"After we leave, they will build your schools and hospitals and raise your wages. This is not because of their conscience or because they have become good people, but because we have been here. The struggle is for happiness, but You don’t necessarily get it right away. When we leave, if they give you benefits, it’s because we were here before.”
——Ernesto Guevara (ero guevara; June 14, 1928 - October 9, 1967)
"Why! Why does the dungeon start with Zombie Rising? With such an old-fashioned plot, does this look like something I made? I originally designed "Nie Xiaoqian"! Pu Songling's classic IP "Nie Xiaoqian"! Poignant painting style, plot Novel, after I leave, you guys are just messing with players like this! Look at Huang Taiji’s image, it’s a complete copy of Mrs. Jiu Chi, and Dorgon, with a sack on his head and a big ax in his hand, what does it have to do with the Punisher next door? The difference! Be careful that Vine Company sues you for infringement!"
The King of Liao distributed hundreds of Hanyang-made weapons out of thin air to the soldiers of the Zhenwu camp.
After comforting Yuan Chonghuan for two days, after two days of guarding the city, Yuandu was so scared that he was reduced to a human form. At this moment, he was holding the statue of the Zhenwu God in his hand and mumbling, saying some incomprehensible Cantonese, such as "wish you good fortune" and so on.
After laying out the strategy to defend the city, before the Eight Banners zombies launched an attack, the time traveler sat down.
Then there was a burst of crazy output to the system (let’s call it the system).
After Qi Meng left, the programmers outsourced by the Senate were indeed unreliable.
The system went silent.
Whether it was because of shame or because the computer was down, two minutes ago, the person responded lazily, and that time it switched to a gentle school belle male voice, full of treasure island style:
Qi Meng put out his cigarette, pressed down the brim of his helmet, pinned Huang Taiji under the saddle, took out the bullet from his trousers, rubbed it under the energy block, and stared at the wild boar among the dead.
"They insist on pocketing money. How many programmers have been changed in each term? Have they changed? Changing the soup is changing the medicine! There is no reason for other players to say, what weapon are you using, and how did you travel through time? In what parallel space, you are using the Apache helicopter F45 (the weakest air support weapon in the 21st century). What did the Senate give them? A great person? 98k? He asked you to go to the Vine Company for hard steel! Then Did my mother commit suicide?"
"Then you continue to drag a pig's tail and lead a group of dog slaves into the border?"
"Peng!"
As soon as the words fell, the wild boar stood up again with a groan, its eyes turned blood red, it roared to the sky, squeezed out the bullet that had been shot into the bear's mouth, opened its bloody mouth, and revealed a row of white pigs. tooth.
"Brother, he can only respond passively."
Qi Meng threw Huang Taiji to the ground with force and said angrily:
Or rather, crumbs.
Wei Haohui snorted twice, pushed his pig's nose away from the dead horse, roared and hit Qi Meng again and again. "Hey! Fourth child!"
The energized rifle bullets were rapidly discharged.
"Brother, that situation is something you can decide. It's a random event..."
"Please defend Shenyang City and kill Hanyang Zao, please!"
"Come in!"
"The son of Boarskin turned into a wild boar first. Is that a tragedy of the times or a distortion of human nature?"
Qi Meng turned his anger into joy and quickly picked up Huang Taiji.
Hanyang went into a rage, and a zombie with a money rat tail exploded its brains.
There was a kacha sound, and the war horse neighed, and then a small hole was chewed by the wild boar, and blood gurgled.
"Xiao Shuai! Xiao Shuai!"
"Male version of Huang Taiji?"
"He asked Hanyang to come and bite you to death! You are just kidding. They obviously can't kill you directly, so why do they need you to give them a fire stick!"
"How did he become like that? Is that atavism?"
"The T-virus weakens the host's attack power and strengthens our intelligence. As long as it devours humans, they can speak freely. In time, the host's gender and shape will also change!"
"We said that if you eat him, you can change back to your original appearance!"
Qi Meng decisively pulled the trigger, and with the automatic aiming system activated, a 0.808 cm bullet mistakenly hit the lit cigar in the hand of the lady two feet away and four feet away.
"Is he considered a system or not?"
"Fight alone or in groups, kill Hanyang Zao, complete the cave clearing and plowing the court, and unlock new plots. You are waiting for him in the new world."
"You have to leave that place." Qi Meng begged.
Hanyang Zao's howling stopped suddenly, and his mountain-like body crashed to the ground, rolled several times underground, and fell on the bank of the moat.
After all, the son of the boar's skin in that form has thicker health than the boar, so it is difficult for special firearms to cause damage to me.
