Not long after Hei Dan was taken away by Lei Bu, Master Ren Hua, the Minister of Xitian Mansion, asked the general Lu Wenyong to send the news to Duanjie Mountain.
Hongqing Palace, Yuxing Palace.
After Fang Jian got the news from Lu Wenyong, he asked Lu Wenyong: "Do you have the document written by Heitan?"
"Yes." Lu Wenyong nodded and said, "I copied a copy of it on the Tongwen Monument."
The Tongwen Stele is a heavenly stele erected by the Taixuan Bureau outside the Four Heavenly Gates. The Tongwen Stele is used to publish the decrees and edicts of the heavenly court, and to display the writings and treatises of the immortal officials.
Historically, if the gods and immortal officials had huge disputes or arguments about a matter, they would write down their arguments in writing and submit them to Tongcheng Yuan, who would then display them on the Tongwen stele.
After Lu Wenyong handed the document written by Hei Dan to Fang Jian, Fang Jian just glanced at it briefly and asked Lu Wenyong: "Did people from the Lei Department take him away?"
Lu Wenyong nodded and said, "Yes, six Lei soldiers came to take him away."
"Is there no thunder general?" Fang Jian asked again.
Lu Wenyong shook his head and said: "There is no thunder general."
"Yeah." Fang Jian nodded and said, "It's nothing serious. He suffered a bad loss, but it doesn't matter."
Fang Jian put away the document and said, "Go back first and thank Master Ren Hua for me."
Lu Wenyong stood up quickly and said, "Yes, Lord Hongqing, I will take my leave."
Then Lu Wenyong said goodbye and left, and Fang Jian did not go to Leibu, but continued to stay in Duanjie Mountain to watch the development of the situation.
At the same time, the Thunder Department, Taiyi Thunder Department Head Palace.
Heidan stood in the center of the hall, behind him were the six Lei soldiers who were responsible for detaining him.
At the top of the main hall, sat Jianhe, the Prime Minister of Taiyi Thunder Division, and Guangting Zhenren, the chief official of Taixuan City in Taixuan Province.
"Xu Hongyuan." Jian He looked at Hei Dan in the hall and said, "Have you admitted that you wrote that document?"
Heidan looked at Jian He and said, "I wrote it, what's wrong? Is it a violation of heaven's rules?"
"Isn't there?!" Master Guangting shouted sternly.
Heidan looked at Master Guangting and said, "Which rule of heaven did my document violate? Tell me."
"You are good at discussing government affairs, insulting the heavenly officials, and denying the heavenly soldiers and generals. Don't you violate the laws of heaven?" Master Guangting said coldly.
Heidan looked at Master Guangting and said: "I don't have much education, but that doesn't mean you can lie to me. Everyone can discuss the matter of Huaguang Baogun, why can't I discuss it? I'm talking about insulting the immortal official of Heaven. This point Indeed, but the law of heaven does not say that immortal officials cannot insult immortal officials? As for denying heavenly soldiers and heavenly generals, this is even more nonsense. Anyone who has read my article knows that I just used heavenly soldiers and heavenly generals as a metaphor. .”
"Sophistry." Master Guangting sneered: "This document of yours is clearly using the matter of Huaguang Baogun to oppose the system of heavenly soldiers and generals established by the Great Heavenly Lord. Your rebellious heart is known to everyone. But you are a little person. The Heavenly General of the Palace Guard of Xitian Mansion is now only a fifth-grade immortal official. He definitely does not have the ability or the courage to write this document. Someone must be instigating it behind the scenes, saying, who instructed you to write this treasonous document? ? What is your purpose in writing this document? Call me quickly!"
When Heidan heard what Master Guangting said, he rolled his eyes and said, "I just can't stand the look of those people. This document was written by me. The words were written by me, and it was stamped with my seal." , no one else instructs me.”
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After hearing this, Master Guangting slammed the table, raised his finger and pointed at the black egg and scolded: "If you don't take it seriously, I will let you taste the punishment of the Lei Department."
Upon hearing this, Hei Dan didn't say anything, but Taiyi Thunder Chief Jian He could not remain silent. He immediately said to Master Guangting: "Master Guangting, we have no right to punish an immortal who has not clearly violated the laws of heaven." Officials impose punishment.”
