Stupid little fox, you actually think you can compete with yourself. You still have a lot to learn in the human world.
Feng Wuli discovered that this little fox girl looked cute, but she was actually rebellious.
It can’t be said to be rebellious. It may be related to the upbringing of foxes. They foxes have to learn to be cunning and deceitful. In the mountains, good friends often persecute each other to improve their level of deceit. They also believe that the highest respect for someone they respect is to surpass him. , so after a year of training in his hands, this little fox girl has now become more powerful.
Lately I’ve been trying to make myself suffer.
The result is obvious, every time it ends in failure, it's like losing the battle again before it even started.
And they foxes also have rules. The losing fox during play has to have its tail stroked.
Wanwan found that her tail was grabbed by Master Feng Wuli again, and she did not dare to resist. She sat upright with her face flushed, her head lowered and her hands on her thighs. Looking out of the corner of her eye, she saw that her tail was rounded by Master Feng Wuli. It was pulled flat, and it felt like her tail no longer belonged to her.
Feng Wuli suspected that she couldn't defeat her sisters in the mountains, so she ran to the human town below.
At this time, someone else came to the store to buy flowers.
A few people got up to work. Chifu was wandering on the roadside on her bicycle. Wanwan and Yeji followed her to play everywhere. After moving here, the three little ones went out to explore the nearby area every night. The children are full of energy. .
The youngest one is obviously several hundred years older than Feng Wuli.
"Chifu, let's go to the park over there?"
"We found a big hole in that park yesterday."
"Is it a rabbit hole?"
"I do not know."
"Wanwan used to catch rabbits in holes in the mountains."
"Then let's wait and see if there is a rabbit in that hole."
The three figures from the back move from high to low. Chifu is riding a bicycle at a walking speed. Because it is too slow, the front of the bicycle swings crookedly to maintain balance.
Chifu just loves riding her bicycle and rides it wherever she goes. Listening to the discussion between the two little ones, she is not a real child after all, and she has a high level of judgment and says: How can there be rabbits in the holes in the park? They are at most mice. , but there might be snakes.
Feng Wuli felt that she looked a bit like Brother Zhuangzhuang, Wanwan looked like Xiaomei, and Yeji looked like Tutu.
The voices of their voices were getting farther and farther away.
A few more guests came, a group of female college students. The ones who played Bixian last time came to say how well the leek plant was taken care of. They also asked the boss for advice. They wanted to plant some pots of flowers on the balcony. Do you have any? What to recommend.
For guests who want recommendations like this, Wang Xilou and Po Nu are both trying to supplement their knowledge of flowers and plants and cannot yet take charge of their own affairs, so he still has to step forward.
"Things suitable for planting in dormitories are usually cacti or succulents. Those are easy to grow and can grow wherever you leave them. Or take a look at this copper money plant. By the way... Does your dormitory face the sun?"
"Hey, boss, why are you wearing military training uniform?" asked the lively female student.
"I am a freshman at Hunan University this year."
"hiss……"
"Wow!"
"Then you are still a junior!"
Chirp. Chirp. Chirp.
Unlike several other roommates, Lin Xiaoqi always felt that this store was weird.
She always shuddered when she entered this flower shop last time. The flowers and plants around her seemed to have turned into a forest full of ghost faces in "Pleasant Goat and Big Big Wolf". There were owls hooting in the forest, as if something was staring at her. look.
She couldn't express that feeling, and no one would believe her, so she decided to try it again today. When she just left school, she still felt a little palpitated when she recalled that feeling, and thought about forgetting it, but in the end she didn't. Don't worry, several roommates gritted their teeth and followed.
It's just that this time when I came in, it didn't feel the same as last time.
The flowers in the store are all blooming beautifully, and the layout is fresh and warm, with pink and white plaid wallpaper, flowers stacked from low to high, and gorgeous chandeliers that are exquisite, like the residence of a flower fairy in a fairy tale.
Probably no girl wouldn't like it.
She even wondered if she really had a problem last time.
"Want to buy something?" A very beautiful clerk asked herself with a smile. She felt that something was wrong, and she quickly realized what the problem was. Wasn't this clerk at the door just now? Looking back, I saw her at the door introducing flowers to the roommates who were accompanying the boy.
Then...then who is this person smiling at me? !