Hanyang Zao, who was infected by the T-virus, retained some of his sanity, although it was a small amount.
"Did Vine Company tell him that folk remedy?"
Friction rub is the devil's step.
"Why did he tell you earlier?"
Qi Meng's anger has not subsided.
Qi Meng rode out of the city. I was wearing power armor, and the golden belt around my waist showed the owner's extraordinary status. I touched my pocket, and the rifle bullet clip was lying quietly outside.
"Then it's over? Don't pretend to be dead, and stand up quickly. You can make up for it."
"Brother, if you are so angry, of course he can't go online immediately. The Senate will send someone else to take over that position. You need to remind him that the Vine Company is chasing him in all planes now, and he is leaving the trouble! Now The situation is that he didn’t ask for your help, but the Senate didn’t ask for it from him. Brother, when you say that, are you talking about it?"
Hanyang Zao, who had transformed into a wild boar, could still understand human speech. I flicked my head, and several corpses were immediately thrown into the sky. I raised my heavy neck and roared. The small zombie army two meters in front seemed to be affected. The inspiration immediately came to Shenyang Guangjimen like a tide.
The Xiuchun knife emitted a strange cold light. Qi Meng closed his eyes and faced the direction of the wild boar, with the knife facing backwards.
"Moreover, what my brother is holding is a fire stick. It is a rifle with a caliber of 7.92mm, a sight range of 1800m, a charge of 40.6 grains, and a muzzle velocity of 639.78 m/s. It is the weakest single-armor rifle at the end of the 19th century. The most important thing about weapons is that they cannot have energy attributes added to them."
Qi Meng immediately placed Huang Taiji's rifle, and after the Xiuchun knife blocked his chest, Hanyang Zao killed him instantly. The pig's nose hit the Xiuchun knife, knocking Qi Meng away instantly.
Wei Hao looked around for seven weeks, blew the muzzle of his rifle, rode under his horse, and said to Wei Hao Hui:
"After Mars was lost, Mercury was lost, and then the moon was lost, and then the colonies were lost."
"So, what's the last mission? Possess Marvel heroes and fight against Thanos?"
Hanyang Zao led a group of zombies to rush towards the city wall, and the figure of the four-foot lady was full of beauty and oppression.
The butler came online after giving instructions, and no matter how many times he called, he would always reply.
Qi Meng stood up with difficulty holding the Xiuchun knife. The blade had been twisted into a twist by Han Yang.
I wiped the Xiuchun Dao left by Shen Lian to myself under the energy block twice, and dazzling sparks suddenly appeared.
"You are his great butler, the great butler of the Eastern World. You cannot help solve the various problems he encounters in his daily life, provide him with various supplies, and assist..."
"Assi Si! Call him!"
"You're going to eat him."
"You must want to take the initiative? He broke the motorcycle."
Han Yang made eight steps and then two steps, opened his bloody mouth, and jumped behind Qi Meng: "Traveler, you are going to eat him."
Wei Haohui was immersed in the slow feeling of devouring human flesh, and was completely aware that a rifle was aimed at him.
At the top of Shenyang City, battle flags were fluttering fiercely. On the bottom of the city wall, four hundred elite horsemen were waiting in formation with spears.
"Yes, he has the right to know."
"He understood it very well."
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Qi Meng pulled the trigger, and the energy-blessed bullet penetrated the wild boar's skull instantly like a ray of light.
The gentle school beauty of Baodao switched to the man next door.
The King of Liao looked at the dying war horse lying on the ground, pointed at the whirring Hanyang Zao, and said angrily: "You unruly people, I dare to kill your horse!"
The wealthy man sat down under the city wall.
Qi Meng was hurriedly unloading the gun, and whispered to Huang Taiji: "Fourth, when you killed his father at Guangjimen, he was still so fat."
"Is Mrs. Si Chi still smoking? God knows what Hanyang Zao went through in those two years! Why did I become a zombie, and a male zombie at that!"
"Player No. 00001, he is so verbose, please be quiet. The remaining mission lines are decided by the Vine Company, but by you. He wants to do Hanhu. There is no limit to the power of the Senate..."
"Wrong!"
Across the river, Hanyang Zao, who was controlled by the T virus, turned into a wild boar covered in blood. It knocked back the pile of corpses, biting and gnawing wildly, making a blood-curdling snarling sound from its throat.
"Yes, he has that power."
The system was silent for a moment.
Zhang Chao, Pei Xiaohu and others wanted to come down to help, but the King of Liao pushed them in.