It rained so hard that there were almost no guests.
However, a wandering soul came. He probably had just died and was still not sure what was going on. He walked to the door and asked, "Excuse me, how to get to the underworld?"
Feng Wuli said, "I don't know the way either."
"Why didn't Minotaur Horse Face come to pick me up?" She looked confused.
"Would you like to come in and sit down? It's raining so hard outside."
"It's hindering your business." The little girl looked shy.
"Don't bother me, there are no guests anyway."
"Excuse me. Excuse me."
Feng Wuli got her a small piece of mazaar and placed it somewhere out of the way of the door. The little girl sat at the door and watched the rain.
The rain was pouring heavily and crackling outside.
The little girl said that when it rained when she was a child, her mother taught her to sing a song and asked if she wanted to listen. Feng Wuli said yes and motioned for her to sing.
"It rained heavily and the streets were flooded."
"Brother carries firewood and sells it on the street."
"My sister-in-law wears flower shoes when she goes out on the street."
"Flower shoes, fancy socks, fancy belt..."
A Cantonese folk song was sung softly. The rain outside was getting heavier and heavier. The girl's soft voice gradually disappeared into the sound of rain. Feng Wuli stood up and put the ponytail back.
The cats huddled in a row outside the flower stand were still watching the rain.
In just one month, I don’t know how many wandering souls I have attracted.
They are basically calm and will not cause any harm to the surroundings. It is like the last breath exhaled turns into a wisp of breeze, blows for a while and then dissipates into nothingness.
The business of the flower shop is not only limited to people, but also often visited by monsters from the city. Those little monsters who do not get involved in any disputes know that there is a big devil living here. They were frightened at first, but later they found out that this big devil didn't seem to be around. After eating them, I gradually became bolder.
There are three types of monsters in the city. One is like Wang Xilou, who fully integrates into humans; the other is like Ye Ji, who can be said to participate in human society with the help of other forms; the third is like a wandering spirit, They can't even be noticed by humans, so this category is the weakest.
Sometimes these little monsters would even come to seek shelter. Feng Wuli arrested Po Nu several times to collect protection money from the little monsters, and she would accept them all.
Or if there is a conflict, they should come to Wang Xilou to comment on it.
Aunt Wang likes people who listen to gossip so much, and she acts like an old sister-in-law every time. For example, right now, she is holding a handful of melon seeds and listening to two little monsters that look like mushrooms and are no taller than a chair attacking each other.
"This is your fault, don't you think?"
"But you're not honest about this either."
"So he seems to be right."
"Okay, okay, let's shake hands and make peace. Come on, I'll give each of you a small flower. Don't quarrel!"
She secretly checked to see if her apprentice was looking over. Seeing Feng Wuli holding a cat-stick to tease his stray cat outside, she secretly pinched two of his favorite Sayuris, handed them to the two little monsters, and whispered:
"Run, run, don't let the guy at the door catch you stealing his flowers, he will make you into mushroom soup!"
The two little monsters suddenly became nervous. Their pearly eyes showed obvious panic, and they were trembling while holding the flowers in their hands.
"Let's go, I'll stop him for you. You sneak away from the right side." She was very generous and got up and went out to play with her little apprentice.
Sitting on the boss's chair, Po Nu couldn't help but complain, saying that she would definitely be good at raising children in the future.
Feng Wuli, who was teasing the cat, didn't know what was wrong with this woman. When she came out, she looked like a bear and hugged her waist with a heroic look on her face, restraining her from moving.
"what?"
"Don't move!"
"What's wrong..."
He took out his hand, pinched the master's face, and it was soft and smooth. Then he put the cat teasing stick aside and planned to use a broom to push out the water on the tent outside the door. During this time, the woman was holding him in front of him for a long time. If she gets in the way, if she takes a step forward, she will take a step back.
The two little monsters over there were still quiet at first.
He sneaked away quietly, and immediately ran away when he glanced at her.
I also took my favorite lily.
Feng Wuli looked down at this man with a dark expression.
"What do you want to eat tonight?" she asked with a smile.
"Caviar, shark's fin, white truffle, bird's nest..."
"Sell the master."
"An eight-hundred-year-old lady is not worth much if she sells her."
"Come on! What do you want to eat?"
"Raw pickled pig intestines."
"Eh...isn't it disgusting?"
Hugging each other on the street, Feng Wuli didn’t know what to say to her. However, it was raining hard now and there were no people on the street. There was nothing to do in the rainy afternoon. The leisurely days made people relax. After he pushed down the stagnant water, , and asked her if she wanted to go to the board game store next door to play together.