There was indeed something wrong with this flower shop, and she was shocked!
Oh, they are twins.
"I, I just want to take a look." She was a little embarrassed.
Wang Xilou nodded. He did not guide customers in various ways like other shop owners, introducing this and that. After all, her shop was just for fun. If she couldn't make any money, she would let her apprentice support her!
Lin Xiaoqi looked at the strange things at the back of the flower shop. She didn't feel the palpitations she had last time. She just thought it was quite interesting. The antlers of this section are also very beautiful, and the statues of Kitchen God are also cute and cute. , Hey, she saw another strange thing placed and asked, "Why is there a branch here?"
"I picked it up when I went out a few days ago. I thought it looked really good, so I kept it."
"This branch is very beautiful, like a work of art."
"Like a spear, isn't it?"
"Yes! When you say that, it does look like a spear. It's so beautiful." Lin Xiaoqi nodded repeatedly.
Wang Xilou was happy that others admired her collection. She didn't snatch Odin's spear Gangnir on purpose. The other person threw the spear at her, and she couldn't return it after catching it. If someone else throws it to her, of course it’s hers!
Lin Xiaoqi found it very interesting to see the mysterious things at the back. From time to time, she asked the landlady what she said about these things. The landlady talked about peach wood swords, yellow talisman paper, Nuo opera masks, and even crosses and skulls. Western things like lampstands.
In fact, they are all gadgets purchased in piles from the wholesale market, most of which are accessories. However, Wang Xilou’s words are interesting. When she tells some folk stories, it is as if she has experienced them personally. Just listening to her talk is fascinating.
Finally, she picked a rosary, which cost twenty-five yuan, which was a bit expensive.
Wang Xilou said with a smile: "Even though they are all made of plastic, I have driven them with very good light."
Lin Xiaoqi thought this boss lady was really interesting, so she smiled and said thank you.
In fact, there is no magical power, but Wang Xilou is an immortal after all. These things are usually placed beside her for a long time. The thoughts of ordinary people will actually affect reality. This is the power of the heart, and the power of the heart can not only affect oneself, More able to affect things around you.
This is true for mortals, not to mention immortals. Some of her distracting thoughts can make dead things get unexpected nourishment. It is often said that a person can ascend to heaven after attaining the Tao. This is the reason why.
So she couldn't tell whether these strange things had any strange effects, but they should have small functions such as warding off evil spirits and aiding sleep.
It was busy until after ten o'clock, and the flow of people just dropped a little. Feng Wuli came in after moving his things, and it would be closed in a while.
I saw someone sitting behind the counter, scrolling through Douyin and playing the voice over and over again.
Judge Wang Xilou at a glance.
"Have been sitting for a while."
"You must have thought I was Wang Xilou." She nodded her head and pointed with her chin at the girl on the roadside at the door who had her pockets in her pockets and looked at the resident singer at the Qing Bar next door: "Well, there she is."
"Whoever you are, sit down a little bit, I want to turn on the computer."
"Want to play games?" She moved her butt and came out with three-quarters of the seat empty. The boss chair was an ergonomic chair similar to the manicure sofa in a beauty salon. It was more than enough for two people.
"No fight, I'll look at the class schedule and choose classes the day after tomorrow."
"Can I still choose courses in college?"
"That's right, but there are very few that you can choose freely in your freshman year. Almost all of them are compulsory. I just want to see if there are many classes."
He turns on the computer.
Good guy, a bunch of games have been downloaded from the desktop, and there are also a bunch of unknown things, desktop organizer, decompression software, xx wallpapers, xx beautiful pictures...
He had a toothache on his face: "What have you done?"
"It wasn't me, it was all Wang Xilou's fault. When she downloaded Plants vs. Zombies, she had to download it from some game center first. Now, the computer downloads a lot of inexplicable things every day. I download it again after I uninstall it."
Po Nu sat to the side, resting her chin on his shoulder, clinging to his back softly and bonelessly, watching him operate the computer.
This girlfriend was like a cat. Feng Wuli couldn't help but stretched out his hand to scratch her chin and made a sound of "嘬嘬嘬". If it were Wang Xilou, he would definitely pretend to be angry and say that the master's majesty cannot be trampled on, but this is Po Nu, Po Nu will even pretend to be a cat and meow to please you.
"Meow~"
Hey, you witch!
