profound one is, the more he cherishes feathers. Not to mention conflicts with mortals, even if there is a slight offense, he will pretend not to see it, so as not to cause more trouble.
After a brief moment of surprise, the fire in my heart also sprang up.
If you really want to put it this way, that evil python that harmed me can be considered a member of their Chang family!
I never had the chance to take revenge before, but today I did, it must be God’s will!
Zhi'an's tone became more severe: "I don't care who you are, I'm going to give you face, you have to carry on!"
Instead of being angry, Mrs. Chang laughed, and the laughter pierced her eardrums: "Little Taoist priest, what qualifications do you have to give me face? And what qualifications do you have to fall out with me?"
When I saw this posture, I quickly patted Zhi'an on the wrist.
This battle will definitely happen today. Even if Zhi'an wants to have a good talk, I may not agree.
However, there is skill in fighting, and going on such a hasty rampage will not do us any good.
I whispered in the old man's ear: "Find me some strong liquor."
The old man was stunned for a moment, then quickly turned around and ran into the house.
I took this moment to take out the fireworks from my pocket, crouched down, trotted forward, and half-knelt on the ground like a dog's legs.
I looked up and had an idea in my mind.
Mistress Chang has a horse face, light eyebrows, triangular eyes, and thin lips, which makes people feel uncomfortable just looking at her.
But I felt happy in my heart. I thought he was such a powerful master, but I didn't expect that he was just trying to make a big banner out of a tiger's skin.
No matter what it is that cultivates to become an immortal, the final appearance must be kind-hearted and kind-hearted. At least at first glance, it will definitely make people feel comfortable.
As for the person in front of me, he has obviously not yet cultivated enough, and he can tell at a glance that he is a snake!
I was already very angry, but now that I see this, I feel even more unscrupulous.
With a smile on my face, I lit the lighter and said, "Old immortal, don't worry, I will give you a straw roll to put out the fire."
Mistress Chang glanced at me sideways and said, "You are quite well behaved in this life."
As she spoke, she took a puff and the cigarette turned into a cigarette butt.
Is this a cigarette?
No, this is a litmus test.
The moment she took the cigarette, I became even more convinced that she was definitely a fake.
There is a saying that wine is a poison that penetrates the intestines, and sex is a steel knife that scrapes bones.
These words are not meant for human beings, but for those masters who have attained the Dao.
But any good master must be aware of miasma. Things like tobacco and alcohol are all things that can fascinate the mind, and he will never touch them.
At this time, the old man ran over carrying a plastic bucket. Whether it was because he was too nervous or because the ground was slippery, he knelt on the ground with a thud. The plastic bucket in his hand was also thrown out with a big hole, and the splash of wine splashed all over Mrs. Chang.
"Ouch!"
The old man curled up on the ground, covering his knees and moaning uncontrollably. I quickly turned around and tried to help him up, but the old man screamed even more miserably.
"Don't move, don't move, it looks like it's broken."
Before I could say anything, Mistress Chang stood up and angrily said, "What are you pretending to be, you blind old man! What crime do you deserve for dirtying my immortal body!"
I looked back at her, dissatisfaction almost coming out of my throat, but I suppressed it first after thinking about it.
The ground is so frozen in winter that it's so hard that when winter comes, orthopedic hospitals are overcrowded. Not to mention old people, young people are prone to fall into trouble.