"What are you playing in the board game store?"
"It's a board game."
Seeing that there was no business, Feng Wuli called Ponu and Chifu together, skipped work and went to the board game store next door to see what fun they had.
"Who's looking after the store after everyone's gone?" the store manager asked.
"Whoever enters our store probably won't have any bad thoughts at all." Even if you don't look at what's on display in the store, let alone entering, if you pass by this store and have any bad thoughts in your mind, you will tremble with fear. trembling.
The manager of the store is very stern and a little housekeeper: "That can't be like this when no one is here. What if someone comes to buy flowers later?"
"Then who will come out after the heavy rain..." Feng Wuli said, and still took out a salted fish lolita from the shadow.
Suoguan was lifted out under his armpits, and he looked around at the people below, with a look on his face that life was like a **, and if he couldn't resist, he might as well change into a more comfortable position.
"Why don't you ask the demon to come out..." She struggled weakly.
"I just pulled it, but it didn't come out." Feng Wuli answered truthfully.
"I have social fears..."
"There are no guests now, and I have to exercise my courage. I have been hiding in there for a long time. No wonder Ling'er said that he doesn't see Suo Guan's mother a few times throughout the year."
"...let me go back." She said in Sadako's tone of "I hate you so much", and struggled in the air with her claws and teeth, her little arms and legs couldn't pull Feng Wuli away at all.
"We'll go play next door, and you can look at the store here for a while."
She wanted to say, little apprentice, even though she was so lazy, she would still get angry, but when she wanted to say so many things, she thought about it and let it go.
Feng Wuli put her on the recliner where he usually liked to sit, placed the salted fish loli at the door, and took them to the board game store next door.
Suoguan gradually integrated into the environment, with a peaceful look on his face.
My butt is itchy and I want to scratch it, but I'm too lazy.
Forget it, it doesn’t itch.
I glanced out of the corner of my eye and saw the fat cat, "Kitten, hey, hey, hey."
Ye Ji ignored her.
Seeing that there was no one else in the store, she tried to steal the cat strips. As soon as this bad idea arose, several eyes seemed to look at her in the store. She seemed to see a man riding an eight-legged horse, and someone holding a Yu Ruyi's old man covered in fire and a birdman holding arrows and throwing lightning stared at him.
She tilted her head and thought for a moment, "What are you looking at me doing?"
"..."
"Do you want cat strips too?"
"..."
"I can't speak again. Don't you talk cat talk?"
"..."
"Become a cat!"
"..."
"Forget it, you bunch of fools, I'm going to find the cat strips, so don't bother me." Her chubby figure went to the back to rummage through the cabinets.
It's very close, just a few steps away under the eaves, and you won't get caught in the rain.
However, the store manager of the Shichifu store insists on holding an umbrella. She is a person who cannot live a casual life. She is so serious about everything she does. Feng Wu ideal reminds me of Belikov's "The Man in the Container". In fact, the store manager of the Shichifu store is also that person.
A kind of person in a suit.
Not interesting at all.
So Feng Wuli and Po Nu teamed up to snatch her umbrella.
After Po Nu snatched it away, the Chifu store manager hurriedly chased after him, but when he caught up, the umbrella was thrown into Feng Wuli's hands. Her eyes were messed up, and she ran back in a hurry, shouting to return the umbrella to her quickly.
The two ran ahead holding umbrellas.
The store manager of Shichifu chased her with two big bags of tears.
When I finally chased him angrily, I was already at the board game store.
Later, Wang Xilou arrived late, but she didn't chase or run away. She walked right under the sign, so she didn't get wet at all.
"Hey, why are you here?" The owner of the board game store saw them all coming out and asked them.
"It's a rainy day and there's no one around, so I came over to play."
There weren't many customers in the board game store. There was a table of college students playing cards. Wang Xilou frowned when he saw the game, and he didn't think it was a good place.
When Feng Wuli first entered elementary school, there was a group of brats on the old street who were a few years older than her apprentice. They were idle all day long and made people dislike them. A bunch of people were smoking, playing cards and playing slot machines in the billiard room at the end of the street. Wang Xilou was afraid that he The precious apprentice was led astray by that group of people, and she warned him several times not to play with that group of people, but the apprentice turned a deaf ear to her words, and the two masters and apprentices even quarreled several times.
So she hates this kind of scene where a group of social scum gather together, for fear of bringing down her apprentice.
Now it seems that this board game room is probably not the same as that kind of billiard room!
"Want to play something?" The owner of the board game room is quite familiar with following Wuli.
