Chapter 458 Big joke

As soon as these words came out, I just felt like the sky was going to fall.

"Are you that big python?"

"No, no, no." He waved his hands quickly: "You should call me Immortal now."

The smug look on his face made me feel like a clown being played.

"You'd better not look at me with that look." The man in white snorted coldly: "My name is in the immortal book now."

"I can punish you for blasphemy!"

"Kneel down!"

The man in white raised his chin slightly, his face full of arrogance.

He's right.

Now he has become an immortal and is properly ranked among the immortals.

To say that the only people who can suppress him in the human world are the few in the Eight Treasures Golden Light Cave.

"Blasphemy?" I almost said through my teeth: "I won't kneel down!"

"Even if you, an evildoer like you, attain the Tao, you can't cover up the stench in your body!"

As I said these words, the sky that had just cleared up started to thunder again.

I tilted my head and looked at him, feeling like I was in a mirror.

It's too late to say anything now, but I want an explanation.

"Did you come to my dream from the very beginning just to open this world today?"

The man in white curled his lips and shook his head: "You are much stupider than I thought."

"I think I've eaten countless monsters in my life."

There was actually a hint of pride on his face: "It is basically impossible to think of ascending to heaven."

"I need human blood to cover my smell."

"Why does this person have to be me?"

"Because you are kind."

These words made my brain freeze. The words stuck in my throat and I couldn't speak out.

"Because I'm kind, do I deserve to be unlucky?"

The man in white nodded solemnly: "Although you are a bit stupid, you have never done anything bad in your life."

"Actually, the half of the bones in the jar are my lifelong cultivation."

Speaking of this, he couldn't help laughing: "Even if you were burned by fire just now, I wouldn't have a chance to ascend to heaven!"

"It's a pity that you are too stupid to see it."

People are not afraid of making mistakes, but they are afraid of regrets.

These words are tantamount to killing my heart.

But then I thought about it, from the time I took out the bone to the time the blood dripped into the bone, it didn't take more than a minute.

I didn't even have time to react, let alone set it on fire.

Thinking about it this way, I feel better.

The man in white slapped me heavily on the shoulder with one hand: "Thank you!"

I shook his hand off hard and sneered: "You feel really good about playing with someone, don't you?"

"Um……"

Regarding this question, he responded seriously: "I can't help it. I have done absolutely no bad things. I usually don't dare to show my face, so I can only trouble you."

I really can't believe that there are people in this world who can speak so shamelessly!

"You are so shameless!"

The man in white spread his hands and said, "I've got what I want, you can scold me all you want."

"You don't have to be so angry. If you asked me to hide behind you, why would I be where I am today?"

The man in white started talking like a parent scolding a child.

"If you must blame it, blame yourself for being too well-informed."

He shook his head and sighed, and muttered: "Your ability cannot support your knowledge, you deserve to be unlucky!"

The muffled thunder resounded unknowingly, and a thunderbolt suddenly struck down.

God still has eyes, even if this kind of thing has attained the Tao, it will not be delayed even if it deserves to be struck by lightning!

I have seen the power of this magic weapon, it can kill you if it touches even a little bit.

I pushed my feet hard and jumped a few meters away, just as the thunder fell.

The light voice of the man in white rang in my ears: "I wish you happiness."

Thunder exploded, stirring up clouds of dust.

Just after the first muffled thunder, I took a closer look and saw that the exact location where the thunder fell was actually where I was standing just now.

"Dong dong dong!"

It was as if the sky had been cracked open. For the first time in my life, I saw a series of lightning bolts.

I don't care where I am now, I just want to run away.

If I was wrong just now, now these thunders are striking at my heels!

I am so damned!

I ran in front, with sparks and lightning behind me.

After several lightning strikes, it was like a cannon was fired in my ears, leaving only a roar.

There is only one thing that can save me now - the idol.