Feng Wuli has become accustomed to the feeling of having a lot of girls at home. What can I say about this scene? It's not that he is all buzzing as soon as he gets home, looking back with a charming smile, and his laughter is full of fragrance, but... it's very noisy. The house is very noisy. The kind of noise that would overturn it.
The quarrel went from the second floor to the first floor, from the bathroom to the balcony. After a while, Po Nu provoked Chifu again and chased him from the girls' dormitory to the study while yelling and cursing. After a while, Ye Ji came crying and complained to him, and Wang Xilou again What happened to her? After a while, a group of little girls and animals were playing hide-and-seek in the house, thumping down, thumping over.
When I return home, I am not surrounded by fat and thin women who ride horses and lean on leaning bridges, and the buildings are full of red sleeves. Instead, I return home to the endless disputes of "noisy pots and pans, and constant busyness with household chores."
And I get to watch women fight every day.
Feng Wuli has long been accustomed to such days. He feels like a retired cadre who leisurely returns home from get off work and slumps on the sofa with the TV on. There are magical sounds around him all the time. Those sounds are lingering, but if you can't hear them anymore, And uneasy.
Many times he felt that he should hold another glass of wolfberry in his hand.
Tonight was okay. They were queuing up in the room to get their nails done. The living room was a little cleaner, and they could vaguely hear the girls discussing in the room.
"Eh? This color is so beautiful. I want this. I want this."
"This is too magical. I don't want what I did just now. I want to do this!"
"Hmm! Why does this color look so good!"
The above are all the voices of one person, probably Po Nu. She said: "Can I make a style with one finger?"
"No, do you think mixing all the delicious things together will make them taste better? One style and one fingernail is not mainstream!"
"Ahhh, I'm so confused!"
Xie Jieshu is usually very quiet when talking to others, but now that there are no outsiders, she seems to be showing off her true nature.
"Can I do this?" asked Chifugi.
Xie Jieshu was a little surprised: "Is it so cartoony?"
"Forget it, forget it, I'll think about it again."
"That's it. It suits you very well."
"Then let me do this." Although he couldn't tell whether it was Po Nu or Wang Xilou from the voice, Feng Wuli guessed it was Wang Xilou.
"You actually think the same as me!"
"I want this black one!"
"What do you do with your cat's nails?" Po Nu sneered at her.
"I will throw you out without reason!"
Feng Wuli listened to the commotion again and smiled helplessly.
In the living room with him, Wanwan seemed to have opened a barrier and couldn't hear anything. Ji sat leaning on the back of the sofa, her short fleshy legs not long enough for Feng Wuli's arms.
Watching cartoons on TV, I would squint my eyes and laugh from time to time, and then take a bite of the potato chips in my arms.
"Wanwan, give me some potato chips."
"OK."
The little fox girl's ears twitched, she stood up and handed the potato chips to Feng Wuli. Feng Wuli said that he was playing with his mobile phone and had no hands to hold it, and wanted the little fox to feed him.
The little fox girl picked up a piece of potato chip bun and fed it to the disabled Lord Feng Wuli with great seriousness.
"Is it delicious, Master Feng Wuli?" Her tail was wagging back and forth. Feng Wuli took one look at it and she immediately put her tail away.
"Wanwan, don't you want to make beautiful nails?"
"Po slave won't let Wanwan do it."
"Oh, that's right. You still have to go to school. It's not good for the teacher to see you."
"Po Nu said the same thing."
"It's so pitiful. Wanwan should have her nails done when she grows up." It's a pity that she will never grow up.
"Lord Feng Wuli, can you stop staring at Wanwan's tail?" She fed him another potato chip.
"How about you play with your tail for a while and I'll treat you to a big dinner?" He had actually ordered Meituan at this time.
"What kind of dinner?"
"crayfish."
“What is a crayfish?”
"Crayfish is an arthropod of the genus Protozoa in the family Crayfish, family Decapoda."
"Then, what is that?" Wanwan looked confused.
