Now he was really helpless. The person riding the horse was also a Taoist temple. It would not be an exaggeration to call it a hut.
There is a broken wooden board on the ground next to it, with two poems written crookedly on it.
The sword is brilliant, chasing thousands of evil spirits and returning overseas,
The flags flicker, inviting blessings to the world!
Li Yi was even more surprised after reading it. The key was that a few of the twenty words seemed to be written wrong.
If he hadn't seen the skills of this shabby Taoist back then, he wouldn't have believed that the person living here would be an expert. It would not be an exaggeration to call him a liar.
No matter how calm Li Yi is, he can't hide the disgust on his face at this moment.
It is said that Taoists have always cultivated their minds and bodies, but it doesn’t have to be so difficult, right?
Ye Qingluan frowned. Seeing Li Yi's disgusted face, he smiled and said: "Your Majesty, you are already here, why don't you go and find out. Maybe he is really an outsider with a humble appearance."
"Maybe this shabby Taoist is just a blind cat who met a dead mouse. He is a liar at all." Li Yi shook his head repeatedly.
"You're all here, let's take a look. How about we go on an outing as my concubine?" Ye Qingluan pulled Li Yi towards the thatched house.
Li Yi glanced at the thatched house, raised his hand, and more than a dozen figures fell to the ground, half-kneeling and bowing their heads.
"Leave three people behind and keep the others under martial law!" Li Yi ordered.
We're all here, let's take a look. With this thought in mind, a few people approached this shabby thatched house. The stone steps were covered with moss, the walls were covered with cobwebs, and the yard was overgrown with weeds. It didn't look like there was anyone at all. Traces of habitation.
Li Yi and Ye Qingluan walked in slowly and shouted several times, but no one responded, so they could only bite the bullet and continue walking into the house.
Through the leaky walls, he could see at a glance that the room was also in tatters. In the middle, on the recliner with only half of his legs, was an old man covered in tatters. He was the same man he met that day.
The pungent smell of alcohol hit your face, mixed with the stench, which made people laugh.
However, it is worth mentioning that the portraits of Sanqing hanging in the main hall are spotless and neat as new.
"Abandon the emperor, stand firm and return to the great road, regard the gods as their own, sit high on the throne of emperor and master the mysteries." Taoist Taoist Master stretched his waist and muttered in his mouth.
Turning his head, he went back to sleep.
Li Yi's face was ugly. He was also a Taoist priest. How about his immortal demeanor and his refined temperament?
Behind him, Ye Qingluan looked serious, nodded repeatedly, and said, "Good poem."
Li Yi curled his lips, where did he hear that it was a good poem, and his appearance was really too elegant, so he just let it go, and stretched out his hand to pull Ye Qingluan over, "Forget it, go back to the palace, go back to life Prince."
"Your Majesty, how could you give up halfway!" Ye Qingluan's firm eyes made Li Yi give up the idea of returning to the palace.
Forget it, are you here?
"Hmph, if he is a charlatan, don't blame me for sending people to jail him!" Li Yi frowned and decided to clean up this shabby Taoist.
The world is not peaceful and the people are in poverty. These charlatans are popping up like maggots, pretending to predict good and bad luck, and helping people to relieve their misfortunes. But behind the scenes, they are defrauding people of their money, which is unscrupulous.
Li Yi had heard about this a long time ago, and he just wanted to take this opportunity to kill this evil wind!
At this moment, the old Taoist suddenly stood up and stretched, with a lazy look on his face, "Hey, the old Taoist did his fortune-telling last night and knew that someone would come to give me money early in the morning, and it turned out to be true."
Li Yi snorted coldly, "Humph, my money is not so easy to get, be careful not to save your life!"
"Hahaha, the old Taoist has done the math for himself. His lifespan has not yet come, and he can't die even if he wants to." The Taoist Taoist Master didn't take it seriously at all.
"Yeah?"
"I have to see if you can die today!" Li Yigang raised his head, and at this moment, the door opened with a bang.
"Dear guest, how about we come in and have a chat?"
Li Yi wanted to see what kind of medicine this shabby Taoist was selling in the gourd, so he simply walked in without hesitation.
"Wait a minute, go out and let the girl in!"
As soon as these words came out, Li Yi was confused, Ye Qingluan was also confused, and even the three masters of internal machine monitoring looked puzzled.
"Okay, Qingluan, be careful!" Li Yi suppressed the anger in his heart and made up his mind. Regardless of whether Taoist Taoist Taoist is a liar or not, he must let him know why today's flowers are so red!
