After three rounds of wine and five flavors of food, Fang Jian was already smoky.
No matter the six Meishan brothers, Roaring Sky Dog, Heidan and the grass-headed gods, they have all retreated at this moment, leaving only Fang Jian and the four others on the Yuhua stage.
Unknowingly, Fang Jian's jade case was leaning against Nezha's jade case, and Nezha's jade case was leaning against Sun Wukong's jade case.
Among the four, Fang Jian was the one with the worst drinking capacity. At this time, Fang Jian was already flushed, hunched over his desk, shaking his head and muttering something unknown.
Nezha and Sun Wukong were also very drunk. Only Erlang Shen still managed to maintain the demeanor of Erlang Zhenjun. He just rested his right elbow on the jade table and supported his head with his palm. He looked at Sun Wukong and Nezha with a hint of drunkenness in his eyes. There are three people, Zha and Fang Jian.
"This wine elixir is really good." Sun Wukong directly grabbed the wine pot from the hands of the Cao Tou God on the side, and then took a big sip from the wine pot.
The grass-headed god was shocked when he saw him drinking like this, and said quickly: "Great Sage, I will pour you a drink."
After saying that, he wanted to take back the jug from Sun Wukong's hand, but Sun Wukong pushed him away, "You, you stupid god, you are so brave, you dare to snatch something from my old grandson's hand. If you put it down before... , I’ll hit you with a stick and your brains will fly everywhere!”
When the grass-headed god heard this, his face turned pale with fright, and he hurriedly retreated back, never daring to come forward to cause trouble again.
"Be bold!"
A drunken shout suddenly sounded. Erlang Shen, Sun Wukong, and Nezha immediately turned to look at Fang Jian, only to see Fang Jian sitting up unsteadily, pointing at Sun Wukong with his tongue tied and saying: "You, you monkey , How dare you threaten and intimidate the gods of heaven! As the God of Justice, I will not spare you this time, watch me bind the demon!"
After that, Fang Jian directly picked up a banana on the table and threw it towards Sun Wukong, shouting: "Fuck!"
'Pop' the banana hit Sun Wukong directly in the face, splitting into pieces in an instant and falling down. Sun Wukong was furious, slapped Nezha on the shoulder and said: "General Chijiri Mahou, how dare this person do nothing to this great sage?" Li, I order you to take it down quickly!"
Nezha's fair face was also flushed with drunkenness. Hearing Sun Wukong's words, he immediately shouted loudly: "I am not a monkey!"
"Then what are you?" Sun Wukong said drunkenly with a surprised look on his face.
Nezha patted his chest and said, "I am the body of a lotus root! The holy essence is flawless."
"Lotus root?" Fang Jian raised his eyebrows and became interested immediately. He moved his body to lean on Nezha, then stretched out his hand to hug Nezha, and stared at Nezha with drunken eyes for a long time. , and then said: "What a big lotus root. How would it taste if stewed in soup?"
Nezha laughed, then shook his head and said, "I don't know."
Fang Jian immediately said: "Cut a piece and let's stew a bowl of soup to try."
"Okay, okay." Nezha said happily: "I'm looking for a knife."
Sun Wukong also said quickly: "Set up the fire, set up the fire, do you have a pot?"
Fang Jian said: "This is easy to handle, watch me change!" After saying that, Fang Jian raised his hand and pointed forward: "Change!"
I saw a flash of fairy light, and a big black pot suddenly appeared in front of Sun Wukong. Sun Wukong clapped his hands and said with a smile: "What a big black pot, Erlang Shen, carry it!"
Erlang Shen was speechless. Although he was quite drunk, he was already very sober compared to the three in front of him.
"You take the blame yourself, and give me a bowl of lotus root soup." Erlangshen said calmly.
Sun Wukong slapped the table and said to Erlang: "If you don't take the blame, you still want to drink soup? What a beautiful idea!"
As the words fell, Nezha on the other side was already chopping off his left hand with a knife, but every time he struck with the knife, a fire flew out, and then all the knives were destroyed without exception.
"Ah, why are you so hard?" Nezha said with a displeased look on his face, and then he asked Sun Wukong: "Do you have a knife?"
Sun Wukong waved his hand and said, "Old Sun doesn't know how to use a sword."
Nezha asked Fang Jian again: "Do you have a knife?"
Fang Jian said: "I don't have a sword, can a sword work?" After saying that, Fang Jian presented the Taiyi Golden Light Sword.
Nezha's eyes lit up and he said: "Good sword, good sword, here you go." After saying that, he stretched out his right hand. "cut."
When Fang Jian heard this, he immediately raised the Taiyi Golden Light Sword and tried to chop it down, but at this moment a flame suddenly rose up and burned directly on Nezha's arm.
"Ah!" Nezha screamed in pain, and then looked at Sun Wukong angrily, "What are you doing?"
But they saw that Sun Wukong had already conjured a pair of firewood, set up a big pot, and was just blowing out a mouthful of real fire to light the fire.
"Do you want to chop it off again?" Fang Jian asked from the side.
Sun Wukong said: "Why chop? It's so troublesome. Wouldn't it be better if you just get into the pot and stew it together?"
"It makes sense." Fang Jian immediately agreed: "You can also drink it while stewing."
Nezha also said with excitement: "What a good idea, come on."
After saying that, Nezha jumped directly into the iron pot, but it collapsed the fire platform that Sun Wukong had just set up.