"It's the scientific name of the animal. For example, Wanwan, you are the red fox Tushan Wanwan, a mammal of the order Canidae and genus Vulpes. Wanwan can say this when introducing her to others in the future."
"Wanwan's name turns out to be so long!" She was very excited.
"That's right... Let me take a look. Thirteen fragrant, spicy, spicy, and oil stew, please order three pounds each. Wanwan, do you want to eat?"
"How long do you want to play, Mr. Feng Wuli?"
Feng Wuli glanced at her in surprise, "Wanwan's reaction was a bit unexpected. I thought she would resist fiercely."
The little fox girl had a cute expression on her face. She stretched out her index finger that was a little greasy after touching the potato chips. She rubbed the bottom of her nose like a character on TV and said proudly:
"Hahaha, Mr. Feng Wuli, you don't understand!" She was extremely proud:
"Wanwan has already figured it out. It is impossible for Wanwan to protect Wanwan's tail in front of Master Feng Wuli. Since she can't protect it anyway, then Wanwan might as well give her tail to Master Feng Wuli to play with. It can still be used. Let’s play with Mr. Tai Feng Wuli and get generous rewards!”
This is the ingenious idea that she, the carnivorous mammal Canidae and Fox, the red fox Tushan Wanwan, came up with! As long as she doesn't feel it's a shame to have her tail played with, then she is invincible!
"Wanwan, you have made progress in this ideological awakening."
"Hey!" She smiled like a little golden retriever.
About a minute later, the little fox girl sat upright on the edge of the sofa, her face flushed as she endured the embarrassment of having her tail caught by Lord Feng Wuli again. She stepped her two feet together, completely different from the complacent look she had just now. About the first minute I started to regret it.
Feng Wuli scrolled through his circle of friends.
Zheng Chuanbo posted a message on Moments with the text: 'I didn't expect to be able to eat home-cooked food when I came to school [big cry][呲ya][呲ya]'. The photo was of eating in a flower shop, a sumptuous home-cooked meal. The photo is beautiful with flowers on the ground, but the key thing is that there is also a beautiful blonde girl in the picture, holding out her chopsticks to pick up vegetables.
Oh haha!
How fat!
He was so stupid that he commented below: It’s not what everyone thinks. It was Brother Feng who invited us to eat in his restaurant. It turns out that Xie Jieshu is his cousin [呲呲]
A bunch of people liked it.
No one was clamoring to be his cousin-in-law. After all, Xie Jieshu was their classmate. There was an unwritten rule when they were students. If there was a beautiful woman in their class, everyone could not openly admit that the other person was a beautiful woman. Things, at least on the surface, should be treated as normal, but if they are from other classes, they can make fun of them casually.
It's really a strange rule, but it's just the pride between the teenagers.
About half an hour later, the door to the girls' dormitory was opened, and Xie Jieshu finished doing them and went to take a shower.
Several people walked around in front of him, always showing off their fingernails, or showing them off casually. Among them, Ponu was the most exaggerated.
“Oops, it seems like it’s hard to hold a water glass even after I’ve done my fingernails.”
"Okay, okay, they're all beautiful." Feng Wuli praised them all helplessly.
Wanwan came closer to look at them one by one, with a bit of envy in her eyes.
Po Nu made a set of transparent fluorescent ones, while Chi Fu made a very cartoony blue and yellow color with cute patterns on it, like Minions and SpongeBob SquarePants. Ye Ji also wore her doll clothes to show off to Wanwan. Her nails are now black.
Wang Xilou's color is more pink and very gentle. Feng Wuli still likes her style better.
"I also have a small toy here!" There was a small butterfly on Po Nu's middle finger nail that could spin in circles. Feng Wuli found this interesting and grabbed her hand to play with it.
Wang Xilou chuckled, "Look, we also did toenails. Xie Jieshu's skills are so good." She sat on the sofa and raised her feet, spreading her ten toes apart.
Feng Wuli looked at it and found that both Po Nu and Wang Xilou's toes were painted with a layer of color. Wang Xilou's ten toes were painted bright red. This kind of tacky color is usually done by aunts, but her feet are very beautiful. Delicate, white and clean, she looks not vulgar at all but has an international look.
