In the end, Feng Wuli and Wang Xilou successfully persuaded their third uncle and third aunt to go back first and let them take care of them here. Stomach trouble is not a big problem, but it feels like it will kill you if you get it.
"I just eat junk food." Third aunt said: "I don't even know how to eat breakfast. I drink milk tea every day."
Wang Xilou slapped Feng Wuli on the back of the head: "Listen to what Third Auntie said, I usually tell you to eat less junk food, but you don't listen!"
Feng Wuli couldn't bear it anymore.
Then the third aunt talked to Wang Xilou about various current food hygiene issues.
"This has happened several times before. She suddenly cried out in pain, had diarrhea for many days, and also had a fever. Then she went to the hospital."
"That's quite serious."
"There are very few healthy young people in modern times. If you don't check, you won't know. If you check, you will be sick!"
"I play computer games." Wang Xilou said in a professional manner.
At this time, Su Xiaoqin was still huddled behind Feng Wuli, showing fear of the unfamiliar environment. She would meow from time to time, and Feng Wuli actually thought it was cute.
Po Nu was teasing her with a data cable, shaking it like a cat. Su Xiaoqin stared at the thread, and then suddenly pounced on it after a while.
Feng Wuli patted her hand angrily.
"This is my cousin, not a cat."
"Hehe." Ponu thought it was fun. She retracted her hand and extended it to Su Xiaoqin's chin: "Hey, hey, hey."
The cousin showed a comfortable expression and narrowed her eyes.
Feng Wuli slapped Po Nu on the back of her head, and she retracted her hand in grievance and eagerness.
Then the cousin was a little confused and started to lick her arm again. He and Po Nu quickly stopped her.
It's just that no one around them seems to be able to see this scene. In the eyes of the third aunt and the others, everything is normal.
In the end, Su Xiaoqin stayed in the hospital for observation, and would go back after a few days if nothing happened. Feng Wuli and Wang Xilou would take care of her here, while the third uncle and the others would go back to Yangcheng first.
Before leaving, the third aunt did not forget to ask Feng Wuli to teach her cousin some skills in learning. She has been smart since she was a child, but she is just lazy. It is best to motivate her.
Feng Wuli said he would.
When he returned to the room, the manager of the store was sitting on a chair with his legs together. Because his legs were not long enough, only his toes touched the ground. The small crossbody bag he bought today was placed on his thigh. He was not wearing the Lolita clothes he bought today but the clothes next door. My sister was dressed up, and the only lace element on her body was the lace mid-calf princess socks. She looked extremely well-behaved. When she saw them coming back, she opened her mouth several times and said what she had in mind several times:
"I just said no, but auntie was still so polite and insisted on peeling it for me."
No one paid any attention to her.
Her face turned red, and she touched her lower molar with the tip of her tongue in embarrassment, humming.
The next second, the apple in his hand was snatched away by Po Nu.
She was so anxious that she immediately went to grab it. The soles of her newly bought cloth shoes were hard and the ground made a loud thumping sound.
When he snatched it back, he had already taken two big bites from Po Nu. Po Nu spoke slurred words and huddled in the corner to protect his face with his arms. He was still chewing the apple in his mouth and remained silent despite being punched and kicked by his sisters.
"Stop making trouble, what are you doing at the hospital?" Feng Wuli had a headache.
"What should I do with my cousin?" Wang Xilou asked.
"Take it back first."
"What's the explanation from the hospital?"
Should I be discharged directly? It's not impossible, but I don't know how many days it will take to go back. If I can't recover in a short time, then hospitalization is the best excuse to stay. And during the hospitalization, I don't know whether Ms. Su or my second uncle will be there when the time comes. , cousin, will they come over to visit?
Feng Wuli quickly came up with a perfect plan.
Ten minutes later, the demon was lying on the bed expressionlessly, having transformed into his cousin. Po Nu took off Su Xiaoqin's hospital gown and put it on her.
"I don't want to do it." She said bluntly.
Feng Wuli got straight to the point: "Conditions."
"Bracelet." She whispered
Open your lips.
Feng Wuli was speechless: "Is there something wrong with you? Each one of you can't get along with the bracelet. Isn't this because you are competing? And what's the use of having a bracelet? You can't go out all day long."
The demon gave him a cold look.
If Su Xiaoqin were here, she would be surprised that her face could also have such a cold expression, and it was so sassy.
