Lone bamboo.
Xue Caining, the female general of the Guzhu garrison, hurried back from outside, and then shook her head at another female general, Yao Xique, who was standing at the door.
Yao Xique asked eagerly: "Not here yet?"
Xue Caining said: "No, I have gone five miles out of the camp to check, but I don't see any troops coming. I don't know what General Lin means. He said he arrived today. It's almost noon and there is no sign of anyone."
Speaking of this, she lowered her voice and asked: "How is our general? Are you in a hurry?"
Yao Xique said: "The general is not in a hurry. He said he had to deal with military affairs. From the time he got the news until now, he has not asked once. He just pretended to stretch at the door five times, pretended to inspect the barracks three times, and pretended to water the flowers and plants outside. Water six times..."
Speaking of which, she looked at the row of flowers at the door: "The flowers probably didn't expect that the general who didn't remember to water them once in ten and a half months could cause them to cause a flood today... .It’s almost waterlogged to death.”
Xue Caining chuckled: "What is the general doing now?"
Yao Xique said: "After watering again just now, he suddenly said that he was going to the racecourse to check, and left angrily. He also said that he didn't care about it. I think it was intentional."
At this point, he lowered his voice again: "The general said he was going to change clothes and ride a horse. It's been almost half an hour since he changed and he still hasn't come out. What clothes should he change... he just can't get off the stage."
Xue Caining quickly covered her mouth: "Keep your voice down, so that the general won't tear your little mouth apart if he hears it."
Yao Xique chuckled: "But so does General Lin. Since we separated from General Lin last time, there have been so many
No news for a long time? There are few letters on weekdays, but the person suddenly arrived. If I were a general, I wouldn't see him, and I won't see him when he comes. If he doesn't leave, he will be beaten out with a stick! "
Xue Caining curled her lips and whispered: "I don't know who will beat whom with a stick."
Yao Xique's eyes widened: "You damn girl, what nonsense are you talking about..."
Xue Caining didn't even blush when he said this, but Yao Xique blushed deeply after hearing this.
Xue Caining said doubtfully: "What I'm saying is that if you dare to let people beat General Lin out with a stick, you might be able to beat him out. What are you thinking about?! You still call me a damn girl, you say , what on earth were you thinking about, why is your face so red!"
Yao Xique: "Huh?"
Then he hesitated and said: "What I said means the same thing as what you said. I blush... how can I not."
Xue Caining pinched her cheek and said, "She's as red as a monkey's butt, and you still dare to quibble. You damn girl must have thought of something shameful. You beat her with a stick... ah!"
She suddenly blushed, and then pooh-poohed at Yao Xique several times.
Yao Xique took her hand and said, "You can't let the general know this. If you do, our butts will really be spread open by random sticks."
Xue Caining said: "I'm not as shameless as you. You can say such nonsense... Let's see if you dare next time. If you dare again, I will tell the general."
Yao Xique said: "Just tell me what I did. Weren't we just scolding General Lin?"
At this moment, Ning Haitang's voice came from the house: "Who are you scolding?"
? "
Yao Xique said quickly: "No, no, no, Caining and I were chatting, and no one scolded..."
As she explained, she looked at Xue Caining, but Xue Caining looked gloating.
At this moment, someone hurriedly ran over from outside the gate of the camp, leaned forward and said, "There is a man outside the gate, riding alone. I must say that he is Lin Ye, the general of the Cowardly Army. I don't know. Fake."
Before Xue Caining and Yao Xique could reply, Ning Haitang in the room ordered: "How can it be true? He must be a thief from somewhere, beat him out with a stick!"
The two of them looked at each other and thought that they would still fight with sticks...
The captain who reported the news immediately agreed: "Yes!"
He turned around and was about to run back, but Xue Caining kicked him in the butt: "Are you stupid?"
The captain was stunned: "I...what happened? What do you mean?"
Yao Xique went up and gave him a kick in the butt: "What's wrong, idiot, idiot, idiot... just go ahead and let the two of us go and see if it's true."
Ning Haitang said in the room: "What are you looking at! I have changed my clothes and am going to go horseback riding in the back mountain. You two should also go pack up and come with me!"
Xue Caining immediately replied: "Okay, General, please wait a moment, and the two of us will go change our clothes immediately."
After saying that, he pulled Yao Xique and said, "Let's go change clothes."
Yao Xique: "Really?"
Xue Caining hit her hard on the head: "You said that guy is stupid, but you are not much smarter. Why don't you go and invite General Lin in? Do you really want to be beaten by General Lin?"
Beat him to death with a stick? "
Yao Xique immediately laughed: "I thought I was really going."
Xue Caining: "You idiot, didn't you say that our general has been changing clothes for almost half an hour? General, I want to ride on horseback. What's the matter?"
The two of them hurried to the gate of the camp while talking. As soon as they arrived, they saw that Lin Ye had arrived.
One person and one horse look like they are covered in dust.
"I've seen the general!"
The two female generals performed a military salute at the same time. When the soldiers on duty saw that it was the legendary general of the Cowardly Army who had arrived, their eyes widened, and many of them began to glow.
Lin Ye is now Dayu's military god. How can anyone wearing a battle uniform not regard Lin Ye as their idol?
Although our general Ning Haitang is also a great general, he seems to be a little less legendary than Lin Yelai.
The most important thing is... Our general was also conquered by Lin Ye.
This means she dares to think about it in her heart, but no one dares to say it out loud. Who can get the good results if she knows the temper of our general?
