Traveling 380,000 kilometers in an instant, they exceeded the speed of light in that instant.
Does it look good?
Wang Xilou asked himself this.
Growing up, how many times had he looked up at the moon?
How can it be counted?
When he was five years old, Liu Xiaoxiao told him that he used the telescope at home to see the most beautiful woman in the world and a big, fat rabbit. He could make spicy rabbit dices and eat them for a long time - she had a telescope at home. , the children in the old street wanted to please her if they wanted to play with her telescope.
Feng Wuli didn't have a telescope at home, so he ran back and asked Wang Xilou if there were Chang'e and Moon Rabbit on the moon.
It is estimated that all children have asked adults such messy questions. He didn't know how other adults answered his own children. He only remembered that Wang Xilou pinched his face and said to him: "How can there be the most beautiful woman in the world?" Master is beautiful, Master is the most beautiful woman in the world, remember?"
"Well, is there any sister who is not as beautiful as Wang Xilou?"
"No, it's just a big dirt ball with nothing."
Then she took out a large pottery jar from the yard. She put her hands on her hips and said, "The soil in this jar was brought back at that time. Vegetables can't even grow."
"You can't prove that it's just dirt and nothing else."
"Why are you stupider than Lazy Sheep? If you want something else, Master will tear it down and move it back. It's not just soil. Master can only dig a jar of soil and move it away!"
Xiaofeng Wuli was enlightened all of a sudden. He looked at the vat of soil and nodded heavily.
From then on, he had no curiosity about the moon in the sky.
Then he took a paper cup and put a cup of soil in it, and ran to Liu Xiaoxiao's house in the dust, and said: "You lied, there is no spicy rabbit on it, there is only soil. Look, this is the soil Wang Xilou brought back from the moon." "
Liu Xiaoxiao was shocked: "You can brag better than me."
Liu Xiaoxiao's father watched the two children talking thoughtfully.
The last time Wang Xilou took him on a long trip, she was in elementary school or junior high school. She rode her obsolete Honda lady motorcycle and took him to NMG to ride horses. Later, it was Feng Wuli who took her out to play.
After many years, Wang Xilou took him on a far journey again, to the moon 380,000 kilometers away.
There is indeed no Wu Gang cutting down osmanthus trees, no Guanghan Palace, and no spicy rabbit. This can be determined as Feng Wuli grows up. It is just a natural satellite with a diameter of 1,700 kilometers.
She was wearing a pale pink skirt that looked very fashionable in the last century. It wouldn't look bad now, but it looked ordinary. She wore a pure white shirt with a butterfly collar on her upper body. She was dressed like an English teacher.
"It's very beautiful." He answered her question.
"I'm asking if your master looks good."
"It means you look good."
Wang Xilou's smile faltered, but he smiled sheepishly, and then pretended to be ferocious: "Why don't you please Master quickly? I'll go back and leave you here alone. Are you afraid?"
"Have you forgotten that your Yangshen is still here with me?"
"Master, do you think this scenery is okay?"
"Don't come here." He bared his teeth. Although he knew he was pretending, Wang Xilou's respectful look as a little maid was quite touching.
"Come here, sit next to Master." She excitedly pulled him to a stone next to her, sat down, and then waved to him.
"Speaking of it, how can I move freely here? The temperature and air pressure feel no different from those on the earth. It seems that only the gravity is different."
"The principle is the same as when I took you flying just now. As long as you twist some of the rules around you, you can achieve this effect. It is probably the power of becoming an immortal. However, you will be suppressed by the seven gods on the earth. Among them, Master The immortals who were originally created by borrowing the ancient gods' rules were suppressed even more severely on the ancient gods' territory."
"I see...did you come up here often before?"
"I don't come here often. What's the fun in coming here? There's no one to talk to."
Feng Wuli sat next to her, and the two of them sat on the top of the mountain, looking at their far away hometown.
