"Fat man, it's okay. I have the ultimate trick. If you are really afraid of heights, I will hypnotize you directly. Then you won't feel anything. You can sleep all the way to the United States and wait for you to wake up again. When you come here, you will find that you are already standing on the soil of the United States." Lin Feng thought of the hypnosis technique that he had not used for a long time.
"Hypnosis? Real or fake? Isn't that a lie?" Fatty asked curiously.
"Of course it's true. Do you want to try it now? I can make you fall asleep immediately. Also, after you fall asleep, you will answer whatever I ask without any reservations. What color are your underwear?" They will tell me without reservation. Hehe!" Lin Feng smiled a little obscenely.
The fat man looked at Lin Feng and subconsciously lifted his belt, then said with contempt,
"Don't you have any bad habits?"
"You don't have to worry at all. I have my Shirley, do I still need you?"
...
The two of them were bickering like this, and before they knew it, it was time to board the plane. The fat man was busy bickering with Lin Feng, and he forgot to be nervous. This time, he was about to get on the plane, and he suddenly became nervous. Both legs were trembling a little. Lin Feng on the side saw it.
"No, Fatty, we haven't boarded the plane yet. Why are you so nervous? It's not too late to be nervous when flying." Although Lin Feng laughed, he still stepped forward to help Fatty. Hu Bayi on the side also They saw it, so the two of them helped the fat man one by one. People around him cast surprised looks, which made the fat man's face turn red. Hu Bayi couldn't stand that look, and his face was also slightly red. Only Lin Feng didn't care at all and looked calm.
Shirley and Yang stayed far away from them, for fear that others would know that they were together. With the help of the two of them, the fat man found a seat, asked Lin Feng for a hat to cover his face, and then began to lie down on the seat. Play dead. It wasn't until the plane started moving that the fat man became nervous again. Lin Feng handed him a plastic bag. The fat man said doubtfully,
"What are you giving me this for?"
"Why, you still want to vomit on someone else's plane. When you vomit, be more precise. I don't want to clean up your vomit." Lin Feng said with a look of contempt.
"I..." The fat man couldn't argue, so he could only accept the plastic bag obediently, with a look of despair on his face.
While the two were talking, the plane had already accelerated to its fastest speed. As a feeling of weightlessness came, the fat man's face suddenly changed. He gripped the armrests of the seat, and the veins on the back of his hands popped out. His expression was more frightening than meeting Zongzi. , until after a while, the plane stabilized at a certain altitude, the fat man breathed a sigh of relief, but he still did not relax. He told Lin Feng that his head was uncomfortable and he wanted Lin Feng to use his own trick to hypnotize him. .
Lin Feng gave him a hypnotic spell without hesitation. He really didn't want to see the fat man vomiting in the cabin. On the plane, it was better for the fat man to sleep.
Lin Feng saw that the fat man was fine and entered a state of cultivation. He also disliked flying. He had suffered from airsickness before, so even though he no longer became airsick after practicing, he still didn't like this kind of transportation.
By the time Lin Feng felt the huge change in altitude again and woke up from his training, the plane had already arrived over New York. It was morning and he could overlook the entire New York City. It could only be said that there were many tall buildings, and the Statue of Liberty stood not far away. In the 1980s, New York was probably the most developed city in the world at that time.
This also allowed Lin Feng to see the development situation of the United States at that time. Later, it was only after a lot of effort that the motherland could catch up with them.
When the plane landed smoothly at the airport, Lin Feng woke up the fat man who was sleeping like a dead pig next to him. The fat man opened his eyes in a daze and said,
"Madman, where are you? I was dreaming about marrying a wife just now. Why did you wake me up?"
"We have officially set foot on the territory of the United States, which means that when you just dreamed, you might marry a foreign girl." Lin Feng said with a smile.
"What, it's here. My daughter-in-law has just gotten married and is preparing for the wedding. How come she's here now? I thought she would have to give birth to at least four or five children before she can arrive." The fat man said, looking at the scenery outside the window.
