The Third Battalion and the Fifth Company are indeed a class with a lot of girls, or it can be said to be a nunnery. There are more than seventy people and seven or eight men, which is similar to the two professional classes in their class that have more than a hundred good people and a dozen women combined.
The dog-headed strategist began to make suggestions with Zheng Chuanbo again: "This is a good opportunity to do a joint performance with the business English class. I think the song you sang during the last ice-breaking operation was good. If you perform well, there will definitely be girls coming over. Fuck your WeChat!”
Feng Wuli interjected: "Don't imitate my speech." The emphasis on the word 'engage' was definitely imitating his French. This person was actually a shady roommate.
"But it's not that Tingting..."
"What are you talking about Tingting at this time!" He hated the iron.
Xie Jieshu's roommate over there was also chirping, making her ears uneasy.
Tingting frowned: "Big enemy, Jieshu, look at the monitor of the Business English class, he keeps staring at your house unreasonably!"
"No way! Many of them are being unreasonable!"
Xie Jieshu was speechless: "Don't you stare at him too much?"
"How can you say that! We have no wrong ideas!"
"Then who said he is so handsome? Why don't you even give us a look? Ask Yibao, she will definitely look at him too."
Yibao is the very quiet roommate, she hesitates and cannot speak.
Xie Jieshu had a headache: "I told you it's not what you think. We are just friends."
"Be proud of yourself! I cried when I was robbed!"
Tingting frowned again: "Speaking of which, have you noticed that Wu Li's avatar has been changed? It's a girl, but it should be an online picture..."
"Why did you notice that he changed his avatar?" Xie Jieshu couldn't help but ask.
"Oh, that's not the point!"
Several girls were chattering to see it. Tingting ran to the place where the water was put to get her phone back. When she clicked on it, she saw that it was indeed a very beautiful girl. She looked like she was standing on the moon, holding up the earth with her hands.
"This picture is so well done, it looks like the real thing." Several girls were shocked, not only by the appearance of the girl in the avatar, but also by this beautiful picture.
"It should be an online picture."
“The pictures online are not as good looking as our Jieshu’s!”
"No, I'm not as good-looking as she is."
Xie Jieshu shook her head in denial, looked at the avatar, and said seriously that she felt inferior to the girl in the avatar, and then kept praising the girl in the avatar for her appearance, how perfect she was, and praising that she wished she were as good-looking as her.
Her roommates were stunned for a moment.
The instructor dragged a stereo and microphone from nowhere.
Two companies, nearly two hundred people, a sea of camouflage uniforms, found a shady place to perform together. There was a large space in the middle, and several roommates asked him what he was going to perform later. It’s not about performing magic tricks again.
Feng Wuli thought for a moment and decided to forget it. It was night and there were not many people. There were more than a hundred people in broad daylight. He didn't want to be the conspicuous one. "I'll go up and sing a song."
Zheng Chuanbo pulled his arm: "Everyone sings, so it's too ordinary for you to sing too."
"There's nothing we can do about it." He just didn't want to write a review. He had already taken out his phone and opened NetEase Cloud to see what he could sing about later. He didn't sing well, but his advantage was that he wasn't afraid of embarrassment.
The girls in the next class are very eye-catching. They wear loose military training uniforms and ugly military training shoes. They have a unique style. They can sing and dance. They are also very nutritious. Those who dare to show themselves are very confident. Confident girls They are all beautiful, Feng Wuli is quietly admiring them.
The boys are also very enthusiastic about expressing themselves.
Maybe with more girls, it would be more exciting than the ice-breaking action that night.
Sure enough, a few people signed up at the beginning, but gradually the venue became overcrowded, with people singing, dancing, and even asking the instructor to go back and bring their guitars over. It was like a small concert, with magic performances, continuous backflips, and even There is also talk about Shu Lai Bao.
Very lively and youthful.
Xie Jieshu went up and sang "Insects Flying", single-handedly defeating a group of female fairies in Business English.
Many people were singing along, and while they were singing, Xie Jieshu's eyes fell on someone in the crowd.
"Insects fly"
"Insects fly"
"Who are you missing?"
The boys in Class A shouted loudly, and the people in Class B noticed something. Some looked at the dazzling girl above with sadness.
