Yeji lay on his lap and slept peacefully.
This cat can sleep very well after sleeping. Feng Wuli raised her little head, and as soon as he let go, the head fell down, lifted it up again, and fell down weakly again. She looked like she was dead, and she let him do whatever he wanted. Don't wake up.
But Feng Wuli could feel that the cat was actually awake. He probably felt that he had deceived him by pretending to be asleep, so he kept pretending to play.
"I found a way to find out whether a kitten is pretending to sleep. If you put the kitten's paws in the air, if the kitten is pretending to sleep, the paws will fall off. If the kitten is really asleep, the paws will fall off. It won't fall down, and I don't know if it's true." He said this and lifted one of Ye Ji's paws.
After letting go of his hand, the cat's claws were still bent.
Feng Wuli was already laughing.
"Hey, it's actually true? How amazing!"
He raised another paw.
Now Ye Ji was lying flat on his lap, eyes closed, two front paws stretched in the air.
"It seems that Xiao Ye really fell asleep." He sighed and pulled Ye Ji's limbs into the air.
This is a very stupid stupid cat.
Feng Wuli lifted her up and placed her on the table, positioning her so that she could stand up. During the whole process, Ye Ji followed the principle that a sleeping kitten's hand will not retract, so it can be used like a toy. , with his eyes closed, he was manipulated into various poses by Feng Wuli.
He smiled and took a bunch of photos and recorded a video and sent it to Wang Xilou who went back to cook.
Wang Xilou: What happened to her?
Wang Xilou: Stay
Feng Wuli: Pretending to sleep
He put away the phone and put the stiff-limbed Ye Ji back into his arms, but the cat's limbs were still facing the sky, so he had no choice but to say: "Okay, it seems like it really fell asleep, put it back."
Then Ye Ji obediently took back the four cat paws.
During this period, her eyes were closed, and no one knew that she was actually pretending to sleep! Who would have thought that she could deceive a human by pretending to be asleep!
After a while she rubbed her eyes and meowed.
Feng Wuli looked down at her.
She said, "It's unreasonable, we all just fell asleep."
"I see, I just did a test and found that Xiaoye did fall asleep."
"What tests did you do?" She looked forward to hearing what he had to say.
Feng Wuli rubbed the kitten's head, smiled and told her what had just happened. As he was talking, the cat would laugh out loud.
"What are you laughing at?" Feng Wuli expressed confusion.
"I'm not laughing, Kukuku. It's unreasonable for you to continue talking about how you couldn't wake me up just now."
Feng Wuli looked puzzled, "Is there something Xiaoye is hiding from me? Were you pretending to be asleep just now?"
"Kukuku! We don't have that!"
The rain is getting heavier and heavier.
Po Nu held Feng Wuli's mobile phone and sat with her legs crossed in the rest area next to the door. She was talking a lot just now, and she never stopped talking. Now she is silent and frowning. It can be inferred from the appearance that the current situation in the canyon is no better than that of humans.
"Monkey, turn on the mic. Your father will have a chat with you! And Mage, do you have a room in the middle? Do you live there? Don't you know how to support? On the road, the second master has four kills in six minutes. I will give you a canyon lift. What a machine..."
It turned out that the monkey was really on the mic.
It’s actually the voice of a cute girl:
"I'm not good at fighting. Sorry, I'll ask my boyfriend to come."
Po Nu listened to this soft voice and leaned back strategically.
It's actually a girl.
Why do I feel like something is wrong with me?
She coughed to cover up her embarrassment: "My Mandarin is quite standard."
Another one opened the mic: "I let my husband play too."
Even Mr. Guan is a girl!
The mage did not turn on the mic, but typed and said in the teammate channel, which roughly meant that it was her boyfriend.
Po Nu suddenly frowned.
Later, their operations did become much better, and they were vaguely worthy of her as a 30-star king, but why was she so unhappy?
It’s as if no one has a man yet!
My man gets critical hits while playing games with guns!
As for why I didn’t criticize the most deceptive support after a round of scolding, that’s because at this time, a certain stupid support Zhang Fei was controlled by Chifu on the side. She didn’t know how to play this game, but she had seen Po Nu play it. Many times, she still knew exactly what to do.
Although the store manager of Shichifu did a lot of dog crawling just now, after all, he had to beg her for a long time before she agreed to play with him. Ponu was not scolded, so he took the monkey red and said to her:
"Come on, protect me, let's go steal the tower."
"Oh." The store manager Shichifu concentrated his attention and followed slowly.
Two little sisters huddled in the sitting area at the door.
The posture of holding the mobile phone is similar.
Feng Wuli clicked on the WeChat group of the animation club,
I found that everyone was talking about team building tomorrow, and everyone who was going there tomorrow would pick up the dragon. After all, it was the only club he signed up for. Feng Wuli also clicked the dragon, and by the way asked them how the S process was done. He was a I'm a novice in this area and want to seek advice from an expert.