She said, "You have to ask that person who shows off his bracelet every time he comes in."
Feng Wuli turned around and glanced at Po Nu over there. Po Nu was still teasing the cat. Chifu seemed to find it interesting too. He cut a small piece of apple and asked Po Nu to feed it.
Wang Xilou was scolding the two of them not to treat their cousin like a small animal.
Feng Wuli turned around and said to her: "It's obviously impossible for you to play the role of cousin and lie here for a few days and then give you a bracelet. It's unfair to Chifu. But if you promise to do five things for me in the future, I will promise you." "
Anyway, gold maintains its value. If the family falls into decline, they can still make a comeback by selling their bracelets. Feng Wuli distracted his mind and thought about random things.
No, if you want them all, the Right Emperor also needs to prepare one.
Thinking of Youhuang's Hao Wan, which was thicker than his calf, I felt that a bracelet of hers might not cost hundreds of thousands - she was suddenly so poor.
She lowered her eyelids and said, "Deal."
"Don't you even ask what it is?" Feng Wuli and she were always at odds with each other.
"It doesn't matter."
So cold.
As if she disliked herself very much, Feng Wuli also couldn't bear to see this shadow. Although he would tell himself in his heart that this was all caused by Wang Xilou's separated emotions. There are people like Po Nu who are obsessed with themselves and become crazy, and naturally there are also ghosts. This kind of person despises himself as if he were wearing worn shoes.
But he was unhappy, he just didn’t want to be objective.
And she clearly asked for the bracelet. Even if she was annoyed by Po Nu showing off in front of her all day long, if she didn't care, would she ask him for the bracelet? Feng Wuli felt that this was an extremely conflicted Wang Xilou to cover up his true feelings by saying "fighting with Po Nu".
"Okay, first thing, change back to Wang Xilou and kiss me."
Feng Wuli thought she would be embarrassed, but he was wrong. She was still calm, just looked up into his eyes and said, "Those are two things."
"Then treat it as two different things." Feng Wuli found that he subconsciously wanted to avoid the person who was looking at him just now.
"Can."
"..."
Then he was kissed by Wang Xilou with a look of disgust on his face.
"Someone is eating!" Po Nu shouted over there.
Two glances came over, and the demon was not embarrassed at all. On the contrary, Feng Wuli was a little unnatural, and she always sat upright.
He also wiped his mouth at Po Nu, his face was expressionless, but Po Nu could see the hint of provocation.
After explaining some things, Feng Wuli took her cousin away. This was not an easy task, because she would be scared when she stood up, and would crawl to the ground as soon as she let go. However, when she climbed on the ground, she was not kneeling on her knees, but on her knees. It is to step on the ground with the tip of your toes and a little bit of your toes, and push forward with your hands.
The difference between the human body and felines makes it easy for her to fall down in this posture.
And she showed extreme discomfort with the shoes on her feet.
The same goes for clothes. I have been trying to tear the fabric from the beginning.
Wang Xilou planned to knock her out and carry her back.
Feng Wuli stopped him: "Don't you have any reliable method? Can't you blow a breath to make her faint?"
Wang Xilou pinched his chin: "Do you think that immortals can do everything? Master has never learned those despicable methods."
"What if I break it later?"
"Wait a minute, master knows that there are monsters. I'm going to catch a monster that can be entangled by this kind of dizzy spirit." She went to the window, stepped on the window sill with one foot, and held the windows on both sides with her hands.
Feng Wuli stopped her.
Unexpectedly, the sleeping fan I bought in Jinling last year has come into use.
I kept tinkering until after ten o'clock, then
Back to the flower shop.
The store was open, and Ye Ji was playing with Xiao Mei with the cat teasing stick. Xiao Mei didn't want to play with her, so Ye Ji tried to teach her how to play with the cat teasing stick.
This is very strange, because usually these stray cats will not enter the store. At most, they stay under the flower stand at the door. Feng Wuli recently considered building a cat dormitory for them there.
Out of his ability to associate, Feng Wuli probably thought of this possibility in an instant.
He took two or three steps over in annoyance, pinched Ye Ji's face hard, and then picked up the ragdoll cat that was running around on the ground with a catnip toy on it.
He held the ragdoll cat between its front paws under its armpits, lifted it into the air, and asked, "Can you understand what I'm saying?"