The next Feng Wuli came up, and the students from Class A in the company were very loud. Class B was not sure and asked the people in Class A. They knew that this person was very good at performing magic, so they were looking forward to it. As for the girls from the Shangying class next door , even those who were looking down at their phones while not watching the show looked up silently. According to their observation, this man was the better-looking among a group of men.
He stretched out his hand to signal Class A students to calm down.
Then he went up and sang "Unity is Strength", which was extremely perfunctory. A group of people below booed him, but he didn't care.
Anyway, there is no need to write a review.
Someone asked him to perform the magic trick from that night again, but he refused and said that he was not prepared today.
Some girls from Shang Ying also came over and asked if they could add him on WeChat, saying that he sang well.
Feng Wuli touched his face.
At this moment, the sky actually turned dark, gray clouds came here, and within a few minutes there was a damp smell in the air, and it was about to rain.
The instructor blew the whistle and shouted for disbandment. Not only their phalanx, whistles were heard one after another on the playground. But the rain came suddenly, and the scene became a little panicked. Some people looked like they were saved. It was finally going to rain, while others regretted that they hadn't yet. Before he could perform, two girls took advantage of the chaos and ran over to him, handed him a bottle of drink, and then ran away with shy faces. The instructor loudly shouted what time they would meet in the afternoon. When it started to rain, everyone became chaotic.
Feng Wuli felt that it would be over if they were sent to fight. Fortunately, they were only in college military training.
But it’s nice to have rain, so there’s no need for military training.
"Are you going back for dinner tonight?" He went over and asked Xie Jieshu, who was wiping the tips of her hair that were wet from the rain with a paper towel in her backpack.
"How do you get out of the military training?" She glanced at him and took out a tissue: "Wipe it yourself, they will start making noises later."
"Not too wet either."
"If you don't wipe it dry, it will fall off in middle age."
"Just climb over the wall and get out."
"Do you think I can get over it?"
"I can carry you over there."
"If you want to hug me, you can just ask me. I can find a place where no one is around and agree to it for one hundred yuan a time."
Feng Wuli's expression was very exciting: "Wang Xilou is not much prettier than you." How could there be so much pretentiousness.
"We won't talk until the military training is over and we can come and go freely."
"OK."
We ate in the canteen at noon. The food in the canteen was very ordinary, but it was rich in oil and water and made us feel full.
But I don’t know if it’s because of the heavy exercise, or because in order to save costs, the food cooked with oil and water in this kind of canteen is digested too quickly. Feng Wuli gets hungry soon after eating. He knows that Xie Jieshu’s bag is full. There are many small snacks.
I don’t know if all girls put chocolates, biscuits and other things in their bags. Wang Xilou’s bag also always has the snacks he liked when he was a child. Oh, there are more at Youhuang, but most of them are expired at Youhuang’s. of.
Every time he took a break from training, he would tell her and go to the place where the water was placed under the shade of a tree to look through her bag.
Her bag was not a backpack, it was a small black satchel with the Louis Vuitton logo on it. It looked like something only ladies and ladies would use. In addition to snacks, it also contained tissues, perfume, and lipstick. Feng Wuli couldn't help but sigh. , this kind of beauty of a girl of a completely different age from Wang Xilou.
Under the sun, some boys in the company watched him rifling through the goddess's bag unscrupulously. They knew clearly that they had no chance, and they didn't even have any thoughts about Xie Jieshu in their hearts, but they still couldn't help but feel envious. There was no stopping the envy, it was like grinding one's teeth on her. broken!
Xie Jieshu is so beautiful!
In a class of about ten girls, one Dilireba emerged.
Feng Wuli walked to the company, carrying Xie Jieshu's bag as if carrying someone's head, and asked several roommates and the boys he had been playing well with in the past few days: "Do you want to eat beef breast?"
Several boys suddenly felt that their social status had improved.
The beef shop in the goddess bag.
All thank the Lord for His grace.
Zheng Chuanbo rubbed his hands: "This is so bad."
"It's okay, I bought them all."
"Thank you, Brother Feng."
Su Hui gnawed on the meat and said, "I'm from Guizhou, my hometown. Next time, I'll ask my father to send me two kilograms of beef he made."
Monk Hua continued: "My hometown is in eastern Guangdong. Next time, I will ask my dad to send two Hu Jianren."
