Four female college students entered the store, chattering. As soon as they entered, they exclaimed: "Wow! It's so cool!"
The air conditioner blows away the heat, but the flowers in the room are not so fragrant that they can't escape. Only a faint fragrance occasionally penetrates the tip of the nose, and the fragrance changes when you stand in different positions, which makes people feel magical.
A fat girl complained: "It's so stuffy outside, there's no wind."
"It's almost nine o'clock and it's still so hot." Her companion also said.
"It was still windy just now." Feng Wuli, a store clerk, said with a smile, "It's going to rain soon. If you don't go back to school soon, you're going to get wet."
"No, I could see the moon just now."
As soon as I finished speaking, there was thunder in the sky, and then it rained heavily.
The rain was so sudden that pedestrians who had no time to escape started running. The girl named Xiaoqi who had been looking at the flowers at the door was also pulled in.
She shivered even more after she came in, and several of her friends were worried that she was feeling uncomfortable. She shook her head and said it was okay. The thunder just sounded a little loud, and she was just startled.
"Hey! Handsome guy, how do you know it's going to rain soon?" A female college student was curious about him.
Feng Wuli pointed at a pink potted plant on the shelf: "This is leek, a perennial herbaceous plant of the Amaryllidaceae family Allium genus from XSBN. It is also called wind and rain flower. It usually blooms when it rains heavily. I just had dinner. There are buds in front of it, and I noticed it blooming a few minutes ago.”
"Wow!" Several girls suddenly realized, with expressions on their faces as if they had learned a new pose.
The girl who just asked Feng Wuli how he knew it was going to rain looked up at him with stars in her eyes and said, "It feels so romantic."
"Stop being such a fool, how can we go back when it rains so heavily!" The fat girl next to her shook her awake.
"Sit down for a while, it will rain soon." Feng Wuli was still taking care of his flowers and plants.
"Hey, handsome guy, are you the boss here?" The girl has an enthusiastic personality.
Feng Wuli shook his head with a smile and pointed at the classmate Wang Xilou over there who ran away to play on the computer behind the counter because he didn't want to study: "That one over there is the boss, I work for her."
Wang Xilou's vanity was greatly satisfied.
Smiling gracefully and nodding hello to a few little girls.
Maybe girls are more sexy. When several female college students looked at the flowers in this room, they were easily moved by these beautiful flowers, especially some unrecognizable flowers. Ask the handsome clerk, and the clerk can always tell the difference. Gently tell the name of the flower, its language, its temperament, its meaning, and whether it has any story.
Not to mention a few female college students, that little eight-hundred-year-old zombie over there also kept looking over there - my apprentice is so handsome!
"Hey, are you going to do it? You want to listen to it, and if you don't want to play, do it for me." Po Nu squeezed into the ergonomic chair behind the counter with her, watching Wang Xilou play games and his hands were itchy. This new machine The computer screen is so big, even bigger than in an Internet cafe. However, with such a well-equipped device, this person actually plays Plants vs. Zombies?
I think you don’t understand at all!
Several female college students also discovered that behind the counter were a pair of twin girls. They were very good-looking, and their faces were so delicate even though they were bare-faced. Their conditions were also very good. Moreover, the two sisters looked almost exactly the same. You can tell the two apart by those black-rimmed glasses.
One of them wanted to grab the mouse, but was restrained by the other. Then they heard the young lady wearing glasses shout: "Brother-in-law, look at her!"
"..."
He also said that those who work for people are dog food! He put dog food in it!
"You... seem to be selling more than just flowers?" They discovered the gift-like objects placed in the back.
"Well, I also sell some other things."
"Flowers can be given to living people, or to friends and relatives who are not alive. We firmly believe that the connection between people cannot be broken after the end of life. The gift of flowers between people and acceptance gain meaning, so we also process flower delivery orders for deceased people.”
Feng Wuli smiled and said:
"It can also be regarded as a gimmick for our flower shop, but you may believe it or not, and it is not superstitious. We used to open incense and candle shops, but now young people in the city burn incense to worship their old friends during festivals. After all, there are few, and even less believe in ghosts and gods. You can think of it as a new modern form of incense candles. If you want to send a bouquet of flowers to anyone, you can order from us."
You can send flowers to anyone you want, even if they are not alive.
Several female college students were obviously touched.
