After dinner, the wind was very cool tonight, and the heat of the previous few days was gone. The arrival of autumn only took one meal. After dinner, Feng Wuli took several roommates to visit the cultural street.
I went to a board game store to play. The charge is 20 yuan per person for an hour. You can choose any game you want to play. It doesn’t matter if you don’t know how to play it. A lady will come over and introduce you how to play various games, and then you can choose for yourself. like.
There are more people in Cultural Street tonight than in the past few days. Maybe more people are willing to come out after the weather gets cooler. Feng Wuli suddenly looks forward to winter. When the time comes, he and Wang Xilou will be dressed very bulky, and then watch Looking at the people outside the street, he held another cup of milk tea with a Ye Ji lying on his lap.
It would be better if it snowed a little. It was freezing outside and the wind was as cold as a knife. But because the heater was on inside the store, the outside wind didn’t blow at all, so I felt at ease. Then I watched a movie and played games with Master behind the counter. Something like that.
He likes winter, or the harsh environment of winter and the days with short days and long nights. Because zombies are afraid of the sun, Feng Wuli always had more interesting things happening at night in his childhood than during the day.
Ye Ji has been clamoring for Po Nu to give her the doll clothes since the evening. Her eyes have been shining since she saw Po Nu’s bear clothes. It’s so cool for Po Nu to have such a doll costume. !
"As I said, I don't have time to change it now, so you can go play by yourself."
Ponu is very annoyed. Now there is no room to walk in the staff room. It is filled with flower pots and flowers. There are so many people buying flowers tonight that she is too busy to spend time with the cat. She has no time to play with the cat.
A middle-aged couple buying flowers looked at the female clerk in a funny way. Not to mention that the girl was good-looking and wore such a bloated doll costume to work. There was also a pendant black cat hugging her leg at her feet. This flower shop What was going on? The middle-aged woman asked jokingly: "Why are there so many small animals in your store?"
Even the little girl selling flowers is a cute and naive bear, which makes people laugh. It gives people the feeling that a small animal in the forest has opened a flower shop here, which is extremely novel.
Po Nu could only smile awkwardly, wrap the flowers and hand them out.
"Hurry up and put some clothes on for us too."
"I want this from you!"
When Feng Wuli sent his roommate back, it was already past nine o'clock. When he returned to the store, he was surprised to find two more bears in the flower shop.
Ye Ji somehow transformed into a set of polar bear clothes. She transformed her clothes herself. Liu Qing pointed at the TV screen and asked her to change the JK uniform when she was watching the show. Of course, Ye Ji did not change it for him. But she remembered this style of clothes. It was obvious that she had eliminated the JK outfit that she had worn for more than ten years.
Feng Wuli was a little worried that she would look like this every time she turned into a human form.
The cold-faced polar bear doll has only one face exposed, and the whole body is bloated. It is difficult to imagine that the cold goddess face is covered in a polar bear doll suit.
The two bears were still performing wrestling.
He yelled out all kinds of weird moves, and Po Nu even uttered arrogant words, all of which were tricks to teach bad children.
Wang Xilou was eating melon seeds and sitting at the counter happily watching them wrestling on the ground. Feng Wuli looked at Wang Xilou and said angrily: "Just watch, there are so many people coming and going outside the street, you don't mind it." Shameful."
"It's none of my business." Wang Xilou looked up innocently and looked up at his tall disciple, "You didn't pull them away and get out of the way, blocking all the light."
"Where are Chifu and Wanwan?" Feng Wuli asked.
"I just went out to play when there weren't so many people."
Feng Wuli discovered that there were a group of children at home.
"It's half past nine. Let's close the store. That's it for today."
"Wait a minute."
"What do you want to do?"
"Dang-dang-dang-dang!" Wang Xilou spread out his left hand like a magic trick, and the white palm was filled with a small mountain of melon seeds, at least fifty or sixty, which he presented to Feng Wuli like a treasure.
"Skin it for me?" He was speechless.
"You kid, you have such beautiful thoughts?!" Wang Xilou immediately took it back, looking wary of this man coveting his own melon seeds, and said:
"Master was thinking about eating them one by one. It seemed like I didn't feel like eating at all. So I peeled two hundred of them and tried eating them again to see if I felt like eating."
