Po Nu seemed to have suddenly opened up the Ren and Du channels. The bow and arrow in her hand became a toy. She could hit wherever she wanted with an arrow. The admiring eyes of her two cousins and her younger cousin made her feel light-headed immediately. She said it was a pity that this place It's indoors. If you go to the wild, Gaolu will give you a whole wild goose or a wild deer.
Feng Wuli, who was on the side, also took a bow and was too lazy to complain. He also shot Dayan with one arrow and shot down a pair of silver bracelets, and another arrow shot through the iron window.
He shot an arrow, eh, crookedly, and barely hit the target, but it didn't have the heavy and powerful feeling of hitting the target like Po Nu, as if he hit it lightly.
He glanced at another arrow next to him, made a duang sound, and used a set of arrows to shoot a character with the word "slave" on the target.
"..."
Is she really a genius?
Po Nu began to teach the two cousins how to shoot accurate and stable arrows.
Several young people nearby were very suspicious that this was a max-level boss returning to Novice Village to play with them.
The problem is how ugly this girl's stance, holding the bow, and nocking the arrow should be!
It really looks like an outsider!
Of course, it is not ruled out that he is the kind of boss with evil tastes. For example, he has reached the pinnacle of calligraphy and likes to use various props to write good calligraphy to insult people.
"Ali, is this your friend?"
"Yeah." Ma Dali didn't say much.
"What kind of boss is this?"
Someone came over and wanted to meet this awesome female archer. Po Nu was busy teaching her little cousin how to shoot arrows, and waved her hands repeatedly to indicate that she was not free.
The other party touched his nose in embarrassment and said, "Let's come out and play together."
"You cum in yours and I cum in mine, how can we play together? Can't you just stand inside and wait for me to cum?" Po Nu was puzzled.
The little cousin next to her pulled her, fearing that Sister Ponu would suffer.
The man was a little embarrassed and forced the topic: "Are you good at archery, have you practiced?" Just now, he was speaking in very standard Mandarin, but after hearing Po Nu's strong Junsha accent, he now switched to the local dialect. .
"It's not bad, I've been practicing for a few years."
"Just tell me! Why haven't I seen you here before? Where do you usually practice archery?" The other party vaguely discovered a common topic.
"Ionia." Ponu said calmly: "I also practice in Summoner's Rift occasionally."
Without waiting for the other party to be stunned, she asked Ma Dali: "Boss, why is your bow so light? It's like a toy." Po Nu tugged at the bow string to show that she couldn't draw the bow well.
The buddy who just wanted to get to know Po Nu said, "This 25-pound compound bow of yours is suitable for beginners."
"Oh? So there's something heavier?"
Ma Dali went to get a 45-pound compound bow for Po Nu in silence. Po Nu shot an arrow and shook his head: "Light! Light! Light! It's still too light. It's not suitable for my hand. Please give me another one!" "
Ma Dali had no choice but to take another one: "This is a 75-pound one. I haven't seen anyone in the store use it. They have only been using the 40-pound one for fun after practicing for so long."
Po Nu tried it and shot an arrow, and the carbon arrow exploded.
I changed to a 30-meter target, which I could barely shoot at.
But she still shook her head: "It doesn't suit my hand, it doesn't suit my hand!"
Feng Wuli already wanted to pull her away. Why was he pretending to be Sun Wukong? He was pretending to be a borrowed treasure from the Dragon Palace.
But Ma Dali seemed to have known this would be the result. He was also a good-tempered master. He just went back and took out an older style bow and said:
"This traditional bow is what I usually practice and play with. It weighs about 100 pounds, which is the highest poundage I have here. If you...you want a higher poundage, we won't have it here."
"Dali, please leave her alone, she's got a brain." Feng Wuli slapped her forehead angrily, Po Nu chuckled, and Ma Dali's eyelids twitched.
"Come on, Xiaoqin, get ready to take pictures, and my sister will write the word "qin" for you." She coaxed.
Xiaoqin felt dizzy and nodded repeatedly, thinking it was quite fun and she could post it to Moments later after taking pictures.
"Sister Ponu...
..." Xiao Wei looked at her brightly.
Po Nu waved his hand, indicating that all my beloved concubines are available.
The few wealthy people nearby no longer dared to say anything.
