"It's still too hot now. It will be cooler in a few months so we can go out and play."
"Then after another two months, it became extremely cold!" Wang Xilou said.
Feng Wuli turned his head and glanced at her: "Aren't you afraid of the cold this year?"
"Oh? Yes!"
After entering the amusement park, it was a question of which project to play. There were various roller coasters and buildings in sight. Even though it was only ten o'clock, there were long queues for each project.
"What's the formation of this team? This one is shorter, let's play this one!" Yeji was still walking on the white line.
"That's the toilet." Feng Wuli said.
"There's a queue for the toilet!"
"Most people are like this."
"Why don't you just find a pile of sand and dig a hole?" She said matter-of-factly, "We used to do this sometimes."
Su Xiaoqin couldn't help but glance at her, and then realized that this beautiful woman was actually a cat.
Two pictures appeared in her mind, one showing the form of the goddess Ye Ji in front of her, and the other showing the chubby black cat, and then she tried to combine the two organically - the combination failed.
The only thing they have in common is that their hair is black.
"You can't leave." Ye Ji stopped moving, and the store manager Shichifu who was walking the white line with them behind him couldn't leave.
Suddenly, a scream sounded from the horizon, and there was a huge sound of wheels rolling on the rails. A group of people below looked up and saw a roller coaster falling from the sky with a whoosh.
One cat, one fox, and Chi Fu looked up blankly.
Feng Wuli was looking at the map of the amusement park and confirmed the location. Wang Xilou leaned his head over and asked, "What are you looking at?"
"National secret."
"pull!"
"Why don't you ask me if you don't know how to read?"
"Let me see……"
She approached Feng Wuli and raised the phone so much that she couldn't even see her feet. She slapped his butt so loudly that she made herself laugh. She giggled and said, "Put it down a little."
"Violence……"
"It's the map." She scratched her head and asked, "Where are we?"
Being too close, Feng Wuli smelled a vague fragrance on her body. It was different from the special smell that she had smelled since she was a child, but a perfume that smelled very technological and noble.
He sniffed and asked, "Are you wearing perfume?"
Wang Xilou asked mysteriously: "Does it smell good?"
"It smells good. Did you buy it yourself?"
"Jeshu gave it to me." She sniffed her arm and felt that it smelled delicious.
"But it still smells better than before."
"Before? How could I wear perfume before?"
"Forget it, just pretend I didn't say it."
Wang Xilou rolled his eyes, smiled and disliked him: "Hey! Pervert!"
Feng Wuli was helpless: "Why have you become perverted again?"
The little girl was clamoring to sit on the one just above her head. Feng Wuli took them to queue, but something very embarrassing happened. The minimum height requirement for the roller coaster was 1.2 meters, and Wanwan was only over 1.1 meters tall.
"Children, stepping on your feet doesn't count." The staff said to the little fox girl with a smile.
Wanwan is so sad!
She bared her teeth, opened the lid of the large kettle on her back, took a few big sips, covered it, and wiped her mouth roughly with the back of her hand, like a hero in a TV series.
Then he held the kettle below and watched them fly past the sky with a whoosh, followed by a scream that resounded through the sky.
Someone next to me said, "Holy crap, there's a polar bear in the sky!"
By the time they come down, everyone is different.
Su Xiaoqin's face was pale and she held Po Nu's arm, while Po Nu signaled: "Don't be afraid, my beloved, we have returned to the ground."
Wang Xilou said that it was too slow and was not exciting. He told Su Xiaoqin that it was nothing, and asked her if she was interested in going to the moon. Her cousin took her to fly up.
"..." Su Xiaoqin felt that she was playing Lin Daiyu, but
Joined the crew of Journey to the West.
"Sister Xiaolou...have you ever been to the moon?" she asked weakly.
"I've been up there, I flew directly there, but there's nothing up there."
"Sister Xiaolou..." She hesitated, but finally asked, "Are you a monster too?"
"No, I'm a god." She looked serious. The cousin next to her whispered something, but she gave him a slap in the face without saying a word.
Su Xiaoqin was shocked and asked again: "I heard from my uncle and my parents that my cousin was taken away by a female Taoist priest."
"Yes, it's me."
Su Xiaoqin even hesitated to speak. She already knew that the world was not simple. Just yesterday, she refreshed her understanding of herself and updated a bunch of data. But now, at first glance, the world is still no different from the past. If she wants to know more secrets, she needs to take the initiative to explore.
But now Cousin and the others are NPCs with plot missions, who can trigger conversations and let her know the truth about the world.
