Chapter 63: A kind father and a filial son, Nezha

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Fang Jian, who returned to Fang Cunju, first transformed all his merits into Hongmeng Tao Qi. The ten million merits plus his salary over the years turned into a total of 104,200 strands of Tao Qi.

Including the previous 130,05 wisps of Dao Qi, there are a total of 234,005 wisps of Dao Qi.

From the 360,000 Dao Qi required by the editor to directly extract the fifth-grade golden elixir of the Golden Immortal Dao Fruit, he still needs 130,000 Dao Qi. However, Fang Jian is still very satisfied with being able to shorten the gap of 100,000 Dao Qi at once. of.

After Fang Jian sorted everything out, he left Fang Cunju and came to the front yard.

The Yuxiao Pegasus was tied by Fang Jian under a laurel tree in the front yard, and the Yuxiao Pegasus was standing boredly under the laurel tree, snoring from time to time.

Seeing Fang Jian walking towards him, Yuxiao Pegasus immediately became energetic, stepped on the cloud bricks on the ground with all four hooves, and kept neighing in a low voice towards Fang Jian.

Fang Jian came to the Yuxiao Pegasus, raised his hand and stroked its elegant, flexible, supple and tough mane and said, "Want to go outside for a walk?"

Yuxiao Pegasus neighed and responded positively to Fang Jian's words, with a pair of spiritual eyes full of yearning for the outside world.

"Don't worry." Fang Jian said, "I will take you outside the heaven soon, but you have to wait until my work is finished."

Yu Xiao Pegasus blinked, then nodded obediently.

"Well... I still have to give you a name, but don't worry, let me think about it slowly." Fang Jian touched Yu Xiao Pegasus' forehead and said.

Then Fang Jian walked out of Fang Cun Ju and went all the way to Tianlu Palace.

Ever since the position of 'Justice God' became Fang Jian's 'concurrent' position, he rarely came to the Heavenly Court.

Today's Heavenly Court is even more deserted than when he first became the God of Justice, especially after the murder of those real people.

Nezha's head of the Heavenly Court is only a 'part-time' person, so now there are actually only five real people presiding over the Heavenly Court: Zhou Zheng, Qin Yi, Guanghua, Shao Ling, and Ke Mengqing.

Fang Jian only saw two real people, Zhou Zheng and Qin Yi, in the Tianlu Hall. Three real people, Guanghua, Shao Ling and Ke Mengqing, went to Leibu to judge the law.

Fang Jian chatted with Zhou and Qin in the Tianlu Hall for a while, then left the Tianlu Hall, and then went to the Lei Department.

Fang Jian came to the Lei Department not for anything else, but to receive his punishment. He was punished by the Antarctic Changsheng Emperor with a hundred thunder whips, and the Fu Zhao was also passed to the Lei Department as early as possible, although Fang Jian could have gone to receive the punishment later. , but it’s better to settle this matter as soon as possible.

Sure enough, as soon as Fang Jian came to Leibu, he met three real people, Guanghua, Shao Ling, and Ke Mengqing. Shao Ling, who had been sent to Lei Ze by Fang Jian to serve a two-year sentence because of drinking, had completely forgotten about it. Fang Jian was very enthusiastic.

Master Shaoling even took out a bottle of spiritual wine and offered Fang Jian a drink on the spot, causing everyone to laugh.

Ke Mengqing snatched the wine bottle from Master Shao Ling's hand and said to Master Shao Ling: "Have you forgotten how you were sent to Leize by Master Hongqing?"

Master Shaoling was shocked when he heard this, and immediately said: "I would have forgotten this even if you didn't tell me. Hey, just give me back the bottle, I won't drink it."

Ke Mengqing immediately put the wine into his sleeve and said with a smile, "I'll keep it for you."

"Who wants you to keep it, come back!" After saying that, Master Shaoling stepped forward and snatched it from Ke Mengqing.

Upon seeing this, Master Guanghua shook his head, and then asked Fang Jian: "Master Hongqing came to the Lei Department, is there any major case?"

This is already the consensus of the immortal officials in Heaven. If Master Hongqing appears in the Lei Department, there is a high probability that there will be some major case.

