Hu Yanmu:?
Yun Yaoyao took out the wave drum from behind and turned it around, making a crisp sound.
He also took out candied haws, candy figures, snacks and other food and stuffed them into Hu Yanmu's hands.
Yun Yaoyao smiled kindly and kindly.
Based on her experience of reading so many yandere novels, the yandere's life has not been a normal life since childhood. The protagonist can influence the other party by giving him a bowl of plain porridge and a comfortable bed.
The things you can't get when you are young will trap you for the rest of your life.
What Yun Yaoyao wants is not just to send him back to the Xiongnu to exchange with General Ning in half a month, but to subdue him and tame him so that he can be used by her and turn the Xiongnu upside down!
Holding the wave drum with fingers as white as tofu, Hu Yanmu opened his eyes slightly: "Are you serious?"
Yun Yaoyao: "My dear son, what else?"
Upon hearing this title, Hu Yanmu pointed his fingers, and after a while, he smiled.
The laughter was intermittent, gentle and leisurely, full of joy and humor.
Yun Yaoyao: ...Is it that funny? Just like the Dark Demon Fairy Satsuki.
After Hu Yanmu finished laughing, he raised his eyes and stared directly into Yun Yaoyao's eyes, his gaze became much hotter: "Okay.
"Father."
Yun Yaoyao almost stopped when she heard these two words. Under this situation, even a pervert in her felt a little perverted.
But this did not prevent Yun Yaoyao from having another son. She happily responded: "Hey, what a big boy!"
So, next, Yun Yaoyao went straight to the point and brainwashed Hu Yanmu.
"You went to the Huns this time not for dad's selfish reasons... blah blah blah..."
"In order to maintain world peace, for love and justice... blah blah blah..."
"...This is an act of great justice... Bah bah bah... you deserve to enjoy the Ancestral Temple!"
She stopped when she said that Diyun Yaoyao's throat was on fire.
"My dear, what do you think of what dad just said?"
Hu Yanmu raised the corners of his lips and arched his eyebrows like crescent moons: "Father is right..."
Yun Yaoyao nodded happily: "A child can be taught."
"But I prefer to make others rotten and stink." Hu Yanmu said with a smile.
"Evil son!"
In the first confrontation, Yun Yaoyao was angry.
But there were four more times. The days were long, and Yun Yaoyao, who had completed the chatting task, left Xiwan Palace without looking back.
The day after the Double Ninth Festival happens to be the Ten Days of Rest. As the name suggests, court officials can have one day of rest every ten days.
When the late emperor was in power, he was dissolute and dissolute, ignored the affairs of the state, changed his daily rest period from five days to three days, and often missed the morning court.
After Juan King Tu Shanjin came to power, he directly changed it to ten days of rest.
Later, he exchanged with Yun Yaoyao, and the political power gradually stabilized. He felt that the time had come, and wanted to change to a half-month hiatus, but Yun Yaoyao severely stopped him.
Even the donkeys of the production team have to take a break before working again!
The main reason is that Yun Yaoyao doesn't want to go to court early in the morning when the sky is dark for half a month.
In that case, her appearance, her figure, her good qualities and noble character, and even her soul, will be destroyed.
In addition, in dealing with Du Guanliu and the Du family in the past few days, Yun Yaoyao found that the Du family's forces were not only intertwined but also extremely united. If they touched them, they would immediately retaliate ten times.
Either you can keep going slowly and accompany the Du family for a few years or more, or you can hold back a big move, form a group to destroy the situation, and strangle them all!
After much thought, Yun Yaoyao decided to take three days off and form a team-building committee with her close ministers, not only to bond with each other, but also to discuss the next steps together.
The location of the team building is on the North Canal.
This time, the construction of the North and South Canal was divided into five sections, which were constructed together. The North Canal was built three hundred years ago, and the construction started this time was just to expand the canal.
Just in time to inspect the situation of the North Canal.
After Yun Yaoyao and Tu Shanjin dressed lightly, they secretly left the palace, arrived at Beiyun Canal half a day later, and got into the Wanfu cabin.
When Zhou Siren, Lin Qingti, Di Shunzhi and the others saw Yun Yaoyao and Tu Shanjin, they immediately saluted respectfully: "See you, Your Majesty, see Miao Fei."
Yun Yaoyao helped them up: "Dear ladies, please travel incognito, no need to be polite."
The boat moved slowly, causing splashes of water.
Everyone sat at a table in the cabin, Lin Qingti made tea, and everyone expressed their opinions on how to defeat the Du family.
Zhou Siren: "The Du family has a profound background, and their private properties are spread all over Yanchi. Wei Chen thinks that we can start from their properties."
Zhou Siren was thinking about the Du family's money, especially after becoming the Minister of Household Affairs, he spent money everywhere. Zhou Siren wished he could break a penny in half and spend it.
Di Shunzhi: "The Du family has many heirs, so it is inevitable that some will do evil and evil by relying on the power of the Du family. Wei Chen suggested that we should look for a breakthrough in the criminal evidence of the Du family's children."