It's not that they can't pull a 45-pound bow, but they definitely can't pull it as easily and freely as she does, and their hands feel sore after a set of arrows.
They could also pull a 75-pound bow, but it was too weak to pull it out, and now they saw something.
A 100 pound bow?
A delicate girl, with not much flesh on her arms, shot arrow after arrow with an expressionless face. The arrows flew out like thunder. It is no exaggeration to say that the bow in her hand was as hot as a weapon, and She was still typing on the target. I looked at her hands and made sure there were no calluses left by years of training. The irregular posture didn't look like a deliberate act.
So what is this?
And the problem is not the point. The point is, if she can draw and shoot such a high-pound bow, how can she achieve such high accuracy?
At this level, I can probably win a gold medal in the Olympics.
Even Su Xiaowei and Su Xiaoqin next to them gradually felt that Po Nu was something special.
Feng Wuli also took a bow and shot it for fun. He didn't have the terrifying qualifications of Wang Xilou. He only managed to hit the target after several attempts. He was already very talented.
"Dali, why are the arrows I shot so shaky?"
Ma Dali came over to show him.
"Brother-in-law! Let me teach you~" Ponu was happy when he saw something Feng Wuli didn't know and hurriedly went over to post it.
Feng Wuli slapped her butt with an arrow, signaling her to stop messing around.
Po Nu chuckled.
"Are you good at other sports?" He tried his hand and shot another arrow.
"Just so-so!" She said with a nonchalant look on her face.
"You can learn basketball. I'll take you out to play next time."
"Are you taking me out to save your face?"
Feng Wuli's intention was seen through, and he was not embarrassed at all: "Are you going?" Bringing such a basketball treasure to the livestock in the basketball court will definitely gain face.
"go!"
After playing for a while, he waved his hands to Ma Dali and others, indicating that they should leave and come back to play again next time.
"Don't look at Zhiwei, he's already gone."
"The back looks good too." Zhiwei is the rich boy who just talked to Po Nu. Po Nu has a strong impact on him. He has a lively personality, great looks, and he can also play archery so well.
"Have you taken a liking to her?"
"Admiration, admiration, do you understand?"
"Hey, now that I think about it, this person is quite famous. He looks like a flower-delivery girl nearby. I even saw him on Douyin."
Lin Zhiwei immediately turned around: "What are you talking about, Miss Flower Deliverer? Shaoqing, please explain clearly."
"Well, let me search for you——"
Several rich people came around to take a look and found that she was actually a clerk in a flower shop. She seemed to be a full-time flower delivery person, and she was nicknamed a flower delivery angel. The area nearby was quite popular. The girl in the video just now rode an eDonkey. The scene of the flowers on the car swaying by is simply beautiful.
"Zhiwei, are you really interested in me?"
Xu Shaoqing nodded and said, "Yes, Ah Wei, I just heard her call her brother-in-law, which means they are not boyfriend and girlfriend. Maybe you can have some fun."
"It's not particularly interesting." Lin Zhiwei waved his hand, a little shyly: "I can easily draw a 100-pound bow. I don't think I have any ideas. I just want to make friends."
"I understand, I understand, make friends." Several friends smiled evilly.
Ma Dali was hesitant, but after thinking about it, he stood up and said, "Don't try to influence that person..."
"Eh? Ali, you also have a crush on me?"
Ma Dali's face turned dark. What conditions were there for him to fall in love with the immortal's clone? His age is the product of the two of them.
"Anyway, don't take advantage of others."
Ma Dali didn't want to say anything more, but they were more curious. Isn't this just a flower shop worker? Why did it sound like the water was very deep?
It doesn't seem right, who
A flower delivery worker at a flower shop pulls a 100-pound bow like it's for fun.
…
When Feng Wuli returned to the store with the traveling team, he found that the store was even more lively, and Ms. Su was also here.
"Why did you come so fast?"
Su Xiaoxin and Wang Xilou sat together, holding hands and not knowing what to talk about. When they saw the large troops coming back from outside, they smiled and asked, "Where did you go to play?"
"Take them to Xiangdali for a visit." Feng Wuli was calm and collected.
The two cousins looked at each other with smiles in their eyes, and suddenly felt that this cousin was very kind.