Fang Jian shook his head and said with a smile: "I'm here to receive the punishment of thunder whip."

"Oh?" Master Guanghua was quite surprised. Even Masters Ke Mengqing and Shao Ling, who were fighting for the bottle, stopped and looked over.

Fang Jian smiled slightly and said: "When I was working in the Haolan Realm, I was punished by the Antarctic Immortal Emperor for killing too many people with hundreds of thunder whips."

When Master Shao Ling heard this, he said doubtfully: "Master Hongqing, you have been punished by the thunder whip last time. I heard from fellow Taoists from the Beidi Thunder Division that the thunder whip is like scratching an itch for you. .The Antarctic Immortal Emperor punishes you with hundreds of thunder whips. I think it’s just a meaning, right?”

Fang Jian's smile faltered when he heard this, and Master Guanghua said to Master Shaoling, "Have you damaged your brain by drinking? Are you saying this casually?"

Master Shao Ling was used to being careless. When he heard Master Guanghua's words, he immediately reacted and broke into a cold sweat.

If someone with a heart hears these words and goes to the Lingxiao Palace to read his own book, he will face a sentence other than Lei Ze's two-year prison sentence.

Thinking of this, Shao Ling subconsciously took out another bottle of wine from his sleeve and opened the jade stopper.

"What are you doing?" Ke Mengqing looked at Shao Ling and asked.

Master Shao Ling said: "Take a drink and calm down."

"..."

Looking at the faces of everyone, Master Shao Ling chuckled, put the jade stopper in and put away the wine, and then said to Fang Jian: "Master Hongqing, I haven't taken a sip now."

Everyone laughed, and Fang Jian chatted with the three of them for a while before arriving at the Beidi Thunder Division.

"Master Hongqing is here again." After seeing Fang Jian, Huo Yi, the Prime Minister of the Thunder Department of Beidi, looked at Fang Jian with a smile and said.

Fang Jian cupped his hands and said, "Prime Minister Huo Yi, I'm going to trouble you again."

Huo Yi shook his head and said: "No trouble, no trouble, that's what I, Beidi Thunder Division, do."

After saying that, Huo Yi asked Fang Jian: "Do you want Master Hongqing to drink a few cups of spiritual tea before accepting the sentence?"

Fang Jian smiled and said: "It's not too late to receive the sentence first and then drink tea."

"Okay." Huo Yi turned around and ordered to the left and right: "Get ready quickly and execute Master Hongqing as soon as possible."

"Get the decree." They chanted from left to right, and then went to the execution platform to make preparations.

...

Half an hour later, Fang Jian, who had received a hundred thunder whips and drank several cups of Beidi Thunder Division Spirit Tea, returned to the Heavenly Court.

But as soon as he stepped into the gate of the Heavenly Court, he felt something cold and sharp pressing on his back.

"Tell me, what crime have you committed?" A cold voice sounded from behind.

When Fang Jian heard this voice, a look of helplessness suddenly appeared on his face, "I didn't commit a crime." Fang Jian said lightly.

"Fart, if you didn't commit any crime, why would the Antarctic Immortal Emperor punish you with a hundred thunder whips?" The cold voice said, "Hurry up and tell the truth."

Fang Jian said: "There is no crime, what should I explain?"

The voice said: "Impossible, you must have committed a serious crime."

"..." Fang Jian said helplessly: "Then tell me, what crime did I commit?"

The voice said coldly: "You disrespect your superior!"

"Disrespect Shangguan? Which Shangguan?" Fang Jian asked.

The voice said: "This is the Shangguan behind you."

"I didn't see it." Fang Jian said, "If you didn't see it, it's not disrespectful. Those who don't know are not guilty."

"You don't even look at it, isn't it disrespectful?" the voice said dissatisfied.

Fang Jian smiled and said: "My back is being pushed against by a sharp magic weapon. How can I see it? There are no eyes on the back of my head."

"Then why don't you have eyes on the back of your head?" the voice asked.

Fang Jian laughed and said, "That doesn't make sense. Why didn't you ask the third prince Nezha why he didn't separate his flesh and blood when he was born, so that he wouldn't have to cut off his bones to return to his father and his flesh to his mother in the future? Isn't that troublesome?"

