As soon as these words were spoken, both of them were surprised.
Di Shunzhi was the first to whisper: "Kiss me, kiss me~"
Tu Shanjin's throat rolled, his eyes met Yun Yaoyao's, and the tips of his ears quietly changed color.
He stood up and walked towards Yun Yaoyao, his steps gradually becoming firmer.
Now that you know what disease you have, face it head on.
The further development of what the good imperial physician said would start with a kiss.
Although it takes a certain amount of courage to kiss yourself.
Tu Shanjin walked up to Yun Yaoyao, leaned down, and put his hand on the back of Yun Yaoyao's neck. The distance between the two suddenly became closer.
"Your Majesty, is it okay?" A soft and ambiguous voice came from his throat, and Tu Shanjin's face turned red.
The low, hoarse male voice with a forced composure replied to him: "My beloved concubine kisses me, of course..."
Before she finished speaking, warm lips came up and blocked all Yun Yaoyao's words in her throat.
"Well...!"
"Wow!" The three pairs of eyes on the sidelines widened in excitement.
His Majesty was forcibly kissed by his empress, and he was still in such a shameful position. It was simply... simply... so exciting!
In Di Shunzhi's mind, he had already conceived more than a dozen shameful stories, such as "Your Majesty, Your Majesty, Don't Try to Escape!" 》《The charming emperor was raped by his empress again today! "Titles like this.
Yun Yaoyao's eyes widened, looking at her own face kissing her with forgetfulness and shyness. For a moment, she didn't know whether she was more shy or frightened.
Shy, nervous, confused, heart beating like thunder, all kinds of emotions intertwined in my heart, and finally turned into a blank in my mind, leaving only the other person I saw in my eyes, affectionate, focused, and inexplicable ripples.
Yun Yaoyao has been a woman and a man, but she is just short of being an hermaphrodite.
After two lifetimes, she couldn't figure out what was really going on in her heart at this moment.
Somehow, Yun Yaoyao remembered her current character again. She was a tyrant who killed without blinking an eye, but she was forcefully kissed in front of her courtiers. Her aunt couldn't bear it, but her uncle couldn't bear it!
She wants to be on top!
Yun Yaoyao pulled Tu Shanjin's body into her arms, and their positions immediately changed.
She held the other person's butt with one hand, stroked the back of his head with the other, and kissed him fiercely with aggression and revenge!
Yun Yaoyao didn't know how to kiss, so she imagined the other person as a piece of steak, chewing it raw and grinding it, which would make her stronger anyway.
Tu Shanjin, who had tasted the dew for the first time, had his heart beating like thunder, and electric currents spread throughout his body from his lips. His heart was filled with joy and satisfaction.
She actually returned the kiss, and just as he thought, she was indeed pleased with him.
So Tu Shanjin tried his best to cater to the opponent even if his mouth was almost chewed out.
Light and shadow are projected on the ground, and the bodies of the two people are becoming more and more integrated. In the air, there is a faint factor called ambiguous heartbeat, which is heating up restlessly.
This "intense" battle directly shocked the three people watching.
They wished they could turn into a bed on the spot and let the two of them create a prince and princess.
Even though he already has three children, Zhou Siren covered his eyes in shame and his lips trembled: "This, this, this...how can this be considered insulting to the gentlemen? It is obvious that His Majesty did not forget his own royal heirs when he was cruising the canal. It is Yan Chi's blessing to have such a wise king!"
Two singles, Lin Qingti and Di Shunzhi, hugged each other to keep warm. They said with emotion and sadness: "Wow, you really can't see this kind of scene after being alone for a long time. I wish you happiness and please stay locked up."
Three people: "Your Majesty, Concubine, I have withdrawn!"
After saying that, the three of them left the room.
The two people who were kissing each other took a long time to separate. They each took in the fresh air and took a deep breath. Their minds went blank and their chests were beating violently.
Before Tu Shanjin could find the words to say, he heard Yun Yaoyao's voice trembling slightly: "Something big has happened."
"What's the matter?" Tu Shanjin looked serious.
"It..." Yun Yaoyao pointed to her crotch, her expression unspeakable, "Wake up!"
Tu Shanjin: "..."
Not long after, the sound of two people standing in a stalemate came from the room.
"You light the fire, and you are responsible for extinguishing it for me!"
"Be patient, now is not the time, we will turn off the flames for you when we come back."
"What you think is beautiful, today I have wine and I will get drunk today, and I will sleep with my husband today! If I don't sleep with you, I can only use the fifth girl. It just so happens that I haven't had a chance to try it during this time!"
"No! Put on your obscene pants!"
"This won't work, and that won't work either. Then let me chop up this root of evil and keep it company with Xiao Wuzi!"
"Yun Yaoyao!"
Tu Shanjin was defeated again.
He comforted people in a good voice and good manner. After all, he knew where he felt and it was right to coax people.
But as soon as he saw that it was his own face that was being teased and that he was still playing with his temper, Tu Shanjin was at a loss for words and wanted to punch him.
Therefore, Tu Shanjin not only wanted to appease the other party, but also brainwashed himself.
"I have some good land, shops and beautiful houses near the imperial city. I will give you the contract. You can do whatever you want with it."
Tu Shanjin knew that Yun Yaoyao loved money. When he handed her the land deed that Niu Xiuer had secretly hidden, her eyes were so bright that even the night pearls brought as tribute from the Southern Region were dimmed by three points.