Judging people and investigating cases is his strong point. Although Di Shunzhi immediately started writing to smear and slander the Du family after learning that His Majesty wanted to invade the Du family.
Lin Qingti put down the tea cup: "Princess Danling of the Du family has a gold medal for immunity from death. Wei Chen suggested that Princess Danling should be the target of the attack to give the Du family less confidence."
Yun Yaoyao nodded: "Lin Aiqing has the same idea as me."
On the side, Tu Shanjin suddenly raised his eyes and said calmly: "Princess Danling's fiefdom is in Puyang County, which is where the North Canal passes. Your Majesty is touring the canal this time, specifically wanting to meet Princess Danling?"
As soon as these words were said, the three of them suddenly realized.
Yun Yaoyao took a sip of tea and said with a smile: "He who knows me is my beloved concubine!"
The conversation turned to Princess Danling.
"Speaking of Princess Danling, she is also a strange woman."
"Before I was ten years old, I was just like an ordinary person. After falling into the water, I suddenly became wise. Not only was I smart and full of ideas, but I was also able to recite poems casually, and my choice of words and sentences impressed many scholars!"
"That poem is very, very good." Lin Qing used three poles in a row. Even he, the top scholar, was envious. "She can write in any style with ease, and her inspiration seems to never run out. Like."
"It was also because of her talent that the late emperor and later the queen admired her so much, and later even awarded her a gold medal for immunity from death."
"..."
Everyone was chatting happily, and it was already evening.
The river breeze is blowing, stars are dotted on the skylight, wine is in hand, and beauty is by my side.
After finally having such a comfortable time, Yun Yaoyao became interested.
"With such beautiful scenery, how about you and I play a few games of truth or dare?"
"What is truth or dare?" the lovers wondered.
Yun Yaoyao explained the gameplay: "This is also the game Miao Fei came up with."
All the lovers immediately praised Tu Shanjin and then joined the game with great interest.
Yun Yaoyao sent someone to bring Si Nan, who had lost his magnetism, and turned the handle.
The handle slowly stopped and pointed at Zhou Siren.
Zhou Siren sighed: "Sure enough, I am born with bad luck. Your Majesty, I will choose to tell the truth."
Yun Yaoyao thought for a while and asked seriously: "I heard that the tiger wife in Aiqing's family is very vicious. Has Aiqing ever been beaten by her?"
As soon as he said this, everyone stared at Zhou Siren with bright eyes.
Zhou Siren's cheeks were slightly red, and his rough face showed a bit of shyness: "Often."
"Pfft hahahahaha!" Di Shunzhi was the first to laugh out loud.
Lin Qingti and Tu Shanjin also couldn't help but smile.
Zhou Siren tried to make amends: "My wife is also doing it for my own good, and the beating and scolding are all love."
After saying that, he turned the handle and it stopped in front of Di Shunzhi.
Di Shunzhi's smile froze. Faced with Zhou Siren's eager expression, he immediately said: "I choose a big adventure."
Zhou Siren touched his chin and thought for a while, then said with a sly smile: "He smiled shyly at Mr. Lin, pouted, made a fist with his right hand and lightly hit his chest, saying, 'Yingge, let me love you so much~', and then kissed him sweetly. . Remember that the kiss must make a sound."
Di Shunzhi gave a death smile: "Master Zhou, do you really want to play this big?"
Zhou Siren said calmly: "Master Di, it's just a game, don't take it seriously."
Under the hot gaze of His Majesty and the Empress, Di Shunzhi completed this set of actions towards Lin Qingti while scratching the ground with his toes and making his hair numb.
Lin Qing asked:...
The person who was punished was obviously Master Di, so why did he also feel like he was being punished?
Di Shunzhi turned the handle and pointed it at Lin Qingti.
With the precedent of Di Shunzhi, Lin Qing chose to tell the truth.
Adhering to the principle of losing face together, Di Shunzhi asked with a smile: "I heard that Mr. Lin has not had any women around him so far, so his body must be full of semen and then it is nocturnal. When and where was Mr. Lin's last nocturnal emission? "
As soon as this explosive question came out, Lin Qingti's face turned red instantly. He pursed his lips and pointed at Di Shunzhi in disbelief: "You...you!"
Under the curious gaze of four pairs of eyes, Lin Qingti finally gave the answer as loudly as a mosquito.
Next, the three people hurt each other.
Why didn't the five of them hurt each other?
Just because Tu Shanjin is so lucky, he has not been transferred to him yet.
As for Yun Yaoyao, she was very unlucky. She was transferred many times, but all she could ask were small questions such as what to eat for breakfast and which minister she liked best.
Don't ask, just ask because of the courtier's humaneness towards the king!
After turning it countless times, Sinan's pointer finally pointed towards Tu Shanjin.
Zhou Siren, who moved the pointer, was so happy that it was finally the queen's turn!
Tu Shanjin's eyes were dark, and it was easy to make mistakes if he told the truth, so he took a big risk. Anyway, they didn't dare to let him do something shocking because of his status.
"big Adventure."
Zhou Siren naturally thought of this. He grinned and said something he thought was trivial.
"Empress, you can take the initiative to kiss His Majesty on the mouth."