Although it seems stupid to do this, even if this idea is wrong, it will not be embarrassing in front of anyone.
As a result, the Ragdoll cat kept nodding!
Ye Ji stood up angrily, wanting to avenge the pinch she had just made. He glared at her fiercely and immediately squatted down with her head in her hands.
Feng Wuli looked at the raised cat and said to her, "Well, if you are Su Xiaoqin, just bark twice."
"Meow! Meow!" she cried very loudly.
Feng Wuli already felt that this was the truth, but there were still a few more procedures to avoid making mistakes. Then he put the ragdoll cat on the table and continued the instructions, including shaking hands, spinning in circles, and jumping.
And the ragdoll cat did it all!
Really hammered!
This cat is his cousin!
So now my cousin is possessed by Xiaomei. No wonder she hid behind him when she saw him in the hospital. After all, compared to the strangers present, Xiaomei is the most familiar with him.
At this time, the soul in Xiaomei's body is actually his cousin!
I have a headache and want to restart.
Feng Wuli said, "Don't worry, Xiaoqin. It's a bit complicated to explain, but don't worry yet."
"Woo-"
Feng Wuli sat behind the computer desk, put the cat on his lap, looked at Ye Ji squatting next to him, and angrily gave the polar bear a blow.
"Look, you did a good job."
"What good things have we done?" Ye Ji even felt a little aggrieved.
"You're done, you're done, you've caused a big trouble, you're going to be kicked out!" Po Nu followed closely behind Su Xiaoqin, and was gloating as soon as he came in.
"Nonsense!" Ye Ji is not good at words and can only shout nonsense.
Wang Xilou was replying to her aunt's message. She walked a little slowly and hung slowly behind a few people. She had just entered the door now. After she finished sending a voice message, she had to listen to it by herself. Theoretically, they could listen to her words twice, but in fact she said The words are said twice, so they can actually hear them four times.
"Aunt and aunt, are you here? Are you here?"
call out--
Then she clicked on her voice again and listened to it again.
"What are you doing holding this cat? You don't even know if it's dirty or not." When she came in, she saw Feng Wuli holding the stray cat. Although this beautiful stuffed animal should have been abandoned or lost, so it was better than ordinary ones. Stray cats like to be clean, but they must have never been bathed after being homeless for so long.
Wang Xilou has always ignored these stray cats and playing with their own cats, but she is a soft-hearted god. Feng Wuli found that although she said she disliked them, she recently planned to give all the stray cats in the neighborhood a bath and even catch them for vaccination. , pick eggs.
Feng Wuli felt tired at this time, so he asked classmate Po Nu, who knew the truth with him, to explain to them.
"So you are Xiaoqin!" Wang Xilou suddenly realized!
The ragdoll cat in Feng Wuli's arms nodded vigorously!
"Oh, you look so pitiful." Wang Xilou looked distressed, "Here, my cousin will hold me and I'll give you a bath when I go back!"
Su Xiaoqin: "..."
She was hugged by her cousin like a cat. No, she was a cat now.
She had just vaguely noticed that something was wrong. For example, her cousin's cat could turn into a human. For example, when her cousin and the others learned that she had turned into a cat, their reaction was not calm, but they were not panicked. Later, she heard that Sister Ponu said
Yes, it seems that this cousin's cat named Ye Ji accidentally turned himself into a cat.
The reason was actually because he mentioned it in front of her this morning: It's great to be a cat!
Her current mood was just like the fur on her body that had been wet and dried countless times when she was wandering, and then tangled together. It was extremely messy and tangled.
But it’s good to know that it seems like it should be possible to change back.
"Meow~" she shouted to her cousin-in-law.
"Hey, you're still calling, what do you mean?" Wang Xilou asked Ye Ji over there: "Translate, translate."
"How do we know, are you screaming?"
Su Xiaoqin: "..."
"He also said, let her change back soon." Feng Wuli gave her another blow, and Ye Ji squatted down again holding her head.
"I don't know that she has really changed. I have tried it so many times without success."
"..." Feng Wuli suspected that every time she called herself a cat, she was casting a spell, so she had always been lucky?
Ye Ji shouted to Su Xiaoqin: "Change back!"
The ragdoll cat in Wang Xilou's arms looked down at himself and found that there was no change.
"There's no change, right?" Po Nu said, watching from the side.
