A mature man like Zou Fengji always does everything right. The young eunuch asked him to find a quiet place to receive guests. After observing the behavior, he felt that it was not that simple. He would not arrange this quiet place in the county government office.
It is in a small courtyard in the southeast of Linzi City. This is a courtyard for wealthy gentry in the city. Usually there is no one else but a gatekeeper, but at this time there are many.
Chang Yu was sitting in the yard with his big horse and golden sword, looking up at the south wall in a daze.
There was a knock on the door. The guard inside opened the door and saw three or five people outside. He asked, "Who is it?"
"Grassman Sun Zhixian was summoned here by the Admiral of Dongchang..." An old man with a slightly stooped figure and a mustache was smiling. However, he was interrupted by his bodyguard, who pointed at a few people behind him and asked: " who are they?"
"A follower of the grass-roots people," Sun Zhixian said quickly.
You go in, no one else is allowed in. Saying this, he let Sun Zhixian in, closed the door with a bang, and dropped the door latch.
Sun Zhixian took a deep breath, straightened his back and walked into the garden. When he looked around, he took a breath of air. There were more than ten strong men in the yard with swords and bows staring at him coldly. One of them was sitting on a stone roller. , slowly turned around, it was indeed a handsome young man with a smile on his face.
"Grassman Sun Zhixian has met the Admiral." Sun Zhixian trotted up to Chang Yu, picked up his clothes and knelt down, which made Chang Yu raise his eyebrows.
Kneeling was not popular in the Ming Dynasty. It was only after being enslaved by the Manchus that this practice became popular. However, Sun Zhixian kneeled down when he came up, which shows his flattery. An old man knelt down to worship a young man without any shame.
"There are more than ten people in this courtyard, how do you know that I am the governor?" Chang Yu curled his lips, and Sun Zhixian said quickly: "The factory governor Qi Yuxuan has great talents, who else in this courtyard is better than you!"
"You are good at talking." Chang Yu chuckled, and Sun Zhixian said quickly: "Thank you, Lord Governor, for the compliment. I really speak from the bottom of my heart." He stood up.
"Kneel down, who told you to get up!" Chen Suole shouted angrily next to him, which frightened Sun Zhixian to his knees again, looking at Chang Yu with a look of fear and confusion.
Chang Yu stood up and walked to a nearby flower tree, broke off a branch and played with it in his hand: "Kneel down if you like."
"The common people obey the order. As long as the admiral is happy, the common people will kneel down more often." Sun Zhixian actually laughed, and he really laughed from the bottom of his heart, because in his opinion, this is the style of Dongchang, and all the eunuchs of Dongchang are A group of people with twisted hearts who like to torture people for fun. As long as you follow him and make him happy, you will be greatly rewarded!
As expected, Chang Yu laughed: "Not only can you talk, you are also a very interesting person!"
"As long as your admiral is happy!" Sun Zhixian smiled and cupped his hands.
"Of course I am happy." Chang Yu gently broke the branch in his hand: "You like to kneel, and you also like to let others kneel with you. Because of you, the Chinese people have been kneeling for three or four hundred years, but it was not until four hundred years later that Some people can’t stand up straight after kneeling for a long time. Although this is not all thanks to you, it was pioneered by people like you! So I will ask you to kneel more.”
"What are you talking about, Lord Admiral?" Sun Zhixian was confused, but he also felt that something was wrong. The little eunuch seemed to be very hostile to him.
"Tell me something interesting, don't you understand?" Chang Yu smiled and stared at Sun Zhixian and said, "It doesn't matter if you don't understand. Then tell me why you came all the way to see the governor?"
Well, Sun Zhixian couldn't bear the pain of kneeling on his knees for a long time, but he didn't dare to get up: "The common people have long heard of the admiral's reputation. Taiyuan killed the thieves and retreated the enemy outside the pass, and revived the prestige of the Ming Dynasty. The common people have longed for it. I learned a few days ago that The Admiral came to Qingzhou to protect the vassal, and the common people came to ask for an audience and wanted to see the Admiral. Today’s meeting is indeed a gift from heaven!”
After hearing this, Chang Yu laughed so hard that he almost burst into tears. He was laughing so hard that he couldn't stand still. He was shaking while holding Qiao Sanxiu. Of course, the guards didn't know what he was laughing about, and Sun Zhixian didn't know either. What he said was funny, but this crazy smile made him giggle along with it.
Yes, Chang Yu is acting like a psycho now, which makes all the guards feel strange and confused. They have never seen Chang Yu like this.
But Sun Zhixian didn't feel that way. He had been hanging out with Dongchang earlier and knew that eunuchs were all psychologically twisted people. If it was too normal, it would be abnormal.
The more abnormal and perverted he is, the more reasonable he thinks it is, so now when Chang Yu scolds him and punishes him by kneeling down, he thinks it's normal!
