Gao Chongguang looked around, first of all he cupped his hands towards Lou Jianshan and showed a mean smile: "Master Lou, I am here to wish you a happy birthday!"
"My lord is turning fifty today, and half of his body is buried in the loess. It will be one less time to see you again. I am humble enough to come here to see Mr. Lou. Things are unpredictable. What if this meeting is the last time I see Mr. Lou? ?”
"You adults should also cherish every meeting with Mr. Lou!"
"Haha, the humble position was just a joke. Mr. Lou won't mind, right?"
Not long after being scolded on his birthday, Lou Jianshan was so angry that his face turned livid.
Before he could react, Gao Chongguang came to the official who had just praised Lou Jianshan as being the most powerful and smiled.
"Sir, I heard that you are suffering from a hidden illness and cannot be hard-on. Facing all the beautiful concubines in your family, you are often helpless and weak. It must be very difficult for you."
"Hey, it's a pity that I can't understand the feelings of adults. How can I say that I'm born with a long-lasting nature? I often make the beautiful concubines at home cry out, and let them eat the marrow to know the taste, and pester me to come again. This incident also makes me I have a headache!”
The dark minister's complexion turned from red to blue, from green to green, and finally turned completely black. The change was as fast as a color palette.
Seeing that the minister was becoming murderous, Gao Chongguang quickly moved his position, came to another minister, and started a new attack. "
"Sir, I heard that your former head wife hooked up with the housekeeper and gave birth to a big fat boy for you. After the incident was revealed, you sank all three of them into the river."
"Speaking of your humble position, sir, you are too conceited. Although the child is not yours, your wife is still yours! Just deal with the housekeeper. Sir, you won a fat boy for nothing without spending a single soldier. It’s not too late to be happy!”
"right?"
As soon as everyone heard this, their eyes immediately fell on the minister, their eyes full of interest.
I didn’t expect that this old guy had raised a cheap son for his servant before. What a shame!
The minister was already wearing a cuckold on his head, but now that it has been revealed to the public, he feels that with his green head, the earth can race.
He immediately broke his guard and roared at Gao Chongguang: "Gao Langzhong, what do you want?!"
Gao Chongguang waved his hand and winked at him: "No, no, today is a festive day, why don't you and I, sir, get together here and talk about home affairs?"
"Sir, I heard that a group of demon thieves came to Beijing some time ago. Your home was the most severely robbed, and all the family heirlooms were gone. I wonder if your ancestors will forgive you in the future!"
"Gao Chongguang! Be careful what you say!"
Gao Chongguang quickly apologized and cupped his hands. Although his movements were humble, his expression and words were full of arrogance and pride, as if he was saying vividly:
Hey, this bitch has committed a crime today. Come and beat me up if you dare. Anyway, His Majesty is backing him. Who dares? !
The originally festive birthday banquet was ruined. The ministers at the banquet all stared at Gao Chongguang angrily, with their knife-like gazes as if they were about to cut off a layer of flesh from his body.
Gao Chongguang turned a deaf ear and didn't panic at all even after offending everyone.
Seeing this scene, Yun Yaoyao had a faint smile on her lips. This high-impact light was so mean. When she opened her mouth, the smell of meanness towered into the sky. People within a hundred miles could be pissed to death by him.
It's no wonder that during this period, the Dragon Shadow Guards who secretly protected him came to report and repelled dozens of assassins, not to mention hundreds, who assassinated Gao Chongguang.
Yun Yaoyao once again let Gao Chongguang enter the officialdom, taking a fancy to this point, and included him as an important part of this plan.
Seeing that a few people in the banquet were so angry that they ignored them and were about to hit them, Yun Yaoyao spoke up and said calmly: "Okay, Lou Aiqing's birthday banquet is to celebrate Lou Aiqing's birthday. Please don’t talk about other boring things.”
When the ministers heard this, they could only suppress their anger and stare at Gao Chongguang.
Yun Yaoyao stayed for a while, then led Tu Shanjin and others to leave lightly without taking away a single piece of Yun Cai, leaving Gao Chongguang at the birthday banquet to continue his behavior.
As soon as Yun Yaoyao left, the birthday banquet immediately became commotion. Some ministers gritted their teeth and clenched their fists, wanting to step forward and beat him.