Looking at these Buddha statues, rosary beads, and paper flowers, the veil of awe and curiosity about this mysterious folk custom in the past seems to have been lifted a little, and then only the memory of the deceased as a living person remains. .
"Actually, we are very interested in these weird things!" said the lively female college student just now.
"Yes, yes." Another chubby classmate also said: "We were playing with the pen fairy in the dormitory a few days ago, and nothing happened for a long time."
I can see it——
Feng Wuli smiled lightly and said nothing, looking at the trembling Yaoxie lying on the body of the female student named Xiaoqi.
Don't ask for everything.
The female student named Xiaoqi already felt uncomfortable just standing outside the store and wanted to escape from this place. After entering, the cold feeling on the back of her neck became more serious, especially when she looked at the strange flower shop. Strange statues of gods always make me feel guilty, and sometimes I feel that those statues made of clay or silicone seem to have spirits.
She looked at the statues of the Stove King and felt an inexplicable palpitation in her heart, as if a fire suddenly broke out in her body. The nameless fire was going to burn her alive, and she was so scared that she dared not move.
It was as if he was hallucinating. The Kitchen Lord statues all turned their heads at some point and glared at him. In line with their already angry faces, the jade Ruyi held high seemed to be about to hit him in the next second!
Looking at the strange arrows for decoration, she saw thunder blaring outside in the rainy night, and it was bright as daylight for a moment, and she trembled in fright.
"It's such a loud thunder." Her companion was surprised: "It really hasn't rained for several days."
"It rained so heavily that I was soaked when I ran back. Xiaolin was still wearing such see-through clothes, hehe."
"Fortunately, the boss took us in."
Feng Wuli smiled and didn't answer. He just looked at the startled little girl and found it interesting.
The Taoist classic of the Song Dynasty, "Tao Fa Hui Yuan Tai Shang Temple of Heaven Jade Ge" clearly records: "All the true gods and generals do not possess human bodies. Those who frequently possess human voices are definitely evil demons and heretics."
Although many of the monsters he met were honest, honest and cute, in fact, when people get along with monsters, the majority of the results are human beings being killed.
It's just that this evil spirit is really unlucky. For ordinary people, it can already be used as a big boss to make a horror movie in which more than a dozen people die. Feng Wuli has already thought of the title of the movie, so it's called "Pen Fairy". A boring girl's dormitory suddenly decided to play a pen fairy game, and then thought that nothing happened. In fact, she accidentally attracted the dirty things to possess her, and then everyone around her died mysteriously in a short period of time. As a horror movie, The protagonist's classmate Xiaoqi went to several temples and Taoist temples but was unable to get rid of the possessed demon, leaving a folk horror story in the end.
It's a pity that this two-hour domestic horror movie has only been aired for 20 minutes. The big boss, who has not killed anyone yet, discovered that the script has suddenly been changed. Didn't he agree to make an urban horror movie? Why did he suddenly start filming "The Legend of the Gods"?
At this time, the demon possessing Xiao Qi didn't dare to move.
Xiao Qi and several classmates were looking at the antlers-like ornament. Several girls said it was a beautiful horn and asked if they could take a photo. Only Xiao Qi vaguely felt that it was the antlers of a real fucking dragon!
Feng Wuli put down the gardening shears he was holding on to trim the branches and asked, "Would you like something to drink?"
"How embarrassing!"
"Don't be sorry, it's only mineral water anyway."
"It's disturbing the boss's business."
Feng Wuli patted Po Nu on the head: "Stop playing and go pour a few glasses of water for the guests."
Po Nu reluctantly looked away from the computer and agreed with Wang Xilou to let her do the next one. Then she went to get a few glasses of water for a few customers and said with a smile: "Go back and promote our store more."
"You want what you want."
"Sister, you have a great figure."
Po Nu pushed up her glasses, her eyes indicating that she could talk more, and several little girls started chatting.
The rain stopped after about ten minutes. Several students bought a pot of wind and rain flowers. Feng Wuli gave a small pot as a gift for them to pay for more publicity when they went back to school.
Xiaoqi looked back frequently when she went out. She always felt that she didn't know when. The chest tightness that had accumulated in her heart for the past few days disappeared, and the depression that the store gave her was gone. She didn't react until her roommate pulled her. come over.
It was such a strange feeling. After sitting there for a while, she suddenly became clear-eyed, as if she had been possessed by someone who had been in a state of confusion the past few days. It was an intuitive premonition - this flower shop is very weird!