"Auntie, your clothes look so good!" Po Nu rushed forward and snatched the favor. Su Xiaoxin felt like she was being pounced upon by a husky.
Feng Wuli felt happy in her heart.
The third aunt said: "Oh, you two put them together and you can't tell them apart at all!"
Su Xiaoxin smiled and said she couldn't tell the difference either.
Now the more she looks at these two sisters, the more she likes them. The one on the left is hers, and the one on the right is also hers.
Why is my son so lucky?
"Come on, let's go, let's go have dinner, Aqi urged me." As the oldest elder in the room, the third uncle gave the order.
The flower shop is temporarily closed.
Su Xiaoxin drove here. Ponu, Chifu and two cousins sat in her car, while Feng Wuli took the rest of the people there in a taxi.
There is a restaurant not far away, two kilometers away. After dinner, we will go to my cousin's new house to sit for a while.
The husband's family had already set up a table before, but this time only two tables were set up by relatives from my mother's side. After dinner, my second uncle's family came early.
"This way, this way!"
Feng Wuli and the others went over and sat down.
Wang Xilou and Po Nu went to look for their cousin to take care of the baby. Feng Wuli led his cousins to sit at the second uncle's table. The third aunt and third uncle whispered something, then took out two red envelopes and didn't know where they were. There, my uncle and aunt were also there. The uncle was a taciturn, dark-faced man. He took out a cigarette. The waiter told him not to smoke, so he put it back with a dark face.
The scene was chaotic and lively.
Ponu Wang Xilou and Su Xiaowei sat at the next table with their aunts. Su Xiaoqin also wanted to go, but there was no place, so she followed her cousin and sat at the table with the elders.
The second uncle saw a group of juniors. He was not as fond of giving advice as the third uncle. He was more easy-going and asked cheerful questions that were not casual. He also asked what games he liked to play.
His son Su He and Su Xiaoqin were cousins, and they were more familiar with each other than Follow Feng Wuli, but they were talkative, so they had a lively conversation without any barriers.
Feng Wuli couldn't resist it.
Chifuji sat next to him, feeling a little uncomfortable, looking forward to seeing why the food hadn't been served yet.
After everyone sat down, they also chatted about the current situation. After the food was served, the elders talked about the elders' work, and the younger ones talked about the younger ones. Only Chifu was working hard.
Su Xiaoqin couldn't pinch the plate of cowboy ribs, so Feng Wuli pinched it for her, and she whispered thank you.
She thought for a while and asked secretly in a low voice: "Cousin, when my eldest cousin got married last year, I seemed to see you talking to someone under the old locust tree?"
"Is this happening?" Feng Wuli was a little surprised.
"Well, yes, we were talking and laughing."
"Maybe he's on the phone."
"Is that so?"
Su Xiaoqin believed it, but she had also seen this cousin talking to the air under the locust tree when she was a child. She was about four years old during the Spring Festival. Because she was too young, the scene did not scare her at the time.
But I remembered it for many years.
He couldn't have been on the phone at that time. Where did he get the call from?
Su Xiaoqin had always been curious about this strange relative's child when she was a child.
The little girl always loves to fantasize. She occasionally thinks that her cousin can see something that they cannot see. This is not an unreasonable guess without logic. It is known that this gentle cousin is a high-IQ academic master and has no energy. I have a tendency towards similar diseases, and I have seen this cousin many times since childhood.
Show some unusual behavior.
For example, she can talk to the air and chat with crows. It doesn't matter if a child has these abnormalities, but during the Chinese New Year last year, she really saw her cousin chatting with crows again and again.
And that day she somehow got into the mountains. When she was being carried down the mountain, she seemed to be confused and saw a lot of demons and monsters surrounding them.
The scene was already very blurry, and I couldn't tell whether it was a hallucination caused by a fever, or whether it was a dream or reality.
"Come on, Xiaoqin, eat a piece of pork belly."
"Ah, thank you cousin."
"Xiaoqin seems to have been in the top thirty of her grade last semester, right? It's really amazing." Feng Wuli's voice was loud enough that everyone at the table could hear it clearly.
So, just now, we were chatting about when Feng Wuli's second cousin was going to get married. The trend immediately changed, and a circle of elders began to discuss Xiaoqin's study status.
