No need to go to bed early, Yun Yaoyao slept until three o'clock in the morning, until Tu Shanjin knocked on the door.
Seeing no sound, Tu Shanjin pushed the door open and entered.
As soon as the sight came into sight, Yun Yaoyao's ecstatic sleeping posture was revealed, with her belly on the bed, one leg crossed over the other, and her buttocks raised enchantingly, which made people's eyes squeal.
Tu Shanjin took two deep breaths before he had the courage to look directly at his body and asked Yun Yaoyao to get up.
After spending a lot of effort to finally wake him up, Tu Shanjin asked the question he had wanted to ask for a long time: "Why can you sleep so well?"
“Why is it so hard to get up early?”
Yun Yaoyao yawned as she held her messy chicken coop on her head: "Because I'm tired of getting up."
"So, I usually sleep until I'm tired and then get up."
Tu Shanjin was unable to refute such a reasonable and confident reason.
"I also want to ask you a question." Yun Yaoyao said with a deep expression.
"explain."
Yun Yaoyao pulled open the brocade quilt covering her waist, pointed to the middle of her legs, and smiled sinisterly: "Why does it stand up every morning when I get up!"
Tu Shanjin was startled, the tips of his ears suddenly turned red, his face turned from white to red, from red to green, from green to black, like a palette turned into essence, and finally gritted his teeth and said: "Yun Yaoyao, you …”
Yun Yaoyao: "Don't be shy. I've never seen it in any state. I still have to hold it when going to the toilet. I'm really curious why it switches to another state when I get up in the morning. Please tell me... "
Before he finished speaking, Tu Shanjin flicked his sleeves and stomped out of the room quickly, looking like a spoiled little wife.
Yun Yaoyao, who did not understand the confusion, expressed regret for this.
After finishing lunch, Yun Yaoyao walked out of the courtyard and admired the surrounding scenery.
The air is pleasant and the environment is quiet. There is also a row of apricot trees planted outside the yard, and the fruits are ripe and attractive.
Next to her courtyard, there are two other courtyards where people live. Outside the courtyard are guarded by lightly dressed, simple and imposing attendants. It seems that their status is not simple either.
While thinking, two people walked out of the adjacent courtyard.
Yun Yaoyao was a little surprised when she saw the figure's face. It was Tu Shanze and Yun Yanyan whom she hadn't seen for a long time.
Tu Shanze and Yun Yanyan also looked over, with equally surprised expressions. They quickly stepped forward and saluted: "See your majesty."
Yun Yaoyao put away her original joy and relaxation, and suppressed her momentum. She imagined that she was an ice machine, freezing whoever came!
"Um."
How could I finally meet them after taking a vacation to relax? What bad luck! You didn't come for her on purpose, right?
Let her think about it, there is an important plot about Mingguang Temple in the novel...
Yun Yanyan caught a glimpse of Tu Shanjin standing alone not far away, looking at the scenery, and her original good mood suddenly disappeared.
But seeing the distance between her and His Majesty, Yun Yanyan had a guess. Yun Yaoyao must have made His Majesty angry and was disliked and left out.
Great, then she will have to show off her affection to the prince and make this bitch angry to death!
Thinking of this, Yun Yanyan was in a good mood, and said to Tu Shanze in a soft voice: "Your Majesty, these apricots grow very well, let's go pick apricots~"
"Okay." Tu Shanze sent his servants to put the ladder up on the tree.
Yun Yanyan lifted up her skirt, and with the support of her maid, she stepped on the ladder, picked the apricots, and brought them to Tu Shanze: "Your Majesty, this is the first apricot I have picked. Please don't dislike it. "
After saying that, he glanced secretly and smiled shyly.
Tu Shanze took the apricots and smiled gently: "Yan'er picked them with his own hands. I am reluctant to eat them, so I have to keep them well."
In fact, when he saw the color of the apricot, his mouth felt sour for a moment, and he complained silently in his heart: His concubine really has no common sense. There were so many sweet apricots on the tree and she didn't pick them, but she picked the one that looked the sourest for him.
Hearing this, Yun Yanyan was moved: "Your Majesty..."
Then, under the apricot tree, laughter like silver bells kept coming, accompanied by Yun Yanyan's proud voice that deliberately became louder and louder.
"My lord, you are so kind to me~"
"I hate it. If the prince says that again, I will be too embarrassed to go out~~"
"My lord, I must give you a big fat son. The three of us will come together under the apricot tree next year~~~"
Tu Shanjin glanced at the two figures in the distance, feeling completely calm in his heart.