You can't see the entire earth. Only the upper two-thirds are bright, and the lower half is still in shadow. It is really a water ball, with blue covering most of the area, and the remaining land is getting thicker. The huge blue celestial body is looming under the smoke and clouds that cannot be melted away, making people feel frightened, depressed and helpless.
Wang Xilou pointed to him in a direction and said, "See, Jun Sha is right there."
"Wherever I can see, I can see Asia the most."
"Weak! I tell you to practice quickly."
"No matter how fast you are, you can't become an immortal in one fell swoop. What do you think of this thing?"
"Master, you can become so good just by practicing casually."
"You are gifted."
Feng Wuli put his hands behind his back and looked towards the earth. There is no doubt that there must be someone on the earth looking at the moon in the sky. Is there someone holding an astronomical telescope and looking right at them? If he sees two people sitting on it, Personally, that worldview is as shattered as seeing Spongebob and Patrick catching jellyfish at the bottom of the sea.
Or there are countless people who simply look up at the moon. They look up and see that the moon is no different tonight, but they don't know that there are people on the moon who are also looking up at them on the earth.
By the way, among so many people, there must be some who think the moon is beautiful tonight and take out their mobile phones to take pictures. One in a thousand of the three billion people who look up at the moon chooses to take a photo of the moon, and tonight he and Wang Xilou will have more than three million photos, which will appear in the eyes of more than three million people. In mobile phones, even though they don't actually occupy a single pixel.
Or will there be children who raise that childish question and ask adults if there is a beautiful sister on the moon? How will the adults answer? Most likely they will say no. In fact, there is, but it is not Chang'e, who is the most beautiful in the world. A lovely, gentle and virtuous woman, Ms. Wang Xilou.
He laughed as soon as he thought about it. Wang Xilou, who kept pointing out this and that to him without stopping, saw him smiling and asked him why he was laughing and if he thought of anything funny. He should tell her too. Talk about it.
"there is nothing."
"You are so boring. Master tells you everything that comes to mind, and you still have something to hide!"
"It's really nothing, let's take some photos?"
"OK."
The two of them got up and started taking various photos again, including space scenery photos, family photos on Earth, Wang Xilou's concave shape holding the earth, Feng Wuli also changed direction, and made the same posture as him, she said to go back and change these two photos into WeChat avatar.
Wang Xilou is a beautiful woman, and he is also very handsome, so he can be used as a profile picture.
As for what other people will think when they see such an avatar, it must be a special effect, and it can actually go to the moon. No matter how great your imagination is, you can't think in this direction.
The moon is a quiet satellite, silent all year round. Today, there are two more boring humans, and it suddenly becomes very lively. It seems that there are sounds of them laughing and joking everywhere. There are obviously only two of them, but if you zoom in further, it feels like the noise is loud. The moon swayed.
There were also group photos, but there were no passers-by on the moon. It was unrealistic to travel 380,000 kilometers to get a passer-by to come over and take pictures for them, so I asked Youhuang to come out with a camera to take pictures for them.
"You can click this later and take the photo."
The phone was like a matchbox in her hand. She held it close to her face and nodded to Feng Wuli seriously.
"sorry to bother you."
She shook her head to indicate it was no trouble.
The quality of the two masters and apprentices was not very high. Wang Xilou took a stone and carved on the mountain - 'Fengxuli and Wangxlou are here to visit 2018.8.30'
"I'll engrave it too, give it to me."
What Feng Wuli engraved was: 'We shouldn't believe the words of the people on earth. Damn it, there is not much time left. King Songzi will definitely lead everyone to occupy the earth again...'
Wang Xilou kept laughing: "What did you write?"
Feng Wuli just smiled and threw the stone away.
It’s impossible for anyone to read this sentence anyway.
They also played badminton, which could be hit very far with a single tap. Moreover, the movement trajectory of the badminton was not like a parabola. It shot out almost straight, so it was not possible to hit it upwards, but to aim a little higher than the opponent.