"My hometown is in western Guangdong. I will ask my father to send me two watch pots next time."
The topic gradually changed, and we talked and laughed while gnawing beef breast.
After disbanding in the afternoon, we climbed over the wall.
As soon as he returned to the flower shop, a woman who didn't know whether it was Po Nu or Wang Xilou ran over to him aggressively and grabbed both of his arms: "Did you go to the moon with Wang Xilou last night?"
It seems that he is a slave.
"Yeah, I went up and came back down. There's really nothing interesting up there." He gently broke away from Kaiponu's hand and straightened her crooked apron. She seemed to be the only one in the flower shop. Oh no, there was another one. A little fox girl was behind the counter, drawing with a colored pen, and a black cat next to her was watching her drawing.
Po Nu had a betrayed expression on his face and looked up at him with tears in his eyes: "Why don't you take me with you!"
This face that was exactly the same as Wang Xilou had a special attack effect on him. Feng Wuli felt a little guilty: "It really came down as soon as it went up."
"You lied to me! You didn't come back all night last night!"
"Can I take you with me next time?" He coaxed softly.
As a result, Po Nu's words were not surprising and he kept on dying. He looked at him with wide watery eyes: "Did you still do it above?"
Feng Wuli almost choked on his saliva.
Po Nu was so fierce that he couldn't resist and kept changing the topic: "Where is Wang Xilou, why aren't you here?"
"Oh, our mother came over at noon to sit down, and she has to go back now. Wenhua Street doesn't allow cars to drive in recently. The car is parked outside and Wang Xilou went to see her off."
"She came over at noon, why didn't you tell me?"
"Don't you want military training? She also knew that you were in military training and even drove us to May Day Square for a big meal. The frog meat at that restaurant is amazing! We flattered Chifu for a long time before she agreed to learn from it. Make it for us to eat."
"Don't always bully Chifuji..."
Ponufeng changed his mind: "Don't change the topic! Tell me, are you on the moon with Wang Xilou..."
Before she could finish her words, Feng Wuli blocked her mouth with his hand. Ponu refused to obey him. After breaking away, she said that she wanted to do that too. She really wanted to go to the moon for an interview with him. What could she say in front of everyone on earth? Face...the more he talks, the more he talks.
"Don't talk nonsense, it's on the back of the moon."
"Then next time I will do it with you on the front side of the moon!"
"Shut up." He had a terrible headache.
"Okay, you're still hurting me!" Po Nu looked angry and attacked Feng Wuli. He imitated the boxers on TV and quickly hit Feng Wuli on the waist with a punch.
Feng Wuli looked back at her, and she immediately jumped back and pulled away, with a murderous look in her eyes. She even had boxing steps on her feet, jumping up and down, while protecting her face with her hands, and then left and right Dodge and avoid the air, looking at Feng Wuli with a murderous gaze:
"I'm going to use the Irish Cross on you!"
Isn't that thing for wrestling? It has something to do with boxing.
There is no logic in Po Nu's brain twitching, and no one knows what she is thinking about in the next second, but he thinks this stinky sister is very funny, and the days when she gets nervous from time to time add a lot of fun to ordinary life.
This man was also a drama star, and he even had lines in his mouth: "Damn scumbag, I won't leave my sister to you!" As he spoke, he punched him directly on the back.
Feng Wuli was amused and asked, "Where did you learn all this nonsense?"
"Please call me UFC Sex Demon - Po Slave."
She was still playing the role of a boxer, with a serious look on her face, taking the Tyson butterfly step that she didn't quite learn, punching the air quickly to show off her strength, and then looking straight at her opponent, ready to take action at any time. Prepare to go up and give this man a little sweet taste.
Feng Wuli had been tired for a whole day and now he had no energy to play with her.
Ye Ji rushed forward and used the cat pounce to advance!
He was easily put down to the ground by Po Nu.
"No! Don't use the Irish Cross on me!"
Feng Wuli was also used to Po Nu being a fool all day long.
He sighed and looked at the paintings drawn by Wanwan.
"What is Wanwan drawing?"
The little fox girl was a little embarrassed, "The paintings don't look good."
"Is it Ye Ji?"
"It's Lord Ye Ji."
"It's quite similar, but he should be a little fatter."