"Ahhh!" The voice behind him couldn't keep his cool when he heard these words, and said angrily: "Fang Jian, I will stab you to death!"

However, at the next moment, Fang Jian suddenly turned around and at the same time used his magical power of 'Ruyi Transformation', turning into Nezha's appearance.

Nezha behind him was about to stab Fang Jian in the back with a fire-tipped spear, when he suddenly saw Fang Jian turning around in his own form, causing Nezha to stop suddenly.

"Where did the counterfeit come from? How dare you look like me and cheat in heaven?" Fang Jian took the initiative and scolded the stunned Nezha.

Nezha felt a little shocked at first, but soon his face showed full of surprise. He walked around Fang Jian, then nodded and praised: "It looks like it, it looks so similar."

When Nezha stopped, he looked at Fang Jian with a pair of big eyes and said: "Your magical power is... amazing, even I can't tell the truth from the false! It's amazing!"

Fang Jian, who turned into Nezha, chuckled, revealing two deep dimples, which surprised Nezha even more. He gave Fang Jian a thumbs up and said: "Awesome, you are so awesome, don't say it's me." , I’m afraid even my parents won’t recognize me.”

Thinking of this, Nezha suddenly paused, then clapped his hands and said: "Haha, yes, yes."

After saying that, Nezha immediately came forward, put his arm around Fang Jian's shoulders and said, "Xiao Fang, how about you do me a favor?"

Fang Jian returned to his true self and asked Nezha, "What are you doing?"

Nezha said: "When my father comes back from the Peach Conference, you can look like me and go to him every day. When he sees you, you can change back to your original self. Just repeat this for a month."

Fang Jian stared at Nezha and said, "I'm not sick."

Nezha stretched out a hand and said to Fang Jian: "One hundred thousand merits at a time."

Fang Jian was very moved. This month was worth three million merits, but he knew Nezha's intention without thinking carefully.

This guy always wants to kill his father, King Tuota, but King Tuota has the exquisite pagoda given by Tathagata Buddha to suppress Nezha, and King Tuota is extremely wary of Nezha. As long as he sees Nezha, Linglong Pagoda will never stop him. Never leave your hand.

So Nezha probably wanted to be like him and imitate the story of "The Wolf Cried" to lower the vigilance of King Tota.

But Fang Jian would never do such a thing, so Fang Jian immediately sternly rejected Nezha.

Nezha was very disappointed and stared at Fang Jian with resentment, making Fang Jian feel hairy all over.

However, this situation did not last long. Nezha quickly took out an invitation from the meson magic weapon, waved it in front of Fang Jian, and said: "Haha, Xiao Fang, what do you think this is? This is Invitation to the Flat Peach Conference, I’m going to the Flat Peach Conference soon.”

"..." Fang Jian rolled his eyes.

Nezha continued: "How about it? If you promise me, I will bring you some nine-thousand-year-old flat peaches. How about that?"

"No." Fang Jian waved his hand and said, "There is no way I will collude with you."

Nezha was furious: "What is complicity! This is father's kindness and son's filial piety! Don't you want to see my father and I 'clear away the old grudges and make peace as before'?"

Fang Jian said in surprise: "Reconciled as before? Didn't you and King Tota have bad relations from the beginning?" You must know that when Nezha was first born, King Tota wanted to kill Nezha as a monster.

These words once again successfully angered Nezha, and he became furious. A moment later, Nezha shouted "Wow!" and chased Fang Jian around the Tianyuan Court with a fire-tipped spear.

Zhou Zheng and Qin Yi, who had been listening to the conversation between Fang Jian and Nezha in the other courtyard, looked at each other, and then heard Qin Yi say: "This Master Hongqing's words are even more wicked than the third prince Nezha."

Master Zhou Zheng nodded and said with a serious face: "The third prince Nezha is so filial, which moves the world and the earth. He should be included in the 'Twenty-Five Filial Piety'."

Immediately Master Qin Yi looked at Master Zhou Zheng with wide eyes, and there was someone even more wicked in front of him.