"You are so insidious as a bitch, you have the guts to fight me openly and openly." Chang Yu cursed angrily on the ground, but he was horrified in his heart. This man's scent was almost colorless and odorless, and what was even more terrifying was that he was not seen at all. There are moves, how did he cast them?
The cat demon laughed, walked straight in and sat down at the table next to Chang Yu. He poured a bowl of water and drank it all in one go. He raised his leg and kicked Chang Yu: "Yellow-haired kid, you falsely claim that black and white are impermanent!"
Just when Chang Yu was about to curse, someone else walked in. It turned out to be a woman, Jin's bearded wife.
I saw him slowly walking into the hall, holding a wooden plate with wine and vegetables in his hand.
Um... Chang Yu and Jiang Fa were stunned.
However, what shocked them both was what happened later. The woman walked up to the cat demon, put down the wooden tray and poured him wine. The cat demon reached out and touched the woman's face with a smile.
The woman twisted in embarrassment, with a flower-like smile on her face, and the cat demon pinched her plump buttocks again...
Uh, uh, uh...
"The big bearded Jin was so kind to you that you gave him a cuckold. You really repaid your kindness." Chang Yu was quite speechless in his heart. He no longer wanted to scold the monster man, but admired him very much.
The cat demon smiled after hearing this, ignored Chang Yu, and continued to flirt and eat wine with the woman.
He naturally understands the meaning of cuckold. Cuckold is not a special word for future generations, but has a very long history. Let's popularize science here. Ancient people divided colors into primary colors and secondary colors. Green is the lowest color. Even in the Tang Dynasty, It is an official uniform, and green is also the lowest official uniform. Green turbans and other uniforms are the attire of the lowly. Even low-level officials are punished by being humiliated by wearing green clothes.
The real use of cuckold to describe a woman stealing a man behind his back came in the Yuan Dynasty, because at that time, the green turban increasingly became the attire of men in prostitutes' houses. This is the origin of the real cuckold.
The cat demon and the woman regarded Chang Yu as nothing, they just drank and flirted, the scale was staggering, even if they were called princesses in later generations of KTVs, they would be no more than accompanying them when drinking.
Chang Yu was disgusted by the sight. He was already a bad talker, and he was so angry that he kept yelling all kinds of dirty words, but the cat demon didn't listen at all and continued his wanton behavior.
Chang Yu kept scolding, but Jiang Fa was motionless and his face was red. Chang Yu guessed that he must be lucky, so the scolding was actually a cover-up.
However, this little thought was still seen through by the cat demon. He glanced at Jiang Fa and smiled coldly: "Don't waste your efforts struggling anymore. No one can solve my mystery. Look, you are practicing internal martial arts. If you didn't do it before, You can avoid it by holding your breath, but if you breathe in just a little bit, you'll be hit and you won't be able to move for a few hours."
Chang Yu was angry and embarrassed when he heard this. Damn it, he had watched too much martial arts, and he was still thinking about using luck and poison to heal injuries, so he sighed: "I killed that Wu Dalang for you, you should have thanked me." Yes, why would you want to harm me?"
The cat demon laughed loudly when he heard this: "What do you know, kid? Do you know where Ximen Qing's fun is?"
Seeing that Chang Yu was silent, he said to himself: "Then Wu Dalang's life is exciting. What's there to do with a widow? Married women are the most fun. That's all. How can a young boy like you understand this? Otherwise, if you want to kill Wu Dalang, you still need to do it?"
"Holy shit, you're such a pervert!" Chang Yu didn't expect that this guy was as good as a wife.
The cat demon pushed the woman away, wiped his mouth, walked to Chang Yu and squatted down: "The perversion you mentioned is exactly what I like." Then he took out the dagger and gestured at Chang Yu's face: "That's it. It's like eating your eyeballs."
Chang Yu's head was dripping with cold sweat: "Come on, before I die, can you tell me how you cast the incense?"
The cat demon gently slid the tip of the knife on Chang Yu's eyelids, and blood oozed out: "How can I save my life with you?" He was about to attack, but Jiang Fa was shocked: "Do you know who he is! "
Um? The cat demon was startled, then laughed and teased: "Are you the leader of the martial arts alliance? Are you Li Chuang or the Eighth King?"
"He is much more noble than the leader of the martial arts alliance." Jiang Fa sweated profusely: "If you kill him, you will definitely die. Even though the world is huge, there is no place for you."
Moreover, the cat demon rolled his eyes: "It doesn't matter if he is the king of heaven or the emperor of the current dynasty. I will kill you if I say." He then looked at Chang Yu and smiled cruelly: "You are obviously not the emperor, but you may be. His son."