"You old dog, you talk a lot but are really dirty. As the old saying goes, your wretched face shows your character. Why did you come to see me when you heard that the governor came to protect the vassal? If you hadn't heard that the Tatars were defeated, you would have had the courage. Come here?" Chang Yu pointed at Sun Zhixian and cursed.
"Admiral, with your fiery eyes, you have revealed all the evil intentions of the common people with just one glance." Sun Zhixian admitted with a smile without feeling ashamed.
"Look at how shameless this old dog Tian is," Chang Yu pointed at Sun Zhixian and said to the people around him. Qiao Sanxiu and others had disgusting looks on their faces. They had never seen such a person before.
"Let me tell you directly, why did you come to see the governor?" Chang Yu snorted coldly, turned around and sat in front of Sun Zhixian with a golden sword.
"The common people... The common people came here to do their best for the Admiral!" Sun Zhixian stopped hiding and expressed his feelings directly.
"I just came here to seek a future." Chang Yu chuckled: "You are honest, but what are your abilities?"
"Caomin..." Sun Zhixian was speechless for a moment, and he couldn't think of what he was capable of: "Caomin was born as a Jinshi during the Tianqi period..."
"I have been ordered to supervise the army to suppress bandits and kill the enemy. Our repeated victories depend on the advice of my staff and the bloody battles of the soldiers. Why do you want to be a scholar? Can you defeat the enemy by writing articles? Or do you have a clever plan? You still have the courage to mount a horse and kill the enemy. You don’t have the courage to mount a horse. You are just a fucking bad old man. You can’t even mount a horse. What do I want you to do? It’s in vain to disgust yourself!” Chang Yu roared angrily. Sun Zhixian drooled all over his face.
Sun Zhixian's face was extremely embarrassed. No matter how low his character was, he still had some dignity. After being scolded and humiliated by Chang Yu in front of so many people, he couldn't stand it anymore. He thought he was a pervert, but he didn't know he was a super pervert. He was simply inhumane!
"Since the Admiral doesn't look down on me, then I'll take my leave." Sun Zhixian said while suppressing his anger as he stood up and left.
But he was kicked over by Chang Yu and lay on the ground wailing.
"Since you're here, let's be in peace. If you're here, let's talk more. Although I don't like you, I can fulfill your wish!" Chang Yu sneered, and the murderous aura in his body began to spread.
However, Sun Zhixian was not aware of the danger yet. When he heard that Chang Yu wanted to fulfill one of his wishes, he could no longer hear anything else. He quickly endured the pain and knelt down quickly: "The common people thanked the Admiral. The common people do have A wish..."
"Wait a minute," Chang Yu interrupted him: "Your wish can only be one of the two proposed by the governor." He then pulled out the waist knife of a guard beside him: "Do you want the governor to chop you to death, or do you want to kill you with one blow?" "Leave it to fate"
Sun Zhixian was horrified and hugged Chang Yu's thigh: "Admiral, what crime did the Caomin commit? Why did you kill the Caomin? Sir, the Caomin used to be from Dongchang..."
"If you dare to say another word, I will kill you immediately." Chang Yu kicked him away, causing Sun Zhixian to bleed from his mouth and nose.
Sun Zhixian covered his nose and wailed, not daring to make a loud noise. He couldn't understand why this perverted eunuch suddenly wanted to kill him, but it didn't look like he was cheating at all!
"Choose quickly! Chang Yu shouted angrily!" The steel knife in his hand made a false strike, and Sun Zhixian was shocked and blurted out: "I choose to let fate!"
Although he didn't know how to die if he returned to resigning himself to fate, it would be better than being hacked to death with a knife. And as the name suggests, resigning himself to fate involves gambling, and there is no difference between life and death.
Unexpectedly, Chang Yu suddenly laughed: "It is indeed God's will that cannot be violated. As the saying goes, who can God spare? It's no one to blame for your fate. I also respect God's will and your wishes, whether in the previous life or in this life. I’ll give you the exact same way to die!”
Historically, Sun Zhixian recruited Jiangxi with the title of Minister of War. Later, he was dismissed from his post for the sake of the people because he had served for a long time without merit and was well-known in the market. When he returned home in fine clothes and prepared to retire, he happened to coincide with the Xie Qian uprising in Shandong Province and caught him. The rebels first stripped off his clothes and then pulled out his hair. They used steel needles and twine to touch his mouth, and then used steel needles to His body was pricked with needle holes, and then pig bristles were inserted into the needle holes, allowing Sun Zhixian to watch with his own eyes his own blood falling drop by drop along the pig bristles. The physical pain, the fear in the heart, wanting to scream but not being able to, wanting to die but not being able to die, until two days later, when Sun Zhixian's blood had dried up and he was dying but not yet dead, The rebels dismembered him and killed him!
One word: cool!
So Chang Yu decided to fulfill Sun Zhixian's wish and send him back to the west as he was destined to die today.
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I hate this thing so much that I wrote an article just for him.
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