"Impossible!" Tu Shanjin snorted coldly.
Yun Yaoyao: "What are you thinking about? What I mean is that you just imagine yourself as a lark, and you can yell ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah for half an hour, so that they will misunderstand what we are doing."
Tu Shan Jin laughed angrily: "Do you think this is a good idea?"
Yun Yaoyao smiled guiltily: "Then what should I do? You can't pretend that you, a majestic king, are actually impotent, right? Will those ministers impeach you? A king who cannot conceive children and is impotent must be caught. How many handles?"
Tu Shanjin was struck by what she said and stopped talking.
Yun Yaoyao sighed and continued to persuade sincerely: "Tu Shanjin, I know how difficult it was for you to get to this position. Are you going to fall short now?"
"A man is a man who can bend and stretch. Only if we create a situation where you are favored will our actions become more convenient."
"Be good, just imagine that you have become a lark now, come on, sing along with me, um~~~ah~~~oh~~~"
"A woman can act coquettishly, and a man can hit you all over the head...ah, no, a man's soul can wander, so his voice can be more coquettish~"
"Yes, louder, let the entire Yangxin Palace hear the song of our Tushan Ember Lark~"
"Let me say 'Your Majesty, you are so awesome' again~"
"Yun, Yao, Yao!" Tu Shanjin completely broke his defense.
The sound coming from the palace became more and more intense, and the eunuchs outside the door could hear the ground blushing and talking in low voices.
"I didn't expect His Majesty to be so violent when he did not eat meat."
"Looking at this battle, we will have to do it at least three or four times tonight. Please go down and prepare more hot water."
"I didn't expect that Concubine Miao would be a blessing in disguise and fall into His Majesty's eyes. Now, the court will not be at peace again."
That night, the maids entered and exited the Yangxin Palace thirteen times!
the next morning.
While Yun Yaoyao was sleeping and staring in confusion, a hand next to her kept pushing her with a harsh tone.
"stand up."
"Well..." Yun Yaoyao turned over and continued to sleep.
"Get up quickly."
"Don't make any noise..." Yun Yaoyao groaned dissatisfiedly and buried her head in the quilt.
"Get up!" There was a thunder in Yun Yaoyao's ears, which scared her so much that she jumped up.
"Tu Shanjin, what are you doing!"
Yun Yaoyao glanced at the light outside the window. It was dim and bright. It was probably only five or six in the morning.
Even more angry.
Tu Shanjin was already standing in front of the bed, his clothes neatly dressed, squinting at her: "The Book of Life and Death also likes to sleep in?"
"It's already Mao hour. In half an hour, it will be time to go to the morning court."
"I haven't gone to the morning court for six days. If I don't go today, it will definitely arouse suspicion."
"Yun Yaoyao, didn't you say you wanted to save the Yanchi Dynasty and change my destiny?"
I didn’t say, that was what Yun Yaoyao said yesterday, what does it have to do with Yun Yaoyao today!
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh she wants to sleep!
Seeing Yun Yaoyao's irritable look as she was grabbing her hair in annoyance, Tu Shanjin rarely felt better after being depressed for a long time, and her lips curved in pleasure.
But when he saw that Yun Yaoyao was grabbing his own hair and losing a lot of it, Tu Shanjin felt another breath of turmoil in his heart.
"Stop arresting me! Call Xiao Wuzi, clean up, and prepare to go to court."
Yun Yaoyao resignedly called Xiao Wuzi, and after dressing and washing, he led him to the Xuanzheng Hall.
Xiao Wuzi is the "old man" who has been serving Tu Shanjin since he came to power. He is not very old, but he does things steadily.
But when he faced Tu Shanjin, he was always on tenterhooks and never thought through His Majesty's thoughts.
Just like now, His Majesty has favored a woman for the first time, and he seems to be in a better mood. Even the breath all over his body is no longer as cold as the ice picks on the eaves in winter.
Then should he take this opportunity to flatter him?
While thinking, a voice came from behind.
"Xiao Wuzi, you have been with me for almost a year."
Upon hearing this, Xiao Wuzi's knees weakened, and he knelt on the ground with a plop, feeling terrified in his heart: "Your Majesty, I have been serving you since your Majesty ascended the throne. It has been eight months and nine days now, and I have never been I have had second thoughts about His Majesty!"
Since he is dead, your Majesty is not suspecting his disloyalty, right? The body of the palace servant who was suspected by His Majesty is now completely cold!