"Okay, stop dreaming, pack up and let's go experience the style of New York and see how the ocean horses here are. With your size, you should be a good match for them. If you meet a blind one, maybe You can end your more than thirty years of single life."
Lin Feng and the fat man quarreled, and soon they left the airport. When the fat man saw the white people on the street, all of them tall and tall, he sighed,
"These guys eat well. Eating beef every day will make them taller. Look, Fatty, I was a tall guy in Beijing, but here I am at the lower-middle level. But this foreign The girls look really exciting, none of them like to wear clothes, which makes this old pervert like Lao Hu an advantage."
Hu Bayi was already very tired from flying, and he had no time to argue with the fat man at this time, so he simply ignored him and let him talk to himself.
As the landowner, Shirley Yang had already arranged for someone to pick them up. What came was an extended Lincoln. Apart from Lin Feng, they had never seen such a car in China. The fat man looked at the car back and forth. The car, I admired it in wonder,
"Miss Yang is good at playing, and she has such a beautiful car. If we had had this car when we went to southern Yunnan before, we wouldn't be so embarrassed."
"Then you are overthinking. If we drive this kind of car and show off in the city, why are we robbing tombs? You will be the center of attention wherever you go. Maybe the local county magistrate or something will chase you to make you invest. This is In New York, there are many luxury cars here, and this kind of thing is not a rare thing at the airport. The higher-end hotels use this kind of car to pick up VIPs." Lin Feng showed that he knew everything about it.
"How do you know?" The fat man looked unbelieving.
"Why, you don't believe it, then ask Shirley, how do I know this little bit of common sense? In this little New York, I've been around the whole place. Is there anything I don't know about in every nook and cranny? , I know exactly which sewers here lead to the underground vaults of Wall Street, especially in the most prosperous Manhattan, I can drive from the Brooklyn Bridge to the Empire State Building with my eyes closed."
What Lin Feng said is quite right. With his current mental strength and his familiarity with Manhattan in the world of "I Am Legend", he can definitely drive anywhere with his eyes closed.
"Miss Yang, is this lunatic bragging? Are the bridges and the Empire State Building he said are in New York?" The fat man really knew nothing about the United States.
"The places he mentioned are all there, but I don't know whether what he said is true or not, but it seems to me that he is mostly bragging. Who knows where I learned a little bit about New York and started bragging. ”
"Hey, I always wanted to keep a low profile, but I didn't expect that what I got in exchange was alienation and distrust. I stopped pretending and let my cards show. I am the former King of Manhattan. You give me an address. No need for a driver. I will keep a low profile. I can take you there just by driving with your eyes open." Lin Feng was also inspired by Shirley Yang to be competitive.
"Okay, my family lives in XXXXX. Just tell me how to get there. If you are right, it will prove that you are not lying."
"Isn't that near Central Park? From here all the way..., when I was hunting in Central Park before, you didn't know where it was." Lin Feng said effortlessly to go to Shirley The Yang family's route also surprised Shirley.
"Have you really been to Manhattan? Why haven't I heard you talk about it? You always surprise me." Shirley Yang finally confirmed that Lin Feng was really familiar with Manhattan.
"Not only in Manhattan, but in the entire United States, there is no place that I am not familiar with. I also lived on Santa Catalina Island for a while. The scenery there is really good, especially living in a small house by the sea. Going out to the beach every day to bask in the sun, enjoy the sea breeze, and look at beautiful women is simply an unparalleled enjoyment." Lin Feng began to brag about his experience.
"Have you ever been to Los Angeles? I also heard that Santa Catalina Island has beautiful scenery, but I didn't have time to go there. You actually lived there for a while. Why do I feel like you are an American?"
"Hey, don't stop, I am definitely a serious heavenly man, the roots are red, don't give me a hat."
...
Lin Feng was talking nonsense, while Shirley Yang kept asking Lin Feng some things about the United States. She was even more certain that Lin Feng had definitely stayed in the United States for a long time, otherwise he would never be so familiar with everything here.