Su Xiaoqin's face turned bitter.
The uncle was asking her where she was going to go to college.
The second uncle was asking her if she had a boyfriend.
Her father happily kept tearing her down.
Even the aunt, aunt and cousin at the next table began to greet her in various ways.
Finally, it seemed that the topic was being changed away, and the cousin next to her said, "Xiaoqin wants to take the exam at Yangcheng University? Where is the chemistry class representative?"
A new round of crusade has begun again.
She suspected that this cousin did it on purpose, but there was no evidence, and the cousin was picking up food for herself. She continued to resist the siege of several elders with a bitter look on her face.
After the meal, she felt that it was more difficult than taking a mock test, and her whole body was hollowed out.
Just as her cousin was about to start chatting with her, she hurriedly stopped her: "Cousin, cousin, please try this catfish, it's so delicious!"
Feng Wuli regretfully stopped.
He is ready to discuss the next topic at the Su family's dinner table.
However, some words fell on Feng Wuli.
Ask him how his college life is, how the flower shop is doing, and then when he and Wang Xilou plan to get married.
Although they are very young now, and Feng Wuli is only a freshman in college, it seems too early to talk about marriage, but the uncle and the others are from the mountains. After graduating from junior high school, they worked for two or three years to get married, have children, and host banquets. Dui, not to mention how long Feng Wuli and Wang Xilou have been living together. It feels like these two are just going through the motions whether they get married or not.
Especially in the past six months, Wang Xilou has really become like his own family in the family group. The topic of marriage does not seem to be urging, but simply wants to see the thoughts of the two young people.
"There's no need to be in such a hurry..." Feng Wuli never thought that one day he would be forced to get married by his relatives.
The uncle said cheerfully, "I'm not urging you, I just want to see what you two think."
"I'm fine with that, just look at her."
Everyone looked at Wang Xilou, and then looked at Su Xiaoxin from left to right, not knowing which one it was.
"Harm! Just wait two more years, he hasn't reached the legal age yet." Wang Xilou looked indifferent, but Feng Wuli saw that her face was a little red.
It seems that little zombies can also be shy.
"No rush, no rush." My aunt said with a smile.
Su Xiaoxin quietly held Po Nu's hand, with some distress in her eyes, and then gave her a bunch of vegetables. Po Nu was immediately flattered.
"What's wrong, aunt?" she asked weakly.
"I just feel sorry for you."
"What do you feel sorry for?"
Su Xiaoxin whispered: "I can't give you a title."
"No need. If you are lucky and win the guessing game, she will be the one sitting down there."
Su Xiaoxin: "..."
It has been more than a year since we finished the meal. In the afternoon, I went to sit in my cousin's new house. Ms. Su had just drank at the dinner table, and Feng Wuli took charge of driving.
The apartment with three bedrooms and two living rooms seems extremely crowded with a large number of relatives pouring in.
Everyone talks about it and praises it all the time
Compliment the style and decoration, praise the decoration and location, in short, just say it is good, as if this house is some kind of heaven on earth.
There is also a baby who is more than three months old.
The child was really very small. One of his forearms was about as long as Feng Wuli's finger, and he kept clenching his little fists.
The girls gathered around the child in awe. The slightest movement of the baby would elicit all kinds of exaggerated reactions from them. Even his yawn would cause them to cheer. This kind of privilege can attract the attention of the whole world for every move. It only has a shelf life of one or two years.
And there is a very interesting phenomenon, that is, people around will ask questions to a three-month-old baby, asking him how old he is, and asking him if he wants to go to his house to play. Obviously, the baby will not answer, and then The mother of the child next to her, who is the eldest cousin, will answer in the first person.
There are also all kinds of strange games that seem to be conventional.
For example, cover your face, and then suddenly open it, accompanied by an inexplicable strange scream.
Finally it was the turn of the store manager Shichifu to hold him. He was busy but still had a serious look on his face and his movements were not stiff. After all, as Wang Xilou, the babies he had held in his arms over the years had been buried for hundreds of years, and the youngest ones were probably dead. It's the uncle.
Feng Wuli suddenly wanted to see how Chifu would look after his children in the future.
It's best to see her wearing that kind of strap on her back.
It seems that there will be a pair of twin daughters in the future.