"Impossible." Master Guangting said: "Zhenjun Hongqing can do it, why can't we?"
"." Jian He was stunned when he heard this. It took him a while to react, and then he said: "First of all, we are not the True Monarch Hongqing, nor are we the gods of justice. We do not have such transcendent authority. We can only clearly violate the laws of heaven. , or only those with serious suspicions, our Lei Department has the right to impose punishment."
Master Guangting frowned and asked, "Is this really the case?"
Jian He immediately said: "That's true. Xu Hongyuan only wrote an article discussing Huaguang Baogun and scolded some immortal officials. He did not violate the laws of heaven."
"But he denies the Heavenly Soldiers and Heavenly Generals. The Heavenly Soldiers and Heavenly Generals were established by the Jade Emperor. He dares to deny it. This is treason and has violated the laws of heaven." Master Guangting said.
When Jian He heard this, he looked at Zhenren Guangting with some displeasure, "Zhenren Guangting, this kind of taking words out of context and making arbitrary accusations is no different from literary prison."
Master Guangting smiled faintly and said: "What's the point? True Lord Hongqing also used this method to deal with those obedient demons. If Lord Hongqing used it, can't I use it?"
Jian He said calmly: "But True Lord Hongqing has never used this method against the Immortal Officials of the Heavenly Court. For the Immortal Officials of the Heavenly Court, True Lord Hongqing has always investigated the guilty and never fabricated unfounded charges to increase the guilt. He can only treat those enemies or Hidden enemies only use this method, Master Guangting, this is different."
Master Guangting's face froze. He heard the hidden meaning in Jian He's words, that is, although Zhenjun Hongqing had also used this method, it was only with outsiders. Zhenjun Hongqing never used this method with his own people in Heaven. treat.
"Then his poor diction, insulting the immortal official, and losing the dignity of the immortal official." Master Guangting no longer insisted on adding more sins to Heidan, but stated the clear sins in Heidan's document.
Jian He nodded and said, "This crime is true."
As Jian He spoke, he asked Heidan: "Xu Hongyuan, you made despicable remarks and insulted the immortal officials. Do you admit or not to admit this crime?"
When Hei Dan heard this, he immediately raised his head and replied: "A man dares to act bravely. I have indeed scolded those people, and I had a great time scolding them."
"He admitted it." Master Guangting said.
Jian He nodded, then looked at Heidan and said: "Xu Hongyuan, since you have pleaded guilty, according to Article 14 of the "Tian Tiao·Law of Immortal Officials": Any immortal official who insults others with actions or words will fall into the category of immortal official. Majesty, the first offender will be imprisoned by Lei Ze for three months, the second offender will be punished by a hundred thunder whips, and the third offender will be punished and dismissed from the post, and will not be used again for a hundred years, and will be fined for a hundred years."
After saying that, Jian He said to Hei Dan: "You are the first offender, so I will punish you by imprisoning Lei Ze for three months. This is the punishment edict of the Lei Department."
"Wait a minute." Just when Jian He was about to execute the imperial edict on Hei Dan, a loud shout suddenly came from outside the palace.
Then he saw a golden figure leaping into the hall, Jian He looked at it intently, then his expression changed slightly, he quickly stood up and walked down the hall steps to worship: "General Roaring Sky Dog, why do you have time to come to our Taiyi Thunder Division? "
It turned out that the golden figure was the Roaring Heavenly Dog. After Jian and Xing worshiped him, the Roaring Heavenly Dog looked at Jian He with an unhappy expression and said, "I heard that my brother was captured by your Lei Department. I wanted to ask if my brother committed the crime." What crime?"
"Brother." Hei Dan quickly called to Roaring Sky Dog.
Roaring Sky Dog nodded and said, "Brother, don't worry, I'm here to see who dares to wrongly accuse you."
"Uh" Jian He was stunned when he saw this scene, and even Guangting Zhenren behind him was stunned.
They didn't expect Hei Dan to have such a relationship. Master Guangting felt his scalp numb. This time, he made it clear that he was here on behalf of the group of civil servants from Taixuan Province. Hei Dan was mainly scolding them, and Hei Dan is also a military attache, so naturally they have to attack Hei Dan first, who is easy to bully.
