Emperor Qian clenched his fists, and the fierce light in his eyes was like the most ferocious beast.
"Five years ago, your most beloved Concubine Liu had already made a lifelong commitment to someone before she entered the palace, and she had already given her body to Mr. Shentu." Li Xianyuan continued.
Emperor Qian stared at Li Xianyuan and suddenly smiled. His smile was full of sarcasm, "Don't you think that, like you, I have been a eunuch for half my life, and I don't even know whether a woman is a virgin?" Can’t tell the difference?”
"Maybe." Li Xianyuan said noncommittally, "I only know that there is a thing called blood tofu. When it is hit, it will melt into blood."
Emperor Qian's face froze.
Yiming frowned slightly, not knowing what he meant.
Above the palace, in the white clouds.
Chu Xiu's eyes were even more strange.
This time, even the Emperor Wu’s eyes flashed with a hint of speechlessness.
Both of them are real men who have experienced women, so they naturally understand what Li Xianyuan wanted to express when he mentioned "blood tofu".
"Interesting." Chu Xiu chuckled.
This time, he really didn't expect that such a thing actually existed in this world.
He thought it only existed in the previous life.
"I have to say that this junior of yours is quite honest." Chu Xiu praised him.
"Honest? That doesn't sound like a nice thing to say." Emperor Wu's figurines fell into disarray. He was really speechless. He had seen future generations of useless emperors, but he had never seen such a useless person like the contemporary Emperor Qian.
It's okay that the queen was kidnapped. After all, the other person was the second gentleman of Suzaku Academy.
But the dignified harem is so obscene, it is simply an insult to the Li family!
"Honest people are originally good words." Chu Xiu could only say this. The original words of praise were turned into 'taken advantage of' by the little fairies who messed around one after another.
Imperial Palace, Imperial Study Room.
Emperor Qian's anger could no longer be suppressed.
He didn't want to believe every word Li Xianyuan said, but every word he said hit his dignity hard.
Li Xianyuan continued to talk.
Everything he said was factual and related to the harem.
As the commander of the Long Yuan Guard, he was one of the people Emperor Qian trusted the most, and he was once half disabled. There was probably no one in the world who knew the various things in the harem better than Li Xianyuan.
Emperor Qian's eyes were filled with bloodshot eyes, and in just a moment, he had put on no fewer than ten cuckolds on his head.
Compared to the many concubines in the harem, the ratio of ten cuckolds is actually quite rare.
However, the color of cuckolds is usually extremely bright and dazzling.
To the end.
Li Xianyuan looked at Emperor Qian, "Every time you mention a beautiful woman in front of me, I will stay in the palace and help you watch the concubines and concubines weave cuckolds for you.
At your feet, under the dragon chair, there is a secret compartment. Every time I observe, I will record the complete process for you and put it in this secret compartment.
If you are interested, you can take it out and read it carefully. "
"Bastard!" Emperor Qian couldn't bear it any longer. He stood up suddenly and glared at Li Xianyuan, "You are looking for death!"
Li Xianyuan nodded, "Yes, I came to see you and told you all this just to anger you."
"Don't be fooled by him." Yiming on the side warned, "If you kill him now, it will be difficult to deal with my disciple in the future."
Emperor Qian calmed down a little, but still glared at Li Xianyuan, the anger in his heart hard to calm down.
In fact, after Li Xianyuan was castrated, he knew that Li Xianyuan would never be as loyal to him as before.
But no matter how he thought about it, he never expected that Li Xianyuan would sit and watch the harem's fornication and silently record it in the book.
It's simply despicable and insidious.
Yiming added comfortingly: "Actually, this is not a big deal. Men should still put their careers first. What's more, you have a harem of at least a thousand women, and a dozen of them can't help but feel lonely. This is too normal. But that's it.
Even in Lingshan Temple, there are one to two hundred monks every year who cannot stand the strict rules and regulations, break the rules, or simply flee Lingshan Temple. "
Emperor Qian's face stiffened, could this be the same?
"Master is still open-minded." Li Xianyuan looked at Yiming and praised sincerely.
For a moment, he couldn't tell whether Master Yiming really thought this way or if he was deliberately mocking Emperor Qian.
Even Chu Xiu, who was playing backgammon in the white clouds, was a little confused for a moment.
In the past, he thought he knew this cheap master fairly well.
But during this encounter, after hearing the inexplicable reason why Cheap Master harmed him, he discovered that his understanding of this Cheap Master might only be superficial.
"This monk has a stronger mind than you." The Wu Huang human figurine praised.
"Haha~." Chu Xiu chuckled, and then couldn't help but smile and sigh, "If you want to live a decent life, you have to dye your hair green."
The Wuhuang Terracotta Warriors were speechless for a moment as they understood Chu Xiu's words.
Imperial Palace, Imperial Study Room.
Yiming looked at Li Xianyuan and felt that this man's praise was not very satisfying. He hesitated and asked: "Do men also have absolute possessiveness for women they don't love?"
He felt that it would be understandable if Li Xianyuan couldn't bear Pei Yi's affair with his disciple.
After all, Li Xianyuan only had Pei Yiren as his wife, and he was willing to castrate himself for Pei Yiren. This love was too deep.
But Emperor Qian may not recognize all of the three thousand beauties in his harem, so why should he care too much about which concubine will commit adultery with another man?
In Yiming's view, the concubines in the harem committing adultery are just like the monks in Lingshan Temple who broke the precepts and should be punished according to the law.
Li Xianyuan smiled and said: "Master can understand that His Majesty the Emperor is not broad-minded enough."
"I am not as broad-minded as you." Emperor Qian sneered, "During the days when Pei Yiren followed Chu Xiu, the two of them may have been incompatible with each other. You are really broad-minded and don't care at all.
After you die, I will posthumously make you a cuckold, and your coffin, your cemetery, and even your tombstone will be dyed green for you. "
Li Xianyuan said calmly: "This can't be changed, the fact that you have a lot of cuckolds on your head."
Emperor Qian's face turned black, and his anger surged again.
"Master Li, is my disciple nearby?" Yiming suddenly asked.
Li Xianyuan frowned slightly and did not answer.
Yiming said softly: "Then he must be able to hear the conversation here."
Emperor Qian's face stiffened again.
"Yi Ming, I suggest you mind your own business." At this time, Chu Xiu's voice came far into the imperial study room, "Your level is not high enough to participate in this kind of thing."
"Really?" Yiming whispered, smiling, "Do you want to keep Mr. Li?"
"What? You want to take action?" Chu Xiu sneered.
Yiming shook his head, "He kowtowed to me three times. He was sincere and sincere, but he was much more filial than you. How could I kill him?"
Above the palace, in the white clouds.
Chu Xiu frowned and said coldly: "There is not much affection between master and disciple between us. If you do something that exceeds my bottom line, don't blame me for bullying my master and destroying my ancestors later!"
"My teacher has a plan that will prevent you from saving Master Li no matter what. Do you believe it or not?"
"My good disciple."