"Yes, let's take a look at this one." She pulled out a painted portrait of Ye Ji. This one looked much larger and was closer to her recent figure.
"But Lady Yeji said it didn't look like her at all, and said she was not the ball, so she asked Wanwan to draw a new one."
It turns out that what Wanwan is painting now is Ye Ji's version of herself.
He rubbed the little fox girl's head, then walked to the flower stand, taking scissors to trim and spray the flowers in the potted plants, and also looked at today's bills and some new orders.
There is also a reply function to give feedback on their flower shop’s flower delivery service. Half of them are to praise the flowers, and the other half are to praise the girl who sent the flowers.
The one who praises Po Nu writes like this:
[The flowers are very beautiful, and the girl who sent them is even more beautiful. It is a ray of spring breeze for dogs preparing for the postgraduate entrance examination in August. I wish me ashore. ]
[I asked the flower-delivery angel if I could add him on WeChat. The flower-delivery angel said that my boyfriend has eight-pack abs. Sad! ! ]
[Confess your love to the flower angel! ! ]
[Every time I see a young lady riding a battery and carrying a bunch of flowers, it’s really healing! Young lady, you must be happy every day]
He hung these sticky notes with clips on a wall with a net. There are only a dozen or so on it now, and it will take some time before they are all covered.
In addition to post-it notes, there are also photos of various people after receiving the flowers, most of them couples, all looking happy.
As long as it is linked to love, the value of the product can skyrocket.
And the acclaimed flower-delivering angel, now a boxer aliased as the Sex Demon, has been provoking himself.
"Chuochuo!!"
"Chuochuochuo!!"
There's also a dubbing of the fist hitting him on the back.
“Chuchuachua!!!”
…
When Wang Xilou came back from outside with his pockets in his pockets, he happened to see two boxers having a match in the store.
Two small animals nearby shouted cheers for them. Player Po Nu was petite, but his punching speed was amazing. He could throw less than 100,000 punches in one second. Player Feng Wuli was strong and powerful, but he was not agile enough and was not easy to catch. The shortcomings of Zumiponu players.
Wang Xilou rolled his eyes: "Two sand sculptures." Obviously she was used to it, let alone boxing, the two of them at home were mostly studying how to defeat themselves.
"Get out of the way, don't block the road." She went over and sat down to eat melon seeds.
Feng Wuli caught Po Nu's missed opportunity and severely arrested the stinky girl. He held her hands behind her back and looked at Wanwan next to her, asking her to announce who was the UFC champion this time.
"Xiaolou, you left your phone in my car..." Outside, Su Xiaoxin chased after her, but when she came back, she was a little confused when she saw this scene.
It's shameful to say that even though it's been more than half a year, she still can't tell who her son's girlfriend is. Po Nu and Xi Lou were wearing the same clothes, and now she couldn't tell which one was Po Nu and which was Wang Xilou.
If it is Wang Xilou who is sitting next to him eating melon seeds and watching the excitement, then the physical contact between her son and her sister is very ambiguous now, and the look in her sister's eyes at her son is so boring that it cannot be justified at all, and if she is said to be being The person captured is Wang Xilou, which can also be understood as a young couple joking around.
Po Nu reacted almost immediately, "Ah! Thank you, auntie, I guess I got in your car at noon."
Wang Xilou knew that he was a substitute again.
Su Xiaoxin smiled and greeted a few people, and Feng Wuli also called her mom obediently. She nodded happily, but couldn't help but asked doubtfully: "Aren't you in military training?"
"It's close, so I'll just come back for dinner." He found that he was a bit honest, but he seemed to be caught doing bad things.
Looking to the side, Ye Ji was using the Irish Cross Lock on Wanwan.
"That's it. I'm tanned a lot." She handed the phone to Po Nu, then noticed that her fingerprint unlocked the phone screen... She didn't know what she was thinking, so she smiled and asked, "Did you just What is this for?"
Po Nu didn't even think about it: "Practice martial arts."
"Practice, practice martial arts?"
Po Nu said seriously: "Auntie, to be honest, we not only study Taoism in Yunlu Palace, we also practice boxing on a daily basis."
As she said that, she made another boxing movement and a set of fast punches. Su Xiaoxin glanced at her and Wang Xilou with some suspicion.