Feng Wuli remembered that Wang Xilou had put on makeup when she was a child. She even bought cosmetics, but her makeup skills were so bad that she gave up. Among them was a bottle of nail polish that was also bright red. Feng Wuli used it to play with when she was a child, and even applied it to her. Over toenails.
He remembered that it looked very good. Later, when he moved the photos from Wang Xilou's old phone to his new phone, he saw that photo. It was actually very ugly and crooked, but in his impression, Wang Xilou looked as good as now. At that time, I also praised him for the good-looking paint.
About twenty minutes later, the doorbell rang.
"Who rang the doorbell?" Wang Xilou turned his head and asked strangely.
Feng Wuli stood up: "It should be my takeaway."
"Did you order takeout?" Po Nu asked.
Wang Xilou wore slippers and followed over to see: "What have you ordered? I happen to be a little hungry too."
Chifuji silently followed the formation.
A large group of little girls were waiting for food. Feng Wuli went outside to get a bucket of crayfish and came back. Just when they were happily preparing to have supper together, they were shocked to find——
They just had their nails done and now it’s totally inconvenient to peel crayfish!
"Wanwan, come here to eat crayfish." Feng Wuli was completely unaware and even invited Wang Xilou and the others to eat together. Then he saw that the faces of the three of them were getting darker and darker.
"Aren't you going to eat? I bought twelve kilograms. If you don't eat, Wanwan and I can't finish it." He taught Wanwan how to peel crayfish.
I couldn't help but laugh out loud.
Only to regret it soon.
In the end, he still had to peel it off for them to eat. Feng Wuli felt that he had shot himself in the foot.
Wang Xilou and Po Nu were like old men, sitting next to him playing with their mobile phones and scrolling through Douyin. The magical sound of Douyin played outside their ears, and then they waited until they were fed to him before they opened their mouths and continued to complain about this. How about the video.
It was impossible for Chifu to open this mouth, so she could only watch helplessly from one side. She actually wanted to go back to the living room over there, but she came over with everyone and sat here. As soon as she sat down, she got up alone and went back there in despair. She is so conspicuous, I always feel like everyone will look at her when she gets up.
How embarrassing!
But it’s very embarrassing to sit here!
She sat there with some agony, pretending to take out her mobile phone to play, then secretly looked at the crayfish over there, swallowed her saliva, pretended to see how beautiful her new fingernails looked, and tried to strike up a conversation with Wanwan next to her. So as not to look embarrassed, Wanwan was busy eating crayfish and had no time to chat with her.
Even more embarrassing!
"Ahem, I'm a little thirsty. Let's go get a drink of water." She finally found an excuse to leave this place of right and wrong with dignity, and left like oil on her soles.
"Ah, would you like Chifu to bring me a glass of water? Thank you."
Her back stiffened.
A minute later, she sat back again holding the cup, not knowing what she was doing.
Feng Wuli smiled and peeled off a very plump crayfish, "Open your mouth."
"Here, why are you giving it to me? I don't want to eat it."
"Thank you, thank you for pouring me water."
"Is this like this?" She reluctantly opened her mouth and ate the crayfish that was handed to her mouth.
Delicious!
After making ten fake movements in one second, she coughed and asked tentatively: "Are you still thirsty?"
"Sit down and I'll peel it off for you."
"Who, who wants you to peel it off for me?"
"There are conditions. I'll peel it off for you this time, and you'll peel it off for me next time."
Wang Xilou was still criticizing while eating, and said with a slick mouth: "These are junk food, you should eat less. Didn't you see that I posted articles in the group of a loving family, crayfish, that's all for eating." There’s so much gutter!”
"Okay, don't eat it. Manager of the shakufu store, I'll give this one to you." He peeled it off and put it in the shakufu bowl.
Chifu was a little shy, "Thank you, thank you."
"Ah?! Isn't it Master's turn?"
"Little apprentice, leave her alone. She won't eat this junk food. Chifugi and I will eat it!"