But I never expected that this 'easy to bully' guy would have such a big backing. He is the younger brother of Roaring Sky Dog. Doesn't that mean he is also related to Zhenjun Erlang?
But Jian He didn't think too much about it. From beginning to end, he didn't take any side and the trial was completely impartial.
So Jian He told Xiao Tian Quan clearly about Hei Dan's documents and his crimes, but Xiao Tian Quan said after listening: "Is there something wrong with this sentence? You, Taiyi Thunder Chief, should be better." It’s also unqualified.”
Hearing Xiaotian Quan's words, Jian He became interested and asked: "General Xiaotian Quan, you said that I, the Prime Minister of Taiyi Thunder Division, was unqualified and there was something wrong with my judgment. May I ask where I am unqualified? Where is it? question?"
Roaring Sky Dog pointed at Heidan's dog head and asked Jian He, "What species do you think he is?"
".It's a dog." Jian He said.
Roaring Sky Dog said: "That's right. As the saying goes, ivory cannot come out of a dog's mouth. What kind of words can you expect a dog to say? So that document is not an article insulting the immortal officials, it is just a Dogs are just barking at you immortal officials. Can this be called a 'sin'? Does the law of heaven stipulate that dogs are not allowed to bark? Is there such a rule? Huh?"
"This" Jian He looked ashamed and said quickly: "General Roaring Sky Dog is right. Of course dogs are meant to bark. It is not against the laws of nature to bark."
The real person Guangting on the side was anxious when he heard this, but there was nothing he could do, because Roaring Sky Dog had found a loophole in the rules of heaven, that is, there was no provision for the demon species Hei Dan to become an immortal as a dog demon, and the human dog It's normal to bark, right?
So Guangting Zhenren could only watch Heitan get away with it, but he had no way to stop it, and of course he didn't want to stop it.
"For a small fifth-grade immortal official, it's really not worth offending Erlang Zhenjun." Zhenren Guangting thought in his heart.
In the end, he could only watch Heidan get away with it and be taken away by Xiaotian Dog. Jianhe even personally escorted Xiaotian Dog to the door.
"Brother, how did you know I was caught?" Heidan asked Xiaotian Dog after leaving the Lei Department.
Roaring Sky Dog chuckled and said, "You never know how powerful my master is in Heaven. My master got the news as soon as the Lei soldiers who captured you set off from the Lei Department."
"Zhenjun Erlang is so awesome." Roaring Sky Dog said with admiration on his face: "Brother, you are so lucky to have such a master."
"Hahaha." After hearing this, Roaring Sky Dog was very happy, and then pointed at Heidan and said, "You are also stubborn, you are too honest, you don't scold people like that."
Hearing this, Heidan was also a little depressed and said: "Why won't those people smear Master Hongqing be arrested, but I will be arrested just for swearing a few words?"
"They are called yin and yang, and they didn't openly scold you, Master Hongqing. How can I arrest you? You must also learn the yin and yang in the future, so that you won't be arrested if you scold them again." Roaring Sky Dog said.
Heidan immediately fell into deep thought after hearing this. After a moment, his eyes suddenly lit up and he said, "Brother, I know what to do."
So one day after Heitan was sent back to Xitian Mansion by Roaring Sky Dog, the document signed "Xu Hongyuan, General of Xitian Mansion Guards" appeared on the four Tianmen Tongwen tablets. The content was still to support Huaguang Baogun and refute those Immortal official who opposes Huaguang Baogun.
Then at the end of this document, Heidan named those immortal officials who were fiercely opposed to Huaguang Baogun, and then added various permutations after their names: woof woof woof, woof woof, woof woof woof woof, etc. Combine different dog barks.
Master Li Ye of Taixuan Shiling in Taixuan Province saw this document full of dog barks and found that his name was followed by a long list of dog barks. Li Ye said with a depressed look on his face: "I know he is scolding me. But I don’t know what he is scolding me. I can’t scold him back because I can’t bark. If I use my words to scold me, then I will violate the rules of heaven and lose the dignity of an immortal official.”
On this day, the entire Tianting Tongwen Monument was filled with dog barking. All the immortal officials who were named by the dog barking turned green, but they were helpless.