"Cracking melon seeds is for fun, not to fill your stomach. Your digestion speed will definitely be faster than peeling melon seeds to eat. If you eat melon seeds there all day long, you may get hungrier and hungrier."
"Is that so?" Wang Xilou had a sullen expression on his face, "Then I'll peel out a meal's worth of melon seeds first, and then eat them. Am I hungry or full?"
"……have no idea."
"Hey, don't bother me. Let's go and play. I'll leave after I finish peeling 200 of them." Wang Xilou sent him away.
"Very good, it's mine." Feng Wuli reached out and grabbed it.
"What are you doing!"
"Don't grab it!"
"Okay, okay, I'll give you half!"
Feng Wuli just teased her, and he didn't care that the melon seeds she knocked down might still be stained with saliva, which was very dirty.
He sat down next to Wang Xilou, and when she finished peeling off the two hundred pills, Wang Xilou said with an accusing look on his face: "I just counted seventy-six pills. When you made trouble, I forgot how many pills I peeled off." !”
She had to count them all over again.
"Two, four, six, eight..." She counted extremely seriously, put the melon seeds on a paper towel, and picked them aside with great care. Feng Wuli felt that she could at least get a master's degree.
"Has your brain been eaten by a zombie?"
"Master will eat your brain tonight! Forty-four, forty-six..."
"...I guess seventy-six."
"Oh, you're so annoying. Can you please stop disturbing me first, fifty, fifty-two." The single-thread processing prevented her from hearing what Feng Wuli was saying. Anyway, it was right to shut him up.
Feng Wuli started counting loudly beside her: "Thirty-seven, forty-two, sixty-nine, twenty-three..."
Wang Xilou clenched her fists, unmoved, and continued to count her melon seeds with a frown, but instead of counting them out loud, she turned to silently counting them in her heart...
A loud punch hit Feng Wuli on the shoulder.
Feng Wuli couldn't help but laugh. Wang Xilou became angry and punched him several times in a row. A series of punches that could at least displace Taishan were hit on his body without even shaking him. Feng Wuli felt that she had violent tendencies. She said If you bother him again, you will be dead tonight.
"Why do you have to count two hundred?"
Wang Xilou simply ignored him.
This apprentice was very bad, and he knew how to bully his master when he grew up. At this time, she didn't want to say too much to him, lest she would be careless and let him find loopholes in his supreme wisdom, and then laugh at himself for being stupid.
Recently, Wang Xilou likes a word very much, called Dazhiruoyu, which means that a truly wise person does not look very smart. When she saw this word, it was tailor-made for me, Mr. Wang!
Don't want to play with him.
Continue counting, and continue to eat melon seeds after counting.
Feng Wuli looked at the computer and looked at the class group information. There were several bosses who purchased goods on WeChat who wanted to reply to their messages. Oh, there was also a family group. Feng Wuli had even forgotten that there was this group, including several uncles and aunts. His mother, cousins, and cousins were all there.
It is worth mentioning that Wang Xilou dragged him into this group.
He kept diving.
Wang Xilou is extremely active in this group.
Twenty minutes ago, we could still see traces of this crowd, and he had forwarded several chicken soup and health tweets.
Wang Xilou: [Eighty percent of people don’t know how to drink water]
Wang Xilou: [There are seven fears in health preservation: fear of cold, heart fear of tiredness, kidney fear of staying up late, and lung fear of internal organs]
Wang Xilou: [Do you dare to eat after watching this? The truth about the top ten roadside snacks! 】
Second Aunt: [Thumbs up]
Third aunt: @苏小伟@ It’s Xiaoqin, look at what Xiaolou posted it
Wang Xilou: Voice 22″
Wang Xilou: Voice 40″
Third Aunt: Voice 60″
The two chatted animatedly.
It's really speechless.
Now in the group, it is said that my eldest cousin moved into a new house over the weekend and went to see the baby. It was said that my cousin's child was born in April, and it seems that it has just passed the 100th day.
Click on the newly added advanced mathematics class group today. Although no classes are taught, there are already homeworks, and the teacher has sent out a few exercises.
After Feng Wuli opened it, he took out a piece of copy paper and a pen beside the counter, and started writing his homework here.
