Yu Lingwei lost a sword leader in Yunzhou City. This matter may be big or small.
Nowadays, the yamen of Yu Lingwei cannot be found in the imperial court, so if the people from Yu Lingwei don't come forward, no one will care about this matter.
So Goldfish didn't expect that he would be the first person to be found because of this matter.
After all, even he himself thinks that he is a passer-by in Yunzhou City. It doesn't matter even if he carries the title of deputy governor of Yunzhou Yulingwei. In fact, he insists that he is a passer-by of anyone and anywhere. If he is too nostalgic or If you approve of someone somewhere, then he will get into trouble.
In an ordinary-looking noodle shop, Jinyu, who had just sat down to eat a bowl of fat sausage noodles, saw someone sitting down in front of him.
He was originally the only customer in this small shop, so there were many empty seats, but the second customer who came in sat directly opposite him, so much so that even the boss thought they were friends.
“Don’t have money for noodles?”
Goldfish looked at the man and asked.
This man was wearing a hat, and the brim of the hat was pushed very low, so only the area below the tip of his nose and some stubble could be seen.
The man asked the goldfish: "Where were you yesterday and the day before yesterday?"
The goldfish looked at the fat intestine noodles in front of him and pushed them forward: "You eat first."
The man seemed a little confused about the goldfish's reaction, but he asked again.
"Where were you yesterday and the day before yesterday?"
The goldfish replied: "Yesterday I was with your sister, and the day before yesterday I was with your sister."
The man in the bamboo hat suddenly raised his head, and the goldfish saw the fierce light in this man's eyes, so he was sure that this man should really have an older sister and a younger sister.
"Maybe you
He has forgotten Yu Lingwei's former power and his former methods. "
The man placed a sign on the table, face up.
Goldfish reached out and took it over. After looking at it carefully, he nodded and said, "It's really Yu Lingwei. I'm sorry I lied."
The man in the bamboo hat softened his tone slightly and said, "Then please tell me, where were you yesterday and the day before yesterday?"
The goldfish did not answer but asked: "Then please tell me why you asked me this question?"
The man in the hat seemed to have taken a deep breath, but he still explained: "A sword commander in Yu Lingwei has disappeared, and he had contact with you before."
Goldfish: "Okay, I understand. So what was the question you asked before?"
The man in the bamboo hat frowned and said, "Where were you yesterday and the day before yesterday?"
Goldfish: "I seemed to have answered you just now."
The man in the bamboo hat said in a voice that gradually became cold: "You said it just now, you said you were sorry, you lied."
Goldfish raised his hand and patted his forehead: "Sure enough, I am still getting old. After I turned seventeen, my memory is really getting worse day by day... Yes, I lied. I was not with your sister yesterday. I wasn’t with your sister the day before yesterday.”
The man in the bamboo hat asked in an even colder voice: "Where are you?"
The goldfish replied: "It's wrong of me to mention your elder sister and your younger sister. I have actually been with your mother these two days."
The murderous intent in the eyes of the man in the bamboo hat seemed to be released all at once.
"Don't worry."
Goldfish opened the messenger bag, rummaged through it for a while and then took out a pile of brands, some gold and some silver.
Copper and iron.
He rummaged through it and pulled out an iron plate and handed it to the man in a bamboo hat: "Look, is my piece bigger than yours?"
The man in the bamboo hat changed his expression obviously when he saw the goldfish iron plate, because the goldfish iron plate was indeed bigger than his iron plate, not because of his size, but because of his higher official position.
This man's iron plate showed his identity as Daotong, while the gold fish's iron plate showed his identity as deputy governor.
The goldfish asked: "Do you see clearly?"
The man in the bamboo hat replied: "I see clearly...my lord."
Jinyu hummed: "So you still suspect that I stole a Dao Tong?"
The man in the bamboo hat replied: "Sir, there may be some misunderstanding, but the only outsider the disappeared Daotong saw before disappearing was you."
Goldfish said: "Did your governor send you here?"
The man in the bamboo hat nodded: "Yes."