Feng Wuli ignored her, first logged into QQ and downloaded the class schedule file.
Ponu uses Douyin by herself. She said before that Wang Xilou likes to release videos over and over again, but now she does the same.
Although there are almost no professional courses for freshmen, and there are no courses to choose from, there are several teachers for each course. How good the teachers are, whether they are accepted, whether they are strict, whether they are called by name, whether they teach well or not depends on the seniors. The senior sister has passed on her experience.
Feng Wuli was not very familiar with Shuiquan and was not familiar with her seniors, so she directly asked Xie Jieshu to send her class schedule.
I'll choose tomorrow.
Xie Jieshu: There are a few courses that may need to be taken up
Xie Jieshu: Don’t choose Li Wenqing for high math, choose Zhao Wei
Xie Jieshu: There is also Advanced English. Several teachers are very good. You can choose from me. Then we will do group homework together.
Xie Jieshu: Are you good at English?
Feng Wuli: Dumb English
Xie Jieshu: Got it, hug my thigh
Feng Wuli: OK
Xie Jieshu: There is also this general education course. The score for this course is calculated separately. You have to plan carefully to complete it. I chose an innovation and entrepreneurship course. I heard that there is a simulated stock market that is very fun.
Xie Jieshu: Do you want to take the general education course with me, or make your own arrangements?
Feng Wuli: Is there anything special about general education courses?
He asked for advice humbly, as he really didn't know much about these things, but Xie Jieshu seemed to have been in college for a few years.
Finally decided to follow the organization's arrangements.
There was also physical education class. Physical education class was the hardest hit area, and the good classes were gone in a blink of an eye. Feng Wuli considered it all, and still obeyed the organization and took table tennis lessons with Xie Jieshu - it was convenient for the two of them to fish together when they teamed up to practice.
Xie Jieshu: The course selection system will start at ten o'clock tomorrow morning. There are several courses to be taken.
Feng Wuli: Aren't you still training at ten o'clock tomorrow morning?
Xie Jieshu: Yes, so I had to find a senior I knew to help me grab it. I asked a senior from my department to help me grab it.
Xie Jieshu: Do you want me to grab it for you too?
Feng Wuli thought for a while but refused. He didn't want to trouble her senior sister and he didn't know her, so he asked Po Nu to give him a class tomorrow.
He taught me step by step: "Open this website on time at ten o'clock tomorrow, and then choose these courses. If you don't need to grab other courses, don't choose them yet. Just choose these courses."
Po Nu nodded like a fool: "Let me see what classes you have. Your class schedule is so full. There are no classes all day on Thursday. It's so cool."
Then there’s the matter of cleaning up computer junk.
Open Task Manager.
This kind of rogue software is difficult to clean up, just like psoriasis. Sometimes you think you have solved it, but a few days later it will appear again.
It can make people's blood pressure soar.
After unloading, he started playing Plants vs. Zombies downloaded by Wang Xilou. When he clicked on it, he and Po Nu looked at each other and both understood what the other meant.
Po Nu encouraged: "Quickly, spend all the gold coins she saved."
"I didn't buy anything in the store, not even a single item. Why does she like to save gold coins so much?"
"I bought them all, bought them all, and then bought a wisdom tree, and then used all the remaining money to buy fertilizer." Po Nu was afraid that the world would not be in chaos.
"That's too much. She'll be so angry that she'll cry. Look where she hit... why she's still on the roof."
"Come on, come on, she's back!" Po Nu pushed him, his voice was very low, as if the person coming back from outside was not Wang Xilou, but a zombie that appeared in Lin Zhengying's movie.
When Wang Xilou came in, he wanted to see what they were doing. He saw two people looking at the blue sky and lawn on the computer screen in a daze. She seemed to be in a good mood and said she would buy a watermelon when she went back later. Watermelons are cheap recently.
"Okay, let's buy watermelon."
"How's the resident singer next door doing?"
Wang Xilou waved his hand: "There are no songs that can be listened to the music of Mi Mi now. When those old artists are gone, Master doesn't know what else to listen to."
"You can listen to the Douyin Divine Song dozens of times." Feng Wuli whispered.
"Open and open, master plays a few games and then closes the door."