The former is a peacock, and the latter is missing a brain stem. They are a perfect match.
vomit! Yun Yaoyao turned around and retched.
I want to give birth to a big, fat son for the prince. (The pink beaver rolled his eyes, waved his hands in disdain, and spat.)
Are you deliberately trying to disgust her like this?
Then don't blame her for taking other people's paths and leaving others with nowhere to go!
Yun Yaoyao asked the palace servants to bring a ladder, stepped on it herself, and waved to Tu Shanjin: "My dear concubine, come here and pick apricots with me."
Although Tu Shanjin was still awkward and embarrassed because of that incident, he walked sincerely in the direction of Yun Yaoyao.
Yun Yaoyao picked an apricot, took the water from the palace attendant, and washed it.
She leaned down and hugged Tushan Jin to her chest with her other arm. Her eyes were aggressive and powerful: "My beloved concubine, eat the first apricot I picked!"
The autumn wind blew by, bringing down a few golden apricot leaves. Under the tree, a handsome man in rich clothes and a beautiful woman in plain clothes in his arms looked at each other.
The beauty glared at him coquettishly, then ate the apricot.
When Yun Yanyan saw this scene, she was stunned for a moment, and then her teeth almost broke.
She picked it for the prince to eat, and your majesty picked it for that bitch to eat. Wasn't this a slap in the face to her?
"Yun Yaoyao!" Tu Shanjin under the tree still had the bulging apricot in his cheek, "What are you doing!"
"Hey you." Yun Yaoyao smiled, "Look at how thin Aifei Tu is. It makes me feel bad."
Yun Yaoyao wrapped her arms around Tu Shanjin's waist and pulled him up the ladder.
Yun Yaoyao's other hand gently grabbed Tu Shanjin's hand, hugged him, and led his hand to pick the apricots in front of him.
This move of "Double Picking Apricots" made Yun Yan's eyes turn red.
By some strange coincidence, she also reached out to Tu Shanze: "My lord, do you also want to experience picking apricots?"
Tu Shanze was stunned, and complained in his heart: I wonder if my waist is not good lately? He even asked him to pick apricots without even blinking!
Complaints are complaints, but in order to maintain his affectionate image, he still climbed up the ladder.
Tu Shanjin, who was fed another apricot, finally understood Yun Yaoyao's intention, suppressed his shyness, and said seriously: "If you think she is an eyesore, send someone to get rid of her."
Yun Yaoyao shook her head, and picked up Tu Shanjin with one hand. She leaned down, tapped his nose with her fingers, and wiped away the dew that fell on the tree: "What do you know, this is interesting. Also, the person she is targeting now It’s you, I’m venting my anger on you.”
Being held by the other party in such a shameful posture, Tu Shanjin resisted and was embarrassed: "Let go of me!"
"Okay." Yun Yaoyao let go of him, changed her position, picked him up on her back, and went to pick apricots from the tree.
So, as soon as Tu Shanze climbed up the ladder and picked an apricot with Yun Yanyan, the two people on the other side had already changed into several intimate positions, picking apricots in various ways.
After picking the apricots, it’s time to feed the apricots, which is all fancy and fancy.
That sticky and intimate look made Yun Yanyan's eyes blazing with anger. She just felt that the two of them were like conjoined twins. Everywhere was an eyesore. The show of affection made her sick!
The long-awaited apricot picking with the prince suddenly became boring.
After picking a few more with Tu Shanze, she held her forehead and said, "Your Majesty, I am a little tired after standing for a long time. I want to go back and rest."
At the entrance of the courtyard, Niu Xiuer and Xiao Wuzi stood side by side, watching their mother-in-law and His Majesty picking apricots.
Niu Xiuer was very puzzled, she scratched her head and wondered.
"Why does Your Majesty lead the Queen to pick apricots in so many complicated postures? Aren't you tired?"
"What do you know?" Xiao Wuzi on the side waved his whisk arrogantly, "This is a little trick between husband and wife!"
"You probably won't understand if you don't have another person holding your hand." Xiao Wuzi glanced at her with disdain.
Niu Xiuer lowered her head and returned his disdainful look: "Neither do you."
"Oh, I forgot, you have already cut that thing, and I guess it won't be there again in this life, hehe."
"Niu Xiu'er!"