When Lou Jianshan saw this, he pretended not to see it. He had sent more than ten waves of assassins to kill this bastard, but unfortunately they failed. Now that he could watch him being beaten, it was a relief!
Liu Xi, the minister of the Ministry of Finance, was also very angry. Beside him, the slim beauty pulled his sleeve and said softly: "Sir, after all, it is Mr. Lou's birthday party, so it's better to stop it, otherwise it will be fine. I followed His Majesty's instructions and took the opportunity to attack Mr. Lou."
The soft and delicate voice came along with the seductive body fragrance. The anger in Liu Xi's heart disappeared, leaving only charm and rising desire.
Liu Xi's hand from under the table climbed up to Guan Wanyu's leg, and while stroking it, she panted heavily, showing the look of a charming pig brother: "Mei'er, you're right, do you have any idea?"
Guan Wanyu put her hand on Liu Xi's and calmly stopped him from taking any further steps: "Sir, you sent Mei'er to drink with him, and Mei'er got him drunk so that he would no longer have the chance to be in Mr. Lou's house. Talking nonsense at the birthday banquet."
"This is a very good move!" Liu Xi was a little bit amused again, and stretched out his other hand, "I haven't even pampered Mei'er properly, so don't let this bitch take advantage!"
Guan Wanyu endured her nausea and smiled: "Don't worry, sir, you are the only one in Meier's heart."
Liu Xi still didn't want to let her go. He put his face close to her neck and sniffed obsessively: "Mei'er, I can't wait any longer. I will treat you well. I will kill you tonight." , don’t shirk your refusal anymore!”
"Mei'er obeys your orders~"
Liu Xi then reluctantly let Guan Wanyu go.
Guan Wanyu came to Gao Chongguang and smiled coquettishly: "Mr. Gao, my daughter has admired your reputation for a long time, so I came here to toast you."
Gao Chongguang took the wine and drank it proudly, and glanced at Guan Wanyu: "Such a beauty actually admires me, what? You are envious of my beautiful concubines who are so happy in bed, and you also want to experience my experience. The glory?"
Guan Wanyu's hand while pouring the wine paused. Sometimes, she really wanted to tear this man's mouth apart.
After drinking more than a dozen glasses of wine, when Guan Wanyu poured another glass of wine, a cluster of white powder flew out from under her sleeve and blended with the wine.
After Gao Chongguang drank the glass of wine, he lay down on the table and fell asleep.
Seeing this, Guan Wanyu returned to Liu Xi and once again dealt with Brother Zhu who was in heat.
Although Gao Chongguang kept his mouth shut, the atmosphere of the birthday banquet had already been turned into a mess. The officials deliberately stirred up the atmosphere, but they still couldn't save the dead anger.
It was getting late, dark clouds were gathering, and a group of crows flew over the building, calling low and hoarsely, vaguely uneasy.
After three drinks, the officials said goodbye one by one and left the building.
Gradually, only Lou Jianshan with a dark face, Liu Xi who was absent-minded, and Gao Chongguang sleeping soundly on the table were left at the birthday banquet.
Liu Xi pointed at Gao Chongguang and asked, "Master Lou, how should he deal with it?"
Lou Jianshan was still angry and waved his sleeves: "How else can we deal with it? Let's not talk about the Gao family, let's talk about His Majesty. He deliberately brought Gao Chongguang here to ruin my birthday banquet. If I touch this piece of shit, he will definitely kill me. Use the topic to your advantage!"
During this period, Tu Shanjin's methods were layered one after another, which gave him a headache.
He didn't want to admit that he regretted provoking Tu Shanjin.
"The humble official sent someone to send him back to the palace." Liu Xi stepped forward eagerly. He wanted to finish his work early and return to the palace to favor Meier.
"Wait." Lou Jianshan came to Gao Chongguang, took a deep breath, straightened out his fat belly, and kicked Gao Chongguang hard with his round and short legs like carrots.
Lou Jianshan was not relieved. He put his hands on his hips and kicked him hard several times. He was panting from the kicks and a thin layer of sweat appeared on his forehead before he stopped.
"Send away!"
Just as Liu Xi was about to bend down, Gao Chongguang's body suddenly moved. He slowly opened his eyes with a painful look on his face.
"Which...which bastard dares to kick me?"