She sounded like she had made great achievements in e-sports, and she looked like she had a strong personal understanding of the computer games these young people love to play, and she was someone who often surfed the Internet. However, because her tone overemphasized the concept, it seemed like People who have never used the Internet have to show off that they have a computer at home.
Feng Wuli turned off the computer: "What time are you playing? What time is it? Close the shop, close the shop, go back early."
"That's right, I'm sweating all over today. I've been wet, dry, and wet again. I feel so uncomfortable. Go back and take a shower." Po Nu agreed.
Wang Xilou always felt that something was wrong. He looked at these two people suspiciously and gave up thinking after thinking about it.
I picked a watermelon in the evening and got home at ten o'clock.
Po Nu raised his hand as soon as he entered the door: "I want to be the first to take a shower!"
"Then Wanwan is the second one!"
"I am the third one!"
Feng Wuli and Wang Xilou had separate bathrooms, so there was no need to argue with them. Feng Wuli cut the watermelon and brought it out. Ponu, who had taken a change of clothes and was about to go into the bathroom, also came over and nibbled two pieces. Chifu asked her to wash them quickly. , a bunch of people were waiting, Po Nu said that she was eager to be with her, and she could also rub her back, but how could Chi Fu agree to it knowing what kind of woman she was.
Soon the last piece of watermelon was left, which was taken away by Feng Wuli.
As soon as he picked it up, the little fox girl's eyes narrowed, she looked at him extremely sharply, and pointed with her finger:
"Lord Feng Wuli! Do you know that if there is still the last portion of food left on the table, if you want to eat, you must first ask others if they want to eat. This is table manners!"
Feng Wuli looked at the watermelon in his hand, then looked down at her: "Wanwan, do you want to eat it?"
"eat!!"
Haha, Lord Feng Wuli was also defeated by him!
With this thought in mind, she was about to snatch the watermelon back. She ran over with her short legs banging and banging, and reached out to grab it excitedly - but she couldn't.
The little fox girl calmed down the smile on her face a little, and leaned against Feng Wuli's body, standing on tiptoes tremblingly. One hand pulled at his clothes, and the other reached out to Lao Gao to grab the watermelon from his hand.
Stepping in to grab – didn’t get it
Jumping to grab it - still didn't get it
She pressed her bun face against Feng Wuli's belly and squeezed it into a pie. Still trembling on her feet, she stretched out her hand to grab it and said weakly: "Master Feng Wuli, Wanwan wants to eat."
Why, why is it different from what she thought?
Wanwan's voice became smaller and smaller, her movements became smaller and smaller. She looked up and saw Master Feng Wuli looking at her condescendingly. He finished the watermelon in front of her and threw the watermelon rind into the trash can. What fell in with it was Her dignity as a fox.
Of course, her tail once again became Lord Feng Wuli's plaything. She looked at her tail, and the more she looked at it, the more unfamiliar it felt, and the thought "Is this really Wanwan's tail?" came to her mind.
It wasn't until Master Feng Wuli stopped playing that her tail was weak enough to hang down. Her eyes followed the hanging tail downwards, and she was lost in thought for a few seconds before hugging him back.
"The watermelon was cut into half just now. If you want to eat it, I'll cut the other half for you. Do you want it?" He rubbed Wanwan's head and pinched her fox ears and bun face.
The little fox lady nodded fiercely: "Wanwan wants to eat!"
Then followed Feng Wuli.
Also a little follower.
Wang Xilou had already finished taking a shower and came out of the room. He passed by him with a gust of fragrant wind and was about to go to the living room to dry his hair.
She was still holding her cell phone in her hand and playing Douyin. The volume was turned up so loud that the whole room could hear it. The magic sound filled her ears over and over again, while she concentrated on watching the video she had watched for many days.
This person has gone from feeling like there was radiation in smartphones a year ago to now being a useless zombie who never leaves his phone.
When he came out from the shower, Wang Xilou looked sure of victory. He laid out the backgammon board and waved to him: "Come on, let's play a couple of tricks together, master and apprentice."
"Do it."
"Cowarded?"
"You can play with Po Nu, I don't want to do it."
"Afraid of losing?"
"I'm too lazy to play with her." Po Nu was busy playing games.
"It's normal to feel psychological pressure after winning so many games, but as a person you must have the belief that you must win. The behavior of refusing to continue the game if you are worried that the winning streak will be interrupted is just not eating out of fear of choking to death."
