"What is magic?" Tu Shanjin asked humbly after hearing the new vocabulary from the underworld.
"You can understand it as a spell, which generally does not exist in real life."
"Continue to tell me my clever ideas."
When it comes to making trouble, Yun Yaoyao's eyes are bright: "Tu Shanze knows how to take advantage of people's tendency to gossip about people's personal affairs and come up with this. Naturally, I can use this to fight back."
"Gossip, the more bloody it is, the more it turns around, the more explosive it is, the more annoying it is!"
"The story of Tu Shanze relies on the regrets of childhood sweethearts, the misery of lovers who are tricked by fate and cannot get married, and the novelty of a majestic king being cuckolded."
"Then my story is more complicated."
Yun Yaoyao took on the posture of a storyteller, sitting upright with lively eyebrows.
"The world only knows that King Ze is romantic and affectionate, and he is humble and considerate to every woman. Therefore, there are countless women who voluntarily enter Prince Ze's palace, and this has become a good story."
"But what the world doesn't know is that King Ze suffers from a rare hidden disease called skin thirst syndrome. He has an abnormal need to touch women's skin. If he doesn't touch a woman's skin more than ten times a day, he will have difficulty breathing and feel uncomfortable all over! "
"This disease has made King Ze extremely troubled and painful. He also brought the women into the back house to relieve his skin thirst syndrome. In fact, he doesn't love any of them!"
"Until..." Yun Yaoyao prolonged his voice, "He fell ill again when he met Yun Yaoyao, and had no choice but to touch Yun Yaoyao's arm."
"Just because of this one touch, King Ze didn't get sick again for half a month!"
"Recalling the shocking glimpse that day, my heart beat like thunder. King Ze knew that his destiny in life had appeared!"
"From then on, a bad relationship began..." Speaking of this, Yun Yaoyao drank a cup of tea.
"Wang Ze chased love again and again, but was rejected many times. He was frustrated and suffered from skin thirst syndrome. He started to hate her because of love and began a journey of heart abuse! From then on, she ran away from him and bullied him, and he took advantage of her by force. Robbed and imprisoned in a small dark room, she has no wings to fly but would rather die than surrender!"
"Unexpectedly, during a palace banquet, Yun Yaoyao lurked in hiding and used assassination to marry her beloved Majesty!"
"My fiancée turned into a sister-in-law. Seeing the two of them loving each other, Tu Shanze was filled with jealousy and his temperament changed drastically. He became dark and twisted!"
"After secretly stumbling upon his imperial brother and imperial sister-in-law, and falling in love with each other, Tu Shanze was shocked to realize one day that he had also fallen in love with his own imperial brother! The forbidden love that could not be revealed made him feel more and more sad. pain..."
Yun Yaoyao followed Tu Shanze's example, holding her head and roaring in a low voice: "I am definitely not the only person in the world who has fallen in love with both women and men... No, I only love Yun Yaoyao! ...But why did I feel like I was cut into pieces when I saw the royal brother being intimate with her, and I wanted to hide him in Prince Ze’s Mansion and only show him to me!"
"Who do I love..."
The expression of the audience Tu Shanjin at this moment: jaw dropped ipg.
After Yun Yaoyao finished her performance, she thought of something else: "Oh, that's right! I almost forgot about Tu Shanze being sterilized!"
Yun Yaoyao cleared her throat and continued vividly: "On the day of the Double Ninth Festival palace banquet, Yun Liang's counterattack turned Tu Shanze into a eunuch prince, and he completely turned into a black man... Okay (omitting the 10,000-word story about Yaoyao's bloody explosion)..."
After saying that, Yun Yaoyao explained them thoughtfully, fearing that Tu Shanjin might not understand the meaning of several new terms in the story just now.
"How is it?" Yun Yaoyao raised her eyebrows slightly, "Isn't this story more attractive than the one compiled by Tu Shanze?"
Although Tu Shanjin was mentally prepared, he was also shocked by Yun Yaoyao's story.
Not only was it more attractive, it was simply too...too...too...Tu Shanjin couldn't think of words to describe it for a while.
It is estimated that Tu Shanze's biological mother had to raise her body immediately after hearing this story.
Yun Yaoyao thought that Tu Shanjin thought this method was too immoral and sinister, although the story was quite immoral, so she sat down in front of him and prepared to give him some advice.
Unexpectedly, Tu Shanjin suddenly raised his head and met her eyes: "A little more."
"What?"
"After Tu Shanze became a black man, he used all means to collude with the Huns, betrayed intelligence, and traded two border cities in exchange for a group of iron-blooded cavalry, in order to commandeer the imperial city, kill his brother, seize his wife, and sit on the throne!"
Yun Yaoyao was stunned for a moment, looking into each other's serious eyes, the corners of their lips unconsciously curved slightly.
This rumor was so clever that it directly blocked Tu Shanze's path to rebellion in the future!
Now that the story is there, the next step is how to spread it.
Regarding this point, Yun Yaoyao has more experience.
"Today we are fighting a war of public opinion. In order to fight a war of public opinion in our underworld, four kinds of people may be indispensable."
“They are marketing accounts, influencers, trolls and public relations!”
Yun Yaoyao explained the meaning of these four terms to Tu Shanjin respectively.
"I am smart and witty, so of course I am the publicist." proud Yaoyao Qianqian boasted.
"As for the marketing account, it can be a storyteller, a theater troupe, or the group of women in Manyulou. They are responsible for polishing and spreading this story in different forms for me."
"A big V with appeal and many fans, Mr. Fugui is the most suitable one, so let him be the one."
"As for the navy, you can bribe some ordinary people and beggars, or let the Dragon Shadow Guards disguise themselves a little and sneak into the ordinary people!"
With a few simple words, Yun Yaoyao immediately arranged the talents under her hands clearly.
"He throws his dirty water, and I throw my dirty water. The final result of this public opinion war depends on who is better!" There was a coldness in Yun Yaoyao's eyes.
Tu Shanjin didn't have any worries about the rumor crisis at this moment. He silently lit a stick of incense for Tu Shanze in his heart.
It’s not good to offend anyone, but you have to offend Yun Yaoyao. Now it’s okay, you will be retaliated.
Wish yourself luck.
Early the next morning, Yun Yaoyao and a group of people left the princess' mansion.
The Wanfu cabin left the shore and headed towards the capital. Du Luoling reluctantly waved a small handkerchief to Tu Shanjin on the shore.
Yun Yaoyao, you must complete the system tasks as soon as possible~~~
It was late at night when Yun Yaoyao arrived at the palace. After taking a bath, she put on light clothes and headed towards Xiwan Palace.
The three-day period mentioned to Nizi would be over in half an hour. She couldn't figure out Yongjiao's thoughts to begin with, but Yun Yaoyao didn't want anything else to happen.
Stepping into Xiyuan Palace, Yun Yaoyao immediately put on a majestic yet warm and kind smile.
"What a big boy, daddy is here to see you!"
Unexpectedly, as soon as they entered the scene, the two people sitting by the pavilion turned their heads.
The Queen Mother looked less crazy, yawning and looking aggrieved.
Hu Yanmu looked even more sick. He smiled coldly, put the fish food in his hand on the table, and stood up.
In the pond behind him, there were many koi carp floating with their bellies turned white, as if they were strangled to death.
Hu Yanmu's eyebrows were smiling as he stared at Yun Yaoyao, his gaze giving rise to a feeling of suffocation clinging to the throat.
"If you don't come, I'm going to rot and stink with these koi carps~"