"We don't know, it just changed like this."
"Could it be a matter of timing? She cast the spell in the afternoon and it only took effect at night. It might take a while before it takes effect." Feng Wuli made a reasonable guess.
"I didn't know it!"
"Keep your voice down."
"Woo~"
Wang Xilou gently touched his cousin in his arms, frowned and thought for a while, and said: "Speaking of the art of transforming into sheep and transforming into deer, Master Qingdi is very good at this kind of spiritual entanglement, but now it is not like transforming into a sheep." Animal skills, on the contrary, are of the Yang God exchange type. This kind of method that touches the Yang God is the method of Master Meng Po. However, Master Meng Po’s whereabouts have always been mysterious. Maybe you can ask Monkey Sun, what does he know about this type of Soul Yang God type? Ling Juan is also outstanding, and he happens to be in this county recently."
Su Xiaoqin's eyes were shining brightly in her arms, and she always felt like she had heard something extraordinary.
Po Meng? Is it the Meng Po soup?
Sun Houhou's direction was even more obvious, and she thought of Sun Wukong almost instantly.
Because she has now encountered supernatural phenomena, it is possible to accept other supernatural things and believe in their existence almost immediately, but she did not expect that the legendary Monkey King is actually real.
And from the tone of my cousin's sister-in-law's voice, they seemed to know each other!
Who is my cousin’s house? ?
She couldn't bear such a big secret as a cat!
"Then let's wait until tomorrow or the day after tomorrow to ask for advice. Let's assume that Xiaoye's spiritual entanglement has a lag, and it will take some time to take effect. If it doesn't change back within three days, then ask the great sage for advice." Feng Wuli made the final decision:
"Okay, let's go home and go to bed today. It's almost half past eleven."
There is still work to be done closing the store.
Wang Xilou put his cousin down and let her play by herself.
The conversation ended suddenly.
"..." Su Xiaoqin wondered if we could discuss the matter of her turning into a cat.
It was almost twelve o'clock when we finished cleaning up.
Feng Wuli hugged Ye Ji, lowered his head and asked, "Do you want Xiaoqin to go alone or hold her?"
"Meow~"
"Well, meow if you want to leave, and meow twice if you want to hold me."
The ragdoll cat lowered his head and thought for a moment, then raised his head again: "Meow~"
"Then let's walk, go with Xiaoye."
"I have to hold you!"
Feng Wuli threw the cat in his hand directly.
The culprit of "Wandering Cousin 2" hasn't taught you a lesson yet!
As soon as Ye Ji landed, she pounced on him and bit his feet.
Su Xiaoqin followed them in small steps.
In fact, after I stopped panicking, this feeling was quite novel.
while in class
At that time, she was good at studies, outgoing, and had a rich family. Students with these characteristics were born to be the focus of the class, but she was just shy easily. When she went out to get a drink of water, there were many classmates around her in the aisle. So, I just chose to wait for the next class to get water from the introverted students.
Who got how many points in the exam, which classmate changed to a pair of expensive shoes, who fell in love with whom, that person went abroad to travel during the holidays.
She did not participate in these youth topics because she had nothing interesting to say. She felt that she was a boring person who liked to hide behind, wear heavy thick glasses, and secretly chew on other people's youth.
But now she has a topic that if she talks about it, it will definitely blow up the fish pond.
She turned into a cat! Who understands? !
If she told her classmates this, they would definitely not believe it, and then continue to discuss their expensive new shoes, excellent grades, and sour love. But in fact, she is the only one who knows this is true, so it is not that she does not have an interesting youth. experience.
It’s that they don’t deserve to hear their own stories.
She had no reason to feel a sense of vanity and superiority, even though she knew it was not worth showing off at all, but it was something unique in her small world.
Even though I am trapped in a nutshell, I still think of myself as the king of infinite space.
"Meow~"
Feng Wuli lowered his head and glanced at her: "What's wrong? Do you want to carry her away?"
The cat on the ground shook his head,
Explore the world through the eyes of cats at a cheerful pace.
Feng Wuli didn't understand what this cousin was thinking. It was difficult to guess the thoughts of girls, and it was even harder to guess the thoughts of adolescent girls. The adolescent girls who turned into cats were probably as difficult to understand as the unsolved mysteries of mathematics.
When I got home, the lights were on.
