Chapter 407: Bathing in the Tianhe water, why does it smell a bit nasty?

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The peeing continued.

Chu Xiu put his hands on his hips, feeling intoxicated.

"With my current physique, the urine I pee is just as strong as ordinary ginseng." Chu Xiu thought with interest, and suddenly remembered some plots from one of the four famous works in his previous life, "Journey to the West" .

He remembered that there was an episode where three brothers, Sun Wukong, Zhu Bajie, and Monk Sha, pretended to be Sanqing, and peed three times on three monsters who were national preceptors in a certain country, and gave them to the three monsters as fairy liquid. drink.

When Chu Xiu saw this plot in his previous life, he found it quite funny.

Looking back now, he suddenly felt that if the targets of Sun Wukong, Zhu Bajie, and Monk Sha's pranks were ordinary mortals, the results might be different.

Sun Wukong, Zhu Bajie, and Monk Sha are all gods, and the urine they pee may have a certain divinity.

Just like in another movie and TV series "Seven Fairies of Joy", a random mouthful of phlegm spitted out by a broom star can give mortals certain abilities.

"If my urine can cover the entire underworld, does this count as protecting all living beings?"

Thinking of this, Chu Xiu grinned and peeed a little harder.

Underworld domain.

There is already a master bathing in the "Falling Tianhe". He is ecstatic, raising his head, opening his mouth, and drinking the Tianhe water.

"Mad's bad luck, this bastard actually came out on top!" The masters who had not yet arrived at Tianhe cursed angrily, their eyes turning red with jealousy.

They burst out in speed again, like comets, rushing straight towards the falling Milky Way.

More and more people were bathing in the falling Tianhe River. They all opened their mouths and drank crazily from the Tianhe River. Without exception, everyone's face showed the ultimate ecstasy.

Especially some of the very old guys, all of them burst into tears and were unspeakably happy. While drinking Tianhe water, they sighed, "God has treated me well."

Jin'ao Island.

Taoist Tongtian and Taoist Luo Bao watched helplessly as more and more people poured into the falling Tianhe River, and their eyes became a little red.

"How about we..." Taoist Tongtian couldn't calm down. Seeing others rushing into Tianhe, he just felt that these people were seizing his opportunity.

Taoist Luo Bao stared at the top of the Tianhe River, his expression suddenly changed, "It's going to stop."

Taoist Tongtian was startled and quickly looked at the 'Jianmu Sacred Tree'. He clearly saw that in the center of the sacred tree's strange canopy, the water from the Tianhe River began to decrease rapidly.

Both of them secretly thought something was wrong. Almost at the same moment, their figures turned into streams of light and rushed straight into the still falling Tianhe River.

The experts who were still observing the situation in the dark also saw that the water of the Tianhe River was about to be cut off. They couldn't help but become anxious. With almost no hesitation, they rushed out one after another and ran straight towards the falling Tianhe River.

For a while.

The Mingtian Domain, centered on the Tianhe River, is bustling with activity.

The strong men in the Netherworld Territory are all dividing the falling water of the Tianhe River.

"Why does the river water smell so bad today?" A master muttered to himself. Seeing everyone around him drinking heavily and refining it with all their strength, he did not dare to lag behind and continued to drink wildly.

"Something's not right. Why can't I feel the divinity contained in the Tianhe water?" Taoist Tongtian sent a message to Taoist Luo Bao. He had just sucked in a large amount of Tianhe water. In addition to feeling a bit strange, there was no other reason. I have never felt how much energy is contained in the Tianhe water.

Luo scooped up the message, "Don't worry about it for now, hurry up to the sky, I feel that the Jianmu Sacred Tree is leaving."

"leave?"

Taoist Tongtian's heart tightened, and he immediately turned into a stream of light, swimming upstream in the falling Tianhe River.

Many experts in Tianhe have noticed that the Jianmu Sacred Tree no longer flows with Tianhe water, and is shaking as if it is about to leave.

"Quickly, catch up. This may be your chance to ascend."

An old guy shouted urgently, and his figure was swimming upstream at an unparalleled speed.

For a time, most experts were swimming against the current.

During this process, some people took action to attack the people around them in order to reach the Jianmu Sacred Tree faster and to monopolize the Jianmu Sacred Tree.

Small-scale chaos broke out one after another.

The upper side of the barrier between heaven and earth.

After urinating, Chu Xiu shook slightly. He took half a step forward, leaned forward, the tip of his nose touched the barrier of heaven and earth, and half of his body was pressed into the barrier of heaven and earth.

Everything in the Mingtian Domain came into view in an instant.

In the realm of Hades.

The experts who were flying high into the sky were startled when they saw the huge figure suddenly emerging from the sky, and they stopped immediately.

Everyone held their breath and looked at the huge and boundless figure on the top of the sky in shock.

Taoist Luo Bao and Taoist Tongtian looked at each other with unspeakable horror in their eyes.

At first glance, they noticed the face of the god in the sky, and they all found that the face distorted by the distortion of space was actually exactly the same as Chu Xiu's face.

This made both of them unable to calm down.

"Wocao, this isn't the fucking Jianmu Sacred Tree!" Suddenly, someone swore.

Everyone was startled, and all raised their heads to look at the huge god at the top of the sky.

"grass##%&!"

"Nima...%¥...%%."

"How could it be %¥¥¥%vomit..."

"Pee? Pee? Pee!!!"

"..."

The sound of retching continued, and the faces of all the masters in the Underworld Territory turned green.

The faces of Taoist Tongtian and Taoist Luo Bao also seemed to be frozen.

The next moment, both of their old faces turned green.

Urine!

What they just drank turned out to be this huge god's urine.

Where is the Tianhe?

That was clearly the urine of this giant god!

After seeing the truth clearly, the mentality of all the masters of the Underworld Territory collapsed.

Being able to appear in the Tianhe, without exception, they were all the most talented people in the Netherworld Realm.

How can their pride allow them to drink urine?

Not even the urine of gods!

of course there are exceptions.

"The immortal liquid of the gods should have divinity, right?" Many old monsters on the verge of death thought this way luckily.

"This is a naked humiliation to us. Even if he is a god, he shouldn't be like this!"

"Does he really think of us as ants? That's so arrogant."

"Fuck, it's so fucking big!"

"No wonder I feel that Tianhe water has a bit of a stinky smell. It's really fucking piss."

"Is the god's urine also sexy?"

"..."

The crowd was furious, and many people were glaring at the God at the top of the sky.

"Why are there so many black spots?" A muttering that resounded throughout the Netherworld suddenly came from the mouth of the huge god.

In an instant.

The entire Hadian Realm seemed to be still.

All the masters shut their mouths and did not dare to breathe.

The talented master who was cursing the gods just now felt regretful and hoped that the gods would not hear him.

Even Taoist Luo Bao and Taoist Tongtian, who had doubts about the identity of the gods, felt anxious for a while.

Really, this god is too big!