"Let's go, Xiaoqi."
"Huh? Oh!"
After she went out, she kept looking back and followed a few companions, and couldn't help but say, "This store feels so weird."
"It's you who's to blame, you've been acting a little weird these days." The fat girl said, "You're probably in love, right?"
Xiao Qi rolled her eyes, but couldn't tell what was wrong, so she could only give up.
A black cat, all wet with water, came in from the outside. As soon as it came in, it was like a dog, shaking the water everywhere.
Wang Xilou, who was firmly seated as the boss in the store, was concentrating on watching her corn cannon array take shape. A black air formed between her fingers, like those big bosses dishing walnuts. The black air swirled around as she moved her green-white fingers. Circle between your fingers.
The demon who could only easily torture and kill her apprentice dozens or hundreds of times was finally crushed into a ball by her.
He quietly looked over there, taking advantage of the fact that the little apprentice wasn't looking over -
Open your mouth and swallow it in one gulp.
Feng Wuli turned around and asked. "Have you dealt with that thing?"
She nodded honestly: "I'll crush it to death."
My precious apprentice will not allow her to eat random things, but she is a zombie, and evil things are delicious to her, and eating harmful things does not suck the blood of mortals, and eating them does not deduct merit.
"You didn't eat it again, did you?" Feng Wuli frowned.
"What are you talking about!" Her acting skills have improved and she is not panic at all: "Master is now an immortal, how could he still like to eat these delicacies?"
Just as Po Nu was about to say something, Wang Xilou quietly gave up the computer seat. Without saying a word, she stretched out her hand to her mouth and closed it like a zipper.
Feng Wuli glanced at the two of them suspiciously, and said helplessly: "Aren't you already an immortal? Why do you still have such a bad habit?"
"First of all, Master really didn't eat!" Wang Xilou said seriously with a straight face:
"Secondly, it has been said that returning to Yang is not a zombie cultivating a human body. It is more like a cultivation path that only zombies can take. Creatures like zombies exist by taking advantage of the loopholes in the ancient gods' rules, so even if they fail to knock on the Immortal Gate, He will not be like other immortal seekers, but because he is not within the rules, even if there are ten or a hundred opportunities to knock on the door of immortality, he will not be successful. Only by returning to the rules can he truly embark on the journey. Immortal road.
Master consulted the Qing Emperor and found that the four most famous zombies in history actually experienced failure in knocking on the Immortal Sect, and then took the step of returning to the sun with their broken bodies, thus becoming great practitioners at the level of the ancestor zombies. If they were Maybe they can become immortals if they take a step further, but obviously they have not been able to do it even after returning to Yang. Now the master is the fifth, and has accomplished what the previous four seniors could not achieve, and escaped the punishment of heaven to become a zombie. Become a fairy. "
Therefore, her return to the human body is not so much about returning from a zombie to a human being, but rather that she has reached the pinnacle on the road to zombies.
"But, if you had succeeded in knocking on the Immortal Gate back then, wouldn't you have become an Immortal directly?"
"Didn't I tell you what Master's calamity is?" Wang Xilou asked.
"Um, you saw 'me' and asked you for a shadow?"
"So even if it comes ten times or a hundred times, Master can't get through it."
"Wang Xilou."
"What are you doing?" Wang Xilou blinked and looked at him.
"Please marry me."
"How many houses do you have, what kind of car do you drive, what is your account number, and what's the balance of your bank account?" She pointed at him with her index finger: "By the way, I like boys younger than me!"
"When did you become like this?" Feng Wuli was very sad.
The classmate Po Nu on the side raised his hand: "I will marry, I want to marry!"
"If there are customers in the store now, I don't know what others will think of me."
Feng Wuli rubbed his face and let out a long sigh of relief. In this way, there are indeed many coincidences in Wang Xilou's eventual becoming an immortal.
"Okay, the first day of opening is over today, and now I announce the closure of the store."
"Woo! Go home!" It is said that Po Nu was the best seller in the flower shop today.
"We have everything. Bring in the flowers from outside."
The three of them walked many times, and Ye Ji also turned into a human form and came out to help, although she seemed to be playing more.
He moved all the potted plants and shelves outside the house into the store, and finally watched Feng Wuli pull down the rolling shutter door, revealing the black and red words on the rolling shutter door that read "Happy Opening."
The flower shop that Wang Xilou wanted to open five hundred years ago ended successfully on the first day.