They are all very basic things. They are relatively high school knowledge points, and there are some things that Feng Wuli doesn’t understand. The teacher said that if you don’t understand, you have to figure it out yourself. He treats it as a preview and he will teach it in the next class. But in fact, there is a lot of advanced mathematics knowledge that is not available in high school. Feng Wuli can do it too. He has participated in the Mathematical Olympiad before and has also studied college mathematics knowledge for a period of time. He can know what limits and pinch theorems are at a glance.
Wang Xilou glanced at him and saw that he was doing his homework. He said to the two bears over there: "Keep your voices down, you two, if you want to go out and cause trouble."
"It doesn't matter, I'll finish it soon." Feng Wuli didn't even raise his head and didn't mind their noise.
Wang Xilou took a few glances at his homework.
As a woman who once tutored Feng Wuli in his studies, she had not seen her apprentice do homework for many years. She still remembered that she taught him pinyin, counting to one hundred, addition and subtraction, and writing when he was five years old. .
She would also teach Xiaofeng Wu Li to memorize some words that were difficult to write. For example, when the word "win" was difficult to write, she would teach him to memorize the word "Gui Shu Yue Beifan". The little apprentice would find it very interesting and then recite it to herself over and over again. , asked if it was written like this, and then when I praised him for being great, I didn’t know who was going to be so cute!
I can't help but think of the admiring look in my apprentice's eyes at that time.
So melancholy.
Wang Xilou looked far into the distance to see what his apprentice was writing, and asked as if nothing had happened: "Where is the English homework?"
"math."
"Master is stupid. This one is 'Ekes', and this one is 'Ai Xi', 'Ai' and 'En'. What does sin mean?"
"Saints, Symbol of the Sine Function."
"Sai Enz, Sai Enz, Sai Enz..." She repeated it to herself in a low voice first, and then said proudly: "You still say it's not English!"
Feng Wuli smiled while doing the questions and did not refute her.
Just now, she told Ye Ji and Po Nu not to argue, but now she is bothering her, asking questions about this and that, but as she keeps asking, she realizes that this is really not English, but fucking mathematics.
Is this what mathematics has become now?
She looked horrified. In her mind, the subject of mathematics is arithmetic. From elementary school to university, the numbers are getting bigger and bigger. For example, in kindergarten, addition and subtraction within ten, in first grade, addition and subtraction within one hundred, in second grade It was a little more difficult. There were more than a hundred additions, subtractions, and multiplications. By the third or fourth grade, the numbers were even bigger. She thought the same would be true in the following years, that is, the numbers for addition, subtraction, multiplication, and division were getting bigger and bigger.
But what are these things in front of me? Some questions don’t even have a number!
"What is this staple?"
"This is the accumulation symbol... Let me teach you a question." Feng Wuli said with a smile. Wang Xilou swallowed and shook his head repeatedly.
"Where is Master's infinite wisdom?"
Wang Xilou thought about it seriously and said, "If you can't teach me, I'll beat you up."
"..." It turns out that supreme wisdom exists.
Feng Wuli told her to eat her melon seeds and not bother him. He quickly solved a few high-level math problems, folded the paper, and lifted it into the air without even looking. The homework paper was picked up by a big hand. His movements were as smooth as placing something in the air, and the homework disappeared behind him.
I went to B station to browse the videos, watch the popular biometric identification videos on the Internet, and check out the tickets for Xiangjiang Happy City. I was going to take Wang Xilou to see the world over the weekend. I also posted a video of a top 100 game up owner cooking a meal. This one I basically don’t play the games recommended by the up owner’s demo, but I watch them every issue.
From time to time, Wang Xilou would steal a melon seed from her. Wang Xilou was very annoyed by this and slapped him several times. Then he kicked off his shoes and changed from sitting to squatting on the sofa. He turned slightly sideways and used his body to block him from stealing her. of melon seeds.
Feng Wuli looked at her back and felt that she looked like a hamster now.
Grabbing one of Wang Xilou's hands and squeezing it to play with, the little zombie never tired of playing with her soft and cool hands, and he always felt that the fleshy palms were cute. He squeezed and kneaded her fingers one by one. He stood up and clenched his fist, grabbed her and hit her face, thighs and ribs with his fists.
