Hoshino Sora settled down the white dragon horse and continued on his journey to rule the world. This summer vacation is still long, and there is still a lot of time to squander. And his next target is the legendary Tianzhu.
It is also the destination where Tang Monk and his disciples traveled thousands of miles in Journey to the West. Legend has it that Buddha is in Tianzhu.
"Tianzhu is in the White Elephant Kingdom. Can we see the Buddha?"
Hoshino Sora went to the White Elephant Kingdom with great expectations, and went to the place where Master Tripitaka once visited. In his imagination, this place should be full of Buddha nature, and there must be good people like Kou Dashanren who like to invite people to dinner. .
Hehe, I’m a little excited just thinking about it.
In this way, Hoshino Sora went to the White Elephant Kingdom, a place he was unfamiliar with, alone. This time, he just left without making any preparations.
So when he got off the plane, he found that he had no idea what anyone was saying. Fortunately, this problem is not big. As long as it can be solved with money, it is not a problem.
So, after changing a large amount of money at the airport, he came to the downtown area and shouted loudly in Mandarin and rabbit language: "Is there a tour guide?"
Needless to say, someone actually responded to him.
"Brothers, do you need a tour guide?" A half-aged bearded man squeezed out of the crowd, walked up to Hoshino Sora, and asked in rabbit language.
"Yes, are you willing to be my tour guide? Money is not an issue." Hoshino Sora said.
"Hey, how much money do you need? I'm here to travel too. If you don't mind, let's get together. It's rare to meet a fellow countryman when you're away from home. From your accent, you must be from the Central Plains." The bearded man is very talkative and very friendly. Self-cooked.
Xing Yekong felt that to explain this matter, he had to start with Uncle Ma teaching him rabbit language. This was too troublesome, so he nodded and acquiesced, "Yes, I am from the Central Plains. How about you, brother?"
"I'm from the Northeast, and others call me Brother Feng to save face. What about you, brother?" Brother Feng, a bearded man, said with a smile.
"Others call me A Kong." Xingye Kong said, "Brother Feng, do you know Tianzhu? Do you know how to get there?"
"I see, you are going to Tianzhu. I know that. It just so happens that I am going too, let's come together." Brother Feng enthusiastically led Hoshino Sora through the streets and alleys.
There is no need to wonder why he is so enthusiastic. If you can meet a native speaker in this foreign country, most people will subconsciously feel friendly. In addition, Hoshino Sora looks harmless and childish, which will not make people uncomfortable. Be alert and avoid it when you see it.
"Akong, try this, the street snack of Baixiang Kingdom." Brother Feng stopped in front of a fried stall and introduced this snack to Hoshinokong.
Hoshino Sora watched the flies flying on the food stall. The stall owner grabbed a lump of gray and green flour from the basin with his bare hands, squeezed it with his palm, squeezed out a small ball, and threw it into a pot filled with boiling oil. Wait for a while After the lumps of flour were fried into small yellow balls, the stall owner took out these small balls, then punctured them, scooped a ball of green liquid into a plastic bucket full of dirt, and finally filled it with newspapers. Put two small balls and handed them to Brother Feng... This was not over yet. After handing them over, the stall owner probably thought his hands were too oily, so he put one hand into the green liquid and washed his hands. After that, wipe it on your pants.
"Akong, come and have a taste." Brother Feng did not eat first, but asked Hoshino Sora to taste it.
Hoshino Sora: "..."
Hoshino Sora originally thought that there was nothing in the world that he would not dare to eat. Even if it was bones, fish bones, shrimp shells, crab shells, and even shells, he could eat and digest them, but this White Elephant Country snack in front of him...
Please forgive him for his incompetence.
This is not a question of whether you can eat it, but whether you can accept it in your heart. If you haven’t seen how this snack is made, then everyone would dare to eat it, but after witnessing the making process, you have to overcome your psychology before eating it. . Anyway, Hoshino Sora was not interested in this kind of snack stained with the sweat of a skinny man with thick eyebrows and big eyes.
"You can eat it yourself." Hoshino Sora shook his head.
Brother Feng smiled, knowing that Hoshino Sora couldn't accept it for a while, so he stuffed it into his mouth, chewed it, and then gave a thumbs up, "Clean and hygienic, delicious and nutritious!"
Hoshino Sora: "..."
Hoshino Sora looked around, wanting to see if someone was threatening Brother Feng. Otherwise, how could a person from the Rabbit Country accept the snacks from the White Elephant Country? The snacks in Rabbit Country are obviously delicious and quite hygienic. At least they are much more hygienic than here. Is Brother Feng short-sighted?
Later, Hoshino Sora understood what it means to be a great god. If snacks and the like were acceptable, then swimming in a river full of corpses, garbage, and ashes was really unacceptable.
It is said that swimming in this river, or taking a sip of water, can lead to the supreme paradise... Regarding this, Hoshino Sora said that this was beyond the scope of his knowledge.
After that, Hoshino Sora also went to Tianzhu, but how should I put it, it was completely different from what he imagined. In other words, what he saw and heard after arriving in Baixiang Country was completely different from what he imagined.
What about the good-hearted Kou Dashan that we promised to do good to others? Where is the promised Lingshan Holy Land?
Hoshino Sora was greatly disappointed. After bidding farewell to Brother Feng, he embarked on a journey to govern the world in depression. He did not return to his country and started traveling directly.
Sometimes I walk on the earth, sometimes I fly on a plane, sometimes I sneak into an empty plane, sometimes I sneak into a ship, eat and drink...
…
Time turned, and a week later, Xing Yekong had traveled to the Gray Wolf Country.
This is a developed country with great cultural heritage, the birthplace of the European Renaissance, and is known as the country of love. Of course, Hoshino Sora didn't know this.
His English level is really not high. Except for some common words, such as eat, sleep, apple, banana, orange... he doesn't know anything else. As for grammar, he knows nothing about it.
What's more, the people here speak Gray Wolf language, which really makes it difficult for people to understand a single word.
Hoshino Sora wandered around a city with great interest, admiring the exotic customs. The only pity was that there was no familiar language.
"By the way, there should be a restaurant here opened by people from the Rabbit Country..."
While I was thinking about it, I heard countless police sirens ringing throughout the streets, and then a loud shout in Mandarin suddenly sounded, "Lupine, you can't run away!"
Xing Yekong was suddenly startled, and suddenly a feeling of emotion came to his heart. This kind and familiar language was from a fellow countryman! Wait, Lupine? I seem to have heard of it...
By the way, Lupine the Third!
Hoshino recalled that the first windfall he made that year was a gem called 'Heart of the Forest' dropped by Lupine. It was because of this windfall that he had the Five-Star Ranch behind him.
If you calculate it this way, Lupine III is actually his biggest benefactor.
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