Xue Caining and Yao Xique welcomed Lin Ye into the door. Lin Ye asked as he walked: "Where is General Ning?"
Xue Caining: "Going on horseback."
Yao Xique: "Go take a shower."
Lin Ye: "????"
Xue Caining: "Go and take a bath while riding a horse!"
Yao Xique: "I went to take a bath and ride a horse!"
Lin Ye: "????"
Yao Xique: "Actually, the general went to change his clothes on horseback... changed his clothes and rode on horseback..."
Xue Caining glared at her, thinking that this was a loser
Thing, I used to feel that something was wrong with the way this stinky girl looked at Lin Ye, but now it really looked wrong.
Just as she was thinking about this, when she saw Lin Ye looking at her as if asking what was going on, Xue Caining suddenly panicked and her heartbeat suddenly accelerated.
She thought to herself, "Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no."
Although Lin Ye didn't get the answer from the two female generals, he probably guessed it when he saw their reactions.
He smiled as he walked and explained: "It is indeed a little later than expected. It is because I was negligent. This horse has followed me for thousands of miles without a break. It was really too tired to run halfway. Move, so..."
Xue Caining said: "General, why are you explaining to us? Just explain it to our general later."
Yao Xique immediately said: "That's right, our general seems to be unhappy. He will probably give you a blow soon, so you should be careful."
Lin Ye: "What kind of power does the general want to give me?"
Yao Xique said: "I can't say that since we are members of our general, how can we leak secrets to you? We are notoriously tight-lipped."
Lin Ye said: "The loyalty of the two of you to General Ning is really admirable. Just now you said that General Ning was going to change clothes and ride a horse. It was probably because of some urgent military affairs."
Xue Caining: "How can there be any urgent military affairs? It really takes half an hour to change clothes if it is really urgent?"
Yao Xique said: "That's right, don't make random guesses. It's impossible for us to
If I want you to reveal any information, it's up to you. "
Lin Ye said: "You two are really tight-lipped."
Yao Xique: "That's right."
Xue Caining: "Of course!"
When they arrived at the door of Ning Haitang's residence, Yao Xique lowered his voice and said: "The general has changed into his military uniform. He said he was going to ride a horse, but he is probably so angry that he wants to fight you, the general. Otherwise, why are you changing clothes?"
Lin Ye nodded: "I don't have to, thank you two ladies."
Xue Caining: "Ah! General, what are you talking about?"
Yao Xique: "How can the two of us be, how can we be the general's little sister? The two of us... oops!"
They both turned their heads at the same time.
Lin Yexin said that these two girls looked more or less like they were sick...
Yao Xique gave many warnings, saying that General Ning Haitang was angry. You must be careful and don't annoy her again. If General Ning was not angry, would he change his uniform?
Lin Ye clasped his fists in thanks and quickly walked in the door and said, "I'm really sorry, General Ning. I'm half a day late. I don't dare to explain. Please punish General Ning in accordance with military law..."
With a snap, the door curtain was lifted open.
Seeing the intensity, Xue Caining and Yao Xique were both startled at the same time.
General Ning's soldiers haven't come out yet, and they have already imagined what the general would look like when he comes out, wearing a suit of armor and carrying a sharp knife, glaring at Lin Ye with murderous intent. After all, Lin Ye, this heartless man, has not been seen for a long time. She was angry, who wouldn't be angry?
The door curtain was opened with a bang... Ning Haitang, wearing a tender willow-colored dress, stepped out.
She looks frosty, but she doesn't look murderous in this soft long dress.
Lin Ye couldn't help being stunned when he saw Ning Haitang dressed like this.
Ning Haitang walked down the steps slowly and looked at Lin Ye and said, "Half a day late is half a day late. According to military law, how do you deal with it?"
Lin Ye replied: "Although it is not an urgent military message, those who join the army will be given at least five military sticks if they are late for half a day."
Ning Haitang looked at Xue Caining: "Then give me the five-army stick!"
Xue Caining: "Ah?"
Yao Xique: "Really?"
Ning Haitang said: "Are you two going to question my military order? Why don't you go find the military stick now!"
Xue Caining looked at Yao Xique, and Yao Xique said: "Then...just go find him."
The two of them walked out of the courtyard, and Xue Caining said: "Where are we going to find military sticks? The military sticks in our general's yard are piled up like a hill. Let us go find them..."
Yao Xique: "She does this again!"
Xue Caining: "Why do you say one word after another?"
Yao Xique lowered his voice and said: "Do you remember, every time General Lin comes, our general will quarrel with General Lin and send us away for an excuse..."
Xue Caining's eyes widened: "You're not stupid at all."
Yao Xique: "You are stupid... Sigh, I don't know what will happen in a while, whether they will start fighting again. Every time they meet, they have to pretend to quarrel and then use excuses to fight. If they want to fight, why not They fight justly and find a reason to do something every time. Are these masters competing against each other so hypocritical?"
Xue Caining covered her forehead: "I'm sorry, I really
I overestimated you, I just said you were not stupid... I'm sorry, I shouldn't have insulted you. "
Yao Xique: "What are you yelling about... If the two generals are not competing for ideas, then what are they doing?"
Xue Caining said angrily as he walked: "Let's learn from each other. You said that we should learn from each other. I don't know what we are talking about. I just know that it's better for us to stay away, otherwise we will get involved in the competition again."
Yao Xique said: "It would actually be good if we could compete with each other. After competing with General Lin, our martial arts skills have definitely improved."
Xue Caining: "You...go to hell!"
