Xiaobai rubbed his butt and pouted: "Tell me, what do you want me to do?"
"A suit of armor doesn't need to be too heavy. A suit of clothes weighs only 100 kilograms."
The sleepiness on Xiaobai's face immediately disappeared: "100 pounds? You can't wear it so heavy for Lu Zhishen!"
Ji Canghai rubbed his head and said with a smile: "Go, go, there is so much nonsense."
Xiaobai pursed his lips: "Then I will go back to the blacksmith shop now?"
"I can't do it alone."
I turned around and took the clothes from the stool: "Let's go, together."
People say that there are three kinds of suffering in the world: punting a boat and grinding iron to grind tofu.
Today I have completely opened my eyes. Ji Canghai and I don't know the technology, so we can only use a big hammer, while Xiaobai uses a small hammer to guide the way.
The direction in which the small hammer falls is where the sledgehammer will hit.
Xiaobai seemed to have found an opportunity for revenge. The voice of scolding Ji Canghai didn't stop throughout the night.
After working overtime all night, it was not until the afternoon of the next day that three sets of armor weighing 100 kilograms were completed.
Xiaobai's tired breathing stopped and he said, "Double salary is not enough, triple salary is required."
Ji Canghai was already snoring loudly, and I wasn't much better. The bones in my body felt like they were falling apart.
"damn it."
I couldn't help but curse: "What kind of suffering in the world!"
The three pieces of armor were nearly half a ton, and I couldn't get them back at all, so I asked Yanzi for help and helped me take them to the teahouse in a truck.
Ji Canghai and Xiaobai went into the house to sleep, and I summoned the energy to call the three brothers Liu and Wang.
Nothing else, just one thing, put on this armor.
The three brothers stared at me: "Are you not making trouble?"
"What do you mean, the three of us worked like donkeys all night just to make trouble with you?"
Liu Wang seemed to realize that something was wrong, and explained repeatedly: "Look, how much do I weigh? This dress only weighs 100 pounds. Isn't that nonsense?"
"Don't worry, you won't die if you wear it."
In desperation, the three brothers could only put their clothes on.
Metal objects are not compliant to begin with. They stick to the four corners of the body, and the weight is exaggerated, making it difficult to move forward at all.
Seeing that the three of them had put on their clothes, I took out several large thermos bottles from the back hall, but I replaced them with cold water.
"I'm seizing the time here to drink all the water in the bottle in just one stick of incense."
Liu Wang looked bitter: "Boss, please stop harming us."
I looked at him helplessly: "You should thank me, I've been very polite to you."
"Drink. If you can't finish it, don't even think about learning Kung Fu."
In fact, no apprenticeship is easy.
When I entered the apprenticeship, it was the cold winter, and my master put on such an iron suit for me and made me stand outside for three hours!
According to what the old man said, he can't bear even this little pain, so he should go home as soon as possible to nurse his child!
Looking at Liu Wang's three brothers now, I can't help but think of my own past.
Time flies so fast. The boy who didn’t know anything at the beginning is now able to teach others.
The three brothers were quite happy. They raised their necks and began to drink.
If you drink too much water, your mouth will naturally feel dull.
I looked at it and took out a few plates of fried peanuts from the back hall: "I can't hold myself up until I drink just water."
In less than one stick of incense, the thermos bottle was empty and the peanuts on the table were all gone.
For a moment, the only sound on the table was the sound of hiccups.
Liu Wang looked at me and burped, "Boss, you are trying to temper our will, right?"
I pursed my lips and smiled, but said nothing.
Time passed little by little, and finally, Liu Wang screamed from the corner of his mouth: "Stomach hurts!"
stomachache? That's how it should be!
After drinking so much cold water and then eating some peanuts, biogas would be produced in the stomach!
The three brothers were all like ants on a hot pot, but the clothes on their bodies were too heavy, and every step they took took a lot of effort.
The toilet can only be reached through the back door, which is more than 100 meters away!
"You guys, you must remember how you feel now and don't let this watery shit spurt out!"