After playing badminton, I jumped out of the grid with him. The gravity of the moon jumped lightly and it was easy to jump out. You still need some skills.
After jumping the grid, Wang Xilou took out a somewhat scrapped women's motorcycle, which was exactly the one she drove before. It seemed that she had moved many of the items from the incense and candle shop in the old street to the land of nothing.
I saw her holding a helmet, shaking her head, looking arrogant and domineering: "That handsome guy over there, do you want to sit down?"
"Can your car be driven?"
"It's just not allowed on the road. It can be driven."
When Feng Wuli sat up and put his arms around her waist, Wang Xilou turned around to warn him not to molest the master. Then he put on his helmet, inserted the key, and twisted it - he fell on his back.
"Can you drive it?"
"No, what's the matter with not being able to drive out?"
"If you can't do it, I'll drive it." Feng Wuli was also a little eager to try driving a motorcycle on the moon.
"Let go, let go, I am Mo's master now." Wang Xilou was even younger than him.
After trying many times and Wang Xilou adjusting several times, he finally set off steadily.
It was an inexplicable nonsense, but she was really happy. There was no one on the road anyway, so she started driving like crazy.
From time to time, the car would soar into the air and then fall slowly. No matter how far it drove, there was still a huge glowing planet behind it, always reminding Feng Wuli that they were now 380,000 kilometers away from the earth, and that they were now the moon in the restricted area of life. Driving a Honda women's motorcycle.
The moon is a wasteland, with only desolation behind it.
"I opened it instead."
"Master hasn't been driving for long."
He shook Wang Xilou's shoulders: "If you drive any further, the car will be damaged by you."
"Okay, okay, I'll open it for you."
Stop the car and change people.
Wang Xilou put on his helmet, sat behind and held his waist: "Let's go!"
Feng Wuli turned around and headed towards the Earth, heading towards the glowing planet in front of him, but the distance did not shorten at all, which was of course. Wang Xilou was behind with his mobile phone taking photos and recording videos.
There are only two boring people on the moon.
After the fun was almost over, Feng Wuli felt that it was time to go back. Wang Xilou gave him another surprise, and he couldn't go back for the time being.
She scratched her head and said with some embarrassment: "The rules of that place have been changed. The mark left by the master cannot be used. I wonder if it was caused by Odin you just mentioned. The master has to relocate to that mark if he wants to go back, or the master I’ll fly you back, but that way it will be slower…”
In other words, the springboard for the transfer has been blocked, and now she has to crack it again.
Feng Wuli looked at her expressionlessly.
Wang Xilou tried to act coquettishly to get forgiveness. He was not angry, but felt powerless against her unreliable behavior.
"How long will it take?" he said angrily.
"It won't take long, just a few hours. It will be ready tomorrow. Master has left a backdoor there. Although it is the rule of other gods, Odin is not a god, he is just an immortal like a gatekeeper, just like Dongwang Gong. It’s almost the same.”
"Then we have to sleep here one night?"
"Master also brought the bed in the incense shop." She actually moved a bed out and placed it on the moon.
This kind of thing is difficult to explain. Feng Wuli never imagined that one day he would sleep on the moon for a night. Fortunately, he could at least sleep on a bed.
He didn't even know what to say to her, and looked at her with a speechless expression. Wang Xilou shrank his neck guiltily, and whispered in a low voice: "It will be fine really soon."
"Do you think I can sleep?"
"What's the point? Sleeping somewhere is not sleeping. When you wake up, it's time to keep it and go back."
"I gather at half past six every day."
"We can definitely arrive before six-thirty!"
Feng Wuli sat on the bed, slumped down on the bed with his hands spread wide, let himself go, looked at the earth in front of him, and sat up again: "How can you sleep in such an environment."