It’s just that she’s not naturally someone who likes to get to the bottom of things.
There were some things that she was really curious about, so she asked a few questions that she really wanted to know.
"How did Sister Xiaolou become a god? Has she always been a god?"
"No, I was a human in the beginning, and then I became a god."
"Are there many gods?"
"It depends on how you judge. After all, some monsters or people who are spiritual practitioners are also worshiped as gods, but there are probably more than a dozen gods recognized by Taoism."
"Amazing…"
"I'm not humble, I'm very powerful."
"Is Sun Wukong also real?"
"Sun Wukong is not as powerful as me, he will definitely not be able to defeat me now."
"..." Although she was shocked that my cousin-in-law was so powerful, she didn't seem to ask who of you was more powerful.
"Then..." she asked cautiously, "How old is Sister Xiaolou this year?"
"Me? I was born probably in the second year of Zhenglong, that is, 1157."
When Su Xiaoqin heard 1157, her brain shrank for a moment, but she knew that this cousin was definitely not a modern person, so it was not that difficult to accept.
My cousin-in-law, Su Xiaoqin, who is over 800 years old, feels that the world is too crazy.
Then she asked some other questions, such as why she fell in love with her cousin when she was over 800 years old, such as how Sister Ponu and Sister Chifu turned out not to be human beings, but were both clones of her cousin, such as whether there were many monsters.
She pursed her lips.
It turns out that my cousin was a child adopter and was raised by my cousin-in-law herself - so weird!
Ye Ji kept telling Wanwan how much fun it had just been.
"Wanwan, Wanwan is very interesting down there, it's so interesting!"
Ye Ji asked: "Ah? What is Wanwan doing down there?"
"...Drink water, this water is delicious."
"But you drink it often."
"It's different, it's different." Wanwan had a serious look on her face, trying to convince Lady Ye Ji that it would be interesting if she didn't sit down there. None of you knew how happy Wanwan was just now.
The competitive spirit of a child.
Wang Xilou said he wanted to ride the merry-go-round.
It should be said that it was not just her, other little girls also expressed their interest in the carousel. Feng Wuli felt that Su Xiaoqin looked at him strangely and wondered what Wang Xilou had just talked about with her.
Chifu wears a beautiful lo-skirt and walks like a real princess in the amusement park. Many younger sisters can't help but look at her secretly.
One of them was out playing with her parents, and a little girl aged four or five asked her, "Sister, are you a princess?"
"Xiao Qing!" Her mother pulled her back funny, but the little girl broke away from her mother's hand and insisted, "Are you a princess?"
Chifu felt extremely embarrassed. She treated such a little girl much more gently than she treated Po Nufeng and the others. She smiled and said softly: "Sorry, I'm not a male..."
As soon as she finished speaking, Po Nu came out and stopped in front of her and the little girl:
"Who are you, approaching our Princess Chifugi, and what do you want?"
Chifugi was stunned. If this skirt wasn't inconvenient, she would have wanted to kick it right now.
"What do you want?" The little girl tilted her head and repeated what Po Nu just said.
Po Nu coughed: "I'm just asking you why you want to get close to our princess. Are you a bad guy sent by the vicious queen? You want to harm our princess!"
The mother of the child next to her just smiled gently. She could obviously tell that the child was playing with her, but her daughter was at an age where she loved princesses and Barbie dolls.
"Protect Princess Chiuchi!" Yeji on the side did not know what was going on, but she also came out to fight. She was wearing a bloated polar bear doll costume, which made her look even more like a fairy tale.
The little girl's eyes lit up.
Wanwan also ran out happily and said she wanted to protect Princess Chifugi, and hugged Princess Chifugi with her eyes closed.
He was so grown up that he looked back and saw that the two masters and apprentices were really laughing at him. Among them, Wang Xilou was busy taking pictures of himself!
The little sister hurriedly said to her: "Your Highness! I am not a bad person sent by the queen!"
"What do you have to prove?" Po Nu is now a staunch knight.
"I, I have a sticker of Princess Elsa!" The little sister stretched out her hand, and there was indeed a princess sticker on the back of Bai Shengsheng's hand.
Ponu Yeji and Wanwan stood around the back of her hand, pointing in a dignified manner, like three bullies.
Po Nu nodded and admitted her identity: "So you are Princess Elsa's friend."
The little sister's eyes suddenly brightened: "Yes! I am Princess Elsa's friend, I am not the evil queen's helper."
"May I have your name?"
"My name is Xiaoqing."