"Let's go to Monopoly." Feng Wuli looked at them and saw that there were only four of them and they couldn't play anything else.
"Okay."
Feng Wuli turned back to look at Wang Xilou. This nervous master didn't know what he was thinking and looked wary.
He slapped it angrily and said, "What are you thinking about? It's just a game."
"Master, this doesn't look like a serious place..." She looked thoughtful.
"No more serious than the old mahjong game you saved."
"Mahjong, are mahjong and this the same thing?"
"Then I'll fight next time too."
"No!"
Feng Wuli nodded her forehead.
The rules of Monopoly are very simple. Wang Xilou and the others can easily learn it even if they don’t teach them. After hearing the rules, the store manager Chifu looked serious. Po Nu felt bad looking at this kind of dice game. Wang Xilou said The fly rubbed his hands, feeling that with his supreme wisdom, he could easily earn hundreds of millions of dollars!
Soon afterwards, Wang Xilou experienced what it meant to be unable to move even an inch. She looked like a little white rabbit as she watched herself enter the hospital and jail. Not long after she came out, her precious apprentice carried a time bomb on her back again. She went to the door of the hospital and said There were landmines, and in the blink of an eye, the top-notch hotel that I was proud of suddenly went bankrupt, and all the large buildings that I had worked hard to save were turned into parks.
Feng Wuli plays this game. He doesn't have to win, but he still has to take care of this little zombie.
Wang Xilou always felt that there was an invisible force messing with her. She looked up with some doubts. Ponu was surprised by the dice she rolled, and Chifu was planning carefully what to do with her assets. Real estate, and the apprentice opposite is also playing the game seriously.
Weird thing!
"Eh? Why am I going to jail again?"
"It's okay, you're not bankrupt yet."
"How did I find out that you always bomb me!"
"No, I've exploded before."
"No, you are not allowed to blow me up again."
Feng Wuli remained silent. This kind of scoundrel player cannot be reasonable, so he continued to buy her land silently. During this period, he kept pretending to be a good guy, "Look, I will buy you a brand-name bag." Isn't it because you have been in jail? Come out, 'Oh, why do you keep stepping on my most expensive land?
Not surprisingly, Wang Xilou was the first to go bankrupt.
She had a look on her face saying, "This game is so difficult to play."
t; expression, blankly watching him lose everything, and then looking at why Chifu and Ponu seemed to be having a great time, but he couldn't move an inch.
There's a ghost!
Po Nu was the unlucky one, while Feng Wuli was busy sniping at the master, so of course Chifu won.
There is no pride on the face of the store manager, and he is calm even if he becomes the final winner.
After playing two more games, Wang Xilou still felt like he was walking on thin ice.
trash game!
I played a few more card and board games.
Wang Xilou's flying chess skills are very strong.
There are also many chess and card games that Feng Wuli and Wang Xilou played when they were young, such as checkers, beast fighting, etc. It seems that Wang Xilou taught him how to play them when he was a child.
Inexplicably missed.
Unknowingly, the rain stopped outside, and there was a patter of rain. Wang Xilou said that she was going to buy groceries. A college student at the table next to her heard this and felt strange. After all, few young people go out to play. Suddenly, someone said that she wanted to go back to buy groceries and cook. Yes, but looking at the table next to me is normal.
Xie Jieshu also came back for food and accommodation tonight. In the evening, Feng Wuli saw a group of girls wearing Peking Opera masks in the living room and was shocked. It turned out to be this style of facial mask.
"Your wives used my facial mask. This is SK2's predecessor Wushuang. One piece costs two hundred..." Xie Jieshu also appeared with a facial mask attached, with a respectful attitude as if the boss was asking for payment: "A total of eight hundred, sir. Is it transfer or cash?"
"So expensive!" Wang Xilou looked shocked from behind, and Feng Wuli suspected that she would treasure this useless mask on her face and take it out every night to apply it.
"Who is his wife! What are you talking about?!" Chifu was not happy. The mask she put on had a panda face.
"But two hundred pieces are only six hundred. Where did the eight hundred come from?" Feng Wuli looked like he had a toothache.
Xie Jieshu looked away.
"Only six hundred."
Xie Jieshu grabbed his wrist and looked at him without saying a word.
Feng Wuli was ruthless and broke her hand away, refusing to accept this stinky little sister's troubles.
Not allowed to sleep.
Saturday came as promised. Today, the eldest cousin's new house was moved in, and they had to go to dinner.
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PS: Traveling in Shanghai, take a day off tomorrow????·????·????*???????
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