"Why do you have so many things to do?" She has the aura of a strong person. She has always been unable to keep up with the changes of the times, but now she can easily adapt to the environment. Wang Xilou took off his shoes and socks and placed them beside the bed with a quilt. As soon as he put the pillow down, he had an expression on his face: "The bed is already made, please don't make so many demands on me, my master will be angry if you are too willful."
But this does not mean that you can sleep if you have a bed. "It always feels like sleeping on the street, as if you are being watched."
"Who is looking at you?" Wang Xilou looked confused.
Feng Wuli had a toothache on his face: "There is such a big earth in front of us."
"You can't even see it yourself. Is there anyone with better eyesight than you?"
"Aren't there still immortals? And if others have astronomical telescopes, they might be able to see them too."
Wang Xilou thought what he said made sense.
The master and apprentice thought about it, and finally Wang Xilou carried the bed, hugged his apprentice, and flew to the back of the moon.
This time, there was no giant water ball, only the bright and vast starry sky. The two of them were lying among the stars. Occasionally, a meteor flashed. There seemed to be a huge secret hidden in the dark and boundless depths of the universe. Feng Wuli could see it. I was absent-minded for a moment, and my mind began to have random thoughts: the relationship between matter and energy, how inorganic matter can become organic matter, and if there are alien creatures, what kind of life state are the alien creatures and what kind of life do they live...
"Still not sleeping? You still have military training tomorrow."
The weak are still complaining, but the strong always adapt to the environment quickly. Wang Xilou has already covered himself with a small quilt. He kicked his feet and the quilt on the other side also covered him.
She looked at her little apprentice looking at the universe and wondered what he was thinking, so she moved closer and waved her hand in front of him: "What are you thinking about? You are so lost in thought?"
Feng Wuli had a heavy look on his face: "I feel desperate for the thermal death of the universe."
Such a great universe will eventually become a dead silence. What is really eternal?
Wang Xilou naturally didn't understand. She only thought the stars in the sky were beautiful.
She said: "Is it beautiful?"
"Beautiful." He pushed away the man's hand that touched his abdominal muscles.
"I'm asking Master if she's pretty." She stretched out her hand again.
He rolled his eyes at her and said, "The universe is not as beautiful as you, so don't touch it with your hands."
"Hehe, look at the results of your military training. Why does your hand feel the same as before?"
Feng Wuli said that he would also check your yoga exercise results.
Wang Xilou dodged again and again. The universe was boundless and the back of the moon was vast, but the bed was only so big. Where could she hide?
The two were jostling and talking less and less. Feng Wuli suddenly remembered a small part of the purpose of coming back tonight, but in this overwhelming scene, he didn't mean it. On the contrary, Wang Xilou kept talking. provoke him.
Feng Wuli said that she still couldn't sleep. Wang Xilou already had the answer in his heart, but he still asked knowingly what he could do if he couldn't sleep. Since he didn't have a mobile phone to play with and no TV to watch, Feng Wuli asked her if she wanted to tell him a story. Wang Xilou said with a smile. It's not like you want to listen to her story.
"Why don't I want to listen to your story?"
"Just, it just doesn't look like it." Her voice was soft.
"Master."
"What?"
"I just thought about some issues, and I didn't understand some of them. I may need your help."
"Si, what are you thinking about? Tell me, is it related to practice?" When Wang Xilou was moved, he still wanted to maintain the attitude of a strict teacher, and the way he talked to him with a stern face was not too cute.
"It has something to do with the birth of life..."
The quilt fell to the ground, and the universe was silent. It was like an absurd dream. Wang Xilou's eyes were dim as he looked at the stars in the sky behind him, surrounded by craters, the gray-white moon, and the blue planet behind the moon. .
Wang Xilou put his arms around his neck, kissed him, and whispered in his ear: "Can you come back for dinner after the military training tomorrow? Master won't be able to see you even if he wants to."
Feng Wuli suddenly thought that when he called every night, it was not him who called him back, but Wang Xilou who called him.
He asked in a low voice: "How did it come here for five hundred years?"
"Can not remember."