Wanwan was watching TV in the living room, still wearing a primary school uniform with two braids in her ears.
"Lord Feng Wuli, you are back!" I didn't bring Wanwan with me when I went to my cousin's house for dinner today. It was not good to have too many people, so I asked the little fox girl to buy groceries and cook at home.
"I'm so exhausted, I'm so exhausted!" As soon as Po Nu entered the door, she walked to the living room to unload her cousin from her back. In fact, it's not tiring to carry someone on her back, but she was just used to shouting that she was tired as soon as she got home. Wang Xilou Immediately scolded:
"Don't enter the living room without taking off your shoes!"
Po Nu silently quickened his pace without being heard.
"Wanwan, it's almost twelve o'clock and you still haven't gone to bed?"
"I'm waiting for you. Hey, why is there a kitten?" Wanwan squatted in front of the white kitten that often hung around in front of the store: "Why is Xiaomei here?"
Su Xiaoqin saw a child who looked like a giant.
"This is my cousin, Wanwan, please say hello to your cousin."
"Ah? Isn't this Xiaomei?"
"Cousin now."
"Oh, hello, cousin, I'm Wanwan!" the little fox girl chuckled.
"Meow~"
"Haha, do you know how to shake hands?" Wanwan stretched out a hand.
Su Xiaoqin silently raised a front paw to hold for this cute little sister.
"Go to the living room and play, you'll want to sleep after playing for a while." Feng Wuli rubbed her head.
Su Xiaoqin didn't expect that she would have to take care of a child. Then she saw the little sister in front of her suddenly transformed into a big-tailed fox in front of her!
Su Xiaoqin: "!!"
Could it be possible that my cousin’s family is full of monsters?
"Take your cousin to our secret base quickly!" Ye Ji was anxious.
Wang Xilou put on his slippers, frowned and said, "No! Xiaoqin, don't worry about them for now. My cousin will take you to take a bath first. I'm not saying that you are dirty, you must be feeling very uncomfortable."
Su Xiaoqin followed Wang Xilou in a daze. Looking back, she saw the fat black cat and the red fox running upstairs.
"Xiao Qin, don't worry, my cousin will put the water on for you to take a bath first, and then you can play with them later."
Su Xiaoqin felt that her cousin-in-law had some misunderstanding about her.
Wang Xilou rolled up his sleeves, thought for a moment and then grabbed Ye Ji by the back of her neck.
Came back: "Don't run away either, come here and take a shower!"
"Meow meow meow!"
"Whatever was washed was only a few days ago!"
"Meow meow!"
"You call him and see if he can wash you." Wang Xilou snorted.
"Meow meow meow."
Su Xiaoqin didn't know what the exchange between the man and the cat was. She tilted her head and looked up. She thought it was very interesting and walked into the bathroom step by step.
When she was washed and dried, she was a sweet, sweet-smelling kitten again!
Su Xiaoqin happily walked into the living room.
Then I saw Sister Ponu teasing me with a laser pointer. I saw Sister Ponu shooting the laser pen into the corner, and I immediately jumped on it. After I jumped on it, the red dot was covered by the back and I couldn't see the last part. His face was confused, and after a while he saw it again and immediately pounced on it, accompanied by various meows.
Her whole cat is bad!
"Haha, what a stupid human being."
Ye Ji had just finished having her hair blown by Wang Xilou. He passed by her slowly and said proudly, "I already knew that you can't catch that red dot!"
Su Xiaoqin looked at the body possessed by the kitten being played with like this, and looked at her cousin on the sofa with some grievances, trying to ask her cousin to stop sister Ponu from persecuting her, but she heard her cousin and sister Ponu say: "Try the cat Is peppermint useful?"
"Oh, I'll get it!!" Po Nu thought this cousin was so funny!
However, after he dipped his hands in catnip, the scene of his imagined cousin rushing towards him did not appear. Instead, Ye Ji and the ragdoll cat he brought back were fascinated and wanted to come over and smell his hands.
"Let us smell it, let us smell it quickly!"
Feng Wuli discovered that a cat's unique physiological mechanism would respond to catnip, but he realized in the next second that this ragdoll cat was his cousin.
"Xiaoqin, Xiaoqin, wake up!"
"Meow~"
At this time, the cousin was obviously high.
After Wang Xilou came out from the shower, Feng Wuli and Po Nu were both punished as expected.
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