"That idiom is to lose food because of choking."
"Yes, it's just that I stopped eating because of choking."
Feng Wuli had no choice but to go over and play a game with her.
As expected, he knew exactly where Wang Xilou was going to go.
They played several in a row.
Every Feng Wuli can almost predict what formation she is going to make, and then block her in advance.
Wang Xilou's face became increasingly ugly, he shouted for another blow, and then repeated the above process.
Until the end, she thought it was because she didn't work hard enough.
In fact, Douyin should not be released externally.
And it was played dozens of times.
"I won't play any more! Idiot game!"
"Go to sleep."
"Don't want to sleep!"
"It's twelve o'clock, I have to get up early tomorrow."
"Go back to sleep by yourself!"
"emmm"
In the game between foxes, whoever loses has to stroke the other's tail. In the game between humans, Feng Wulian won the game all night, but in the end he had his tail stroked.
Not bad though.
Wang Xilou decided to take back all the dignity he had lost for the whole night!
Sunday, September 7, sunny
Feng Wuli put on his erhu and jumped over the wall.
Camp ended today. There was not much training in the morning. I ran two laps and did military boxing once. I started to sweat a little, so I repeated the rehearsal.
After a set of procedures, most of the time is waiting, and on the way to wait.
By the afternoon, freshmen from all departments and colleges entered the hall one by one. Their uniform movements, full of energy, and the aura that belonged only to me were completely different from when they first entered the school.
Xie Jieshu seemed a little uncomfortable. He didn't know what to do if a girl had dysmenorrhea, so he took a leave of absence for her.
Originally, he just thought that he would not be able to participate in the military training camp parade in the afternoon. Unexpectedly, by the time of the party in the evening, his menstrual cramps would worsen.
This party is not a welcome party, so it is not that formal. There is a host, but there are no school leaders. Below is a group of prospective freshmen who have gone through military training sitting on the playground with small benches.
It was more like an activity organized spontaneously by the freshmen. After the difficult military training, they took off the camouflage uniforms they had worn for more than ten days, and the presence of classmates wearing regular uniforms around them gave everyone a strong sense of freshness.
Chatting, watching the show, blowing the evening breeze, the air is filled with the smell of hormones, perfume and shower gel.
Especially for female classmates, after taking off their camouflage uniforms and putting on private clothes, the girl who they thought was a good match for them a few days ago suddenly became unattainable to them.
From the side of the stage, Feng Wuli looked at Xie Jieshu, who was wearing a very beautiful dress, with her blond hair tied into a single ponytail. She was very beautiful, but Feng Wuli felt that she should be holding a violin instead of an erhu, and her style was a bit confusing.
Suddenly she felt a cramp in her abdomen and squatted down again.
Feng Wuli couldn't help but advise: "How about forget it? How can you perform on stage when you're like this?"
"It doesn't hurt all the time, it just throbs after a while. As long as it eases for a while, I should be able to hold on."
The show I don’t know is on the stage right now, a stand-up comedy, which is a little awkward.
In fact, it's not that great. It usually takes three or four programs to produce a more exciting one. After all, this party is very temporary and there is not much time for the freshmen to prepare.
But this is the atmosphere that everyone pictures.
"I see you've been in pain all night. I'm going to tell the host that you can skip our company's show. It's not a big deal."
Xie Jieshu thought for a while and shook her head: "After all, I signed up for it myself. The classmates in the two classes of our company also know that many of them are waiting to see when they can get the program in their company, but suddenly change their minds and say no, no matter what the reason. It’s definitely lowered my opinion.”
Her character is to strive for success, to make everyone think highly of her, and to do well in every aspect.
So twenty minutes later, the host on the stage announced the next program based on a conversation he had heard from elementary school and college: "We invite students from the 2nd Company of the 5th Battalion to perform an erhu solo, "Er Quan Ying Yue"."
The applause from the audience was like thunder.
I saw a handsome boy walking up, holding an erhu.
An erhu solo, "Two Springs Reflect the Moon", sent everyone off.
Yesterday, 80 new monthly tickets were added
The cumulative number of monthly tickets increased by 620
Today’s daily update is 6,000 (completed)
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The newly added monthly tickets yesterday were less than 120, and Songzi has already paid off what he owes.
PS: Asking for a monthly ticket
(End of chapter)