Jinyu said: "You go back and tell your governor that although there is a subtitle on my sign, I can talk to him without the identity on the sign..."
He took out a silver medal: "This is the badge of the general of the Cowardly Army. In terms of rank, it is the same as your governor..."
He picked up another gold medal: "This is the waist badge of the General of the Forbidden Army in Geling City. It should be slightly higher than the rank of your governor."
He looked at the man in the bamboo hat and asked, "What do I mean by these words? Do you understand?"
The man in the bamboo hat suppressed his temper and said: "It means that... Your Excellency has a special status and does not have to fully obey the orders of the Governor."
The goldfish said: "No, what I mean by these words is, what do I want?"
You can carve any identity sign yourself, and you won’t be able to tell it’s fake. "
The man in the bamboo hat stood up abruptly, his hands already reaching behind his back.
Jinyu smiled: "It seems that there are no funny people in this generation of Yu Lingwei. Sure enough, they can't make jokes."
As he put away several signs, he said: "Are you trying to say now that if I don't obey you, you will take action against me?"
The man in the bamboo hat said: "Yes."
The goldfish said: "You can lead the way after I finish eating the noodles. I'll go see your governor."
The man in the bamboo hat hesitated again and again, and finally sat down. He just watched the goldfish slowly finish the fat sausage noodles one bite at a time, and watched the goldfish pick his teeth and rinse his mouth carefully.
"Can you leave?"
asked the man in a bamboo hat.
The goldfish said: "Okay, you go and settle the account."
The fierce light in the eyes of the man in the bamboo hat reappeared.
Jinyu said: "You can't tell whether other brands are real or fake, so you can't tell whether the deputy mayor's brand is real or fake?"
The man in the bamboo hat seemed to have lost his temper after being manipulated by him. After a moment of hesitation, he stood up and paid for the bowl of fat sausage noodles.
Goldfish put his crossbody bag on his back and said as he walked out: "It seems that the deputy mayor's sign is still useful. If I had known better, I would have just engraved it with the deputy governor's sign."
The man in the bamboo hat has already grasped the handle of the knife.
The goldfish ignored it at all. When he got to the door, he looked around: "No car? Do you want me to walk there by myself?"
The man in a bamboo hat said solemnly: "It's not far, no need to take a car."
Jinyu shook his head: "According to the rank, even if I only use the deputy mayor's brand, you should prepare a car to pick me up. If not,
That would be a slight on me. "
The man in the bamboo hat looked forward and saw several people standing on the roadside looking at this side.
After a while, the man in a bamboo hat said, "Sir, please wait a moment. I'm going to find a car right now."
The goldfish said: "Forget it, it doesn't hurt to take a walk."
The man in the bamboo hat almost had his teeth broken by his teeth at this moment. The goldfish’s reaction and performance made him want to bite the goldfish to death.
After walking along the street for about half a moment, the swordsman in a bamboo hat led the way into an alley. The goldfish didn't suspect anything and followed him all the way.
At the end of the box, the man in a bamboo hat opened the courtyard door: "The Governor is waiting for you in the courtyard, please come in."
When the goldfish saw the man in the bamboo hat turning around to leave, he put his hand into his messenger bag and fumbled: "Wait a minute, I'll reward you with something good."
The man in the bamboo hat shook his head and said, "You're welcome, sir."
After saying that, he stepped out, but Jinyu stopped him with one step: "You don't dare to refuse the things that the Deputy Governor has given you. You really don't take me seriously."
The man in the bamboo hat gritted his teeth and stretched out his hand: "Thank you, sir, for the reward."
The goldfish looked at his outstretched hand and was dissatisfied: "Are you polite? Are you a little disciplined? Do you just accept something with one hand when your superior gives you something? No one has ever taught you this?"
The man in the bamboo hat gritted his teeth and stretched out his hands, and saw the goldfish put a piece of candy on his palm: "Take it."
The little goldfish heard the bang sound, so he wondered if the guy in front of him really bit his teeth into pieces?