The president of the animation club is an ambitious woman. She is determined to lead the animation club to become the largest club in Hunan University this year. As a topic, it has always surpassed other clubs. The number of beautiful and handsome guys is even greater than that of the hip-hop club, the national flag guard team, and the drama club. There are even more clubs, and the Hunan University Animation Club is just one chance away from completely breaking out of the circle.
So this time to participate in B, she is also planning to lead a group of team members to perform, and when the time comes, she will shoot a video and send it to Station B.
Then millions of views, millions of likes, and tens of thousands of comments!
Mr. President: @风无理, oh? Did you come up with c? I can lend you the C suit
Feng Wuli: It’s not me, it’s my friend
Feng Wuli: Do you have many c-servers?
Mr. President: This is what I do at home.
Mr. President: Have you heard of Hu She? I used to be the boss of Junsha Animation Sky, but in the past few years, I have moved to the Internet. It is considered the largest S costume and prop store in the country.
Feng Wuli: shocked
Mr. President: If you come out with a club, I can rent it to you for free.
President: How is it?
Feng Wuli: 囧
Feng Wuli: Then I’d better buy it myself. If it’s local, can it arrive tonight?
Mr. President: Forget it, I’ll lend it to you, but I want your friend to take some photos for me.
Mr. President: I’ll send you the link and you can see if you can figure it out.
Mr. President: Hurry, my uncle will deliver it at eight o'clock tonight.
Feng Wuli made a thank you emoticon. The president seemed to be sorry that he didn't do it. Feng Wuli asked her why she wanted him to do it so much.
She bluntly said: Because you are handsome
Mr. President: I know all the handsome guys in the club!
Feng Wuli was embarrassed again.
There were a lot of people in the group making fun of her, but the president was obviously a hero among women and would not shy away from being teased. He even teased other people who dared to tease her and asked some weirdo to clean up and wait for her tonight. , she also asked Feng Wuli if he needed a make-up girl. He could bring his friends who were going to have sex tomorrow to their club activity room. They had professional makeup girls who could help repair the fake hair even if it was not trimmed. Everyone was going to have sex tomorrow. If you're going to the Comic Con, you can join us as a companion.
Feng Wuli said to take a look at the situation.
Feng Wuli: However, I heard that comic exhibitions are not very safe recently.
Feng Wuli: It seems that several people who have been to B are unconscious for some reason.
17 Chinese medicine Zhen Meili: No way? Why haven't I heard of it?
17 Shang Ying Niu Tou Ren: No, everyone who likes the second dimension is a good person
President: Huh? Where did the news come from?
Feng Wuli realized that these
The news may currently be analyzed by the company itself.
He couldn't send out all the pictures Director Yang sent him, and he couldn't tell them not to go because he got some information from chasing the wind and catching shadows. He could only vaguely say that it was some gossip about himself. Several friends went to B a few days ago, and now they don’t know how to get into the hospital.
In short, let them be careful on their own. When going outside, they must be on guard against others.
President: It doesn’t matter, I will take action
Mr. President: Let’s see who dares to bully the kid I brought out.
There are a bunch of weird monsters down there, some female and some male.
Feng Wuli smiled, and then clicked on the link sent to him by the president. It was a Taobao website. It seemed that he told her what he liked and had it delivered tonight.
Oh, there are so many types, you can find almost all the characters from popular shows in recent years.
A dazzling array——
Feng Wuli only found it interesting.
In the end, he chose two sets of the isekai reincarnation series that were very popular in the past two years. The two twin characters in them, one is a blue-haired ghost and the other is a pink-haired ghost. They were often hit the screen back then. "If true love has colors, Then it must be blue, and the main thing - the character wears a maid outfit.
The private message was sent to the president.
Animation Club President: Huh? Do you want two sets?
Feng Wuli: Is that okay? My friend happens to be a set of twins
Animation Club President: No problem!
Feng Wuli: Thank you, boss.
President of the Animation Club: Come pick it up at the school gate at eight o’clock.
Feng Wuli: OK
In fact, he was so beautiful that he was already bubbling with beauty. As for how to persuade Wang Xilou to wear a maid outfit, he just said that he was working for him and that this was a task given to him by Director Yang. He hoped that Master would cooperate with him well. She had guidance on this kind of thing. My dear apprentice is just as persistent and serious about his homework.
If it doesn't work, the worst is to blow the pillow tonight. Wang Xilou has always been soft-hearted.
As for the other one——
"Ponu, come with me to the comic exhibition tomorrow."
"Ah, oh oh." She was still busy pushing the tower.
"Wear a maid outfit."
"OK!"
Life is so unpretentious.
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