Chapter 270: Stinky Shuigouzi

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The fat man was also frightened by the sound coming out of his mouth, with a look of horror on his face. He could only cover his mouth with one hand to prevent himself from laughing, but he looked at the madman with pleading eyes.

"Fat man, it may hurt a little. You have to hold it back. Don't scream out. If you scream out, it will destroy your glorious and majestic image in our hearts for many years. If we accidentally spread it, it would not be good. Yes." Lin Feng said with a smile.

"Okay, madman, you should treat him quickly before the poison spreads." Seeing the fat man's painful look, Shirley Yang quickly advised him.

"Well, Lao Hu, you hold the fat man's hand and I'll heal him." Lin Feng said to Hu Ba.

Upon hearing this, Hu Bayi immediately went to control the fat man's hands. Lin Feng took out the dagger with one hand, poured some alcohol on it to disinfect it, then pinched the fat man's cheek with his left hand and said,

"Stick your tongue out!"

When the fat man heard the words, he obediently stuck out his tongue. Lin Feng used the light of Shirley Yang's flashlight and saw a sarcoma on the fat man's tongue. The sarcoma was shaped like a woman's head and looked very disgusting. Lin Feng Feng saw the opportunity and cut out the tumor with a knife. The fat man in pain retracted his tongue and squatted on the ground with his mouth in his hands and stamped his feet.

Seeing that the sarcoma had been removed, Shirley Yang quickly found medicine to stop the fat man's bleeding. Lin Feng pulled her and said,

"No need for medicine, I'll be fine."

Lin Feng directly used his Spring Breeze Rain Transformation Technique, and suddenly felt the spiritual energy around him quickly gathering towards his right hand, forming a green light ball in his palm, and then said to the fat man,

"Fat man, open your mouth."

The fat man who was squatting on the ground in pain glanced at Lin Feng when he heard this, and then stared at the green light ball in his hand. He was shocked and speechless. Although he couldn't say anything even if he wanted to say it, he just endured it. Pain opened his mouth, and all he saw was that the green light ball in Lin Feng's hand turned into droplets of green light along Lin Feng's palm, falling on his injured tongue like raindrops.

Then he felt a cool feeling coming from his tongue, which was in great pain just now, and then he no longer felt the pain.

"Hey, it's really good, Madman, it's great. I thought I was going to be mute. Thank you so much, Madman!" The fat man jumped up excitedly and hugged the Madman, who was crying. Shirley Yang and Hu looked at it. Both Bayi and Bayi were a little speechless.

"Okay, don't cry. A grown man, what's the point of crying? Also, I have to teach you a lesson. What did I tell you when I asked you to burn clothes? Don't take things randomly. You You just don't listen. Also, after I came out, I asked you specifically once and you still don't admit it?" Lin Feng pushed away the fat man who was crying on his shoulder and scolded.

The fat man muttered after hearing Lin Feng's scolding,

"I haven't always had a famous instrument in my hand, so I felt uneasy, so I touched the red dress and something like jade fell out from it, so I picked it up and looked at it. I remember When gold teeth are inspecting jade, they like to lick it with their tongue, so I tried it, and it turned out to be so bitter that it almost made me sick to death, but then I thought about it, maybe I could take it back and cheat it. A knowledgeable person, so I keep it.”

"Fat man, when that madman came out and asked you, why didn't you say anything?" Hu Bayi stood up and said.

"Aren't I afraid that you would scold me? That's why I didn't dare to say anything." Fatty glanced at Hu Badi.

Now they didn't know what to say to Fatty, but they all sighed at the same time. Fatty saw that everyone was a little disappointed with him, so he immediately assured everyone,

"Don't worry, after I go in, if I don't have your permission, I will never even take a broken shoe from Mr. Wang. Just trust me for the last time."

"Okay, don't make any more promises. That's all you have. But let me tell you, dangers are everywhere in this ancient tomb. If I remind you, you'd better keep it in mind and don't touch anything. , Although I have a lot of abilities, if you just burp, I won't be able to get your three souls and seven souls back from the Lord of Hell." Lin Feng solemnly reminded the fat man once.

"Madman, don't worry. After this, I will definitely listen to you and follow you." The fat man began to smile playfully.

Lin Feng ignored him and looked at the small doorway on the stone door.

"Is this the legendary Heavenly Gate you go to after becoming an immortal?"

"Yes, if you become an immortal, you will have to go out through this small door, so this is convenient for us. We don't have to spend so much effort to build the big stone door." Hu Badi said.

"Do you think there really were gods or something like that in ancient times? Why do so many people believe in the existence of gods?" Shirley Yang asked.

"I would have never believed it before, but since I learned about the various peculiarities of the madman, I have been a little shaken. You must know that all of his methods are fairy-like. For example, space is like a myth. The Sumerana Mustard Seed Technique and the ability to control water are like the Dragon King is still alive, as well as the healing ability just now, everything tells me that there may really be gods in this world." Hu Ba One expressed his opinion.

"Yes, yes, me too. I was a staunch atheist before, but the madman is right in front of you. You can't believe him even if you don't believe him. Isn't this self-deception? And when the madman treated me just now, I I feel cool for a while, and then I'm fine. It's exactly the same as before, and there's no problem with my tongue at all." The fat man quickly pushed the flattery up.

After listening to the two people bragging about themselves, Lin Feng's vanity was also satisfied. Seeing that Shirley Yang seemed to want to continue to brag, Lin Feng immediately interrupted,

"Okay, okay, don't talk about me. I'm not a god with my skills. I'm just a cultivator at best. I'm still far from a god. But I can tell you that in our world now There should be no gods, so we don’t need to discuss this issue now, let’s seize the time to go in and get the famous artifact.”

Lin Feng asked them to bring their equipment and put on gas masks. He himself filled the rest of the space with water, which would be used as a means to defend against enemies later. After all preparations were done, Lin Feng He took the lead in climbing up to the Tianmen holding Shirley Yang's diamond umbrella. After looking at the ground inside, he jumped down from the Tianmen.

"Okay, there's no danger, everyone, come down."

Lin Feng took a wolf-eye flashlight and looked around, and found that this was a tomb passage, with honor guards such as bronze chariots and soldiers on both sides. Moreover, the bronze chariots and horses here were extremely well preserved, better than the ones he had collected before. There were so many people that he already regretted that it was unnecessary to go to that place to collect the name device.

While regretting that Lin Feng's mental power did not stop, he kept retracting the bronze chariots and horses on both sides into the space. As he walked forward, the tomb passage became wider and wider, and some funerary objects, gold, silver, jade, etc. began to appear, and some Apart from these skeletons of animals, Lin Feng collected all he could into the space, an absolute three-light policy.

After walking forward for a while, the three of them suddenly saw three small bridges on the tomb path in front of them. Under the bridge was a pool of stagnant water, which was yellow and squeaking, like a smelly ditch.