Yun Yaoyao was indeed attracted: "How many billions?"
"make a deal!"
"I'm going to let this source of evil calm down first."
In the bathtub, Yun Yaoyao was lying down while counting the assets in her hands.
There were too many, so much that she couldn't stop talking.
Although she has many business ideas in her mind, she cannot handle so many industries by herself.
She lacks talents, lacks talents with outstanding abilities in the business world, and lacks many such talents.
Thinking of this, Yun Yaoyao leaned back on the barrel and sighed: "Hey, talent, talent, one day you can take the initiative to deliver it to your door!"
After washing and putting on a black and luxurious dress, Yun Yaoyao came to the deck. The night wind blew by, bringing a slight coolness.
At this moment, a burst of piano music suddenly came to my ears, the tune was lingering and tender, extremely pleasant to the ear.
Zhou Siren and others came to the deck and couldn't help but look at the source of the piano sound.
More and more ships on the river are approaching this direction. Wherever everyone's eyes are focused, they are all about the flower boat decorated with flowers and gauze, with the sound of music.
The river breeze blows by, bringing with it a burst of fragrance, which makes people's hearts flutter.
Yun Yaoyao glanced at the gathering boats. There were almost no ferry boats, and most of them were luxurious pleasure boats, probably carrying dignitaries and wealthy businessmen.
She asked curiously: "Who is in the boat? Why is he so sought after?"
A few people came back to their senses and immediately explained everything one by one.
"This is Manyulou's flower boat. The person with such a formation should be Manyulou's oiran, Su Miaomiao."
"This woman is both talented and beautiful. She can recite poems, play and sing. She is highly sought after by nobles, literati and wealthy businessmen. Her song of colorful feathers is even more shocking to the world. But only those who admire her can listen to her song, no matter how rich she is. Can’t buy it.”
Yun Yaoyao frowned, Man Yulou...
Come to think of it, the original novel mentions Manyulou. To put it bluntly, it is a brothel with the support of the imperial court. The women in it are all affected by the sin of family members. He was sent to Manyu Tower.
Performing arts and selling one's body. In ordinary brothels, women with better luck may be able to redeem themselves, but women in Manyulou can only die trapped there for the rest of their lives.
A place that eats people without spitting out their bones.
As a modern person, Yun Yaoyao can't accept this kind of cannibalistic place at all. She can't destroy all the brothels. This Manyulou, which is pulling the tiger skin of the imperial court, must be destroyed!
While thinking about it, a woman's soft voice came from the flower boat: "Which young master can match this poem? The little girl Su Miaomiao will come to the young master's boat in person and play a song of colorful clothes and feathers."
As soon as he finished speaking, many people rushed to respond to the poem, but none of them elicited a response from the woman in the flower boat.
Suddenly, an indistinguishable male and female voice came from a ship not far away.
As Su Miaomiao recalled this poem, her eyes became brighter and brighter: "What a poem, it is such a wonderful poem with extraordinary craftsmanship! This young master, Miaomiao is willing to present you the song of colorful clothes and feathers."
Before the flower boat could take the initiative to approach, the people in the boat said sarcastically: "No need, given this situation, I will give you another poem."
"The smoke is in the cold water, the moon is in the sand, and I stay in the Qinhuai River at night, close to the restaurant. The merchant girl does not know the hatred of the country's subjugation, but she still sings "Flowers in the Back Garden" across the river!"
"Yan Chibian lost two cities. As a common people, you should have worries about the country, but you are still interested in this romantic affair. As an oiran, you are even more charming and sing the most charming music."
"People of Yanchi, be ashamed of you!"
As soon as this was said, everyone was in an uproar!
The men who were originally vying for the attention of the oiran huddled in the boat in shame. This poem was really well written and full of irony. There was no way to refute it!
Su Miaomiao in the flower boat turned pale and lost all her dignity.
At this time, another cold and majestic male voice sounded from another ship: "I don't agree with this."
It was Yun Yaoyao who spoke.
She had already determined in her mind who the person she was mocking was, the talented woman who changed her gender after falling into the water and spoke in a fluent way, the time traveler, Princess Danling!
Du Mu's poem is indeed good, but it was used in the wrong place. "Business girls" such as Su Miaomiao are also involuntarily miserable people. They can't escape their own quagmire, so why worry about the country?
"When the country is in crisis, the people should always be concerned about the country. Literati can use their pens as guns, and businessmen can donate money and food. Isn't it a contribution?"
"As far as I know, most of the women in Manyulou are family members who have committed serious crimes. Miss Su has come to Manyulou since she didn't know what happened. Almost all their income belongs to the court and flows into the national treasury. Is what Miss Su did? Can’t you call it a contribution to the imperial court?”
As soon as these words came out, they immediately won the applause of many men. They seemed to have regained their face, and they showed their heads out of the boat again, one after another.
"This brother is right. We are not just romantic. The income from Miss Su's labor is given to the national treasury. We are sending money to the national treasury!"
"That is, the country is in trouble and we can't go to the battlefield to fight. Why not contribute to Yanchi in this way?"
"We are enjoying ourselves for our country!"
Hearing these words, Yun Yaoyao smiled. It's so shameless. It's okay if you don't feel ashamed. It gives them the ability.