In this way, you can see the Shichifu carrying one in front of and behind each other, and then hurriedly feeding the milk. By then, the title of the Shichifu store manager will become the Shichifu mother.
It’s painful to think about it.
Su Xiaoqin was not used to crowds of people crowded together. She glanced at other places in the house where she could stay and saw her cousin and her brother on the balcony.
She suddenly liked to play with Feng Wuli. She felt that this cousin was very interesting and mysterious. This kind of emotion, like that of a primary school student who admires the elder brother of a relative who is in high school, could actually appear in a high school student like her.
"Cousin, what are you doing?"
"Nothing, Xiaowen asked us to play with him origami airplanes."
Cousin Su He said, "I just flew one. Did you see it? It landed on the lawn over there."
"Mine also flew very far!" Su Congwen raised his hands.
"No way, the one you threw out fell to the ground." Su He didn't give him any face.
"It flew very far! It flew outside the community!"
"Look at the parking lot below. Is there a paper airplane next to it? It's the one you just threw."
"Cousin..." Su Congwen pulled his pants with tears in his eyes.
"The one below was obviously thrown by Su He. I just saw Xiaowen's one flying outside." Feng Wuli had already folded his Invincible Wang Xilou and was about to send her to the sky.
She lowered her head and looked at her brother next to Feng Wuli, "You can ignore him."
"It doesn't matter, ok, it's folded." Feng Wuli folded it according to the specifications of the winner of the origami airplane competition on Douyin. It is said that the one folded this way can fly the farthest.
He breathed towards the nose of the plane, and when he was about to take off, he looked at Su Xiaoqin next to him, smiled and handed it to her mouth: "Have a moment."
"ah?"
"Have you never folded a paper airplane? After folding, you have to play with it."
Su Xiaoqin breathed a little shyly on the plane.
I saw him throw it gently, a breeze came, the clothes drying on the balcony were disturbed, and the paper airplane took off in the wind.
Behind it, the adults in the house chatted noisily and seemed to never stop. The sky outside the balcony was as blue as a wash. In the distance, there was a lazy cloud like a dog. The paper airplane flying out from under the cloud passed through the railing of the balcony. Direct the gazes of the four people on the balcony into the distance.
Feng Wuli watched the Invincible King Xilou ascend to the sky.
"Okay, the first paper airplane contest is over, I came in first, no objections, right?"
Neither Su He nor Su Congwen had any objections.
"After the flight, go down and pick it up. We agreed that the last one will pick it up."
The two of them looked at Su He. He looked disgusted, but it was true that his cousin flew better than him.
It's far away, and it's not safe to let such a young cousin go downstairs to pick it up alone.
"Fly a few more times and pick up the one that loses the most."
"Me, I play too." Su Xiaoqin also joined in.
"Okay, you can join in too."
After a while, Po Nu came over again, and a group of people released a bunch of paper airplanes on the balcony. In the end, my cousin and aunt drove them downstairs to pick them up.
Su Xiaoqin looked at her cousin who stiffened his neck and looked like he didn't care when he was being scolded. Although he was scolded twice, for the first time, he still felt happy after being scolded.
She suddenly thought that if she had such a brother when she was a child, life would be very interesting.
In the evening, my cousin planned to cook a meal at home, but everyone was busy, so no one stayed. Ms. Su drove her third uncle’s family to the high-speed rail station. Her second uncle was from the next city and also drove here. Feng Wuli and the others left cousin My home is only twenty kilometers away, so I can take the subway back.
After getting off the subway, it was getting dark outside. It was already past eight o'clock. They walked back to the store. Wang Xilou was still muttering to Po Nu:
"My cousin's house is so small. It's much smaller than ours. It actually costs more than one million."
"That's right, our family has two levels of control!"
"And their place is still in the wilderness, very remote."
"I heard that it is a new area and it will develop well in a few years, but who knows."
I'm really speechless. I was praising you just now, but now my face has changed.
Wang Xilou took out his mobile phone and wanted to check in on the family group and ask his third aunt if they had arrived at the airport. As soon as he opened WeChat, he let out a long hiss.
"They didn't go to the airport, they went to the city's Traditional Chinese Medicine Hospital."
Feng Wuli frowned, "What's going on?"
"Cousin is possessed?"
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