Wang Xilou looked at him with a pained face and said, "Are you a kindergarten kid?"
Then she saw Feng Wuli grabbing her hand and biting it.
The two stared at each other.
"I suddenly wanted to take a bite." Feng Wuli explained.
"nerve."
"This is based on science." Feng Wuli said with a serious face: "When people see cute creatures, the emotional area and reward area of the brain are obviously activated. When some animals and humans are too cute, this kind of cuteness Aggression, like pinching your face or taking a bite, is our brain's way of telling us to 'calm down'."
"Bullshit!" Wang Xilou was actually a little embarrassed.
"I'll search it for you."
"Oh, okay, okay, I believe you."
Feng Wuli smiled. He also felt that Wang Xilou seemed a little shy. After so long, he still felt shy because of being praised by himself. Master Master was so cute that he couldn't help but want to bite him again.
"It's closed. Those two bears over there, move in with me."
Ye Ji was unhappy: "We are not bears, we are polar bears."
"I, I'm not a bear, I'm a kung fu bear!" Po Nu didn't even know what to argue with her, and Feng Wuli had a headache.
"We are Kung Fu Polar Bears!"
“Polar bears don’t know kung fu.”
"I will, I will!"
"You are an unlucky bear!"
Seeing two of these things in the store, Feng Wuli was very angry and funny. He invited Kung Fu Bear and Kung Fu Polar Bear to move things outside together. As soon as the two of them went outside, the comedy effect was so strong that they were on the street at around nine o'clock. There were a lot of people there, and I just watched it for fun at first, but when I saw the appearance of the polar bear, I realized something was not right.
The more I think about it, the worse it feels.
After another sneak peek, something still wasn't right.
No, why? !
Most of them were watching secretly, but no one came to harass her or asked her to add WeChat.
Some people think that being asked by many members of the opposite sex on WeChat on the street is something worth showing off. In fact, this is not right. Everyone has a strong balance in their hearts. If they come to ask for WeChat from the opposite sex with the purpose of being known to everyone, they are actually asking for WeChat. Mentally compare the results of whether the two parties are a match, and eliminate some situations that are too common, that is, the other party feels that they are worthy of you.
So many people ask WeChat with that purpose, but many people think that you and he are of the opposite sex in the same class, and you exude an aura that gives people a great opportunity, instead of saying that you are excellent. .
Of course, that doesn't mean that no one harassed her, and those who dared to talk to her were not far behind. They were basically college students who were the best, the king of kings. They didn't have the confidence of having a mine at home, or several families in the family. The company was too confident to ask her for WeChat.
"WeChat? WeChat again!"
Ye Ji is so angry. I don’t know how many times I’ve been asked for this thing. I’ve been told that I don’t have it, but I don’t have it, and yet I’m still asking!
Po Nu on the side pulled her away, smiled and said to the person: "If employees don't add WeChat, they can add our business WeChat to learn more about flower shop activities and flower knowledge."
"Uh, ah, okay."
"No, we want to see what WeChat is today!"
"Hurry up and give us your WeChat account, Kangkang!"
Po Nu quickly pulled her and pointed to the guy's head apologetically.
The meaning is already very clear.
The little brother had such an expression on his face, and looked at Ye Ji's beautiful face with great regret. Sure enough, God never gives all the beautiful things to one person.
But it's really beautiful.
After closing the shop, Xie Jieshu also came. She had just returned to the dormitory and brought a box of tools. He lowered the rolling aluminum door and locked it. Behind him stood two bears, a beautiful blond girl and a little zombie.
"Are you going back to stay tonight?" Feng Wuli was a little stunned. He naturally grabbed Wang Xilou's hand and held it, and the group walked back.
"not welcome?"
"That's not true."
"Are you happy with Kaichi's harem?"
"Sleep with me tonight."
After being teased instead of teasing her, Xie Jieshu's face turned red. At this moment, she felt like a cute little girl. Feng Wuli looked very happy, but she suppressed her anger and gave him a bad look, and still tried to verbally suppress him. One head: "Ten thousand yuan a night."
