Tu Shanjin has not slept with him for several days. In order to avoid arousing suspicion, Yun Yaoyao informed him that he would turn over his name tonight.
Tu Shanjin instantly became depressed and refused to do anything.
"Absolutely impossible! Even if I don't want to be the Supreme Being, I will never let those slaves strip me naked and wrap me up in a brocade quilt!"
Yun Yaoyao sighed quietly, and here comes the tyrant's pride and bad temper again.
"Then let me recall with you one more time the three lives you were reincarnated into after your death."
"In your first life, you were reincarnated as a floor tile in the new Xiongnu palace. You were trampled by the Huns every day. You watched them bulldoze your Tushan family's mausoleum, drag you out of the dungeon and whip your corpse to vent their anger, and finally broke into pieces. If it gets blown up by the wind, it’s gone.”
"The second life. You were reincarnated as a sow, ate water every day, and were beaten by a mixture of humans and pigs. Only flies, mosquitoes, and rice fields stayed with you. One night, your innocence was stained by a drunken beggar. …”
"Stop talking!" Tu Shanjin's face turned even darker.
Yun Yaoyao nodded with satisfaction.
Three words to make the tyrant willingly come to bed.
So, in the evening, Tu Shanjin's whole body was exuding a chill, and the palace attendants tremblingly bathed him and pulled up his hair.
Perhaps the water mist was so captivating that they actually saw His Majesty's terrifying appearance on the empress again!
Hum!
Tu Shanjin closed his eyes and tried his best not to look at this soft body that made people's blood rush.
The tips of the ears turned slightly red.
God knows what kind of mental struggle he went through every time he took a bath or went to the toilet.
Before you have ever had a woman, you need to fully understand the structure of a woman's body.
Moreover, this process before going to bed always reminds him of ordinary farmers who kill pigs to sell meat during the Chinese New Year. They also put the pigs in hot water and rub them again. After washing the floor, the hair is completely removed.
After going through this painful process, Tu Shanjin was rolled up in a brocade quilt and carried by the eunuchs to the Hall of Cultivation of Heart.
As soon as the door of Yangxin Hall opened, Yun Yaoyao was seen sitting on the dragon couch, with her white lining half open, revealing a smile that was three parts aggression, three parts desire, and four parts carelessness.
While pretending to be sexy, Yun Yaoyao also deliberately controlled the voice in her throat to successfully make a bubble sound.
"My beloved concubine..."
"Let me pamper you tonight~"
Then……
Successfully vomited oil on himself.
Xiao Wuzi directed the eunuch to carefully place Tu Shanjin on the dragon couch, then showed a flattering smile and flattered Yun Yaoyao.
"Your Majesty is wise and powerful, with the spirit of a dragon and a horse, and your Majesty is even more charming. Tonight, Your Majesty will be able to fight twenty times at night, and he will be even more prosperous than before!"
Haha, twenty times a night? Let her die in bed.
If you don’t know how to praise, you don’t have to praise.
Yun Yaoyao complained in her heart and nodded slightly: "Well, let's go down."
Xiao Wuzi quickly left with a group of eunuchs, leaving the two of them alone.
Tu Shanjin sat up on the dragon couch, wrapped in a brocade quilt, and his sharp eyes fell on Yun Yaoyao like a knife.
"It's so indecent to put on your clothes and lie down in such a coquettish manner!"
"And don't do this with my face..."
Tu Shanjin was thinking about a suitable word to describe Yun Yaoyao's greasy expression and bubbly voice just now. It simply made his scalp numb, his toes scratching the ground, and he wanted to vomit out all the meals he had eaten in the past few days.
In the end, he searched the entire vocabulary library and couldn't find a suitable one. He was so angry that he held a breath in his heart and couldn't get up or get down.
Afraid of really making the tyrant angry, Yun Yaoyao smiled and changed the subject: "Okay, okay, let's get down to business. We have to discuss the specific method of dealing with Lou Jianshan tonight."
When it came to business, Tu Shanjin calmed down his emotions and spoke slowly.
"Lou Jianshan's influence in the imperial court is deeply rooted. If we want to completely overthrow him, two things are indispensable: irrefutable evidence and great evil."
Tu Shanjin drew a simple diagram of the relationship between the characters and analyzed the stakes: "Lou Jianshan is extremely cautious and never reveals his clues. It is difficult to start with him. It is best to start with the people around him."