There is no day or night in the universe, and it seems like it will never get dark here. The back of the dead moon is a little more alive tonight.
The next day, Feng Wuli felt refreshed.
The climb over the wall was very smooth, and the movements became more and more beautiful. With one step and one step, the whole person turned over. There was a lawn below. In just one week, the grass in a small area has collapsed. It is estimated that There is a chance that no grass will grow in this area within the next four years.
Feng Wuxiang wonders if he has never seen the school gate in four years of college...
However, time was really tight today, so they were ambushed when they came back. When they returned from the moon to the earth, it was dark in Switzerland. A man with thick eyebrows and big eyes riding an eight-legged horse threw a spear at them as soon as they appeared. them.
Wang Xilou is not afraid of him, but she is busy sending her apprentice to school, and she is not unreasonable. If she doesn't kill the immortal who is guarding the door, she will fight and retreat, so she will come back a little late.
After all, it's not good to climb over the wall. Next time, just go through the main entrance.
Feng Wuli hurried over to gather, but he was still more than ten minutes late.
The punishment for being late was not severe, it was just running laps. He didn't care much about physical punishment. The instructor saw his mentality and knew that this seemingly well-behaved brat was difficult to treat. He said: "Forget it, no need to run laps, go back Write an 800-word review and hand it in within two days.”
Feng Wuli's face turned ugly, and someone below laughed secretly.
"Did you hear that clearly?"
"Report! Listen clearly!"
"Return to the team!"
The task in the morning was still to do military boxing. Feng Wuli had a good image. Someone came to ask him to go to the academy's square team. After he heard that it would be more tiring, he expressed his willingness to go, but his instructor asked him to write eight thousand Reviewing the word, I really don’t have the extra energy to go to the hospital’s phalanx team.
Xie Jieshu originally had a good image, but she dyed her blonde hair. She didn't have to dye it back to go to school for military training, but she definitely wouldn't be able to go to the Phalanx team.
The sun was getting stronger and stronger. The instructor blew the whistle and called for a break, and then went to chat with the female instructor next door.
Feng Wuli hangs out with his roommate, and they get to know each other quickly after spending a few days together. Zhang Li looks tough but is really a two-dimensional person. He made an appointment with him to go to the B Station Comic Exhibition next month. Zheng Chuanbo wants to talk to him in college. A vigorous first love, but because he had no practical experience, Wang Qingfeng taught him love skills every day, even though he had zero love experience.
"I think Tingting from Xie Jieshu's dormitory has a lot to do with you. Didn't she chat with you last time?" The dog-headed military advisor gave him advice.
"No, isn't she chatting well with everyone?"
"Absolutely. I've seen her secretly looking at you several times in the past few days."
"Brother Feng, what do you think?"
"Qingfeng is right." He just felt very happy.
Wang Qingfeng has a look on his face, even the only one with love experience said so.
Zheng Chuanbo was doubtful.
The assembly whistle blew, and the coolness that had just penetrated was immediately wiped out by the scorching heat, but this whistle did not seem to be for training.
The instructor said: "Stop bragging. We are holding a joint performance with the 3rd Battalion and 5th Company next door. Do you want to sign up?"
"Be active! If no one signs up, the performance will not be held. If not, we will continue to do military boxing and train until twelve o'clock for dinner. Come on, sign up for a few first. What kind of professional is the fifth company next door? It seems It’s a liberal arts major and there are a lot of female classmates.”
There must be some people who want to perform, and some who are afraid that there will not be enough people to perform and have to practice in the end, so those who stand up are all boys. I guess there are seven or eight people. In fact, there are already a lot of people. When the venue heats up, there will definitely be more than just this person performing. Count, if you don't shout stop, you can keep doing it.
"You, Feng Wuli, join in."
Feng Wuliang found some little monsters to trick him with sacks at night.
"If you perform a performance, you don't have to submit it for review. Do you want to do it?"
It has to be me!
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