My life is over!
Yun Yaoyao looked at the body of the little quail kneeling on the ground and shivering, and remembered the fate of this little Wuzi in the novel.
When he was serving the tyrant, he was very dedicated to his career. Although he was usually very frightened of him, after Tu Shanjin was captured and someone added insult to injury by threatening the servants in the palace to insult him, Xiao Wuzi did not do anything, so he was slashed with a knife.
It is not easy to maintain such original intention while working under the pressure of Tu Shanjin who is freezing to death every day.
Yun Yaoyao decided to develop him into one of her die-hard fans.
"I understand, Xiao Wuzi, you are the palace servant who has stayed with me the longest. You have served me well and you will be rewarded heavily later."
Xiao Wuzi's eyes were filled with disbelief that His Majesty, who always only punished and cursed people, actually praised him!
Your Majesty is not cold-blooded. The other palace officials who were punished all deserved their punishment. He sincerely served the Lord, and His Majesty really saw it in his eyes!
Xiao Wuzi was deeply moved and kowtowed: "Thank you for your grace!"
After that, he will serve His Majesty more sincerely!
Yun Yaoyao nodded with satisfaction.
At this time, there was no peace in the Xuanzheng Hall.
The waiting courtiers stayed at their stations and whispered to each other.
"I heard that your Majesty favored Concubine Miao yesterday, and she got wet more than ten times in one night. Your Majesty is really young and energetic." An old and useless courtier sighed sourly.
"If the rumors are true, Concubine Miao is really favored. Now the Yun family will also receive the favor." A courtier who failed to send his legitimate daughter into the palace felt unbalanced.
"It has been six days since I went to court. I have accumulated a lot of papers. I am very busy now." A workaholic courtier had a headache about this.
"How can a regicide enter the harem? This is unorthodox. I will definitely read a book later!" A remonstrator who was good at admonishing and specializing in finding the emperor's tricks thought to himself.
All the officials in the court had their own thoughts, but Yun Liang stood there awkwardly.
After experiencing the fact that the Yun family's legitimate daughter was favored after committing regicide, the neutral party felt that Yun Liang had been pretending before and was too scheming, so they ignored him.
The people sent by King Ze felt that he had lost the face of King Ze by marrying the legitimate daughter of the Yun family into the harem, but married the concubine of the Yun family to King Ze, so they ignored him.
The royalists felt that since he had married the legitimate daughter of the Yun family to His Majesty and also betrothed the Yun family's concubine to King Ze, his position was not firm and they ignored him.
As a result, Yunliang was isolated, and the excitement around him was out of tune with him.
"The Emperor has arrived, and all the ministers will come to court in the morning!"
A sharp eunuch's voice sounded in the distance, and Xiao Wuzi, who had been beaten to death, shouted with extra force this time.
The courtiers immediately fell silent and saluted respectfully.
"Long live my emperor, long live, long live!"
"Pingsheng." Yun Yaoyao looked at the crowd of courtiers in the darkness below, and for the first time experienced the feeling of being above ten thousand people.
But when I think about the people below, almost all of them want to get rid of me, and I suddenly feel unhappy again.
One by one, the courtiers reported what happened in the past few days. After each report was completed, several courtiers looked at each other and began the highlight of the morning court.
An old man with a white beard knelt on the ground with a clang, and the other courtiers opened their eyes wide, ready to watch the show.
Come, come, these admonishers who like to commit suicide by hitting pillars and drawing swords to kill themselves have started their performance again!
"Your Majesty, I have to report something. The legitimate daughter of the Yun family, Yun Yaoyao, committed regicide in front of everyone. Your Majesty, you understand that it is just right to spare her life. How can you make her a concubine?"
"It is not etiquette to include a regicide woman in the harem! It is also a huge hidden danger! I would like to risk my own life to ask your majesty to expel this woman from the harem!"
Another remonstrator knelt on the ground.
"The Yun family dares to commit regicide today and usurp the throne tomorrow! I hope Your Majesty will think twice!"
Yun Liang's knees softened, his face turned pale, and he knelt down as well.
Bitch, it turned out you were here for him!
He hurriedly howled loudly: "Your Majesty, although my method is wrong, I will never dare to commit regicide. The Yun family is loyal to Your Majesty and will never dare to do anything out of line. Your Majesty is aware of it." !”
Yun Liang's heart was filled with tears. Yun Yaoyao, this evil girl, had done him a lot of harm!