At this time, Fang Jian rushed forward, followed Sun Wukong and set up the fire platform again, then filled the pot with the spiritual water under the Yuhua platform, then relit the firewood and started stewing.
"It's so comfortable." Nezha lay in the pot and closed his eyes with a contented look on his face, and soon began to snore.
And Sun Wukong said to Fang Jian and Erlang Shen: "Come, drink, drink and wait for the lotus root soup."
Afterwards, Erlang Shen, Sun Wukong and Fang Jian continued to drink. Fang Jian drank two more cups and could no longer hold on. He said to Sun Wukong: "I'll sleep for a while. Call me when the lotus root soup is ready."
Sun Wukong nodded and said, "Okay."
Then Fang Jian fell down and fell asleep, and Sun Wukong also said to Erlang Shen after a while: "I will also sleep for a while, and call me when the lotus root soup is ready."
Erlangshen nodded drowsily: "Okay."
Then Sun Wukong also fell directly to the ground and fell asleep. After an unknown period of time, Erlang Shen raised his head and looked into the iron pot and saw that the water had been boiled, but when he smelled it, there was no aroma of lotus root soup, so he shook his head and said : "It seems that there will be more
Stew for a while, Roaring Sky Dog, just watch here. Call me when the lotus root soup is ready. "
After saying that, Erlang Shen lay down on the jade table and fell into a deep sleep within ten breaths.
Time flies, three days have passed.
On the Yuhua stage, Fang Jian slowly woke up. He opened his eyes first, and after being confused for a while, he stared at the clear sky.
Then he seemed to remember something and instantly sat up and looked around.
Erlang Shen had already woken up and was sitting in front of the case waiting quietly. When he saw Fang Jian waking up, he couldn't help but smile.
Fang Jian hurriedly stood up and wanted to salute Erlang Shen, but Erlang Shen raised his hand and said, "You are now one of the four friends of Ling Xiao, so there is no need to be polite in private."
Fang Jian was stunned when he heard this, and then memories came to his mind, and the scenes of that night instantly appeared in his mind.
Fang Jian couldn't help but be shocked when he saw the memory in his mind. He wanted to laugh but couldn't. Then he turned around and saw that Nezha was still sleeping in the iron pot. The fire under the iron pot had long been extinguished, and the water in the pot But half of it is left.
But Nezha was covered with a cassock. Isn't that the purple and gold cassock worn by Sun Wukong?
Fang Jian looked at Sun Wukong again, only to see that he was still sleeping on the table.
At this time, there was a splash of water, and Fang Jian only saw Nezha turning over in the iron pot, and then muttering: "Why is it still so cold even after being covered with a quilt?"
'Puff'
Fang Jian couldn't help laughing anymore, but this smile also woke up Nezha. He stood up suddenly and looked around with confused eyes. He gradually regained his clarity after twenty breaths.
"Ah!" Nezha suddenly exclaimed, "My hand!"
He quickly looked at his left hand and breathed a sigh of relief when he found it was intact. Then he sat up from the iron pot and looked at Fang Jian angrily.
Fang Jian said quickly: "Don't look at me, I'm not the only one who wants to drink lotus root soup."
At this time, another voice sounded: "You took away my cassock in the middle of my sleep."
Nezha looked at Sun Wukong who was sitting there soberly. He threw the cassock back with a look of disgust and said, "Who cares about a broken cassock?"
Sun Wukong was not angry, he just picked up the cassock and put it on his body casually and said with a smile: "This is my grandson's Buddhist robe, I don't need you to care about it."
At this time, Nezha asked Erlangshen with a murderous look on his face: "Did no one see what happened when we were drunk that night?"
After Nezha finished speaking, Sun Wukong and Fang Jian also looked at Erlang Shen with concerned faces.
"My old grandson still wants to hang out in Buddhism. I can't afford to lose this person." Sun Wukong also said to Erlang Shen.
Erlang Shen smiled and said: "Don't worry, no one will see you except me."
"That's good." Sun Wukong, Nezha, and Fang Jian suddenly breathed a sigh of relief.
At this time, Fang Jian suddenly exclaimed: "It's been three days, no, I have to return to Xitian Mansion immediately."
Sun Wukong raised his gaze and glanced at Fang Jian, then nodded and said: "It's time for me to return to the Buddhist Kingdom of Tianzhu."
When Erlang Shen heard this, he immediately stood up and said, "Okay, let's meet again someday."
"Okay." Everyone nodded.
Afterwards, everyone cleaned up, and then Erlang Shen personally sent Sun Wukong and Fang Jian out of the dojo. Sun Wukong directly drove the somersault cloud and flew towards the south of Nanzhan Buzhou.
After Fang Jian said goodbye to Erlang Shen and Nezha, and said goodbye to the Six Friends of Meishan, Roaring Sky Dog, and Hei Dan, he also rode on the Third Prince and went straight to Xiniu Hezhou.
On the way back to Xitian Mansion, Fang Jian made a summary. He gained a lot from this banquet. The first gain is to become one of the "Four Friends of Lingxiao", and the second gain is to learn from Sun Wukong that there are differences in the attitudes towards heaven within Buddhism, and he can win over some of them.
This will be of great help to what he will do later in Xiniu Hezhou. He could even take advantage of the differences within Buddhism to attack the Buddhism in Hezhou, Xiniu.
(End of chapter)