"Yes, he is the current prince." Jiang Fa yelled anxiously. The cat demon was really surprised and looked at Jiang Fa: "You said..." Before he could finish his words, he felt a sharp wind slashing between his neck. The cat demon knew something was wrong, and without thinking or looking back, he rolled out sideways. Despite his incredible speed, he was stabbed in the ribs, causing blood to flow profusely.
After barely escaping the fatal knife, the cat demon stood in the corner and stared at Chang Yu, who was holding the knife and sneering, with a look of disbelief on his face: "Aren't you fascinated?"
"I am invulnerable to all poisons!" Chang Yu roared, but he was quite shocked in his heart. His unexpected sword was dodged by this guy. His body skills were really fast and weird, and his movements were really like a knife. Just like a cat, it doesn’t dodge or jump, but it runs!
No one knows whether Chang Yu is invulnerable to all poisons, but he is indeed not charmed. When Jiang Fa was charmed before, he was so frightened that he thought it was over now, but... well, his body didn't hurt. There was no other abnormality in the softness. He guessed that the golden finger should have played a role.
In fact, what he wanted to do immediately was that he saw Jiang Fa was charmed and the person in front of him was very strange. He was really not sure that he would hit with one hit and was afraid that he would capture Jiang Fa as a hostage, so he tried his best and pretended to be charmed. , and he really deceived the cat demon.
"What kind of skills have you practiced that can protect you from all poisons?" The cat demon looked extremely embarrassed, holding his ribs with his hands and bleeding, but Jiang Fa over there became excited. He who had always been calm in the mountains actually shouted: " The young master is awesome!”
"Must be awesome." Chang Yu sneered and stared at the cat demon slowly walking towards Jiang Fa. He dragged him to the corner and leaned against him. The woman next to him was bleeding profusely from the cat demon and couldn't help but scream. Phew, Chang Yu was so disgusted that he pierced his neck with a knife, and the world became quiet.
Then he looked at the cat demon: "My skills are also life-saving, how can I do it with you?"
Tsk tsk, the cat demon frowned and shook his head: "I don't know how good this young woman is. Although this woman's appearance is not superior, she is a rare beauty in bed. Otherwise, how could she let me linger over her? It's a pity, it's a pity."
"It's not a pity at all." Chang Yu sneered: "You can renew your relationship with him soon." As he spoke, he picked up the knife on the ground with his feet and kicked it towards the cat demon. At the same time, he jumped and slashed with the knife...
A gust of wind blew up, and Chang Yu felt his eyes blurred. The cat demon disappeared, and a distant voice came from the night sky: "Boy, I will fight you until death!"
"Fuck, I'm afraid of you, don't leave if you dare!" Chang Yu walked to the door of the Juyi Hall with a knife and yelled into the darkness, but couldn't help but shuddered. This guy is really evil. .
"Jiang Bashi, what is the origin of this bitch? Why is he so evil? Could it be that he is really a monster?" Chang Yu turned around and walked back into the hall and helped Jiang Fa sit down on the chair.
"I've only heard of such a famous person acting in ghostly and evil ways. This is the first time I've seen him. He's indeed very evil." Jiang Fa sighed and said softly. Seeing his depressed expression, Chang Yu asked, "Do you know of any antidote that can solve this mystery?" fragrant".
Jiang Fa shook his head and reassured Chang Yu. There is a time limit for being obsessed with incense. It can take as little as one or two hours and as many as five or six hours before natural recovery. Chang Yu thought about it for a while. Even if he was fascinated by it in the future, there would be no immediate results. of wonder medicine.
But being so soft all the time is not a solution. Jiang Fa said that drinking more water might help him recover faster. Chang Yu fed him a few bowls of water and used cold water to apply on his face. He thought about it if there was some cooling and detoxifying potion. It was also effective, so he called a few surviving women and asked them if they had such medicine.
Several women rummaged through boxes and cabinets and said they only had Huoxiang Zhengqi powder to relieve heat.
Chang Yu couldn't care about anything else. The medicine couldn't kill anyone anyway, so he gave it to Jiang Fa. Unexpectedly, it had a miraculous effect. In less than an hour, Jiang Fa could actually raise his hands and legs. Although he was not back to normal, he was still able to raise his hands and legs. The two of them were overjoyed.
Good guy, this Huoxiang Zhengqi Powder is a good thing.
Yes, this thing is the Huoxiang Zhengqi water of later generations. I don’t know who invented it. Some people say it was Sun Simiao. Anyway, Huoxiang Zhengqi powder appeared in the Song Dynasty. As for the water, it is said that it was invented by the soldiers guarding the border in the Ming Dynasty. At least They always have this stuff.