Seeing Li Yi holding his breath, Ye Qingluan couldn't help but cover his mouth and chuckle, his big eyes dripping, "Husband, wait a moment, I'll go and find out."
Li Yi was silent, his thoughts complicated.
It has to be said that the waters of the rivers and lakes are really deep, and there are countless talented people and strangers hiding in them, living alone and standing alone in the world.
But this?
He really doesn't look like an outsider at all.
Rather like a scoundrel!
Taoist Taoist Taoist stood up, held up the wine jar, took a long drink, then burped and wiped his mouth vigorously with his dirty sleeves.
Ye Qingluan couldn't help but ask: "Do you dare to ask if the chief can predict good or bad luck?"
"Yes, of course..." The moment Taoist Taoist Master turned around, he woke up from the wine and stared at Ye Qingluan, his whole body trembling, "You...your face!"
"What's wrong with my face?" Ye Qingluan subconsciously touched his face.
"I'll go, my bones have phoenix patterns, my skin has phoenix feathers, my mother will honor the world, and the world will be blessed!"
The broken Taoist jumped up and down, as if he was going crazy, and finally clapped his hands and said, "Okay, okay, it's really like this. This is the first time in my life that the old Taoist has seen it. It's the first time, he is born with a phoenix life!"
"No, who are you? Are you the current queen?"
As soon as this statement came out, the whole audience was shocked.
Especially Li Yi was stunned on the spot. He had always thought that this shabby Taoist was a charlatan!
Just one glance directly revealed Ye Qingluan’s true identity!
What's happening here?
Don't forget, since Ye Qingluan married into the palace, she has always abided by the royal rules. She never left the front door or stepped forward from the second door. She has always stayed in the palace. Ordinary people have never seen her true appearance.
But the broken Taoist priest actually said that she was the mother of Yi Tianxia. Isn't that the current empress?
"Quickly tell me, who is it?"
"Aren't you the current empress? That's amazing. Sooner or later you will enter the palace and become the queen of one person, the queen of thousands of people, and the mother of the world."
"I dare to ask the future empress to reward me with tens of thousands of taels of gold and leave a coffin board for me."
Taoist Taoist Master has gone completely crazy, jumping up and down in the room, circling around Ye Qingluan like crazy, with a look of chicken thieves on his face.
Li Yi was completely speechless. This old Taoist is not a serious person!
He immediately opened the door and walked in, pulled Ye Qingluan back to him, and said coldly: "Old Taoist, do you still remember me?"
"You...you..." Seeing Li Yi, Taoist Taoist Master Stuttered again, "You are still alive, how is this possible!"
These words made Ye Qingluan, who had always been calm, frown, and his tone suddenly became unkind, "Old Taoist Priest, are you cursing my husband?"
"No, I...wait, what, your husband!" Taoist Taoist Master looked like he had heard something surprising.
"real or fake?"
Li Yi pulled Ye Qingluan to his side without hesitation and kissed her hard, "This is still fake."
The broken Taoist stretched his neck and his beard swayed up and down, "Boy, you are lucky enough to marry such a wife. It's amazing, it's amazing!"
"You don't even want to be successful!"
"Damn it, God is really blind. With your virtues as a kid, you can't compare with the old Taoist. It's really unfair. The good cabbage has been given to the pig!" The old Taoist stared at Li Yi with a jealous look on his face, looking like he couldn't wait to see it. Ate Li Yi.
Ye Qingluan's eyebrows were furrowed, and she felt displeased. She wanted to teach this old talker a lesson. He was bullying others too much and had no rules at all.
"Old Taoist, watch your words!" The master of internal machine surveillance frowned and became furious. He moved the long knife in his hand slightly. How dare you fight with today's emperor? Are you tired of living?
Unexpectedly, the old Taoist was not afraid at all. He glanced around and curled his lips and said: "You guys are all full of anger, but it's amazing. In the future, all of you will be able to become marquises and prime ministers."
The internal machine monitoring experts mentioned all couldn't hide their joy, and the anger in their hearts disappeared in the blink of an eye.
The old Taoist's eyes fell on Li Yi again, he shook his head and counted for a long time, and finally swallowed hard and said, "Death!"
"What does it mean to die?" Ye Qingluan also sensed that something was wrong, and his palms became sweaty.
The old Taoist stared at Li Yi seriously, "You are destined to die, and you must die violently. And according to your destiny, you should have died a long time ago."
"Eh, no, that's not right, you, how are you still alive?"