The door to the shower room opened, and Xie Jieshu came out wearing loose pure white pajamas and steam all over.
The short pajamas are about the same length as Feng Wuli's boxer briefs. She is more than 1.7 meters tall and is destined to have a pair of long legs that are longer than Wang Xilou. Her facial features are different from Wang Xilou's soft, but more three-dimensional. With a bit of exotic beauty, the long legs are better than Wang Xilou, but the shortcomings are also more obvious. In the future, the child may often miss a meal.
Her blond hair was tied up, and her face was painted with something that gave off a watery glow. She complained a little: "What kind of shampoo do you have? Doesn't the smell smell pungent?"
"Tea seed oil was no longer available in the past," Wang Xilou said helplessly.
"I remember that Su Ji's tea seed oil is the best to use. After using it, your hair will be shiny and not easy to dry out." Xie Jieshu brought out a small basin and put the underwear she had just changed into, drained the water and twisted it into small pieces. A small group.
Po Nu's eyes lit up: "Is it the Su Ji at the end of Honglishi Old Street?"
"Yes, that's the one. Has it been run by three generations or four generations? When it was the fourth generation, their boss was still trying to get rid of us. His grandfather almost broke his leg."
"His grandfather seemed to recognize that we had lived in the old street for many years at that time." Chifu said.
These topics are so unreasonable that I can’t get involved at all, but it’s very interesting to listen to them. They tell the story of a normal day hundreds of years ago.
"Many people know it, but they just tacitly agree." Xie Jieshu walked back after drying her clothes. Seeing that there was a late night snack, she also sat down obediently, but she had to peel it off herself.
“This crayfish is not very tasty.”
"Anything you want."
"There is a crayfish restaurant on Nan'an Road that is very delicious." Xie Jieshu said.
"How do you know?" They have lived here for a month and still haven't figured it out.
"The department will have a secret book left by a direct senior, a guide to the canteens of Hunan University, a guide to surrounding areas, and review materials compiled from freshmen to seniors."
Feng Wuli felt that he went to a fake university, otherwise how could he not know anything, but let’s not talk about nearby food guides, at least this review material...
He looked at Xie Jieshu.
"Strip it for me too." She was so busy.
Yes, sit in rows and he feeds them one by one.
"All sit in a row." He was so proud, wasn't he just feeding the four Wang Xilou? I'm still scared.
At night, the girls all went to sleep in the girls' dormitory, and they seemed to be having a pillow fight, which was very noisy.
Feng Wuli planned to practice for one night. Wang Xilou was curious and asked why he was suddenly working so hard. He told her what he told Po Nu today.
"How can I become an immortal? Do I need to cultivate my spiritual power to that much? The problem is that my spiritual power has far exceeded that of an immortal before, but I still don't feel like I want to become an immortal." He asked.
"Master doesn't know either."
"You don't know either?"
"It should be related to spiritual power, but it's not particularly related. In fact, the path to becoming an immortal is different for every monster and every person."
It was rare that the two masters and apprentices were actually talking about cultivation. Wang Xilou sat cross-legged on the bed, her hair spread out, and her body smelled delicious. She said:
"For example, that idiot Zao Lord, he relied on his faith to become an immortal, and he is the path of incense. For example, Nezha, he was also the path of incense, but after he found something wrong, he found a new way and made a great ambition to kill all the evil spirits in the world. He became an immortal. Dongwanggong is a very ancient immortal, but his foundation is very shallow. He is more like a Lanke person. He used to be a very ordinary little monster, but by chance, he met the ancient god and ate the ancient god. The remaining three melons and two dates..."
Her lecture ability is limited. She wants to scratch the soles of her feet but it is inconvenient because she has done nails. She doesn’t know what to say:
"Do you understand that almost all the reasons, processes, and opportunities for becoming an immortal are different. They need an opportunity. That opportunity is to knock on the immortal gate. If you pass it, you will become it. If you don't pass it, you will die. So you must first Find a direction.”
"Then what's your opportunity?"
