Seeing the good doctor's appearance, Tu Shanjin's heart sank three points, and he pursed his lips.
"Mr. Shan, can I... be saved?"
Yun Yaoyao held Tu Shanjin's hand tightly, the tension and grief on her face was no less intense than his.
"Mr. Shan, just tell the truth. I can bear it!"
The good doctor told the truth: "Your Majesty, I have come to Kuishui. Your Majesty must have exercised vigorously before coming to Kuishui. In addition, your Majesty has a constitution of dampness, cold and blood stasis, which is prone to pain. She was in the water prison for three days before." It left the root of the disease behind.”
"Such a combination of factors makes this visit to Kwai Shui so painful."
As soon as he said these words, there was a deathly silence in the room.
The imperial doctor who was testing the porridge for various poisons silently withdrew the silver needle.
The imperial doctor who was about to take out the life-threatening elixir sighed softly and closed the wooden box.
And Yun Yaoyao, who was about to shed two tears, froze.
My mother-in-law, she had to think of her last words for Tu Shanjin, but she told her that she was just menstruating? !
Thinking of her sad and nervous behavior just now, her scalp was numb and ashamed, and she even wanted to kill Tu Shanjin!
She lowered her head, placed her lips next to Tu Shanjin's ear, gritted her teeth and whispered softly: "Tu Shanjin, don't tell me that you didn't know that the woman would come to Kuishui!"
Tu Shanjin: "..."
I'm so embarrassed, so ashamed, I really want to find a crack in the ground to crawl in.
He answered in a weak voice: "I know."
Yun Yaoyao went crazy: "Then when you were describing your symptoms, why didn't you tell me that your lower body was also bleeding?! Why didn't you guess that you came to Kuishui?!"
"I am a man, how can I have the experience of coming to Kwai Shui? Theory and practice are not connected."
"And I didn't know it would be so painful for a woman to come to Kwai Shui..."
The more he argued, the weaker Tu Shanjin's voice became.
At the same time, he also deeply realized that it is not easy to be a woman. Not only does she have to be instilled with the idea of taking men as her first priority, relying on men to please men, but her daily behavior and travel are also subject to restrictions.
I also have to endure the pain of Kuishui for several days every month.
Tu Shanjin was also worried. There had been bleeding there, wouldn't his life be in danger?
hiss!
At this time, there was another more severe pain in the abdomen. Tu Shanjin looked ugly while holding his stomach.
Yun Yaoyao was silent for a moment after hearing Tu Shanjin's sophistry, and at the same time discovered another blind spot.
That's right, she and Tu Shanjin have swapped, so it won't be him who comes to visit her every month!
God knows that every time in her previous life, on the first day she came to be her aunt, she was so painful that she wanted to have her uterus dug out, and she shouted sadly that she must be a man in her next life.
Now she doesn't have to be an aunt, nor does she have to endure the pain of pregnancy and childbirth that may occur in the future. She can spend more time on her career. She can even have three wives and four concubines or a house full of beautiful men as long as she wants.
Thinking about it this way, being a man is really damn good!
God bless, please let her stay in Tu Shanjin's body!
The good doctor saw his majesty and the empress next to each other again, looking like honey mixed with oil, and he had an epiphany in his heart.
No wonder it was not the first time that the empress came to Kwai Shui. She acted as if she had no idea and was suffering from a terminal illness. It turned out that she was doing it deliberately to arouse His Majesty's affection!
The good doctor said very wisely: "Your Majesty, Wei Chen will prescribe some medicine for the queen to regulate her body. Drinking it regularly for three months will not only improve the physical condition, but also greatly reduce or even make the abdominal pain disappear."
"During this period, please do not worry or overthink, and rest more. You can place Tang Po Zi on your abdomen to relieve pain."
After giving the instructions, Imperial Physician Shan led the imperial physicians out of Yunning Palace in a grand manner, leaving the two of them alone space.
He looked at Tu Shanjin looking miserable and miserable, like a tiger with its teeth pulled out, lying on the bed dying.
Yun Yaoyao was funny and somewhat sympathetic: "Fortunately, it's not poisoning, it's just ordinary sunflower water."
She stood up, rolled up her sleeves, and said with confidence: "Don't worry, I understand this. Just let me teach you the correct procedures for handling women when you come to Kwai Shui!"
Tu Shanjin suddenly felt something bad in his heart.
Next, in the shower.
"Tu Shanjin, why are you so shy? This is not your body. Hurry up and change into new clothes. It's so hard!"
"Then take your eyes away from my breasts first!"
"Hey, I'm sorry. It's too big and beautiful. It looks like a soft white steamed bun. I couldn't hold it back for a while. You can continue washing it."
Taught Tu Shanjin to use menstrual events to tell the time.
"Just put it on and put it in the opening of your trousers. Hey, what is this belt for?"
"Yun Yaoyao, do you know how to use it? Hiss, the blood is flowing out again!"
"This ancient menstrual belt is different from the aunt's towel in the underworld, and who told you ancients not to wear underwear? Ah! The pants are on, you quickly use the menstrual belt to block the bleeding mouth, I Let me get you some new underpants!"
"..."
After a set of procedures, Tu Shanjin lay weakly and exhausted on the bed, and Yun Yaoyao also leaned her head on the table tiredly and gave him instructions.
"Tu Shanjin, hold Tang Pozi tightly, and drink more hot water later."
After saying that, she leaned against the dragon chair and sighed.
"It was really inconvenient for the ancients to have an aunt!"