Feng Wuli felt that Po Nu would definitely be good at taking care of children in the future.
Xiaoqing's mother apologized and said: "She likes Princess Elsa very much and has always believed that fairy tales are true."
Ponu smiled and said, "That's good." Then he rubbed the little girl's head and allowed her to approach Princess Chifugi.
"It's just that I often say strange things, and I feel like I'm a little too fanciful."
"Children are all like this." It was rare for Po Nu to be serious.
"It's true, mom, look, this is Sister Fox." She pointed at Wanwan and said.
It was because Chifugi in the lo skirt, Ye Ji in doll clothes, and Wanwan with fox ears and tail appeared together that she felt that Chifugi was a princess.
Wanwan's fox ears stood up with a confused look on her face, and her wagging tail behind her stopped wagging.
This is not funny.
Several people present had more micro-expressions.
"Xiao Qing, you can't do this, it's very rude." Xiao Qing's mother stopped her.
"All right."
Wanwan's tail wagged again, she was called sister just now, hehe.
She rubbed her nose proudly with her index finger.
They were all heading towards the carousel. During this period, Ponu whispered to Xiaoqing if she saw Wanwan's fox tail, and Xiaoqing nodded.
"Can no one else see it?"
"Can you also see it, Lord Knight?"
"Only smart children can see it. They are not smart adults, so they can't see it."
"Sister Yanzi told me the same thing."
"Sister Yanzi?" Po Nu was stunned.
"She is a very beautiful swallow. She can talk and turn into a beautiful big sister."
"That's it." Po Nu guessed it was a monster in the city. She went to the back and told Wang Xilou about it.
Wang Xilou said: "It does smell like other little monsters, but the smell should be very weak, so weak that a dog can chase it for two miles. The company is too lazy to care about that."
Su Xiaoqin on the side gained a new understanding of monsters
.
They don't care anymore.
Other children also came over. Some of them thought Chifu was so beautiful in the lo-skirt, and some were attracted by Ye Ji's doll costume, thinking that she was like other staff in the amusement park and wanted to take a photo with her.
As long as Ye Ji agrees with her identity as a polar bear, she won't refuse anything she comes to.
Carousel Feng Wuli really couldn't feel the fun of this thing, but the little girls were very happy, and even Su Xiaoqin laughed happily.
He stopped going up and was responsible for taking pictures of them below.
Ye Ji asked: "Why can't my horse catch up with Po Nu's?"
Po Nu turned around and said, "Because your horse is not as fast as mine!"
"nonsense!"
Chifu, Wanwan and the little sister named Xiaoqing just now were sitting in the pumpkin car.
Wang Xilou posed and shouted to Feng Wuli outside: "It's nice to take a good photo, I'll use it for Douyin!"
Really speechless, he turned the camera to Xiaoqin behind him: "Xiaoqin, look here."
The cousin panicked and reluctantly made a scissor gesture.
After coming down, Ye Ji clamored to sit down again, and Wanwan also raised her hand in agreement. Feng Wuli had never seen anyone so boring. As a result, the other girls unanimously decided to sit down again.
He waited outside again.
After coming down, I saw someone selling ice cream, so each of us took one and ate it while walking.
During this period, you can see many staff in the amusement park wearing fancy clothes or doll costumes like Ye Ji. Some of them have their own settings and will interact with tourists.
One thing they have in common is that they are almost all handsome men and beautiful women.
There are many various shops in the park, some selling things and some playing games. The few of them were temporarily separated for activities. Feng Wuli saw there were handmade jewelry there, not expensive but just exquisite, so he pulled Wang Go to the west building and take a look.
Su Xiaoqin and Ye Ji went to the bathroom and agreed to wait for her outside. When she came out, she couldn't see the polar bear. Remembering her cousin's words to keep a close eye on her, she quickly looked around.
Then I looked for her behind a group of children who were queuing up to receive free balloons.
"Please give me a balloon." Yeji lined up behind a group of children. Seeing that it was finally her turn, she asked with a straight face.
He is already very powerful and can say yes.
Su Xiaoqin quickly went over to pull her away. She was afraid of being embarrassed and whispered, "This is for the children."
"Haha, it doesn't matter. Come on, I'll give you one." The employee said with a hearty smile.
So Ye Ji had a bald and strong hydrogen balloon in her hand, and she quickly went to Wanwan and Po Nu to show off.
The result of showing off was naturally snatched away by the Po slave.
Feng Wuli’s sweet time with Master Shifu didn’t last long when the cat at home came crying and said that Ponu bullied her again.
Tired.
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