To this, I could only smile and say, "This is what we do, let's go."
Originally we wanted to borrow a car, but after asking around, the most advanced form of transportation was a mule.
In desperation, we had no choice but to walk.
A group of ten people dragged ten zombies back. Except for Tian Lei, everyone's face was full of fear.
Time is very tight now, we must return before nine o'clock.
This is an auspicious time that I have chosen, and it is also the time to offer incense. I have seen the guest list compiled by Taozi, and when added up, there are at least dozens of people.
In full view of everyone, we dragged a group of zombies inside, which didn’t look right.
Before leaving, I picked up a thorny branch from the ground.
"Ten people, five zombies, each two people are responsible for one. The first place will get a prize, and the last place will get a stick."
I turned this incredible escort into a competition.
Only in this way can their greatest potential be stimulated.
This trick really worked. As soon as the words were spoken on this side, someone was already jumping on the other side.
However, they underestimated the power of zombies.
Before taking a few steps, the two people running at the front were pulled into the arms of the zombies.
"hiss!"
In an instant, the zombie's fangs had reached the necks of the two men.
The zombie's entire face has turned into dried bacon. The eyelids are wrinkled like chrysanthemums. The eyeballs have almost completely lost their moisture and look more like two blue fish bubbles.
"Hiss!"
The zombie's head kept poking forward, and dark green drool was like paste, dripping down the corners of the shriveled mouth.
"Help! Master!"
The two paths were sandwiched between zombies on the left and right. They could do nothing except kicking their legs and calling for help.
I took advantage of the situation and pushed the wooden stick forward in my hand, and slapped their butts hard: "You're falling behind!"
They were just wailing and didn't pay attention to the details.
Before setting off, I had already reserved a sufficient position. Even if the zombies intended to hurt people, no one would be hurt due to the distance limit.
All problems, in the final analysis, are a lack of courage.
After I hit them with the stick, they finally started to resist. Although their movements were a little ugly, they finally stood up again.
Things happened frequently on the road, and almost every step was a risk.
When we arrived at the Taoist temple, the hour hand just pointed to 7 o'clock.
Fortunately, there is still time.
However, during the wild running along the way, some people got their backs wet, some got their crotches wet, and a few were close to losing consciousness.
I called Tian Lei to my side and whispered: "These guys who peed their pants, give each of them some money and quickly find another place to make a living."
"These delirious ones should be treated by Xiaomei first and then sent away."
Although this trip is a free service, it is not nothing.
At least, this is a magic mirror.
At this time, Taozi had covered the Sanqing statue in the main hall with red cloth. The Sanqing hall was decorated with lanterns, red and yellow lanterns covering the entire roof, and the fruits on the table were arranged like hills.
I looked at the brand new tablet, then at Tao Zi who was walking among the crowd, and ran to her side in a few steps.
"Who told you to pose like this?"
Taozi put down her work and looked a little hesitant: "Isn't that right?"
"No, I'm just curious because it's all right!"
"You scared me to death." Taozi smiled and rolled her eyes at me: "I don't understand, why don't you ask?"
He pointed his finger at Wuwen at the door: "He told me."
After I found Wuwen, he just responded calmly: "They are just necessary homework, not worth mentioning."
Wuwen was just a simple sentence, but it really hit me in the face.
Only then did I realize that the differences between large and small Taoist temples, whether in terms of number of people or size, were just superficial.
The real gap lies in fundamental rules and cognition.