Not long after the man in the bamboo hat took the piece of candy, his face suddenly changed drastically. When he looked down, he saw that the palm of his hand had turned black.
"Hahahaha... As long as you are wary,
With your reaction like this, do you deserve to be a knife leader? "
The little goldfish said: "The brands are all genuine. They are all gifts given to me by His Royal Highness himself. That candy is also..."
After finishing speaking, the goldfish pushed open the door and entered.
The moment he stepped through the door, the oncoming crossbow arrows were already in front of him.
At this moment, the goldfish pulled out a familiar iron rod-like thing from his back, twisted it, and opened it with a snap, turning it into a big black umbrella.
The black umbrella blocked all the crossbow arrows, and the goldfish smiled and said: "If we follow the path His Royal Highness has walked, it is natural that the things His Highness has used will be indispensable."
He held an umbrella and entered the door. There was a creak behind him, and someone closed the courtyard door, as if he couldn't escape after closing the door.
Jinyu looked at the middle-aged man who looked like a teacher directly opposite him and asked, "If nothing else happens, are you the one pretending to be the envoy of Yunzhou Yulingwei Town?"
Anyone who looks like a teacher is a teacher, and he is a very famous teacher in Yunzhou City.
"I am the envoy of Yulingwei Town."
The teacher said: "On your side, nothing seems to be true."
Goldfish said seriously: "Then you are talking nonsense. Except for this black umbrella, everything else about me is real."
The teacher said: "I'm warning you, don't be clever in front of me. The sword that Yu Lingwei lost must have something to do with you. If you don't behave yourself, I will cut off your limbs first. Then you will have to behave yourself." .”
The goldfish turned around when he heard this, and the teacher became obviously wary.
As a result, the goldfish forced out a fart.
He said: "Did you hear it? It has the same accent as yours."
teach
Mr. Shu took a deep breath and said: "It seems that he really doesn't understand the rules if he is not disciplined...his limbs will be crippled!"
As soon as he finished speaking, a knife appeared next to him. The knife was obviously still three feet away, but when it was drawn out, the light of the knife was already in front of the goldfish.
The goldfish frowned.
He put the big black umbrella sideways to block the sword light, but the fiery sword light did not split the big black umbrella directly.
But in the next breath, a giant man almost nine feet tall came from the other direction, holding an extremely heavy iron rod in his hand, and hit the big black umbrella hard.
boom!
The black umbrella failed to hold on and broke into pieces, but there was no shadow of goldfish under the black umbrella.
The goldfish was already a foot away, and he looked thoughtfully at the broken black umbrella.
The teacher was opposite him, the giant man was on his left, and on his right was a guy who could slash with a blazing sword.
There wasn't just one person behind him, the alley was probably full of people.
"Are you thinking about how to escape?"
The giant man asked him angrily.
Jinyu shook his head and sighed: "No...I was thinking that counterfeit goods are fakes after all, and fake ones are fake, even if this fake one is also the craftsmanship of Shangyang Palace..."
Speaking of which, he looked at the giant man: "So do you know how much I spent to build this umbrella?"
While he was speaking, Goldfish had already arrived in front of the giant man. He stood up from the ground and punched the giant man's chin.
Jump up and hit you on the chin, that's what the scene looks like.
The giant man took a step back and stretched out his left hand as big as a cattail leaf fan to grab the goldfish's neck, but when he stretched out his hand, the goldfish was already wrapped around his arm.
Climbing up, the goldfish sat on the giant man's neck. He had an umbrella in his hand and pointed it at the giant man's temple.
"So...who are you?"
When the goldfish asked this question, he exerted a slight force on his hand, and the umbrella rib penetrated a little. The giant man grinned in pain, but did not dare to make any move.
The teacher said coldly: "What is my identity? I am the governor of Yulingwei Town, and everyone here is Yulingwei, and you..."
The goldfish spat: "Fuck...your sister, your sister, your mother, and some of your female family members' stinky shit."
His voice became colder: "Do you really think that my deputy mayor's sign is fake?"