"The four departments of Hubu, Hubu, Duzhibu and Jinbu are each headed by a minister. These four ministers are equivalent to Lou Jianshan's confidants. There are two ministers who need to pay special attention to."
"Secretary Kurabe has been with Lou Jianshan for the longest time and is the person he trusts the most. He keeps the confidential account books and many of Lou Jianshan's dirty things are entrusted to this confidant."
"The Minister of Finance is newly promoted by Lou Jianshan, and his ability to do things is highly appreciated by him."
"Secretary Minister Kurabe is a womanizer, and Minister Kanebe values money, and there are conflicts between the two."
Yun Yaoyao understood what Tu Shanjin meant: "The irrefutable evidence is in the hands of Minister Cangbe. We can use Minister Jinbu to deal with him."
"That's right." Tu Shanjin nodded, "You should know this Minister of Finance."
Yun Yaoyao was confused: "Who?"
"During the palace banquet to collect donations, the minister who starved himself to death to avoid giving out the money was Zhou Shiren, the minister of the Ministry of Finance."
"Zhou Siren?!" Yun Yaoyao exclaimed.
"What?" Tu Shanjin was a little puzzled by Yun Yaoyao's huge reaction.
Yun Yaoyao chuckled softly: "I'm just happy that I found another talent that I can win over."
Yun Yaoyao met a minister who impressed her deeply in the novel based on the name "Zhou Siren". He had very strong overall planning skills and was outstanding in financial management, risk prediction and decision-making.
In modern times, the top CFO exists!
Yun Yaoyao told Tu Shanjin what she knew: "This is all recorded in the book of life and death, but this person regards wealth as his life and is blind to money. We are both penniless to build the Grand Canal, so we have to think of an empty glove." Bai Lang’s method to win this person over..."
Talents, talents, let them all go into her Yunyaoyao bowl!
The discussion between the two had reached the second day before they knew it.
The faint morning light passed through the gap in the door and fell on the ground.
Yun Yaoyao felt sleepy after realizing it, and regretted endlessly: "I told you that I couldn't stay up late anymore, eh! But the only thing that makes it better is your body...ZZZZZZ..."
Tu Shanjin: "..."
Looking at the figure that fell on the table, Tu Shanjin felt helpless.
How can anyone fall asleep just by falling down?
Tu Shanjin put away the rice paper and turned around to take a nap on the dragon couch.
A few seconds after lying down, he stood up again and walked towards Yun Yaoyao expressionlessly.
He did this because he was afraid that his body would catch cold, and it had nothing to do with the soul temporarily living here.
With this persuasion, Tu Shanjin bent down and picked up Yun Yaoyao.
The training during this period was still very useful. Although it was a bit strenuous, fortunately, I successfully carried the person to the dragon bed.
When he put Yun Yaoyao down, Tu Shanjin lost his balance and fell forward.
It wasn't until he was almost face to face with Yun Yaoyao that Tu Shanjin propped his elbows on the bed to steady his body.
The tips of their noses touched lightly, and their breaths blended together at this moment. Tu Shanjin's body froze for a moment.
After reacting, he immediately stood up and lay down on the other side, a suspicious blush rising from the tips of his ears.
And in the eyes of the palace people guarding outside the palace gate, it was the palace lanterns in the Yangxin Palace that had been on all night!
Your Majesty... actually spent the whole night having a rough time with your empress!
When the morning court was approaching, Yun Yaoyao was forced to wake up, with two huge dark circles under her eyes, and allowed the palace servants to change her clothes.
On the surface, the heart is like still water, but inside it is a pool of stagnant water.
Why on earth did she have to go to court so early in the morning?
distortion! Crawling in the shadows! Knock the damn Tu Shanjin away with one punch!
Even if the character is a tyrant, why is he still a diligent tyrant? !
Wouldn't it be nice to be a foolish king who never goes to court early when he has a beautiful woman in his arms?
Throughout the morning, Yun Yaoyao remained calm and listened.
In fact, my head is empty, my ears are empty, and my body feels hollowed out.
The unreported ministers below also made their own little moves, some yawned silently, some stared at the soles of the previous minister, and some scratched their butts out of boredom.
Finally, when the morning court was about to end, and the ministers secretly breathed a sigh of relief, the cold voice of the man in the high position came over.
"Shilang Zhou, you fainted from hunger at the last palace banquet. How is your health now?"
