The family members of the deceased kept pushing and pushing me, as if they wanted to eat me alive.
The scene became increasingly chaotic, and my voice trying to explain was drowned in the crowd.
It's already chaotic enough. If it continues like this, it will definitely lead to big trouble.
I struggled hard and grabbed the loudspeaker: "Even if you kill me now, you still can't find your old man! Let me go in first to see what's going on, and I'll give you an explanation, okay?"
After saying that, I ran to the condolence hall.
"Don't panic."
A familiar voice exploded behind me.
I looked back, damn, Chen Changming?
Chen Changming, wearing a blue-gray Taoist robe and holding a compass in one hand, walked slowly from the crowd.
His appearance was like a reassurance, and the noisy crowd immediately became quiet.
Chen Changming looked at the compass decently and sighed softly: "I didn't believe in the Tao a few days ago, but now it has a bitter fruit, which is really regrettable."
Don't tell me, the farts he made in these literate sentences really sounded like a fairy.
"I'm confused! I shouldn't believe him!"
The strong man's face was covered with snot and tears. He grabbed Chen Changming with both hands and shook it. Then he took out a bank card from his bag and forced it into Chen Changming's pocket.
"Please, Banxian'er, if my father is lost, we won't have to live anymore!"
Chen Changming looked at his bank card and shook his head slowly: "Since you believe in evil ways, you shouldn't beg me again."
The strong man was startled, and immediately knelt down and looked up at Chen Changming: "This is one million! For the remaining five hundred thousand, you can help me donate it to the Taoist temple. It is my repentance!"
Chen Changming lifted him up with both hands, showing a look of regret on his face: "It's valuable to find your way back after you've lost your way! I'll help you plant this blessed field!"
Seeing him going in, I immediately followed him.
This old bastard is jealous of money. If I don't stop him, how much money will he be defrauded of if I don't stop him?
"What the hell are you doing!"
Just as I was about to walk in, the strong man grabbed me by the collar, turned around and pinned me against the wall.
Chen Changming raised the corner of his mouth and showed a smile: "It doesn't matter, let him see what Dharma is."
The strong man immediately gave a thumbs up: "Look at the consciousness of this half-immortal!"
Yes, in their eyes, I am the liar.
As soon as he entered the condolence hall, Chen Changming motioned for everyone to get out of the way, then lightly closed his eyes, made sutras with one hand, and muttered something in his mouth.
This group of people made him stunned for a moment, and the scene was eerily quiet.
I huddled in the corner and looked through the gap in the crowd. The charm I had posted before was intact.
Logically speaking, this kind of thing shouldn't happen.
I tugged on Lao Li's sleeve and whispered, "How long have these people been around here?"
Lao Li's face wrinkled into a bitter melon: "Don't mention it, it starts at three in the morning and lasts until you come back."
His words reminded me.
This group of people had been quarreling at the entrance of the funeral home all morning. Why didn't Chen Changming show up before?
When he appeared, was it a bit too coincidental?
At this time, Chen Changming suddenly opened his eyes and pointed out the window with one hand: "Go out and walk east. When you see the river ditch, turn right. The old man is waiting for you there."
This group of people were convinced and swarmed away. Chen Changming turned his head and focused his attention on me.
When it comes to using divination to calculate the location, only Plum Blossom Yi Shu can do it. He is a charlatan and there is no way he can understand such a profound thing!
All of this was his fault!
I winked at Lao Li and asked him to go out first.
There were only two of us left in the room. Chen Changming immediately showed his true colors and sarcastically said: "You're lucky, but you're not going to die? Are you going to continue fighting with me?"
Simply, I will break it down directly.
"You got the body out, right? Is it fun to direct and act on your own?"
Chen Changming laughed and sat on the coffin with his legs crossed: "So what? Are you going to expose me? You are shouting all over the world that Chen Changming is a liar. Does anyone believe you?"
As he said that, Chen Changming walked up to me slowly: "You lost the body, but I found it. You are the liar!"
"By the way, let me tell you, the money-attracting tools made by your mother are really useful."
As he said that, he took out his bank card from his pocket and patted my face gently: "No, I got one million."
"Chen Qi!"
Just as I was about to take action, Lao Li pushed the door open and said with panic on his face: "Come on! The curator is looking for you!"
My heart skipped a beat, it was over.
I unclenched my clenched fists, glared angrily at Chen Changming, and ran straight to the curator's office.
Sure enough, before I even stepped into the office, I was hit in the head.
"No need to come in, pack your things and get out!"
I knew this was serious, but I didn't expect to be asked to leave directly.
"Director, I..."
The director had a dark face and slammed the table: "The body is lost! You have ruined the reputation of the funeral home! If it weren't for Chen Banxian'er, where would I put my old face?"
"Chen Changming is a liar!"
"You look like a liar to me!"
"Bang!"
He pulled out an envelope from the drawer and slammed it on the table: "Take your salary for this month and get out!"
After saying that, the curator hurried past me without giving me a chance to speak.
The attitude is already obvious, and there is no point in saying more.
Now I am really a bastard, holding my breath and getting angry.
As soon as I stepped out of the office, my cell phone suddenly rang. I looked down and weakly put the phone to my mouth.
"Brother Liu."
Bald Liu opened his mouth and cursed: "It's time to pay back the money today! Don't you have a fucking idea?"
"Brother Liu, can you wait for two days?"
"Yes, I'll give you your thigh in exchange!"
After saying that, he hung up the phone directly.
I clutched my phone and suddenly felt helpless.
I know very well who Liu Tuzi is. When he said he wanted my thigh, he was definitely not threatening me verbally.
In just two days, I first became a liar that everyone wanted to beat, and then I lost my job, and Liu Baldy is still pressing on me every step of the way.
All this is because of Chen Changming!
This is not over yet!