Po Nu immediately realized that Wang Xilou didn't seem to be a fool of himself. He coughed twice and his temperament changed again. He said: "Haha, actually I was just joking with him. Didn't he have military training? I just want to see what he has learned in military training." What, if you see that he has grown up, just capture me."
"That's it." She spoke softly, "Don't bully Xiaolou."
"Just for fun," he explained.
"Auntie, why don't you stay for dinner? Chifugi will deliver the food in a moment."
"No……"
"She must have cooked your food anyway."
Su Xiaoxin always felt a little strange, her eyes always flickering back and forth between Wang Xilou and Po Nu. However, when Po Nu consciously acted as Wang Xilou, even Feng Wuli couldn't tell who they were. That shouldn't be called Acting, should be said to be true to form.
The tone of voice, the way they speak, and the little body movements they make when speaking are all exactly the same.
Feng Wuli looked at it and thought it was wonderful. He really felt a sense of oppression in Po Nu at this time, which he had been afraid of Wang Xilou since he was a child.
But Su Xiaoxin still felt weird.
It feels like there is a lentil under the mattress separated by dozens of layers of cushions. If you don't know that there is a lentil underneath, it's fine and you can still sleep as comfortably as usual. But after you know it, you won't feel comfortable even if you sleep on it. When I saw the lentil, I still felt panicked.
At this time Wang Xilou stood up and said, "Brother-in-law, look at whether this flower has been damaged by insects."
"Ahem, where is it? Let me take a look."
Su Xiaoxin's doubts were reduced a little. She really didn't know why she had such thoughts, and she felt like she was not normal.
"Brother-in-law, look, is this a white spider's web? It's so scary!" Wang Xilou also acted in his true self when playing the role of Po Slave. Or rather, putting on a mask is not taking off the mask. Maybe she likes this kind of thing too. Little girl's pretense.
Hearing Bai Spider, Feng Wuli suddenly became serious.
But we can't suffer from that kind of cheap bug.
Su Xiaoxin felt that she was really having random thoughts. She saw Feng Wuli and Wang Xilou making flowers and was about to leave. When she saw her son and wanted to stay a little longer, she went over and asked them what they were doing.
The night was getting dark, and a young girl outside was pedaling her bicycle very fast. She suddenly braked and looked coolly at the flower shop. Unexpectedly, her aunt was still there, so she immediately said to her honestly: "Auntie, please stay and eat together."
"That's right, let's try Chifu's craftsmanship. It's better than Ponu and I." Ponu said.
Chifu gave her a confused look, but didn't choose to expose it.
"Let's eat, let's eat." Wanwan went to move the small bench.
Su Xiaoxin said "Excuse me" but did not refuse. She looked at her son's current life with a smile and felt that he was better than her. He lived a good and warm life, and she sincerely thanked Wang Xilou.
After dinner, she said she was ready to leave.
Po Nu quickly said to send her off, but she didn't refuse.
The two of them talked and chatted, basically saying three sentences that couldn't be separated from Feng Wuli. Po Nu behaved perfectly. Wang Xilou's tone of 'keep saying something bad about Feng Wuli, but anyone with a discerning eye can see that it's just showing off'. She learned exactly the same thing.
"Just send it here, my car is right there." Su Xiaoxin said.
"Oh, ok, Auntie, please drive slower on the road. Come and sit here when you have time!"
"Oh, I see."
"By the way, Xiaolou." Su Xiaoxin suddenly remembered something and turned around and asked:
"I told you about the book last time, Sanmao's "Sahara". I wonder if you have read it when you go back?"
"Ah, oh!" Po Nu said with an embarrassed look on his face, "I have been busy recently and forgot about it for a moment."
Su Xiaoxin smiled slightly: "It doesn't matter, I'll leave first."
"Auntie, let me know in advance next time you come, and I'll ask Chifu to cook a big meal for you!"
"Let's go, bye."
"Um!"
Su Xiaoxin said goodbye to her and returned to the car. She sat in the driver's seat. After starting the car, she turned on the air conditioner. She held the steering wheel and put it down after a while. She wanted to smoke a cigarette but she had quit smoking for half a year. She sat there for about It took about ten minutes before he sighed.
I have to buy another bracelet.
I've been updating 6,000 words a day for three days in a row. I'm so tired. I'd like to vote for a monthly vote to give me some motivation.
