For a Taoist priest like him who has just started, he can't imagine what I've been through, and he won't believe what I have to say.
Summer insects cannot speak of ice, and crickets do not know spring and autumn.
Whatever I say to him now, he will think I am bragging.
It's better to fool around first.
The little Taoist priest's face became a little more pitiful: "Why are you still struggling until you die?"
"Nonsense! A pig will run away even after being stabbed. Are you not as good as a pig?"
After a long while, he asked hesitantly: "Then how can I give you the blood?"
"There's blood on the tip of your tongue, hurry up!"
"My tongue is bitten."
He stuck out his tongue at me and said vaguely, "I've been biting my tongue every day for the past few days, and it's full of pus."
Ho.
Others spend a lot of money catching ghosts, but he spends a lot of money catching ghosts.
I thought for a while and said, "When I'm going to chop you, jump forward and avoid your neck so that the knife hits somewhere else."
"Brother!"
The little Taoist gritted his teeth and looked at me: "It's obviously a beheading, but you insist on turning me into Ling Chi?"
"Clang clang clang!"
Three more gongs sounded, and Zhang Ertu put down the wine jar and walked towards me.
Obviously, this is going to be an execution!
I lost my patience and said bluntly: "If you want to live, trust me!"
At this time, an extremely majestic voice came from behind the red cloth on the stage.
"The time is up, let's see the results!"
This style of behavior is very similar to the upright officials in ancient times, but it is too indifferent to right and wrong, right?
If you want to kill me, at least give me a crime!
I looked at the little Taoist priest firmly and prayed silently in my heart.
At this critical moment, he must not be afraid.
Once you get scared, you will definitely die.
"Open it! Knife!"
Zhang Ertu had raised the knife above his head at this time, and the little Taoist priest's pants were completely wet.
Seeing that the knife was about to fall, I immediately pulled my neck and shouted.
"Run!"
The little Taoist priest suddenly rushed forward like a loach, and then fell heavily on the ground.
"sieve!"
The broadsword slashed across his buttocks, and a stream of blood covered my body.
I rolled on the spot, letting the blood rub on my left arm.
The long-lost pain is back!
I could clearly feel that my body was beginning to become restless. I struggled with my hands slightly, and the red silk tied to my body had torn.
"Hey!"
The little Taoist priest resisted, which made Zhang Ertu completely blush. He picked up the little Taoist priest with one hand and raised his knife to chop.
By this time, I had stood up.
"Brother, are you still cutting?"
As he spoke, I raised my hand to block his wrist.
Zhang Ertu tried to break away from my hand as if he were a monster. When I exerted a little force, half of his arm started to catch fire.
"You can't open your eyes!"
Just a moment ago, it was like a ghost-headed sword weighing ten thousand pounds, but now it is as light as a goose feather.
I threw it away casually, and the sword immediately flew out and stuck straight into the ring of the execution ground.
Zhang Ertu lowered his head in disbelief, looked at his empty hands, and suddenly let out a heartbreaking roar.
He was already several heads taller than me, but now he looks like an inflatable doll, growing visibly bigger.
In the blink of an eye, he was as big as a car, and his hands alone were almost as big as mine.
At this time, extremely cold Yin Qi surged from all directions, making even his breathing breathless.
What a domineering and murderous spirit!
The little Taoist priest lay on the ground and twisted his body vigorously, wailing with bursts of curses.
"It's really harmful to people. Why don't you give me a knife in the head and have a good time!"
I didn't say anything, but slowly raised my head.
However, when I raised my head, what I saw was his round belly button.
"Taking away my sword is like hurting my life!"
That voice was more intimidating than his body, and in such an empty venue, he was stunned to hear an echo.
I covered my ears with one hand and slapped my hand sideways.
It hit him right on the navel.
"Bang!"
The Gang Qi in my body collided with his murderous aura, causing a huge shock that drove me back.
There is almost no suspense about this palm.
Zhang Ertu was instantly knocked back to his original form, his whole body returned to normal size, and he lay on the ground side by side with the little Taoist priest.
I shook my numb arms and looked down at Zhang Ertu: "If you have something to say and you don't know how to talk it over, you have to do it, right?"
"Do you really treat me like a beast? Drag me up from below and kill me at will?"
"***Even if you kill a pig, you have to do it in time for the Chinese New Year, right?"
At this time, an extremely dissatisfied and angry sound suddenly came from the hall.
"If you ignore the Dharma Hall, you will be punished!"
"Snapped!"
He also threw a token in a decent manner, and it landed at my feet.