Feng Wuli just took out his mobile phone to transfer money, but he still had to ask Wang Xilou, after all, it was not a small amount of money: "Master, I want to become a one-week member."
"That's right!" Wang Xilou was very grand. Maybe in her opinion, money just changes from left hand to right hand.
Xie Jieshu panicked when she saw him taking out his cell phone. She had no intention of taking advantage of this man like this, at least not in her mind. It wasn't like this at all. How long had it been?
"If you forward it, I will send the screenshot to the police and report you for soliciting prostitution!"
Feng Wuli looked a little regretful. Po Nu, who was listening to the two chatting, gave her a don't worry look and said, "Don't worry, little apprentice, I will inspect the goods for you tonight."
"Thank you, Kung Fu Bear."
"You're welcome!" Kung Fu Bear bowed his hand to him: "Loyalty is the most important thing among people in the world!"
When passing the cat cafe, the cat cafe was not closed yet. Yeji stood at the door, looking at the cats in the shop through the glass wall, and said goodbye to the boys with her eyes. The cats in the shop also noticed the boss outside the shop and looked up one after another. Look out the glass.
This scene is quite strange. The clerk looked out.
Saw a polar bear outside!
It's that very beautiful girl who I haven't seen for many days. Now only her face is exposed. She is wearing a funny and cute doll costume, but she still has a cold face. The combination of ice sculpture beauty and sand sculpture temperament is simply amazing. .
But why was the cat in the store looking at her like that?
This kind of situation has not happened before. It was the attention salute they would pay to Lord Yeji when she appeared.
When I looked out the window again, I saw the polar bear trotting to keep up with the owner and his wife of the flower shop next door... There was also a stuffed brown bear next to the owner.
There was an impossible idea in his heart. He thought it was ridiculous, but just for a moment, he did see the shadow of Lady Ye Ji in that breathtakingly beautiful woman.
"Am I stupid at work?" He felt like he needed to take a few days off.
When I got home, it was already ten o'clock.
Wanwan and Chifu came home early. Chifu looked like he had just taken a shower. He was wearing cute cartoon pajamas and was sitting on the edge of the sofa blowing his hair. His feet were dangling out of reach.
"Chifu store manager escaped!" Po Nu accused her as soon as she came in.
"What, why are you running away? Anyway, you don't have to go out to deliver flowers at night, and you don't need so many people."
"Apprentice, apprentice, quickly deduct her salary!"
"Shut up!"
Wanwan was already attracted by Ye Ji's doll costume.
Wang Xilou took off her shoes while holding on to the wall, and watched as all these people quickly took off their shoes before entering the house, so as not to make the floor dirty for her.
It was noisy as soon as he entered the house, and Feng Wuli felt tired.
"I don't have any shoes on."
The doll costume of Po Nu is one piece, and the soles of her feet are overshoes made of cotton slippers. She ran to Feng Wuli and said, "Oh, my hands are inconvenient and I can't pull off this chain. Little apprentice, please take it off for me."
Feng Wuli had no expression on his face as he pulled down the zipper, peeled away the ugly skin of the mangosteen, and took out the tender pulp inside. His eyes automatically marked this exhibitionist throughout the whole process, and before he could act like a demon, he He reached out and took out a piece of clothing from his right waistband and put it on her.
Po Nu is very sorry.
"Is there a PS5 at home?" Xie Jieshu didn't have slippers at home, so she stepped on the floor with her bare feet and looked at the place.
The old street, the incense shop, those things that only existed in her memory, now told her that they had all been replaced by this new home in front of her.
Feng Wuli said: "There are extra rooms on the second floor. You can choose an unoccupied room." Anyway, it was originally prepared for the shadows.
"No! You want to sleep with me tonight. We have a meeting in the girls' dormitory tonight!" Po Nu was the first to object.
"Hurry up and take a shower. Didn't you say you need to do your nails?" Xie Jieshu urged.
Po Nu nodded repeatedly. Wang Xilou came over and said that she wanted to do it too. Xie Jieshu opened her tool box. The little zombie asked what these were for without any knowledge. Chifu next to her was blowing her hair with an expression on her face. You all do whatever kind of nails you do, but you don’t seem to want to follow suit.
Feng Wuli felt that there were too many girls at home.
(End of chapter)