"Cultivation of nine shadows. This cultivation method of mine is only suitable for zombies. This method of mine doesn't have so many mysterious opportunities or anything like that. Just do it."
"Then why are you the only zombie?"
Wang Xilou smiled and shook his head: "Except for being a teacher, do you know the maximum number of shadows that zombies can cultivate in recorded history?"
"several?"
"you guess."
"Six?"
"Wrong! Two!"
"So few?" Feng Wuli realized something was wrong: "Didn't you say there were four seniors in front of you?"
"Zombie is actually a very general term. In essence, it is a person who has died and been resurrected. Those four seniors did not follow the path of cultivating shadow gods, but followed the method of devouring blood and food. In fact, they are not the same as the master. Path belongs to the body of the divine beast 'Roar'. I guess I thought it was too difficult to take the path of cultivating the Shadow God, so I didn't choose this path."
Wang Xilou adjusted the temperature of the air conditioner, shook the quilt and covered his legs. He was a little upset and unreasonable. Now, at this time, he asked himself about his practice. The main reason was that she was lying next to him in her pajamas. She didn't have the majesty of the master at all. What do you mean in broad daylight? Ask her if she can still hold the air, how can she hold it now?
How can anyone lie in the arms of the disciple when the master is explaining the doubts to the disciple?
So annoying!
Feng Wuli understood somewhat.
In short, it probably means that cultivating a shadow god does not require too much trouble. You can reach the threshold of becoming an immortal by going all the way. Just like other paths to becoming an immortal, the requirements are a little salt, a little vinegar, and a little fire. The appropriate amount of time seems simple, but in fact all the ratios have strict requirements. If you can't meet it, you can't do it, and some materials are even missing. Wang Xilou directly tells you how many grams of salt and how many milliliters of vinegar. You just follow the instructions. Just do it.
But the difficulty is different. Other people who become immortals give you ambiguous ratios, so that you can cook a dish, but no one knows whether it meets the judging criteria, so it takes some chance. However, Wang Xilou’s difficulty in becoming an immortal is That is, now I tell you the scope of the college entrance examination, go and get admitted to Tsinghua University.
There is no doubt that Wang Xilou is a top genius in cultivation.
"For ordinary practitioners like you to become immortals, Master has asked several immortals he knows, and they generally said the same question." She scratched her head and said, "What kind of person do you want to be?"
"…so philosophical."
"Yes, a charlatan!"
"It feels so troublesome."
"Don't worry, you should still focus on cultivation now, but you can practice with this problem in mind."
"There is no hurry." Feng Wuli looked at Wang Xilou's pretty face and sighed: "The collapse of the Ancient God is imminent, and it was a stupid thing for you to give Yang God to me."
Wang Xilou smiled and did not feel that what his precious apprentice just told him was scary at all. He hooked a foot under the quilt and exhaled like a blue: "It's not something that happened in a hurry. When you frown, Master I'm very unhappy, do you want to share the bliss with Master first?" The little feet rubbed against Feng Wuli's calf like a demon.
"..."
A minute later, Wang Xilou was lying on the bed alone, looking at the ceiling. He tossed and turned and couldn't figure out why his apprentice was so crazy. He suddenly decided to go to the rooftop to practice all night, and felt as if he would have to practice instead every night from now on. sleep.
"No, what's wrong with him?"
"It's okay if he doesn't sleep every day from now on!"
"You don't have to work so hard, right?"
"No, this brat must come down to sleep tonight!"
Wang Xilou couldn't figure it out no matter how hard he thought about it. He was just about to go to the rooftop to call this guy down when he suddenly felt a strange wave of spiritual energy exploding on the rooftop. The tide of spiritual energy it caused seemed to ignite the surrounding space, with the rooftop as the center of the circle. Mach 10 speed keeps spreading!
Practitioners, monsters, and even immortals all over the city felt the movement.
The company's on-duty staff looked at the sudden change in spiritual power fluctuation data, and the coffee in hand fell to the ground.
Qingdi was in the duty room wearing employee uniform, looking up in one direction.
Many monsters with quick reactions ran towards the spiritual power center.
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